How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Saiki: Is your Dororo male?

The members of the port mafia once again found someone beside Osamu Dazai.

This boy wears a half-face mask, his black hair is tied into a ponytail, clean and neat, his hands and left leg are prosthetics with high degree of simulation and flexibility, he seems to be in another world when he walks, and he ignores other people. Stay in the office of Osamu Dazai or Chief Mori, and do not contact other people.

He doesn't kill people.

He hates villains who have no good thoughts at all, and uses violence to control violence.

He and the King of Sheep on Raibo Street broke into the headquarters of the Port Mafia, but they were not held accountable. His identity was mysterious. It was rumored that the former leaders were very interested in him and wanted to collect him like a puppet. .At the same time, during his time at the headquarters of the Port Mafia, he successfully prevented an internal assassination of Chief Mori, and was appreciated by Chief Mori, who acquiesced in his ghostly behavior in the headquarters.

In just three days, all kinds of news were flying all over the sky. Hyakkimaru, who was at the center of the incident, slept on the sofa in the office. Unless Osamu Dazai temporarily deposited him with Mori Ogai and Yumeno Kusaku, he usually stayed close to each other. Staying by Dazai Osamu's side, he hasn't completely freed himself from the fear of the collapse of the world view.

Strange world.

There is no sense of security supported by the script.

His spiritual consciousness was afraid of the whiteness of the outside world, and he began to dream of his adoptive father in his sleep, and occasionally dreamed of Mrs. Seam's hands wanting to embrace him, and the uneasiness of floating to the surface of the water in the basin.

That river flowing into the distance, the sense of swaying in the darkness, is the beginning of Hyakkimaru.

He was destined to be abandoned by his father since his reincarnation. The other party cruelly sacrificed the unborn child to the demon god in exchange for the good weather in Daigo's territory, the prosperity of the country and the safety of the people, which triggered the main plot of Hyakkimaru's crusade against the demon god in the world of "Dororo".After he was born, he was so mutilated that he had no human form. The midwife did not throw him in the wild according to Lord Daigo's words, but put him in a wooden basin with pity, and let him go along with the wooden basin and the river to find the source of life. hope.

That time, he survived, and under the guidance of fate, he met Shou Hai who wanted to commit suicide, but this time, he unconsciously traveled through time and space, separated from his adoptive father, and met the white flame that stopped behind him.

He thought the other party was Dororo, the heroine who admired him in the original book.

The other party took his hand.

His soul suddenly settled down and found his home. Only Shouhai has taken care of him for so many years. He wishfully believes that the second person who treats him specially is Dororo.

【Yes, she is Dororo. 】

Everyone who helps him with compassion is Guanyin Bodhisattva, but not everyone can become Dororo in his heart.

【She accompanies me and gives me food, clothing, and use. The flame of life is as soft as cotton candy. 】

【She can sleep in my arms and spend every night holding me like a puppet. 】

【She...is willing to kiss me. 】

【She loves me...】

No matter what kind of person Dororo is, Hyakkimaru got a mixed feeling.

Just as the other party never dislikes his ugly face, he will not care about the beauty and ugliness of the other party's face. When he closes his eyes, the whole world is the color of the soul. He is no longer alone in the dark world.

However, it is still so painful when the cognition is torn apart.

——Where should I go.

"Is Hyakkimaru dreaming?"

During the lunch break, Osamu Dazai finished reading the materials of the members of the Port Mafia, and gently shook him awake.

On the black leather sofa, Hyakkimaru was a little dazed just after waking up.

When Osamu Dazai was bored, he used the distance between his index finger and thumb to check the length of his legs. Hyakkimaru was growing taller, and the prosthetic leg of his left leg could not keep up with the length, so he had to rely on the insole for help.

The advantage of Hyakkimaru's lack of touch is that it doesn't feel anything.

Thinking about it this way, Osamu Dazai thought it would be interesting to have an extra "boyfriend" in name.

"Dream..."

The bandaged boy in a black suit approached him, the corners of his mouth curled up maliciously.

"Are there any pretty girls?"

Ever since he learned from Mr. Mori that Hyakkimaru regarded himself as a girl, Osamu Dazai didn't wonder why things happened to this point.If there is a girl who sleeps next to him every day and takes care of himself, he will also feel whether the other party likes him, or has deeper intentions.

The only thing that pure Hyakkimaru can think of...is love.

