The madness of the juniors is outrageous

My toes just touched the grass, and the dark green leaves bent their noble waists, and Mu Ba couldn't wait to jump down and regain his human form.He lay on the recliner in front of my door very naturally, as if this place was originally his territory.

I was cleaning up the sundries in the yard when he suddenly asked awkwardly: "Two men can also get married? Will you embarrass me..."

I gave him a blank look without any words, and I didn't want to explain to him. I personally thought that the master's decision was a joke, and I didn't know how his old man's brain circuit was. Marriage', will certainly not last long.

After all, I actually like women.

He turned back with his raised head, closed his eyes gently, and dreamily depicted the picture in his head: "Even if you embarrass me, I won't care. Although you are weak, I believe You must be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with me through hard work. At that time, even if the world still has eyes that don’t understand, forgive them and dare not say anything.”

I couldn't help laughing at him: "Aren't you the top demon cultivator in the world? Do you still care about the eyes of the world?"

"You don't understand." He looked me up and down contemptuously: "I'm Pixiu, I just don't want them to arrange you in private! And you love me so much, how can I have the heart to let you be wronged..."

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Oh... well, if you replace the 'you' in his words with 'I', it will be the correct sentence.I saw that he was just talking about entertaining himself, instead of correcting his mistakes, he continued to clean up the weeds in the yard, and the yard seemed to be popular.

The days are rushing by, and it will soon be August [-]th.These days, the sect is decorated with lanterns and festoons, very lively.As far as the eye can see, the top of the mountains is full of festive red, and anyone who looks at it feels that the Changqing faction is approaching a happy event.

I was meditating in the cave, when suddenly there were several knocks at the stone door, I guess it must be the end of the day, I have been in seclusion for several months, and I don't know what the situation outside is like.

Mu Ba bit my fingertips and licked them in circles, his eyes were moist and soft.I reached out and slid my hand over the burr on his head, he shook his head in dissatisfaction, and in a blink of an eye, he had turned into a human form and lay in his arms to challenge my concentration.

I grabbed the palm-leaf fan on the side and knocked it on his buttocks. He blushed and pushed my palm-leaf fan away, but I turned my backhand, and the handle of the fan quietly poked into the gap between his buttocks.

"You!" He lied weakly on my shoulder.

"Brother, is Junior Brother Mu Ba in there? I want him to try the wedding dress made by Senior Sister Xiang'er."

The interest was interrupted, I kicked him away and straightened my clothes: "Well, wait outside."

After trying it on twice in a row, Mu Ba was a little bit dissatisfied, but I felt that it was okay. The bright red satin gown was worn on his body, and he looked strangely like a boy giving money.

"I don't like this style," he pointed to my wedding dress on the bedside: "I want to be exactly the same as him."

……

Although there was a small episode in the middle, it did not affect the whole process. Here, Mu Ba and I were discussing the pros and cons of the exercises in a very boring manner, and suddenly a fierce drum beat broke the silence.

Before I could react to what happened, a corner of the life token hanging around my waist shattered.This life card was originally a soul-locking chain that connected the lives of all the disciples of the Evergreen Sect. Only when multiple disciples died at the same time would it cause abnormalities.

Over there, I was still discussing whether the Foot Yang Meridian was related to the Houchi acupoint, my face turned pale, and I forced myself to say calmly: "The sect is in trouble, everyone, please go back to the council hall quickly." Back at the main peak, even the chef who was in charge of cooking was waiting outside the council hall with a kitchen knife.

The master, Guangming Jiyue, looked at me indifferently, with a Ganoderma lucidum no longer than the length of a finger in his palm, and sighed in a low voice: "Hu Jing, you have lost your composure."

I was speechless, when I thought of getting along well with my juniors who always annoyed me with trivial things on weekdays, and now they might have been lying on the cold ground and could no longer enjoy the supreme happiness that the Dao gave, I felt a little nervous trembling.

Mu Ba squeezed my trembling fingers without saying a word, the temperature of his palm was warm, I regained my blood, and calmly analyzed the situation.

The men sent out on the road earlier caught a few people and came back, but they failed to seize the opportunity and let the other party do the calculations with their minds or their hearts.However, it is not a completely unsolvable situation. As long as the main force of the opponent is sent out of the mountains in advance, there is no fear that the Dongshan will not be able to make a comeback.

