How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Dazai-kun who used the villagers as cannon fodder.

On the border of the country of Jiuyi, war seems to break out at any time.

The address of the Demon God given by Saiki Kusuo was on a barren hill not far from Jiuyi Country.

Osamu Dazai didn't rashly take Hyakkimaru with him, he was not vigilant enough and prudent enough, he had eaten it several times, and finally he had a long memory.In the past, he could not care about his own life and the lives of others, and taste the joy of walking on a dangerous steel wire, but Mr. Mori only valued the value and the result, and would not investigate the means he used. Now he sees that Hyakkimaru has regained his sense of touch, Don't want the other person to feel the pain.

It hurts so much.

Since that pain, Hyakkimaru has twice the sense of touch than ordinary people. In this state, Hyakkimaru is sensitive and fragile, which is very unfavorable for the next battle against the demon god.

Osamu Dazai didn't hate the Hyakkimaru who seemed to have weakened, and his desire to protect doubled, and a word echoed in his heart.

【You will become stronger. 】

Know the pain, understand the pain, and finally overcome the pain.

He will accompany each other to go on.

Osamu Dazai asked Hyakkimaru to move his body in the yard and practice swinging his sword, while he walked out of the village chief's yard with some money, his face restored to the indifference of the port mafia.Although his body is weak, he is often threatened with force by Nakahara Chuya. In fact, ordinary people are not his opponents. He... has a gun on his body.

Surprised or not, one bullet can kill a person.

This is an ancient artifact.

A few days later, Osamu Dazai conquered most of the hearts of the village.He has money and means, and then fabricates an unwarranted aristocratic status on his body, and draws a big pie. They are the distinguished guests who settled here, ready to find the treasure left by their ancestors and restore the glory of the past.

What he said is not a lie, Hyakkimaru is equal to the eldest son of the lord of a country, living abroad, with an extraordinary status, he is a distinguished guest that these ordinary people may not get in touch with in their lifetime.

Rounding off, he is the eldest son "Madam".

"You lied, there is no treasure at all!"

The villagers who went out to the barren mountain to search for paths and monsters came back and shouted angrily in front of Osamu Dazai. If no one else stopped them, the two young men would have beaten them.Only one or two people in this group survived, and the rest were buried in the barren hills and died in the burial place of the "treasure" that Osamu Dazai said.

"do not have it?"

Osamu Dazai stood under the eaves that shaded the sun. The white pattern on the yukata was faintly visible. It was a flower-shaped family crest that they didn't know. Those who knew the meaning of the family crest lowered their heads in fear.

In this war-torn era, the family represented the powerful warrior class or noble class.

It's okay if you don't know, but once you recognize it, you can't help feeling scared.

Commoners don't have surnames.

"Don't talk about it, it's fine if you can come back." The other villagers held back their fellow villagers.

"There is a barren mountain, and there is at most a ruined temple on it!" Anger and regret rushed to his head, and the two men dressed in short sleeves and shorts relied on their physical strength to force the little girl to speak out. The address of the treasure, they firmly believe that there must be a treasure, but the other party gave a false address.

"The treasure burial location you gave is fake! There is a huge bug-like monster buried there! We were a group of seven people, and five of them died. Do you want to simply erase it?"

"Other than that, nothing else?"

Dazai asked softly.

"No!!!"

The two men replied in a nasty voice, the one with the evil face and angry eyes bumped away and grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar. He was tall and tall, and Osamu Dazai's height was only up to the other's shoulders. He seemed weak and unable to resist. The other party's rude behavior: "A little girl with no hair at all, her mouth is full of lies, without that person to support you, do you think you can walk out of our village alive?!"

"How big is that bug?" Osamu Dazai asked again.

"Five or six people are bigger than you, with a thick shell on your body, and two pliers can cut people off at the waist!" The man with a vicious heart became more and more annoyed when he said that, "You don't want to get away with it, you said it!" Please pay us to explore the road and find the treasure, the dead are the strong and strong of the village, and the families of these people will not let you go!"

Osamu Dazai ignored his anger, and said to himself: "Insects have jaws, hard shells, high defensiveness, and are bigger than five or six of me. They like dark and humid environments, and they will bury in deep pits to attack. Passers-by, five died and two escaped, had little appetite, and did not pursue them..."

Taking advantage of the greed and stupidity of the villagers, he paid negligible money and got the information of the Demon God.

- Huge version of bugs.