Hyakkimaru hugged the gray flame silently, the waist of the flame was still very thin, as if it was not fat.

[As long as Duo Luoluo is around, I can still persevere day after day in the dark. 】

He has someone he loves.

[Let's put aside the script in your mind. 】

Meaningless character design and script, Garbage Crossing Division.

【Restart. 】

The simple four words hit Hyakkimaru's heart heavily, and it was dull and uncomfortable. This is a beast that is terrified to the extreme, in order to accompany its human beings to try to accept new things and take the initiative to leave the previous comfort zone.

Osamu Dazai analyzed him intently, and found the subtle changes in the other party's lifelessness.

Has Hyakkimaru started to accept reality?

Amazing.

Whether it's grasping his instinctive behavior in a collapse, or his self-regulation ability, his ability to survive is extremely excellent, and the other party's desire to live has overcome all difficulties and obstacles...

He is not stingy with his praise: "This kind of Hyakkimaru is the first Hyakkimaru I encountered."

"Even a devil would be moved by an angel."

Osamu Dazai allowed him to wrap his arms around his waist, resting his chin on Hyakkimaru's shoulder, thinking of another thing: [What Bai Lan said has come true, the people I sent over couldn't find Shibusawa Tatsuhiko Some people said that they saw a young man with long white hair walking out of that place...]

Bailan Jesso, who was a "guest" at the port mafia, finally obtained the right to act freely because the information he provided was accurate once, and he was no longer trapped in the interrogation room in a daze.

With nothing to do, he sneaked into Dazai Osamu's temporary office, and decided to recommend a person to take care of Hyakkimaru to Dazai Osamu, who raised a doll until he sold himself.

"I promise to be a rare good guy in the port mafia!"

"Nice guy..."

Immediately, Osamu Dazai thought of a person, who looked suspiciously at Bailan Jesso who was full of fun.

Brandon Jesso said the name enthusiastically: "Oda Sakunosuke."

Sure enough it was him.

Osamu Dazai's reaction was lukewarm, and he did not forget Oda Sakunosuke's role as a tool man.He touched Hyakkimaru, whose mental state was in a period of adjustment, and the other party was a little nervous again. The target was Bailan Jesso, and he glanced at the white-haired boy whose soul was so sinful that he could be dragged to be shot.

"Okay, I know...you stay away from Hyakkimaru Station."

"..."

Brandon Jesso was depressed.

A few hours later, a low-level member of the port mafia was summoned by Osamu Dazai.

Oda Sakunosuke: "???"

He stopped doing odd jobs today, and returned to the headquarters building under the envious and speculative eyes of his colleagues.

To be honest, he wasn't particularly surprised.

The disabled poor boy's name is Hyakkimaru, and his friend is Chuya Nakahara, the king of sheep.When Chuya Nakahara broke into the headquarters of the port mafia with Hyakkimaru, he was in charge of blocking the port outside. He happened to see the bold behavior of the two teenagers, so he knew that the "Dororo" they were looking for was Osamu Dazai.

Based on the above results, Oda Sakunosuke discovered a mysterious secret unknown to outsiders.

The person who claimed to be his father on the phone was Mori Ogai.

The person called daughter on the phone is Dazai Osamu, and the son-in-law is Hyakkimaru.

then.

Osamu Dazai is the illegitimate daughter of Chief Mori?

The high-rise room of the Port Mafia Headquarters knocked on the door, and the reddish-brown-haired youth entered the room after being checked for weapons.He put his hands behind his back, proving that he was safe and harmless, and said with an expressionless face: "Hello, I am Oda Sakunosuke, a low-level member of the port mafia, and I am here at your summons."

No one responded to him immediately.

Oda Sakunosuke looked into the room, and on the sofa were Osamu Dazai playing games and Hyakkimaru who was quiet.Hyakkimaru faced him after he came in, and then buried himself on Dazai Osamu's back.

A look of displeasure.

In the corner farthest from the two of them is a white-haired boy with foreign blood sitting on a chair. The other party is also engrossed in manipulating the racing game on the game console. His fingers are moving extremely fast. A mirror as tall as a person is placed in front of him. , reflecting the light, perfectly separating the eyes of the three people.

"Gameover! I won!"

Brandon Jesso raised a victory gesture, but unfortunately the mirror greatly hindered his showing off.

"whispering sound."

Osamu Dazai, who played this game for the first time, despised the old players, put down the game console, and finally gave the newcomer his attention.

