How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Butei's showing off, Kunikida eating lemons.

The Armed Detective Agency is facing a special interview today.

Kunikida Doppo finished teaching mathematics at school, and when he returned to the club, he saw the Tanizaki brothers and sisters winking at him, pointing in the direction of the president's office, "Mr. Kunikida, there are newcomers interviewing."

Kunikida Doppo was surprised: "Who introduced you?"

Armed detective agencies have always preferred to have fewer people than to recruit people with bad intentions.Four years later, after Bailan Jesso left, two more members were added to the agency, Junichiro Tanizaki and Naomi Tanizaki. The two brothers and sisters are still studying. The elder brother has special abilities and the younger sister has no special abilities. They can be regarded as interns Stay with the Armed Detective Agency.

Tanizaki Naomi is a black, long and straight girl in school uniform, with a delicate face, deep brother control, holding her brother's arm and never letting go, while Tanizaki Junichiro replied helplessly with an unbearable look.

"He seems to know Mr. Ranpo, he should be introduced by Mr. Ranpo."

"Mr. Ranpo..."

Kunikida Doppo subconsciously looked at Edogawa Ranpo who was sitting next to him with his hands behind his head, and the other party immediately retorted: "I didn't! It wasn't me! The person I introduced to join the club wasn't him!"

Kunikida Doppo was taken aback by his violent reaction.

Edogawa Ranpo said aggrievedly: "The person I wanted to pull in was Hyakkimaru, but he came alone in the end."

Tanizaki Naomi joined the company late, had never seen Hyakkimaru, and asked curiously, "Who is Hyakkimaru?"

Edogawa Ranpo replied: "The force faction is the pillar."

The answer that the bull's head is wrong, but Edogawa Ranpo's most authentic evaluation of Hyakkimaru.

The Armed Detective Agency has no shortage of brainpower faction, and there is Edogawa Ranpo himself in charge, only one member of the armed force faction is missing.Fukuzawa Yukichi is of course strong as the president, but he can't let the president come forward in everything. This will reduce the mystery of the armed detective agency, and the armed detective agency needs someone who can fight against the port mafia.

"This person must be very powerful to get such an evaluation from Mr. Ranpo." Tanizaki Naomi smiled and offered a black-bellied suggestion, "Mr. Ranpo can go to pull people. With our help, it may succeed."

Kunikida Doppo sat behind the desk, sorted out the information, and said, "It's unlikely. I heard that Hyakkimaru joined the special forces in the military and police after graduating from the police academy."

Edogawa Ranpo muttered: "Military police..."

After that, the famous detective kept silent, as if he was complaining about the interviewer in the president's room.

Tanizaki Junichiro and Tanizaki Naomi looked at each other, the old members seemed to know a lot of things, even the brown-haired youth who appeared today?However, their attitudes seem to be different. Kunikida-san is very calm, but Ranpo-san doesn't particularly like that person. Today, when they met, they became furious for a long time.

Osamu Dazai, who suffered resentment, sat across from Fukuzawa Yukichi, and passed the written test perfectly yesterday.

Today is the interview, an important part of job hunting.

"I've seen your written test results, it's perfect." Fukuzawa Yukichi has met Dazai Osamu who is a civil servant more than once. The Supernatural Secret Service Division has official contacts with the Armed Detective Agency, and he himself was the introducer back then.

Osamu Dazai changed back into a casual sand-colored windbreaker and sat on a chair, "Thank you for the compliment."

Fukuzawa Yukichi held his information in the Supernatural Secret Service Section in his hand, and asked indifferently: "Your work in the Supernatural Secret Service Section is obvious to all. Chief Tanada appreciates you very much. Why did you choose to change jobs?"

Osamu Dazai said: "Mr. Mori was kind to me, but I still left."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

Osamu Dazai looked at Mr. Mori's old rival with evil interest. The information he found in the Supernatural Secret Service Section - Fukuzawa Yukichi had a friendship with Mr. Mori, and later broke up because of the matter with Yosano Akiko.

After he was released from the Supernatural Secret Service, he had a tendency to let himself go.

Ah, finally I don't have to work hard to earn that meager salary.

"I need a stable, free job that can help others and help the weak." Osamu Dazai said his wish, "The port mafia can't satisfy me, and there are too many people in the Supernatural Secret Service Division who can't help themselves. After thinking about it, I think the armed detective agency created by Mr. Fukuzawa is a good place to go."

Fukuzawa Yukichi closed his eyes, lost in thought, and the office was very quiet.

half an hour.

The "silver wolf" whose silver hair was stained with frost, once killed for the country, and now wields a sword for his own will opened his eyes, his eyes were firm and energetic, and there was an invisible charm.Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of Hyakkimaru. Does every master who uses a sword... have such a persevering mentality?

"Welcome to the Armed Detective Agency, Osamu Dazai."

"Well...President."

Osamu Dazai put his hand in the pocket of the windbreaker, gently touching the wallet, which contained a photo of Hyakkimaru.