I was making plans here, and this time, I was careless if I made a calculation, but the master suddenly broke the silence and solemnity of the council room, and was in the mood to joke with me: "Could it be that Hu Jing is worried that the wedding will be disrupted?"

...Master, maybe you can be more serious. After all, according to the news revealed by the captured people, the offenders this time are people from the Sword Sect and the Five Gu Sect.The opponent is coming so aggressively that they must have already blocked the gate of the Changqing faction.

Time passed by bit by bit in the sand of the hourglass, and the shouts of killing could be heard from afar. If you fight recklessly at this time, how can you escape? !

The master is not in a hurry, but I have to plan for my disciples.I glanced past Mu Ba and stopped suddenly. I suddenly remembered the master's biggest hole card.

On the fortune teller card.

This Shangmingshi card is definitely equivalent to a bug. According to legend, a long time ago, Taishang Zhenren had a premonition that he was about to ascend, perhaps the first human being who was going to ascend in the prehistoric continent, so he made the Sanmei Shangmingshi card, a He kept it himself, gave one to his divine beast for protection, and placed the last one in the ancestral hall.

As long as you collect all the Sanmei Shangmingshi cards, you can make the sect escape from the destruction of the sect.

Regardless of why I didn't ascend as a Taishang Daoist back then, it is a real benefit to have this thing now.

The fight was getting closer and closer. Generally speaking, the cannon fodder rushed to the front. The head and elders sat firmly in the lobby, calm and steady.

Finally, the big character showed up.

A young man with a long beard stood holding a fan, moving step by step and following the rules, which made people feel vulgar and vulgar.He walked out from the melee crowd, with a charming appearance, he laughed and jumped out of the gourd plug on his waist, spilled the clear wine on the ground, and watched me quietly.

"The Evergreen faction has been living in vain for so long, it must have disappeared." The bearded young man was unexpectedly lazy, and he really didn't care.

No one moved, but everyone knew that this stop was either you or me.

I always feel that the long-bearded youth wriggled his lips and wanted to say something to me. After a long time, when both parties were waiting impatiently, an ape-like ape whispered in the long-bearded youth's ear, and the long-bearded youth pointed with his index finger. .

kill.

Suddenly, the four god statues guarding the sect exploded, and the sound of falling earth and rocks was endless. I subconsciously wanted to pull Mu Ba back into my arms, but suddenly found that Mu Ba's father had fallen into a cross formation, and the pervasive blood mist was in the air. Brewing in the formation.

The master looked at my red eyes, and slowly said: "The master's life card needs the blood of the beast. Hu Jing, don't waver, this is a mission and a hope."

"For this day, the Evergreen Sect has waited for tens of thousands of years. Human beings have also delayed tens of thousands of years waiting for the first ascension person. As a teacher, I wanted to be before this... Mu Ba is too bitter, and you... too It’s too bitter, but I didn’t expect that it would be too late after all.” He turned around and crushed the card of the Master of Fortune, and the four statues of gods that had stood silently for tens of thousands of years covered the sky bit by bit.

*****

"This is a fierce move, there is no way out."

"Break the boat and sink the boat, you can still fight"

Both Zhiqi and Zhiqi had serious expressions on their faces. They played against each other for a long time, and could not tell the winner for three days and three nights.At the last moment, both of them fell into a predicament with nowhere to go.

"My lord, this time... are you sure?"

I know he is asking about ascension. Ever since human beings discovered spiritual cultivation, many capable people and strangers have put forward the idea of ​​breaking free from the prehistoric world and entering a higher level world.As the limit of skill continues to be broken, the monks who have entered the Mahayana stage finally find that they are getting closer and closer to the bottleneck of breakthrough, so that they are within reach.

However, longevity has become the biggest obstacle for Mahayana monks.

I am no exception.

I shook my head, stroked Mu Ba who was lying in my arms, who was still grinning and disgusted even though he was asleep, and said to the person opposite: "The end is coming, everything depends on God's will."

The chess player said in astonishment: "Didn't you say just now that the boat is broken, can you still give it a go?"

"Recently, I have had a premonition that this ascension will probably lead to death. If you insist on breaking through, it will be like hitting a rock with an egg, and you will never succeed."

"Then where is the hope?" The chess master swung the chess pieces away in disappointment, and the black and white chess pieces fell to the ground with a crackling sound.

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