"As expected of a noble lady, she is so calm after death." Seeing Osamu Dazai's attitude, not to mention the popularity of those who fled back, the surrounding villagers also looked ugly, and started talking about Osamu Dazai.

"No." Dazai Osamu raised his head and said as if he didn't realize his dangerous situation.

"I'm so sad..."

Actually brought only such a superficial information.

His attire gave the ignorant ancient people an indistinguishable feeling of male and female. His appearance was beautiful and delicious, and his curly hair became dark when it was stained with shadows, no longer the dark brown in the sun.

"Please let go, I don't like being held by the collar."

"Haha, where did you get the confidence to say that to me? So many of us are not afraid of your husband! The boy who killed Bandai-sama has been waiting for you in the village chief's yard. If we lie to him that you were killed by a monster , what can he do with the people in our village?"

"..."

"You look shriveled, but you look pretty good, you can completely replace Lord Wandai..."

As soon as the man said this, the villagers' simple expressions flickered.

Instead of Bandai-sama?

This is not the way to get rich again.

"Is it the inferiority of adult men?" Osamu Dazai, who had always been calm, puffed up, his chest didn't rise and fall at all, and was wrapped in bandages, interpreting the ironclad evidence of "short development", "Uncle, you always compare your body, Regardless of my age, I'm sorry that I don't have a bulging front and back."

"The 14-year-old girl in our village is married and has not yet had a baby. Her breasts are bigger than yours."

A low-pitched muttering sneakily appeared, instantly freezing the scene.

Osamu Dazai sighed: "You don't understand the beauty of flat chest..."

Can a woman have more fun than him?

A gun slipped into his palm, the muzzle was aimed at the man, and then slightly deviated from the vital point. There was a "bang" gunshot, and the blood burst open, leaving an unforgettable fear for the man.

"Ahhh——what is this!!!"

After screaming, the man sat down on the ground, covered his knees, and his hands were covered with blood.

Not fatal, but crippling.

"Artifact."

Dazai Osamu covered the gun with his sleeve, and said boldly, "I am a person blessed by God."

Saiki Kusuo in a different world has an itchy nose.

At the same time, Hyakkimaru, who was practicing swords in the yard, seemed to feel something, looking around.

[Dororo hasn't come back yet? 】

After a series of events, Hyakkimaru no longer regards Dororo as a little white flower as he did at the beginning, and is always worried about the other party's life, but the ashesed Dororo is still a girl.Under the premise of not paying attention to the two-dimensional fighting power that violates science, girls had a low status in ancient Japan, and it was easy to suffer.

Hyakkimaru stepped on the ground with a sense of reality, without shoes, and specialized in all kinds of tactile sensations. He walked out of the yard to look for a little gray red among thousands of bushes, with the momentum of raising his sword to cut people.

Before he had walked many steps, Hyakkimaru saw Dororo on the crumbling gravel road.

The color of the flame of life is still not washed out.

【Ugh. 】

Guessing that Dororo might not be friendly to others, he smelled a strange smell in his nostrils when he walked over. It was indescribable, but there was a very shallow and fresh smell of blood in it.

[Dororo! 】

He rushed over, afraid that Dororo would be injured.

Osamu Dazai stood there without moving, waiting for him to run over with a smile: "Can't wait?"

Hyakkimaru looked for where the blood was bleeding on "her", but accidentally took out a gun, and felt around the gun with his fingers.He has the memory of modern people, and suddenly wakes up after being confused.

[This... is a bit like a gun. 】

It turns out that your Dororo isn't just unfriendly, he's probably quite vicious.

[Dororo, you brought a pistol to ancient times? !Is she really the underworld lady? 】

Hyakkimaru was frightened by things that crossed the era.

I was able to dodge bullets, not because he was faster than bullets, but because he had the ability to perceive danger, and was able to avoid danger one step in advance, so that bullets that did not cover a wide enough area could not hit him.

Other people in ancient times couldn't do it!

"Hyakkimaru is curious about this thing?" Osamu Dazai taught him the steps to load it, and said enthusiastically, "It is more convenient than the ancient sleeve arrows and bows and arrows. Shooting at people is more lethal." Thinking of his shooting records, His tone lowered, "It's just...it's a little difficult to get it right."

Osamu Dazai's wrist strength is weak, and he has excellent dynamic vision and needs to practice shooting skills for a long time.

He didn't like to suffer, and the swollen wrist was uncomfortable.

【…】

Hyakkimaru chose to remain silent.

As he understood more and more words, he found that Dororo was refreshing his impression every day, and it was completely impossible to see Dororo as a simple, kind, weak and pitiful little girl!

