How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Dazai uses the power of the net bride to heal "husband".

The network bride was rescued by kind villagers as a human woman and brought into the village.

It took her three days from entering the village to dropping her vest, and was blocked at the door of the villager's house by Osamu Dazai.Osamu Dazai asked Hyakkimaru to stay outside the door, and he went in to meet the woman alone, just as the villagers were out to work, the listless new bride at the other party's house pinched the third fly to death, and added some meat to himself.

"Miss Monster, I haven't seen you for a few days."

"...!!!"

The eyes of the haggard woman with black bangs changed, revealing the ferocious gaze of a monster.

"Smelly brat." The bride of the network became angry when she saw this human teenager, and she was extremely disgusted. "How do you know that I am here? Could it be that man who noticed my identity and asked you to kill me?"

"Although I really want to answer yes, look at Miss Youkai's face..." Osamu Dazai drew his tone, and there was a chilling interest flashing on his indifferent face, "But Hyakkimaru is outside the door, I will tell the truth Well, the man you mentioned didn't betray you, it was Hyakkimaru who saw the aura of evil on his body, and I came to you after playing with Hyakkimaru for a few days, so it shouldn't have spoiled your relationship."

The new bride sneered: "Get along? What relationship can I have with a human being?"

Her spidery compound eyes tried to feign ruthlessness so as not to appear weak, but the look of hunger gave her away.

"Disgusting tone, who are you pretending to be?"

What gender is this guy?

The bride of the network began to waver, men have energy, women have yin, but she can't eat each other.

——Gender Dororo.

Osamu Dazai used false voice for so long, and it was the first time he was pointed out as disgusting. He said without changing his face, "It's fine if Hyakkimaru likes it, just like Miss Youkai, no matter how scary she is, she is willing to restrain herself for human men."

The new bride narrowed her eyes: "What kind of joke are you talking about?"

Osamu Dazai clenched his left hand into a fist, knocked on the palm of his right hand, and briskly spoke the truth.

"A monster that has never killed anyone is so rare!"

The bride's ferocious expression faded away, and she sat leaning against the wall, spitting out the spider silk in her hand, ready to shoot at any time, and said indifferently: "If you kill it, there will be no food."

She admitted it.

As a monster, admitting that he regards human beings as long-term food stamps, he is not justified.

Outside the door, Hyakkimaru was stunned for a while when he heard it, and forcibly reversed his world view.

Is there such a monster in the world of "Dororo"?

It's easy to say. After entering the village, Osamu Dazai found that the villagers were working extremely hard by moving rocks, so he immediately complained about Hyakkimaru: "Hyakkimaru, they said that some traffickers stole the villagers. Let’s go, I see the poverty situation here, it’s clear that the villagers can’t stay on their own, so they have to escape.”

At that time, Hyakkimaru couldn't understand the meaning of "escape". After the dry food was exhausted and they couldn't get food supplements, the two had to dig Houttuynia cordata to eat. other side.

But his Dororo said: "Hakkimaru needs to eat and drink enough to protect me and defeat monsters."

Hyakkimaru instantly forgot Dororo's recent "lively" behavior, and remembered the other party's kindness.

And, he will remember it for a lifetime.

There is a lover from modern times who is willing to endure hardships for him, abandoning material conditions, sealing the invalidation ability, and throwing his sickly body with the smell of blood and medicine into his arms.

What he hugged was not only the lovely Dororo, but also his own soul salvation.

[I want to be nice to her. 】

How Hyakkimaru was thinking about this matter, Dazai Osamu did not look back at him, there is still a tacit understanding between the two.He spent three days judging the good and evil stance of the new bride, and checking whether she had any intention to kill, but he didn't want Hyakkimaru to kill innocent people indiscriminately, so as to make up for the sequelae of instigating Mr. Lantang to commit suicide.

The flame of his life must never turn black.

"Actually, we're hungry too."

Osamu Dazai sat down on the tatami and sighed fearlessly, making the bride who had little knowledge of human beings hesitant and looked at them suspiciously. The focus was on the black-haired boy who gave her a dangerous feeling outside.

"There is no rice, no miso soup, and the surrounding rivers are too poor to even fish."

"Miss Monster, we have eaten grass for three days."

"Worse than you!"

This kind of misery accidentally poked the heart of the bride, and the bride couldn't help but look at the bowl of rice yesterday. Human food tastes good, but the amount is small. When she is full, the man has no food to eat.

"What do you mean? Aren't you going to kill me?" the bride asked suspiciously.

"Is there any food?" Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together.

"No!" The bride said firmly, "Even if there is, it's my food. If it's not your turn, even the flies in the room can't compete with me!"

Dazai Zhizhi thought: It's amazing that there is such a character among monsters.

Hyakkimaru is about to draw his sword and threaten.

Threatening humans, he can't do it, but threatening a monster doesn't feel guilty at all.

The bride's face turned dark, and she moved her lips: "There is really no food left."

Dazai Osamu said: "Okay, it seems to be true. It's too bad, too bad. I delayed my trip for three days because of Miss Youkai. It's fine if I don't get any crops. I still have to face the crisis of being so hungry that I will eat bugs."

