How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Two ghost killers who will run away after receiving a marriage certificate.

In terms of force, Hyakkimaru is confident that he can defeat the enemy, but in terms of intelligence competition, he is still a doll that has just been released from the factory, and he can only recognize it if he is said to be a fool.

To put it simply, the brain is empty and you act entirely on intuition.

"Dororo, I didn't mess up, did I?"

Hyakkimaru recounted the process to Dororo, who worked overtime until 11 o'clock in the evening, and finally went home to catch his breath.

As soon as Osamu Dazai came back, he lay on the tatami pillow blowing on the air conditioner, his body was soft, his eyes were closed, and the sofa so close at hand seemed too far away.His briefcase was thrown aside, and the gray suit had a few wrinkles, which were the traces of sitting in the office for a long time, and he looked like a social animal devastated by work.

Hyakkimaru poured him a glass of ice water, Dazai Osamu didn't want to raise his head, and made a nasal sound: "I'm so tired."

Hyakkimaru lifted him into his arms and took care of him with all his heart.

"Mr. Sen is fine. Sooner or later, he will know that I work in the Supernatural Secret Service."

After Osamu Dazai drank the water, his voice became less hoarse. Today he has been in meetings, working, and dealing with a lot of intelligence work.Government departments are places that value ability and loyalty. If he wants to climb to the top, he will have to make great efforts to contact people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Osamu Dazai buried his face in his knees, and said sullenly, "I want to take a sip of Hyakkiwan~."

Cats suck catnip for happiness, and Hyakkimaru is his catnip.

"I belong to Dororo."

Just as Dororo is his.

Hyakkimaru will always say something that Osamu Dazai likes, filling the vacancy in the other party's heart.

Osamu Dazai still had a smile under his heavy workload.

This kind of work is very tiring. To be honest, it exceeded Dazai Osamu's expectations, but there was an indescribable sense of accomplishment. He always left spare energy in the past, and he had never devoted himself so wholeheartedly to life.No time to commit suicide, no time to think about the word "boring", the Supernatural Secret Service Division forced him out of human emotions.

The money he earns is no longer dirty, and every banknote is clean money that can be used to live.

For the goodness recognized by Hyakkimaru.

His loyalty to the government was unexpectedly recognized.

"Do you know...Hyakkimaru, the Supernatural Secret Service Division thinks I'm trustworthy." Osamu Dazai whispered to him in a whisper that won't be passed on to the outside world, "They said, I don't have righteousness, but I have something that I can hold on to more than righteousness." The bottom line, I passed their real assessment, and my future promotion will no longer be subject to suspicion and hindrance."

Hyakkimaru did not desire his lover to move forward like ordinary people, to touch each other's fluffy hair.

"I just want Dororo to be happy and to be a happy person living in the sun."

"Hmm~."

"How does Dororo feel in the Supernatural Secret Service Division?"

"My colleagues are all social animals and single dogs. They work all night honestly. They can't compare with me at all!"

Dazai Osamu who can go home before twelve o'clock has his own shrewdness.

Osamu Dazai regained some energy and chatted with Hyakkimaru.Hyakkimaru didn't have a trace of impatience, and listened to him tenderly, listening to how he played tricks on his subordinates, showed off his boyfriend, and drove those honest people to collapse in the supernatural spy department. The office "public enemy".

He has a mind so clever that it is monstrous.

He has the "disqualification in the world" that is almost useless, and can restrain all people with supernatural powers at critical moments.

He is no longer Mr. Dazai who has lost his qualifications as a human being...

In the countless parallel time and space of Wenye, he is the one who is closest to people and has the most life skills. He has a life that can make Dazai in other parallel time and space envy.

"We can definitely get married..."

After the words were finished, Osamu Dazai fell asleep in his lover's arms.

Hyakkimaru blinked his glass-colored pupils, the eyes of the gods and Buddhas who can see into the soul have the seven emotions and six desires of mortals.

His nose was slightly sour, and there seemed to be crystal tears slightly condensed.

Life is hard.

Homosexuality is not recognized by society.

The effort required to break the rules and change the rules was borne by Osamu Dazai alone.Osamu Dazai will do what he says, and he will give Hyakkimaru what he wants - a life without hiding his identity and feelings.It's not that the two of them can't be together, but Osamu Dazai always treats himself with high demands. Whatever Hyakkimaru wants, he will take it by all means under the restrictions of "good" and "good people".