【Dororo... girl... be gentle...】

Although he will not fail to marry, he hopes that Dororo will not scare other men.

"Let's go back."

Osamu Dazai planned and patiently expressed himself in front of Hyakkimaru, showing his true nature appropriately.He knows what kind of girl Hyakkimaru probably likes, just like the kind that Oda Saku said is gentle, soft, and needs protection.However, it was his first time as a "girl", so there was nothing he could do if he couldn't grasp the size.

After returning, Osamu Dazai looked at Hyakkimaru's feet, who were stepping on the dirt floor unconsciously.

"Forget it... I'll bring you a basin of water, just stand still."

【Dororo is the most virtuous. 】

Hyakkimaru was still immersed in happiness, and forgot about taking someone to see Shoukai.

Shou Hai: ...

After the son grew up, a certain prosthetic doctor reluctantly chose to stock up, and the results were remarkable.

A typical one who has a wife and forgets his father.

……

Osamu Dazai and Hyakkimaru did not live in the village for long.

After spending part of the money and hiding part, Dazai Osamu bought dry food and water bags, and set foot on the road to the barren mountain with Hyakkimaru.

Osamu Dazai has always felt that he is alive and kicking, and his ability to survive is not bad. At any rate, he is a modern person with rich theoretical knowledge.However, in the real ancient times, within a day or two of living with Hyakkimaru in the wild, he had diarrhea because he drank the water bag he carried with him and drank directly from the stream.

The stream water is cold and cool, and the benevolent sees whether there are bacteria or not.

"Modern people's stomachs are still too weak."

Beside the fire in the wild, under a dense big tree, Osamu Dazai lay on Hyakkimaru's lap, accepting Hyakkimaru's stomach rubbing action, thinking about what ancient problems he still had to face.

Hyakkimaru regretted that he couldn't feel Dororo's soft belly.

[There are a lot of bandages on Dororo's body, but the stomach is not tied, is it caused by frequent injuries? 】

In the intimacy of the night, he knew through the touch of skin contact that Dororo not only had bandages on his face, but also bandages on his neck, shoulders, arms, and chest!

【It's all bandages...】

【Why is this setting a bit familiar...】

Hyakkimaru thought hard, but couldn't remember which girl had such a sickly, cute and petite image.

[Hiss, the one-eyed owl Takatsuki Izumi?No, her life flame will be particularly red, and she has no nullification ability! 】

He almost fell into terrible speculation.

Fortunately not.

"Tomorrow we will arrive at our destination." Osamu Dazai didn't want to hold back, pulling on a strand of Hyakkimaru's long hair, "Let's rest for another day, I'm in good health, and I'll be able to drink raw water like you soon."

Hyakkimaru's hair was pulled, and he lowered his head obediently.

He smiled unconsciously.

Under the firelight, Wushen's pupils had the golden shattered light of fireworks, warm and strong, arousing pity. The worn-out cloak on his body added a lonely temperament. Under the cloak, it covered the two of them.

"Hundred Ghost Pills..."

Osamu Dazai stared at him, holding his breath, "You're cheating like this."

"Woolen cloth?"

Hyakkimaru made a suspicious nasal sound.

Osamu Dazai grabbed his head, tested the flexibility of the other party's neck and waist, kissed in the knee pillow, and said vaguely: "When we see the demon god, we will go to see your adoptive father... hurry up and restore an organ Let's..." I really want to eat up the Hundred Ghost Pills, and pull people who are like reincarnations of gods and Buddhas into the world.

On the barren hills, the large beetle monster described by the villagers is really not suitable for the demon god that Saiki Kusuo would "fear". Osamu Dazai needs to bring Hyakkimaru to find it with his own eyes.

Two possibilities.

One, I found the wrong target, and there are stronger and more terrifying demon gods lurking around.

Two, Saiki Kusuo is afraid of bugs.

Osamu Dazai chose to believe the latter, because Saiki Kusuo himself suggested that they should kill the Demon God.

"Your god, you are afraid of bugs haha!!!"

【Um. 】

Hyakkimaru smiled knowingly when he heard Dororo's laughter, adjusted his breathing, and moistened his lips. Dororo's request made people blush and heartbeat. It turns out that girls at this age are so enthusiastic about the opposite sex.

The next Demon God... is it a bug?

[I will try my best to satisfy you, when I get my voice back, we can kiss with tongue! 】

this goal?

Nothing seems wrong.