His iris-colored eyes raised, extremely serious.

"We are not interested in the process of Miss Monster getting along with humans. Whether you treat him as food or as a temporary toy, for the sake of not exposing you, please do us a favor Well, I want to use your power to 'heal' Hyakkimaru."

"Healing...humans?"

The network bride was made suspicious by his thoughts, and looked at her fingers.

She doesn't have the power to save people.

"Yes, yes!" Seeing her hesitation, Osamu Dazai continued, "Hyakkimaru's lack of male ability, I don't know exactly what's going on, but it's okay to make up for what is lacking, Miss Youkai has the ability to make men The power of male excitement, please try it on Hyakkimaru!"

"Dororo!"

Hyakkimaru took a big step back as if struck by lightning, almost being frightened by Dororo's creativity and running away.

"Stand still, don't move."

Dazai Osamu's words nailed Hyakkimaru's feet.

"Please think about it, I can catch men for you to replenish your strength." It's not clear how bad taste or idea of ​​saving lives Osamu Dazai has. use.

Internet Bride: "..."

This human understands the mind of monsters better than monsters.

The bride swallowed, unable to withstand the temptation of food: "Are you going to catch it?" Afraid that humans would misunderstand, she quickly said: "I will only eat a few mouthfuls of human essence, and it will not harm their lives!"

Osamu Dazai came to a sudden: "It turns out to be eating essence."

The bandaged boy approached her, looked at her for a few seconds, and smiled brightly, "No problem, you get what you pay for."

The background sound is Hyakkimaru's ineffective blocking sound.

"Can't!"

"We are helping monsters to harm people!"

"Dororo...don't...well...even if you...kiss...I can't..."

"Help……"

Hyakkimaru made a shameful sound.

The new bride in the room ate another fly with a blank face, feeling a crooked throat.

She thought indifferently: "Humans are very good at playing."

Next time, in the mental hallucination, not only men and women can be considered, but men and women can also be considered?

——No, it's easy to wilt that way.

Under the threat of force from Hyakkimaru, the new bride kept her promise, and filled her stomach with the energy leaked in dreams by several men who Dazai Osamu had tricked by some means. Afterwards, she used her own spider The net trapped the terrified Hyakkimaru and stimulated the male body with natural power.

[This is a system blockade! 】

[Dororo, it's useless!I can't possibly react—!Help!Why do I feel that Dororo is touching me, don't come over, don't——!We will do it in a month! 】

[Woo...to hell, I can't get hard. 】

Half an hour later, Hyakkimaru fell to the ground with his waist limp and legs limp.

Osamu Dazai grabbed him just in time.

"Thank you very much."

After thanking the bride, Osamu Dazai dragged Hyakkimaru's body and led him out of the room.

Experiments have proved that the thing in Hyakkimaru has no response.

There is no doubt that the pot of the demon god.

In a place with beautiful scenery, where you can enjoy the scenery of the village on an empty stomach, Dazai Osamu put his arms around Hyakkimaru, who was trying to escape from life, and covered his face with his hands, coaxing sweetly: "Ananda, don't be sad, I am in your heart You can also get satisfaction from yourself, as long as you are as obedient as you were that night."

Hyakkimaru trembled more and more as he listened, and vaguely remembered the moist feeling left on his right leg.

Dororo played with his body inside and out!

The dignity of a husband... gone.

"My dear."

Osamu Dazai acted more freely than girls, with a soft voice and a thick skin.Hyakkimaru's white soul had already come out of his body, floating above his head, and was pushed back by his own Dororo, extremely brutal.

Dazai Luoluo, the mutant version of Dororo, with 100% appearance, absorbs love as the nutrient for growth.

The price of "marrying" him is Hyakkimaru's fate.

The world next door——

Mr. Sen has no conscience to light the wax.

Sanhuamao sighed, and could only watch helplessly as the good boy was taken away.

In Butei, Edogawa Ranpo continued to doze off, blowing his nose. He didn't have much hope for the Hyakkimaru who was entangled by the black mud spirit. In the future, he could only continue to look for other people with different abilities who had not been dug out.

Another day passed.

In the village, the disappearance of villagers at night happened quietly.

The quarries in the mountains are dying from time to time, and the villagers are like disposable consumables. They bet their lives on hard work, and at most they can only eat enough every day.This village makes a living by quarrying stones. The lord requires the village to complete a certain amount of production on a regular basis. The villagers are unable to farm the land. They quarry stones day and night. They gradually have the idea of ​​going outside to find a way out. Yajiro has no plans to go out for the time being, but secretly helps. lead the way.

However, due to Adi's weakness in recent days, Yajiro had the idea of ​​urgently wanting to save him.

"Adi, I'll take you out of here to see a doctor."

"you……"

"Let's go together tonight!"

"..."

The new bride wanted to say that she was half full and could last for a few more days, but the man's anxious expression made her silent.

She had never encountered such a human being in her life.

Humans and bugs are creatures living in this world in the eyes of each other.

At night, bunches of torches illuminate the road not far away.

A man and a woman are sneaking around.

