How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Defeat the demon god and evolve into the dog-nosed Hundred Ghost Lord.

August.

The appearance of Saiki Kusuo is like a good omen.

Even the "dark clouds" full of red light can't stop the brilliance of God's life.

Whether it was Kusuo Saiki who came to another world for the summer vacation, or Osamu Dazai who was hiding Kikurashi and was alive and kicking beside him, neither of them made a move to help Hyakkimaru defeat the demon centipede spirit.They choose to respect Hyakkimaru's wish and watch each other embark on a road full of thorns but will become stronger.

——Everything that doesn't kill you will make you stronger.

A black-haired boy who tries hard to distinguish his position by listening to his voice, tries every means to deal with the flying centipede spirit, learns to bear scratches and wrestling in battle, grunts in pain, and fights "invisible things" on the verge of danger and death.

He does not have the brave and fearless heroine Dororo who tied himself to the demon god in the original book and acted as a locator.

He also does not have the child A Yuan who helped ignite the brimstone with an arrow in the original book and make an explosion.

However, Hyakkimaru has infinite power.

The strongest superpower in the world, with his sweetheart supporting him, he has no worries, just like the time he dealt with Demon God Wisdom, he only needs to win.

[The shell is too hard. 】

[The centipede spirit has already lost one eye. 】

【No, I can't let go... The tentacles on my head hurt my body, I have to carry it over. 】

The double swords of Hyakkimaru penetrated into the centipede's head at the sharpest angle, the arm of the left hand sank into the intact eye, and the arm of the right hand stabbed the place similar to the nose!The centipede wailed and became blind. It kept attacking Hyakkimaru with the tentacles near its nose. Hyakkimaru did not give up and stirred towards the vital organs. The sensitive body forgot the pain at this moment, and only had the will to attack!

Whipped is also good.

Resistance is also good.

Demon God, you are destined to be the prey of the man named "Hyakkimaru"!

Osamu Dazai watched the scene where Hyakkimaru was attacked, touched the gun with his hand, and wanted to press down with his index finger nervously, but failed to pull the trigger. He took a few deep breaths and restored the calm of the bystanders.

The term "caring makes chaos" cannot happen to a mental gymnast.

[Calm down, Osamu Dazai. 】

【He will get the sweet fruit of victory, restore his body, and baptize himself with the power of the demon god. 】

【He will never have an accident, pain is an inevitable part of growth...】

【It just... looks so painful...】

Osamu Dazai, who didn't want the pain of Hyakkimaru, didn't even urgently want to get a body.When they were young, they retained a precious tenderness, cherished each other, and left happiness in the future.

Osamu Dazai sat back, his heart was beating steadily in his chest, and he looked at Hyakkimaru with a different look.

The brave man who challenged the Demon Lord is swaying the power of life.

How can there be mercy?

This is the courage of human nature!

High above the sky, Saiki Kusuo devoted his attention to seeing Osamu Dazai, and thought in his heart: [He is a person who is more rational than emotional...] ​​But this is not enough to describe Osamu Dazai's attitude towards Hyakkimaru, [I am just a high school student on summer vacation] Students, why do I seem to be watching a love drama that travels through time and space, and I blame my mother for saying that they are a good match. 】

Saiki Kurumi is a naturally dull housewife, who miraculously has three views that ignore the world.

She and her husband raised Saiki Kongsuke, who had anti-human thinking, and Saiki Kusuo, who would float in the air when he was a baby. Compared with secular constraints, Saiki Kurumi paid more attention to the feelings of his sons.

In her view, Dazai Osamu and Hyakkimaru are two lovable-looking teenagers who help each other.

All are good boys.

Saiki Kurumi's original words: "When will Kusuo find such a considerate girlfriend? Even a boyfriend is fine. Mom will be very happy to prepare red bean rice for you."

Saiki Kusuo rejects all troublesome creatures, has general interests, and doesn't need a girlfriend or boyfriend.

It seems that there is no human being who can pass the level of Sai Mu Kongsuke.

Ya Li Ya Li.

Will such a thing as love come to him?He doesn't want to guess, and concentrates on living his peaceful life. Even an almighty superpower can't predict when love will come.

At least, at the moment, Saiki Kusuo doesn't hate love.

Rational feelings are better than fanatical love, so Saiki Kusuo can understand this kind of people more closely.