It was a photo of the "bride" dressed in Bai Wugou. She was born noble and innocent, just like a princess in the ancient world. It is worth spending a lifetime to create a happy and beautiful world for "her".

Hyakkimaru smiled softly.

Osamu Dazai's heart softened with him, melting the thin ice and becoming a good person under the light for him.

A few days later, Osamu Dazai successfully passed the entrance test of the Armed Detective Agency, and became an official member from a pending member.Because he was casually complained about by Edogawa Ranpo as a "job-hopping maniac", members of the Armed Detective Agency were curious about his previous work, but this was private, and he claimed to the outside world that he had worked in the Supernatural Secret Service for a period of time , is an unknown clerk.

Taneda Shantouhuo was so angry that he jumped to the Armed Detective Agency.

You said that you have been mixed up to the top, and you were trained as a successor. You want status and connections, and you even went to work for a detective agency under the background of the government!

People who didn't know thought that the chief of the supernatural secret service department abused you!

In this regard, Osamu Dazai and Chief Taneda met in an izakaya and talked about adults.After the wine glasses were crossed, Zhongtian Shantouhuo also knew that the matter was irreversible, and said angrily: "After the introduction of the same-sex marriage law, I knew that you must have done a lot of things behind the back of the special agent department."

Osamu Dazai shrugged: "You can't just frame me with such words."

Gengtian Shantouhuo drank it all in one gulp, put down his glass, and confessed: "Just do your new job seriously, and don't think about changing jobs anymore. That president is a reasonable person, and he doesn't care about your past."

Osamu Dazai's face softened: "Yes."

Taneda Shantou said: "It's a pity for a person like you to go to an armed detective agency."

The bald officer, who can see through talents with a single glance, exhaled frustration, and continued: "Everyone has everyone's pursuit. You chose the Armed Detective Agency. I have nothing to say. It proves that you will not fall into darkness. I don't see anything wrong with people's vision, you are indeed a person who sticks to the bottom line."

Osamu Dazai poured him wine, and said tactfully, "Mr. Taneda, Akutagawa will trouble you to take care of him."

Zhongtian raised his eyebrows angrily: "Aren't you taking him away?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "He needs to sharpen, what's the point of following me."

Taneda Shantou knew a lot about Akutagawa Ryunosuke's situation, and said indifferently: "His heart is not in the Supernatural Secret Service Division. If he is released, he will be a vicious dog. But if you say so... I will detain him for a while longer."

Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together: "I am very grateful."

After leaving the izakaya, Dazai Osamu officially distanced himself from his past work, and sent messages to Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango to inform him of his good news.

【Odasaku, I'll find out for you in the Armed Detective Agency. If it suits you, you can jump over here. 】

[Anwu, hahahaha, you just stay in the Supernatural Secret Service Division and lose your hair!I just finished chatting with the farming chief, and I have already quit, so I don’t have to work overtime with you single dogs anymore!Oye~. 】

After sending the message, Osamu Dazai felt refreshed, and he didn't care whether his friends who were still working overtime at night would be lying.

Tokyo Headquarters, Ability Secret Service Division.

Oda Sakunosuke rubbed his eyes, stayed up late for a few days, and was in a trance: "Dazai didn't come to work for a few days, and he said he was asking for leave. I didn't expect it to be a job change..."

He couldn't help showing an envious expression.

On the other side, Ango Sakaguchi just ate lemons, it was so sour, he quickly replied to the message on his mobile phone.

[Where did you switch jobs? ! ! 】

[Wu Jing. 】

The information will be returned in seconds.

Ango Sakaguchi sat slumped on the chair, and muttered in despair: "Armed Detective Agency...it sounds like a very easy place...Damn it, why should I be envious, no way...I want to protect the country..."

What's the point of staying up late for three days, if you don't go to work, you don't have to go to work, and if you don't sleep, you don't have to get up!

How cool!

Ango Sakaguchi continued to struggle in the ocean of work.

After staying in the Armed Detective Agency for a period of time, Osamu Dazai fully experienced the fun of "old age".The workload here is not only less than that of the Port Mafia and the Supernatural Secret Service Section, but also the colleagues are very interesting. Every day, they can collect a lot of anecdotes and anecdotes told by Hyakkimaru when they go home, which makes Hyakkimaru laugh.

For example...

As long as it doesn't affect his work, Osamu Dazai can always make phone calls openly and sweetly with his lover, sip "Anada", and make his new partner Kunikida Doppo sour.In the eyes of Kunikida Doppo, this newcomer disrespects his predecessors, is cunning and vicious, and the hateful thing is that he has a smart brain, as if there are no problems that can stump him, and he usually likes to paddle and be lazy! ! !

Kunikida Doppo said indignantly, "A person like you actually has a girlfriend!"

Osamu Dazai smiled triumphantly at him: "Mine is not a girlfriend. I got the certificate two years ago. Let me tell you, my wife has long hair, is beautiful, kind and gentle, can cook, is super family-friendly, and loves me the most in this life." one person."