Sitting on a high place watching a play, Osamu Dazai found fresh wild raspberries and stuffed them into Hyakkimaru's mouth. The raspberry juice dyed his lips red, as if adding some makeup to him. If he put on an expensive kimono , Drape your hair, you are a noble young man in ancient times.However, the reality is that Hyakkimaru is soured by the raspberries, covering the cheeks, and the equally sensitive tongue is not used to the taste brought by the "sour taste".

"Not sour, but rather sweet." Osamu Dazai gave him a water bottle to dilute the taste in his mouth.

Hyakkimaru drank the water quietly and sat with his knees hugged. His stomach was still a bit hungry, and he didn't like Houttuynia cordata and wild fruits.

"Dororo...won't you go?"

He already knew that Dororo didn't want him to kill the monster.

"I haven't watched the excitement yet."

Osamu Dazai chose not to kill, but it doesn't mean he would be willing to leave the impression in Hyakkimaru's heart that he let go of the monster.

"I want Hyakkimaru to see a beautiful scene." Dazai Osamu shook his feet, and replaced the straw sandals with wooden clogs, barely improving his temperament a bit, "Can a monster who doesn't kill people wash away the red light of the soul for human beings?"

"I, wait and see."

Dazai Osamu made a statement that was infinitely close to that of the villain.

Therefore, he reported Yajiro.

Hyakkimaru tilted his ears, and under the love filter, he felt that Dororo was kind-hearted, and even the monsters wanted to save him.

Noisy sounds appeared at night, and Yajiro and the bride who fled late at night were found. The guards sent by the lord to supervise them held weapons and looked excited when they caught someone.

Immediately afterwards, the network bride did not hesitate to expose her identity as a monster, and wanted to escape with Yajiro.

Yajiro was wounded by a bow and arrow.

At the time of the man's life and death, the new bride wanted to kill, but was finally stopped by Yajiro who was shot in pain. Yajiro would rather she escape alone than kill for him.

"Adi...don't..."

"..."

The network bride realized the fragility and kindness of human beings, and stood there in despair.

Save people.

This is such a difficult thing for monsters.

She transformed into a prototype, threatening the guards with the ugly appearance of a spider, screaming, and the spider silk she spit out emptied her stockpile, she was consuming her power for a human being!

At the last moment, when she was about to be unable to hold on, the new bride suddenly spit out a strand of spider silk, which wrapped around Yajiro's body. She dragged Yajiro's body, struggling to escape.At this moment, the soul of the bride of the net changed from the red flame of the evil to the pure white flame. The monster chose the belief of not killing people despite despair.

Hyakkimaru looked over with cold eyes.

【White……】

[The life flame of the evil thing... It's the first time I've seen it change from red to white...]

【Is she saved? 】

Osamu Dazai caught the moment of the bride's transformation, and smiled happily: "Has Hyakkimaru seen the pure color?"

Hyakkimaru nodded, "White."

Osamu Dazai cheered, his feet shook, and a wooden clog fell off the broken wall.

Hyakkimaru heard the movement of dropping the shoes: "Is there something?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head.

"Hyakkimaru, help me pick it up, and stun those people by the way, let's save the white flame."

"it is good."

Hyakkimaru covered Dazai Osamu with the cloak, and jumped down expressionlessly, using the strength of his arms and thighs to reduce the gravity of the fall, rushing into the crowd besieging youkai like a gust of wind.

The people saved are neither human nor demons, but only kind flames.

"what!"

"What do you want to do?!"

"He's attacking us with a sword in his hand!"

"He and the monster are on the same side. Let's attack him together. We can't let those two go!"

"Boom bang—!"

The back of the samurai sword knocked people out.

Hyakkimaru defeated all the besieged people by himself, retracted his arms, ignored the back of the bride who ran away madly with Yajiro, walked slowly to the bottom of the broken wall, picked up the clogs, and patted the dust on them.

He returned to Dororo's side, squatted down, and put on wooden clogs for Dororo.

Cool puppet, gentle movements.

Hyakkimaru said: "Just now, it was beautiful."

The picture of the transformation of the bride's soul was only seen with his heart's eye.

"Hyakkimaru likes it, I will do more for you." After putting on his shoes, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, hugged Hyakkimaru's neck, and said with a smile: "Let's go, it's not worth our hunger here anymore .”

Hyakkimaru agrees: "Dororo wants to eat and grow meat."

Dazai Osamu asked another terrible question: "Where is the meat growing, do you feel like holding my hand?"

Hyakkimaru touched Dororo's chest with clear ribs.

"here."

"..."

Seeing that he really dared to answer, Osamu Dazai said quietly: "Oh, please make money to support me."

Hyakkimaru fell silent, picked up the opponent and ran out of the village.

It was too windy.

Didn't hear clearly, Dororo.

The author has something to say:

Hyakkimaru: Dororo is good everywhere except for having no breasts.

Osamu Dazai: Hyakkimaru is good for everything except impotence.

Hyakkimaru: ...

Osamu Dazai: Do you want to compete with me in how to prick your heart?

Hyakkimaru: Woohoo.

Rounding out this chapter is the mode of husband and wife eating melons to watch the excitement and petting each other!