Centipede soars into the sky!

In the pain, the huge centipede rolled in the dark clouds, kicking up countless ashes. In order not to be thrown off, Hyakkimaru turned over and landed on the top of the centipede's head.The second head on the centipede's tail was attacking Hyakkimaru, but Hyakkimaru had learned that it had two heads. Hearing the sound of the wind, he dug down fiercely, opened his eyeballs, and hid his body inside .

The centipede's tail hit his head, which was already severely injured, and the pain intensified!

It fell from the sky.

The Demon God fell heavily on the Sulfur Mountain, smashing through the ground, and the Hyakkimaru spun around for a while, relying on the body of the Centipede Jing to reduce the vibration.He didn't climb out, and decisively threw out a ignited object, and then hid, he heard a loud explosion sound in the gouged out eye socket!

The third modern artifact, the lighter!

In ancient times, how could Osamu Dazai not prepare fire tools, which can be used for a long time if you save a little.

Thank you, I don't like drilling wood to make fire.

Under the power of the lighter, the blue sulfur flame soared into the sky, igniting the centipede's skin!The dark clouds in the sky were dispersed by the flames, revealing the clear sky outside!

This is not enough-

Hyakkimaru pierced Centipede Jing's body and jumped into its mouth, regardless of the bumps, burst out with all its strength.

In an instant, the centipede, which was trying to struggle to fly, froze.

beginning and end...

It was pierced by a sword from the inside, and the corpse was dismembered!

The centipede spirit broke in two and fell into the flames for the most brutal roasting.It could no longer molt, its body shattered into pieces the size of ash as it mortally shattered.

The flames devoured the centipede's remnant body, purifying the demon god.

"Hyakkimaru! Come out!"

Osamu Dazai wanted to pull Hyakkimaru out of the blue flame immediately, but Saiki Kusuo stretched out his hand, separated the flame caused by the sulfur, and the flame affected by the invisible force made way.

Drenched in blood, the black-haired boy who struggled to grow like a weed rushed out with his arm covering his nose.

He was so smoked that he kept coughing.

"Ah-cough cough-ah sneeze-!!!"

The smell of blood, sulfur, dust after the fire explosion, and the weird smell in the air all penetrated into the nose!

Hyakkimaru gained a duplicate organ the moment he defeated the centipede spirit.

Multiply the nose by two (×).

Dog nose (√).

He had no choice but to return to Dororo's side, hug Dororo, and run out to a safe place outside, while sniffing desperately at the other's neck, away from the terrible smell of rotten egg garbage.

Terrible.

Only Dororo is fragrant in this world!

Seeing this, Saiki Kusuo thought silently: 【Yes, in your opinion, your wife is very fragrant. 】

I hope it will be fragrant in the future :-).

……

[Main task: Crusade against the twelve demon gods (8/12). 】

The task was pushed forward again, and the cold system window no longer received the attention of the host.

……

Although Hyakkimaru intends to procrastinate, increase his training volume, and achieve all-round growth, he still has to face a cruel fact-there are seven days left for him to be punished by the system.

In other words, it is very difficult for the dead demon god to take the blame!

Fortunately, after they met with Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kusuo said to him: [Hyakkimaru, the father-in-law in your heart is contacting your Dororo, besides, there are other people looking for your Dororo. ] This sounds a bit weird, but it is the only way Saiki Kusuo does not want to lie.

Hyakkimaru dictated for Saiki Kusuo and told Dororo.

Osamu Dazai pondered slightly: "I might have to go back."

Osamu Dazai didn't wait for Hyakkimaru to be lucky, and suddenly smiled and said, "It's such a coincidence that everyone has something to do with me, so I say your luck is very good..." He glanced at the three inches below Hyakkimaru's abdomen, "If Hyakkimaru Onimaru doesn't want me to go, I can stay with you for another night, we can play interesting games."

Hyakkimaru said solemnly: "Dororo, the most important thing."

Dazai pouted.

What else could it be? Mr. Sen, who couldn't get the labor force, was losing his hair, or the Supernatural Secret Service found him and wanted to make the next deal, but he couldn't get a reply for a long time.

"Since Hyakkimaru wants me to leave for a few days, I'll go back first."

