How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

It's hopeless, just wait until you die, and you will be resurrected when you die.

A similar picture appeared again.

Hyakkimaru didn't dare to vent his anger, and sat beside Dororo without saying a word, in a semi-autistic mode.

He listened anxiously to Dororo asking another Dororo, with a calm tone and no malice. He was holding his hand and moving his fingers back and forth. Each movement seemed to symbolize an account.The last time this kind of thing happened was because of "first love" Mio, this time it was the "real heroine" who had ten times more serious consequences.

He would rather Dororo tie his prosthetic left hand into a bow than let "she" ask any further.

More and more questions arose that made him shudder.

"Dororo, do you have any sisters in your family?"

"No."

Under the invisible pressure of Osamu Dazai, the naughty Dororo became obedient.

Osamu Dazai's thinking was very jumpy, omitting the steps, and said the answer: "So you are an orphan? You have been wandering outside, did you have no fixed place before you met Hyakkimaru?"

Dororo blew a rainbow fart: "Well, sister-in-law is so smart!"

Osamu Dazai asked, "After Hyakkimaru saved you, did you take the initiative to ask your name?"

Dororo smiled embarrassingly: "Brother had a left leg growing out at the time, and it hurt so much, he fell to the ground and shouted 'Dororo', I thought he was calling me, but it turned out he was Call me sister-in-law."

Osamu Dazai's heart tightened, he looked at Hyakkimaru's left leg, and was amused by the color difference in skin color.

"Then, did he surprise you with your name?"

"Yes!"

Dororo raised a finger like a light bulb on his forehead, sincerely wanting to help Hyakkimaru win the sympathy of his sister-in-law, "Brother was so surprised that he stopped screaming and stared at me in a daze!"

Hyakkimaru only felt that the already blind eyes were black on top of black, and wanted to faint.

【Ruined! 】

【Dororo will definitely feel something is wrong! 】

Of course, Hyakkimaru has figured out what kind of temper his own Dororo is. He looks gentle and strong, but in fact he has a delicate and sensitive heart, lacks trust, and will not think of explaining if he is misunderstood.

He is the person who least wants to hurt Dororo, but the one who is most likely to hurt Dororo.At the beginning, I didn’t recognize Dororo’s ashen life flame, which left a big trust problem. Fortunately, the host of the demon god helped me to see Dororo, and my father-in-law forced Dororo to come over, otherwise he would die of love ah!

"Dororo..." he said anxiously.

"Shut up, you can only speak when I ask you to speak." Osamu Dazai maintained a business-like smile.

The relationship between husband and wife fell to a freezing point.

In the past, Osamu Dazai had such an expression, which was basically given to Mr. Mori's important customers, who could win the arms business, and he gave the highest VIP treatment to Dororo for free.

Dororo scratched his head, and heard the sister-in-law beating the elder brother in puzzlement, "Why don't you let the elder brother speak?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "You can't listen to what a man says, but listen to his heartbeat. If you skip a few beats, you're feeling guilty. If you beat more, you're nervous. If you skip a few beats, then you're thinking about how to lie. My brain is congested, and I want to hide things that are not good for me."

【all hit. 】

Hyakkimaru is suffocating for the intelligence of his sweetheart, and the heart in his chest beats like a drum.

Dororo seemed to understand but half understood: "Sister-in-law knows a lot."

"I didn't understand it before." Dazai Osamu said indifferently, "Since I was with him, I was forced to learn how to understand his every move. Even so, I was misled by him several times."

Speaking of this, Dazai Osamu praised sincerely: "Hyakkimaru is amazing."

A certain person pretends to be stupid and first-rate, and chases the straight ball.

"I've never planted so hard on a person and paid so much money back. He just made me jump into the pit willingly, trying to please me in every way. We have been together for almost two years. I don't even know what his brain is. What are you thinking?"

Exaggeration and irony are not enough to describe this statement.

——Not to mention concealing the origin of Dororo's name, under Osamu Dazai's interrogation skills, Dororo and Hyakkimaru's crotch pants were about to be stripped off.

【Hey, why is it so cold. 】

Hyakkimaru was sweating coldly on a hot August day, looking left and right.

Dazai Osamu sneered, if the sight of Hyakkimaru could be turned into a knife, it could stab the opponent into a hornet's nest.

There is no second person in this life who dares to lie to him like this!

[Dororo? 】

[Hehe, was it me that Dororo you read at the beginning? 】

[Wandering orphans, pure white souls, gender-neutral physical appearances, and active personalities that will be entangled when they are favored, one mouthful and one big brother, they are very familiar with each other, and without themselves, they will definitely become the second companion. Onimaru's person subtly matches the process of meeting himself and Hyakkimaru. 】

[The result of the deduction is - this guy has admitted the wrong person! 】

【He regards me as another person, thinking that I am Dororo, the little girl who will be with him in the future! 】

Knowing that he was a substitute for a little girl, it was more than just Cha Lemon, Osamu Dazai's soul was blown up fluffy, and he was slipped by vinegar again.

He was no longer a gray strawberry marshmallow.

He has evolved into a sour hedgehog candy!

Moreover, he wanted to open the mouth of Hyakkimaru and stuff the sugar into it, so that the other party's mouth would bleed.He thought he had tricked the puppet into his hands, and he was complacent, but the reality hit him in the face, the other party tricked him!