"Mr. Oda Sakunosuke, you should be no stranger to me when you meet for the first time."

"Ah."

Oda Sakunosuke recognized his voice.

"I'm the person Hyakkimaru is looking for. I had a little conflict before, and I didn't want to talk to him. Later, he and the little man forcibly came to the door... You are also responsible for this." Dazai Osamu said quietly, Oda Sakunosuke Without the feeling of being caught, he said calmly, "You're welcome."

Osamu Dazai choked slightly, and noticed that Bailan Jesso took out his mobile phone and was secretly shooting a video.

"What are you doing?" he asked Prynne.

"Watching your first meeting." Bailan Jesso smiled brightly.

Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes showed a strange color, and his attitude towards Oda Sakunosuke was somewhat serious, implying a cold analysis. Is there a connection with this Oda Sakunosuke in parallel time and space?

Oda Sakunosuke lies innocently, and maintains the principle of saying less and doing less in front of the unfathomable young man.

He couldn't understand the conversation between the two, so he simply didn't intend to understand it.

"Sir, you don't have to do those miscellaneous things from now on." Osamu Dazai pointed to Hyakkimaru, who is not in a good state of mind, "You are responsible for taking care of him, and if you have anything to do, call my private cell phone number. If you have a problem, you can come to me, and if you have a problem that I can't solve, you can go to Mr. Mori."

Hyakkimaru was confused under Dororo's fingers for a while, and then followed "her"'s instructions to look at the white flame of life at the door in the direction.

[It is a kind person who has helped me twice, he knows Dororo. 】

Hyakkimaru nodded.

Regardless of what kind of reading comprehension Hyakkimaru did, Dazai Osamu arranged tasks for Oda Sakunosuke, thinking that it was much better than wasting the other party's ability to do chores.The other party is kind enough and has the experience of being a killer. In terms of combat effectiveness, he can more or less not be held back. He just needs to concentrate on being the guardian of Hyakkimaru.

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated and said, "It's okay to take care of him alone. In terms of work..."

Osamu Dazai replied, "I'll give you double wages."

"No problem." Oda Sakunosuke agreed, and he could eat an extra meal of curry every week. "I'm just an ordinary member, and I can't get involved in the mafia's shopping. I have the principle of not killing people."

Osamu Dazai suddenly became interested: "The principle of not killing people? You used to be a killer, right? Why do you have the idea of ​​not killing people?"

Oda Sakunosuke said: "It's not convenient to talk about personal reasons."

The two are not familiar with each other, Oda Sakunosuke has no idea of ​​getting close to Osamu Dazai, he is cold and dull, and his attitude towards Hyakkimaru is also businesslike. Seeing that Bailan Jessole is so excited, he almost grabs a handful of popcorn and eats it.

[Fateful encounter, best friends don't know each other. 】

[Oda Sakunosuke, a man who defected to the Armed Detective Agency after Dazai Osamu fell out with Mori Ogai in the parallel time and space of most people with supernatural powers. 】

[A person who exists under the tombstone. 】

Brandon Jesso's smile was a bit more pensive when watching the play, and he remembered the specialness of a world line next door.The armed detective agency in that world has Oda Sakunosuke and Hyakkimaru. The difference is that Dazai Osamu did not get to know the two people, and protected them from a distance, as if he knew in advance that he would end badly if he approached them.

It's strange, "Osamu Dazai" shouldn't do that if he has memories of parallel time and space.

Is it difficult to pass the level with the script?

Naturally, Bailan Jesso couldn't understand the brain circuit of "Osamu Dazai", just like normal people can't imagine that a person with white skin, beautiful skin, thin waist and long legs, powerful and powerful would love himself and beat himself, and play BE alive ending.

BE in the eyes of others is HE to someone.

Good thing...

Osamu Dazai, who is currently held tightly by Hyakkimaru, can still be saved, and he didn't think about the end of separation.

Osamu Dazai arranged caretakers for Hyakkimaru, the salary was deducted from his own account, and the rest of the money was used to buy information and scattered things, fully realizing the effect that the next month's salary would be cleared before it arrived.Hyakkimaru didn't know Dororo's ability to spread money, and thought that the bandit den was the property of Dororo's family.

[Wait, if it's a modern society... this shouldn't be a den of bandits, right? 】

Hyakkimaru discovered the blind spot.