Osamu Dazai squeezed Hyakkimaru's face with light force, just like his unique gentleness to Hyakkimaru, "Hyakukimaru needs to heal well, don't get too close to your god, I will be jealous."

Hyakkimaru went against what he said just now, and covered the back of Dororo's hand with his prosthetic hand.

"no."

His taupe pupils lack focus.

"I just...hope...you can see a better version of me when you come back."

It's definitely not for my own private thoughts, I want Dororo to leave.

"I……"

"Want to be the best."

Hyakkimaru is a mixture of the self-confidence of a time traveler and the low self-esteem of a disabled person. He doesn't want Dororo to walk on the road and suffer pity from other people, and be sympathized with "she" who likes such a person.He is the male protagonist in the world of "Dororo", the destined savior, and others have no right to look down on him.

The black-haired boy was already close to 1.7 meters, and he kissed Osamu Dazai's cheek as soon as he lowered his head.

"I don't want you to lose face."

A responsible man will hold up a sky for the person he likes.

Even if the other party doesn't need it.

Osamu Dazai's gloomy heart seems to be enlightened. There is no blue sky and white clouds yet, but he has a rare umbrella. The other party protects him from the erosion of darkness and washes his soul with kind thoughts and love.

He couldn't believe it, and said softly: "You can talk so well?"

Hyakkimaru heard the change in Dororo's tone, and once again praised Saiki Kusuo who taught him how to speak Japanese on the spot.

【Qi Mu-kun, thank you so much!Otherwise I don't know how to express it! 】

[...Yeah, no thanks. 】

If this continues, I will be stuffed with coffee pudding-flavored dog food.

Saiki Kusuo recalled the last time he went home and made an impromptu trip to England. Sorasuke learned that he had gone to a different world, so he rarely put down his face and begged him to bring something so that the other party could study the different world.

So, Saiki Kusuo handed over the dog food brought from ancient times to Sorasuke.

No pollution and no pollution.

Meet the requirements brought by the different world, meet the interests of Sorasuke, and will not research weird black technology.

Unaware that his younger brother had a black stomach, Qi Mukong happily studied it, and then told him in confusion: "Why is there coffee pudding-flavored dog food in another world?"

Only one sentence floated through Saiki Kusuo's mind.

——Osamu Dazai understands it very well.

Returning to reality, Saiki Kusuo did not take Dazai away in person. After Dazai and him left the sight of Hyakkimaru, he activated the magical skill of stopping the heart for 5 minutes, and his vitality disappeared rapidly.

A few seconds before the thought paused, Osamu Dazai said, "Saiki-kun, is gender important to you?"

He didn't need to answer, Osamu Dazai understood what he meant, and fell asleep peacefully.

Cerebral ischemia.

Don't get dizzy.

【...I don't think it's important, but it's still very uncomfortable to be seen through by you. 】

After his body fell, Saiki Kusuo grabbed him indifferently, and activated the super power to travel through time and space.

In the end, he threw Osamu Dazai to Chuya Nakahara.

Zhongya Nakahara woke up Osamu Dazai alive: "Hello? Hey! Are you dead? Tell me the address of Hyakkimaru before you die! Don't die! I have to go and get Hyakkimaru back—— !!!”

Dazai vomited his soul.

The blood bar is recovering...half of it...

Before the heart resumed beating and the brain's thinking resumed, the first sentence he uttered was——

"I'm married to him!"

"...???"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also stunned, feeling that he had heard it wrong, so he plucked his ears.

who?Who is married to whom?

"Hyakkimaru has no eyes, no ears, no tongue... He trusts you so much, yet you actually attacked him?" Nakahara Nakaya finally realized who Dazai Osamu's marriage partner was, soaring high-pitched, "Are you a pervert?! "

Chuya Nakahara punched him, and he burst into great anger at Osamu Dazai who cheated on marrying the disabled.

"As a normal person, I can't stand you anymore!!!"

fuck.

I, a wild god, are more human than you!

The author has something to say:

Rounding up this chapter is the group of relatives and friends protesting: Hyakkimaru cannot marry such a person! ! !

Osamu Dazai: Did I provoke you, little man? !

Nakahara Chuya: Yes.

Hyakkimaru: ...don't hit Dororo.

Nakahara Chuya: (sighs) If I don't beat him up for you, he will be even more proud.

Saiki Kusuo: Eating melons and watching the excitement.