Dad Raiders

Chapter 132: Dad’s Strategy

After chatting with the old man again, Dong Junyi and Sakata Yinshi arrived in front of the old man's cemetery.

Dong Junyi took some tomatoes from the Moyou stone and placed them in front of the tombstone as a sacrifice, bowed to the old man's tombstone, and then walked towards the battlefield with Sakata Yinshi.

"Ah, ah, in such a horrible weather, how could your son go to a place like the Battlefield against Barbarians?" Sakata Gintoki was puzzled.

First it was the cemetery, and then it was the former battlefield against barbarians.

The Yiyi battlefield was the place where the warriors fought against the heavenly beings. There were countless undead there, so it was also called the Yiling area.

But, why does that child who has the same name as him and looks so similar always go to places where there are many dead people? ?

Could it be that, like him, he should also be afraid of A Piao! ?

"I don't know about that." Dong Junyi shrugged.

He guessed that it might be because Sakata Gintoki crawled out of the pile of dead people on the battlefield when he was a child after both of his parents died, so after he couldn't find him, he understood the environment he was in now. Just wanted to go there and have a look.

……

When he arrived at the battlefield against barbarians, Dong Junyi immediately scanned the mass graves with his superpowers of farsightedness and perspective. Not long after, he finally saw the curled up figure of the little "Sakata Yinshi" in a small thatched hut.

It's just that the little "Sakata Gintoki" doesn't seem to have any discomfort other than being a little bored.

No hunger, no fatigue, no pessimism, just so boring, watching the rain in the sky, drop by drop to the ground.

"Did you find him?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nose.

After these two days of contact, he also knew Dong Junyi's super power, so there was nothing surprising about it.

"I found it." Dong Junyi started to walk in the direction of the little "Sakata Gintoki".

"Ah, ah, this is the kid who looks a lot like me and has exactly the same name?" When he saw the little "Sakata Gintoki", Sakata Gintoki complained, "How did he grow up with me?" Does it look alike? He is so ugly!"

"Father——" Seeing their father, the little "Sakata Gintoki" was still very pleasantly surprised, and planned to jump directly into their father's arms and act coquettishly, but when he heard Sakata Gintoki's words, he Immediately unhappy, "You don't look good to see where to go!"

"I don't like to hear your words." Sakata Gintoki said, "I'm recognized as the number one handsome guy in Edo, and you can tell that so many girls are close to me, as for you? Your hair is messy and still so white, I don’t know, I thought you had albinism.”

"This is talking about yourself!" Little "Sakata Gintoki" said, "Ask my father, am I handsome!? Even my father's other sons are not taller than me handsome!"

"If your father's other sons are not even as handsome as you, it can only be said that your family's genes are not good, and it has nothing to do with others." Sakata Gintoki said.

"Your family's genes are not good! Your whole family's genes are not good!" As he said, the little "Sakata Gintoki" complained to their father, "Dad, he dared to say that our family's genes are not good!"

"..." Dong Junyi wanted to say that he doesn't know whether other people's genes are good or not, but his own genes are definitely not bad. As for Sakata Yinshi and the little "Sakata Yinshi", if you want to talk about their genes , This one has to find their biological father!

"Okay, okay." Seeing the two arguing endlessly, Dong Junyi had to stop quickly, "This place is so narrow and cold, are you two planning to live here!?"

"Dad, I don't want to live here!" Little "Sakata Gintoki" hugged their father's arm tightly, "By the way, where are Songyang and the others? I haven't found them yet!"

"Songyang..." Hearing this, Sakata Yinshi was startled, and then looked at Dong Junyi, "You really have a son named Yoshida Songyang!?"

"That's right." Anyway, he would know anyway, so Dong Junyi didn't hide it.

"Then... is he the same size as them?" This he refers to the little "Sakata Gintoki", the little "Hijikata Shiro" and so on.

"That's right." Dong Junyi still didn't hide anything.

"How do you have so many sons!?" Sakata Gintoki asked, "I have suspected you for a long time. Could it be that you are an alien creature similar to Paramecium, which can divide single cells!? Then, you Why did you split up children similar to us, what is your purpose!?"

Saying that, Sakata Gintoki pressed Lake Toya against Dong Junyi's neck.

"What purpose can I have?" Dong Junyi said helplessly, "You have also seen that after I come to you, I still have to do odd jobs to make a living. If I have any special purpose, how can it affect your affairs? A shabby place like a house!? Even if I go, I should go directly to the shogunate!"

"What you said seems to make sense." Sakata Gintoki smacked his lips, "However, I still don't understand why your sons look so similar to us humans on Earth."

"I didn't understand it either." Dong Junyi said perfunctorily, "There are so many wonders in the world. Do you still remember that there was a guy named Baiyecha who was very fat, but he was very similar to you."

"Why Baiye can't wipe Baiye." Hearing this, Sakata Yinshi's eyes flickered, "I've never heard of it."

"Oh, could it be that Baiyesa is you?" Dong Junyi cast a sidelong glance at Sakata Yinshi.

"How could it be me!?" Sakata Gintoki raised his voice, "I'm so handsome! How could I be a fat man!? Besides, I'm Shiroyasha, so it's impossible for me to get another Hyakuya Use such an old-fashioned name!"