These words accurately pierced Kunikida Doppo's heart, and the knife bleeds.

Tanizaki Junichiro made a surprised voice: "Mr. Dazai got married so early."

Naomi Tanizaki covered her face and screamed: "I want to learn from Mr. Dazai, brother! I will also learn how to cook!"

Tanizaki Junichiro smirked.

Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth: "Which woman is so blind."

It's no wonder that he has such a big dissent, because in Kunikida Doppo's notebook, his requirements for an ideal partner are recorded, and he also likes this type of gentle, kind and beautiful women!

Osamu Dazai seemed to have seen through Kunikida Doppo's handbook, and there was an obvious evil taste in his kite-colored eyes.

"My wife and I have been together for eight years." Dazai Osamu gestured for a moment, "We slept together when I was 14~, virgin Kunikida."

Kunikida Doppo couldn't believe it and went to ask Mr. Ranpo for confirmation: "Mr. Ranpo, is this true? He didn't lie to me? How could someone with such good conditions fall in love with this unlucky, poor ghost, and a waste of bandages?" !"

Osamu Dazai waved a kelp hand behind his back.

Mr. Ranpo said unwillingly: "What he said is true..."

Hyakkimaru is so blind, there is no way, even the detective can't save this person.

Osamu Dazai hummed a vague love song, and joked: "My wife is the prettiest, even other beautiful ladies can't shake my heart~."

Kunikida's face is full of insiders.

A libertine who looks like a playboy is actually more popular than himself, a teacher's deputy!

This society is unfair!He is the one who wants this kind of girlfriend!

Suddenly, a person came to the Armed Detective Agency, a prosthetic doctor who is not very common among members.Tanizaki Naomi, who respects the old and loves the young, went up to him and helped him carry things: "Mr. Shoukai, you haven't come to Wuzhen for a long time!" Shouhai looked at the girl kindly, put down the burden, and said, "I just bought a bag for you in Yokohama. Set up a house, and will settle down in the future.”

Naomi Tanizaki shouted to the members in surprise: "Mr. Shoukai will settle in Yokohama!"

Prosthetic doctors live in no fixed place, help others everywhere, and connect broken limbs for the rich. The effect is better than high-tech prosthetics.

Shouhai saves people regardless of occupation or class, and only sees whether the other party needs help, but he rejects the oppression of power.

This is the genius doctor who really hangs the pot to help the world!

Shou Hai noticed that a newcomer had been added to the club, and looked up: "... Dororo?"

Osamu Dazai stopped being salty, and walked over energetically, "Mr. Shoukai, let me accompany you to meet the president. Yokohama has changed a lot over the years, and the location of the clinic has to be rescheduled..."

He is a little modest, with a calm voice, like a docile junior in front of Shouhai.

The office door was closed, and there were still a few voices outside.

"Why are you here?"

"Mr. Shou Hai, I have found a new job...in the future...at the Armed Detective Agency..."

"Alright..."

The two went to the president's office.

In the office, the members seemed to be aware of it, and Junichiro Tanizaki scratched his head: "This is the first time I saw Mr. Dazai take the initiative to receive guests. It turns out that he also knows Dr. Jukai."

Edogawa Ranpo was playing with the beads in the wave soda, looking at the world with his eyes on the glass beads.

He said casually, "That's his father-in-law."

Tanizaki Junichiro suddenly said: "Father-in-law."

Tanizaki Naomi reacted and exclaimed: "Mr. Dazai's wife is Mr. Shoukai's daughter?!"

Kunikida Doppo was even more aware of something, quick thinking, and tremblingly said: "Mr. Jukai said that he only has one son... The son is Hyakkimaru..."

Edogawa Ranpo didn't bother to pay attention to these idiots, Osamu Dazai said it so blatantly.

Don't understand yet?

Kunikida Doppo's anger erupted in the office.

"This pervert, the wife he slept with at the age of 14 is actually Hyakkimaru?!!!"

Hyakkimaru grew up with Osamu Dazai.

Long hair, beautiful, kind and gentle, can cook, super family-friendly, only loves Dororo.

At the age of 20, they were married.

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【small theater】

Kunikida Doppo: This pervert!

Osamu Dazai: Tsk tsk, people who eat lemons are so jealous that their faces are distorted.

Ango Sakaguchi: Dazai-kun, I think he is not jealous of you, but calling you a pervert.

Osamu Dazai: How is that possible!Hyakkimaru and I are legally married!

Kunikida Doppo: He was blind in both eyes back then, what kind of disability has become of him!

Osamu Dazai: But he loves me.

Kunikida Doppo: Was he gender conscious when he was 14? !

Osamu Dazai: But he loves me.

Kunikida Doppo: You are deceiving the disabled!

Osamu Dazai: But I love him.

Kunikida Doppo was shocked.

Osamu Dazai: This is our relationship, so don't worry about it, Kunikida-kun.

Hyakkimaru: Well, I only love him.

Shou Hai: Well, I also accept my fate, as long as they are happy.

Hyakkimaru: Thank you, Dad.