Forgive him, few people living in modern society have access to an organization full of villains.

Of course, the port mafia is not a "product of the old era" like a bandit den. It is a formal organization that pays taxes legally and has a port and shipping business license. It can be renamed "Sen Club" in the outside world.

[Dororo? 】

Hyakkimaru pulls Dazai after Oda Sakunosuke goes to prepare for his "new job".

Osamu Dazai pressed the pause button of the game: "What is it?"

[Actually, you are not the eldest lady of the bandit den, but the eldest lady of the Japanese gangster? 】Hakkimaru is a little uneasy about Dororo's origin, and he is still obsessed with the identity of Naobu.

Osamu Dazai saw that he couldn't express himself, so he pinched the other person's cheek, "Hyakkimaru, you don't have to think about it when you regain your energy. When you have ears and vocal cords, I will teach you how to speak..." Then what do you think of him? It is a man's problem, and I will leave it to you to think about it after you are healthy.

Osamu Dazai has always had negative thoughts about the future, neither pessimistic nor proactive to reverse it.

Life has meaning for a while.

temporary.

Bryan Jesso drove the car to the finish line alone, leaning over to watch them in the mirror.

Ah... It seems that I have eaten a handful of Japanese brand dog food again.

【What will be the end of Dazai-kun and Hyakki-kun?Keep each other warm and go on, or run counter to one day in the future?Split into a new parallel time and space? 】Bryn Jesso waited and watched with a smile, and in the violet pupils was a soul standing in countless parallel time and space watching the world.

[Sure enough, my world is the most interesting. 】

Among the eight trillion parallel time and space, there are only two worlds with Hyakkimaru, and his world is the most special.

Here - there is another secret.

Suddenly, Hyakkimaru's body flinched, alerting Osamu Dazai, and he reached for the pistol in his pocket.Hyakkimaru didn't dare to look out of the window. Outside the window of the room of the port mafia headquarters, a huge "sun" hung there, so bright that only the world of the mind could detect the existence of the other party.

"Bang bang!!!" Osamu Dazai walked to the window, drew his gun and shot outside.

After finishing the bullet, he turned his head to look at the curled up Hyakkimaru and the stunned Bailan Jesso, "Bai Lanjun, is there such a voyeur in your memory?"

Brandon Jesso's brain turned over the possibility of various "peeping toms".

From the first generation of Vengley Wushou D. Spedo, the tenth generation of Wushou Liudaoshou to Fyodor D of the House of Death, the five declines of heaven and man, etc., he thought about all the characters with literary names. He used Italian Said romantically and euphemistically: "Hakuki-kun is very special, plus Dazai-kun, there are too many candidates... I don't know who the person outside the window is."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Hey, has Japan become a place full of perverts?

In the air outside the window, the pink-haired high school student who used "telepathy" to read Bran Jesso's thoughts was also shocked. The other party's thinking was activated at that moment, and the amount of information contained in his brain was frighteningly large.

[This person's thinking is so active, he thinks of too many people, doesn't he know so many perverts? 】

This is Saiki Kusuo who does not consider himself a voyeur at all.

[Saiki Kusuo...■■■Gods■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■...】

Hyakkimaru has a psychological shadow on Saiki Kusuo, watching the other party peeking at him "with eyes open".

A large number of mosaics appeared in his mind again.

Saiki Kusuo is in a dilemma, why is it so troublesome to save someone?

【I didn't have any malicious intentions last time...】

Pop, disconnected.

As soon as he contacted Hyakkimaru with the method of telepathy, Osamu Dazai ran back to the sofa, grabbed Hyakkimaru, and eliminated the power of other people with supernatural powers with the "disqualification in the world" ability.

Hyakkimaru heard the first half of the sentence, with a blank face: 【What does Saiki Kusuo want to say to me? 】

Hyakkimaru far underestimated the ability of his "girlfriend".

The two-dimensional god is outside the window, and he is inside the window, and the two can only be blind and unable to communicate.

The most embarrassing thing is that Osamu Dazai had prevented this possibility early. He pressed a button, and several spraying devices appeared on the outer wall of the room, spraying water towards the "transparent" person floating in the sky!

Saiki Kusuo put a protective shield on himself, flew away with a whiff, and could only patiently look for opportunities.

Shortly after the protective shield became contaminated with liquid—

Osamu Dazai took out the locator to locate the tracking position of the special liquid!

In a matter of seconds... gone.