Osamu Dazai was angry, Osamu Dazai was aggrieved, his head was about to turn green.

Who dares to use him as a stand-in?

The only thing that calmed him down a bit and restrained his vicious thoughts was that Dororo was too young, with exposed chest, dirty little face and dusty clothes, no matter how you looked at it, it had nothing to do with a young girl.

【so……】

【Hyakkimaru, are you a Lolicon or Shotacon? 】

If it is Zhengtai, he was also eligible when he first met Hyakkimaru at the age of 13.

In the end, Dazai was depressed.

"You blind man."

"..."

Hyakkimaru is humble online, has pitiful eyes, accepts insults, and promises not to fight back when hit or scolded.

[I am absolutely not half-hearted, trust me! 】

The script went wrong.

People are also chasing the wrong one.

But the person who will accompany him for the rest of his life is his Dororo, don't get a divorce!

Dororo held up his cheeks, looked left and right, and smirked: "Brother and sister-in-law are so pretty."

Dororo has never seen such a good-looking couple with such a good age.It's just that the elder sister-in-law looks a bit neutral, her hair is shorter than her own, and her voice is soft like a girl, and her aura is so full that the elder brother dare not speak!

Osamu Dazai analyzed Dororo's intelligence to a similar degree, and said without hesitation: "I have something to talk to him, you go around the neighborhood, and if anyone tracks you down, let us know."

Dororo didn't object, and took a peek at Hyakkimaru, inexplicably feeling that the elder brother was afraid.

【Brother, show your manliness! 】

She encourages each other.

The blind Hyakkimaru didn't receive her encouragement signal, and watched the opponent's flame go out with his eyes.

The white flame of kindness is gone.

The surrounding area was quiet, and the birds didn't seem to dare to make a sound. His "strawberry-flavored marshmallow" exuded a dangerous and seductive atmosphere. Not only did it not turn white in half a month after returning home, but it also looked gray again.

Hyakkimaru is dry.

Dororo, you agreed to clean yourself up!

Osamu Dazai said coldly: "Confess yourself, or let me torture you, you choose one."

Hyakkimaru frantically begged for help from the gods outside the arena: 【Help! 】

Saiki Kusuo replied: [I can't save it, just wait for death. 】

To reassure Hyakkimaru, Saiki Kusuo added: [I will revive you after you die. 】

Hyakkimaru's tough nerves collapsed.

What, dead and resurrected?Isn't this the same as wanting to live but not dying? !

"Hyakkimaru~, have you discussed with Saiki-kun?" When Hyakkimaru begged Kusuo Amen for help, Osamu Dazai stood in front of him, with a gloomy face and cheerful tone, "I'm going to do something to you."

"Please avoid Qi Mu-jun, your light bulb is a bit big."

"Next-"

"It's time for the puppet to return to the factory for repair."

He wants to dig out all the things in Hyakkimaru's mind, dry them to see what he is thinking!

Private affairs between husband and wife do not need other people to know.

……

Parallel time and space.

After the [Book] was opened, the ability to empathize and empathize affected him all the time.

The 16-year-old "Osamu Dazai" silently ordered a takeaway for himself during the outbreak of the Dragon Head War.

"I want... apple cider vinegar flavored with matcha milk cap."

"Well, please send it to the headquarters of the Port Mafia, Lemon Luo Luo, if you don't send it, you will bear the consequences."

Suck.

It was so sour, his cheeks and gums were terribly sour, and his handsome face was wrinkled.In order to avoid Chuya Nakahara, who stood on the same front as Mr. Mori and prevented him from paddling, he put aside his imminent investigation task, ignored the chaos caused by the 5000 billion inheritance from the outside world, and hid in the toilet to continue reading [book].

The latest toilet reading - "The Encyclopedia of Tortured Couples".

"I want to learn too."

It is everyone's responsibility to learn torture techniques, which can enhance the trust between husband and wife.

"Osamu Dazai" automatically forgot about not having a wife.

The world next door has it!

No matter how bad it is, he can take a look at the Hyakkimaru in his own world through the surveillance camera, Yunyang wife!Mr. Ranpo from the Armed Detective Agency is too troublesome... seems to have noticed him...

Tsk, bugs can't be played.

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Saiki Kusuo: It’s hopeless, just wait until you die, and you will be resurrected when you die.

Hyakkimaru: I cried.

Osamu Dazai: Why are you crying, as if you can cry.

Hyakkimaru: Woohoo.

Saiki Kusuo: He was crying so loudly inside.

Osamu Dazai: It’s fine if I don’t hear it.

Saiki Kusuo: That’s right.

Hyakkimaru: Help... Help... I know I was wrong... Dororo...

Osamu Dazai: Who are you calling, am I Dororo?

Hyakkimaru: Huh? ? ?

Osamu Dazai: Please call me Green Tea Luoluo.

Dazai Osamu: I have been greened by you, and you have the courage to hide me and bring someone to appear in front of me.

Hyakkimaru: I am wronged, I have already separated from her!

Osamu Dazai: Oh. (indifferent face)

The rounding up of this chapter is the Hundred Demon Pills. Dazai was so angry that Dororo escaped.

Dororo: This sentence is right! ! !