"Oh, is it?" Dong Junyi didn't continue the topic, hugged the little "Sakata Yinshi", and said kindly, "Son, let's go, let's go back."

"Father, although this person is not very good, but the title of White Yasha is not bad, I have decided, I will be called White Yasha from now on!" Little "Sakata Gintoki" clenched his fists.

"Hey, hello!" Sakata Gintoki protested, "You ugly kid, why do you want to grab my title!?"

"Isn't your title Baiyecha?" The little "Sakata Gintoki" looked at him calmly.

"Baiye rub your balls!" Sakata Yinshi said, and then asked Dong Junyi, "By the way, how do you know the title of Baiye!?"

"I said it casually." Dong Junyi asked pretending to be surprised, "Why, you were really called Baiyecha before!?"

"My name is Baiyesa, but I'm not fat..." Sakata Gintoki hurriedly poohed twice as if he sensed that he had said something wrong, "I'm Shiroyasha, just Shiroyasha!"

Ah! ?

The title of White Yaksha was spread among the few warriors when he participated in the war against barbarians. However, after the war against barbarians was over, almost no one knew about it. People", how could it be such a coincidence to say the title of "Baiyacha"! ?

Baiye rub - this is when he was young, he put on weight for a while, so as not to affect his image, he gave it to himself!

This is a dark history, but it also saved his face in a short period of time.

Compared with the title of Bai Yasha, it is even more impossible for people to know that "Hyakuya Cha" is that fat man's!

……

When we arrived at Wanshiwu, a few children met each other, and it became more lively.

Little "Sakata Gintoki" saw Yatu Kagura, and asked in amazement: "Kagura, how did you grow so big so quickly!?"

"You know my Aru too!?" Yatu Kagura's eyes widened.

Today, these children all know that she is called Kagura, and they also know some things about her when she was a child, which makes her feel magical and happy at the same time.

On Earth, the two people she is most familiar with are Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi, but these two guys are both men, and they will have some generation gaps when they are together, or they don't understand her.

However, all this seems insignificant in front of children.

Now, what she likes most is playing with these children!

"Gin-san, I think Gintoki really looks like you!" Tired of playing, Yatu Kagura went to Sakata Gintoki, "Same natural curly silver hair, same dead fish eyes, same love Eat sweets, and still have the same name, but Yinshi is much better than you, he is not on the verge of diabetes yet!"

"He's so ugly, how could he look the same as me, and have so many similarities!?" Sakata Gintoki shouted, "You guys, all of you have eye problems!"

"Your eyes are the only problem, Aru!" Yatu Kagura said, "It looks so similar, who would not think he is your son when he sees it!? By the way, speaking of son, Yinsang, don't you Is it time to get married? I really want to see what your son looks like, whether he has naturally curly silver hair, a pair of dead fish eyes, and the same sweet tooth!"

"If that's the case, it's really terrible." Shimura Shinpachi complained, "Natural curly silver hair is fine, dead fish eyes, sweet tooth and so on, this is completely inherited Yinsang's shortcomings Yes! But, speaking of Yin-sang getting married—I really can’t imagine what Yin-sang will look like after getting married.”

"You mean, natural curly silver hair, dead fish eyes, sweet tooth, these are all shortcomings!?" Hearing this, Sakata Gintoki and the little "Sakata Gintoki" who have the same frequency, both grinned blackly, Staring at Shimura Shinpachi with his own pair of dead fish eyes, "By the way, do you want to be loosened!?"

"Oh, Mai Kar!" Shouted Shimura Shinpachi, "Did I say the wrong thing!? Did I say the wrong thing!? Did I say the wrong thing!?"

……

"These guys are making noise all day and night. It's really noisy." Downstairs, Granny Dengshi held an umbrella and looked upstairs with disgust.

"It's better to show the master's aura and drive them away quickly." Catherine said, "These guys are so noisy without paying the rent, and they have no income. They are completely parasites."

"Where do you think you are?" Grandma Dengshi gave her a sideways look, but then she also yelled upstairs, "You noisy guys, if you don't want to stay, you should get out as soon as possible." Let’s go! Also, you haven’t paid this month’s rent yet!”

"Old woman, there's no rush about the rent, I'll give it to you next month!" Sakata Yinshi replied upstairs.

"Every time it's next month. Calculate carefully, how many months have you guys not paid rent!?" Grandma Dengshi sighed, although she roared.

These guys are still so young, but they are too outrageous.

"Isn't it just the rent? Let's give it another month! We will give it to you when we have an entrustment!" Sakata Gintoki said, "Old woman, you have half your foot in the coffin, and you have no children. Don't worry about these things all the time, it's a big deal, I will take care of you when you get old."

"Who wants you to raise it!? A guy with a sweet tooth may not necessarily live longer than me." Granny Dengshi muttered, and then returned to the house.

"..." Seeing all this, Dong Junyi secretly made up his mind.

Anyway, it's hard to live anywhere, and if you find those other children, there must be more places to spend money.

It seemed that it was time for him to find another way to get money quickly.

Find a way! ?

Do some serious business, or rob the corrupt shogunate, or rob those celestial beings who have invaded the earth again! ?

This is a problem.

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