At the other end of the port mafia headquarters, Saiki Kusuo calmly removed the transparent protective cover, and started this round of guerrilla warfare with Osamu Dazai.He always kept a distance of 200 meters from Hyakkimaru, using this method to read Hyakkimaru's inner voice, and find a solution to ease the relationship between the two.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to be so perverted, really, it's Osamu Dazai's supernatural ability that is too perverted.

[Nullify superpowers, I don’t know how many superpowers I can nullify...]

His eyes have a petrified effect, and he wears glasses all the time to insulate him, and he can't help but feel the urge to move, wanting to try to put the superpowers that are added to his body on the other party.

[No, Hyakkimaru needs him. 】

Saiki Kusuo's kindness stretched the bottom line of a normal person.

[I found a new problem...] Saiki Kusuo observed Osamu Dazai with clairvoyant eyes, and there was a rare confusion in his eyes, which shook his judgment, [Osamu Dazai is a man, why did Hyakkimaru use the What is "she"?My clairvoyant eyes can't work on Osamu Dazai, it doesn't mean I can't see his appearance, no matter how you look at it, he is an underage male. 】

Could it be that...he mistook Osamu Dazai's gender?

impossible.

In the voices of other people, Dazai Osamu is a male term, and the data files are also male.

【Now, I can only use my method. 】

Saiki Kusuo went to see the three-flowered cat that was "wandering" around Yokohama. The other party could not be discovered by Hyakkimaru as a human being. He had nothing to do and watched the two people, which shows that the appearance of the animal has a certain degree of camouflage.

A few seconds later, his body began to shrink, turning into a white cat of unknown sex on the spot.

It tried the meat palm as usual, and walked.

In order to achieve a one-time success, it used the four superpowers of "transparency", "transformation", "change body size", and "floating" to sneak into the port mafia and cleverly avoid the surveillance zones everywhere.

During the lunch time of Hyakkimaru, a special small animal appeared in the mind's eye vision.

The small animal is so pure and white that it becomes materialized.

【cat? 】

[I actually saw a small animal that looks like a cat...? 】

Hyakkimaru was amazed by the specific image obtained by the mind's eyes, the flame of life has always been a vague and illusory image!

When he was about to reach out to touch the other party, he noticed a strange thing.

[Why is the small animal wearing two round antennas on its head? 】

This image—

There are some "familiar" ones.

Osamu Dazai was sitting next to Hyakkimaru, choosily eating the food at the Kohei cafeteria, and noticed that he was looking at the ground.

"Hyakkimaru? Is there anything on the ground?"

The gods will never shrink.

【…】

Hyakkimaru was overwhelmed by the Two-dimensional God's ability to disguise, and the white cat jumped onto his lap.

Saiki Kusuo·White Cat: [Meow...(Indifference)]

Hyakkimaru: Should I expose him, or pretend I don't know his superpowers, I'm so hard, Dororo.

Dazai Osamu put a piece of crab meat on Hyakkimaru.

"Open your mouth."

After the chopsticks poked his mouth, Hyakkimaru opened his mouth and ate the love food given by Dororo. His panic calmed down. Isn't it just an invisible cat on his lap?

Even so, Hyakkimaru's heartbeat still couldn't calm down.

Saiki Kusuo read part of the information through his clothes, and fell into a deep silence, involving a blind spot of knowledge points.

【Not good, the girlfriend you fell in love with...】

[It's a man. 】

Saying this kind of thing will drive people crazy again, right?

Don't say it, and I'm sorry for my conscience, there is a black mud spirit who is deceiving a blind and deaf person!

He is also very difficult.

The author has something to say:

The two more merged.

This chapter is [-] words.

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Hyakkimaru is trying to adjust his mental state. He knows that the other party is a good person, but he still has a psychological shadow on Qi Mukusuo.

Hyakkimaru: Scared.

Saiki Kusuo: I'm afraid you'll go crazy again.

Osamu Dazai: If you dare to do this, just wait for me to chase you to the ends of the earth.

Saiki Kusuo: It was you who lied to him.

Osamu Dazai: What did I lie to him?

Saiki Kusuo: Gender.

Osamu Dazai: I never admitted that I was a woman from the beginning to the end, it was his own imagination.

Saiki Kusuo: But you made him fall in love with you...

Osamu Dazai: He needs love.

Saiki Kusuo: ...Let me think about it, human love relationships are too complicated.