Shoukai couldn't be so paranoid, and Hyakkimaru's mother, Mrs. Sai, couldn't be so kind to him.

What Hyakkimaru found was the one and only Dororo.

Without going back to the bedroom, Hyakkimaru sat with Osamu Dazai on the tatami mat near the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room. During the day, the place was full of sunlight, and the high floor brought a wide view. At night, it was extremely quiet, overlooking the lights of Tokyo. The moon in the sky gave the two The atmosphere where people depend on each other, the distance between ancient and modern times is blurred, just like...the past when they wandered, traveled, and crusade against demon gods.

Hyakkimaru guards Dororo at night, and Dazai Osamu protects Hyakkimaru during the day. Their feelings have accumulated over time, and they have never gone crazy to hysteria.

【Good night, Dororo. 】

Hyakkimaru lowered his head, sleeping like a wanderer.His high ponytail fell down to his shoulders, and his bangs covered half of his face. After he became an adult, his heart remained unchanged. He did not fall into a demon god, nor did he become a vulgar mortal. The world in his mind was on another level. There is light in the field of vision.

Gin Akutagawa, who lives in the same apartment, poked his head out in the bedroom, feeling a little envious for no reason.

[How many people can get such a feeling? 】

Rather than saying that such a relationship is too rare, it is better to say that there were a few people who could look directly at the true face of Hyakkimaru back then.Facing a puppet boy who has been skinned, has no limbs, and no facial features, a person who is willing to see the soul of the other person is rare in the world, especially if this person has a pure and flawless flame of life.

Osamu Dazai once slept next to such a terrifying Hyakkimaru, and he never escaped even when he was frightened.

Look inside through the skin.

This is already the state of mind that an eminent monk can only obtain after seeing through the world.

The 13-year-old Osamu Dazai didn't care about the incompleteness of Hyakkimaru, the 14-year-old Dazai played with the limbs of Hyakkimaru, the 15-year-old Dazai helped Hyakkimaru regain the body's organs bit by bit, and the 16-year-old Dazai escaped with Hyakkimaru The port mafia, 17-year-old Dazai Osamu and Hyakkimaru began to live in the light, and finally Dazai Osamu slept on Hyakkimaru's lap, spending every day together in the future.

--happiness.

Such a precious and warm thing, the person who gets it is no fluke.

……

In October, the Mimic organization strikes.

Yokohama is in danger, and the local port mafia has become the number one target of the Mimic organization.

This foreign force composed of soldiers has a complicated background. The leader of the organization is named "Gide".Even Ango Sakaguchi, who is a three-sided spy, spent a lot of painstaking efforts to bridge the two sides, and finally introduced the Mimic organization into Yokohama City, meeting the dual requirements of the port mafia and Mimic.

Gide wants to satisfy his desire to die in battle and find a strong man who can end his life.

Mori Ogai needs to disrupt the situation in Yokohama and create an external force that creates the illusion of a tripartite confrontation.

Supernatural Special Affairs Division: ...

How should I put it, the Supernatural Secret Service Division doesn't want to see chaos, but Ango Sakaguchi can't help himself, this time it's not the Mimic organization or other organizations, Mori Ogai has his own goals to achieve.

The only thing Ango Sakaguchi can do for the Supernatural Secret Service Division is to notify them in advance and be mentally prepared. By the way, Ango Sakaguchi feels that he will be scolded when he goes back.

It is difficult to be a spy, and it is even more difficult to be a three-faced spy. It is not a level of workload at all.

In the farming chief's office, the aroma of tea overflowed.

"What do you think of this foreign force?"

Taneda Santoka put down the Mimic data in his hand, and went to ask Osamu Dazai who was sitting across from him, who was a bit sloppy.If he hadn't known about Dazai Osamu's work situation at the headquarters of the Special Ability Section, he would have been deceived by the attitude of the other party, thinking that there could be a fisherman in the Ability Section.

be lazy?nonexistent.

Everyone's task is real. If you want to be promoted, you must work hard.

"Is it worth the government's vigilance against a force that is like a bereaved dog abroad?" Osamu Dazai said it very well. They are interested, if you can catch them, your wish may have hope..."

Osamu Dazai complained: "Mr. Tantian, if you say the same thing, you have fooled me several times!"

Taneda Shantou smiled, covered his face with a fan, and told him in a low voice.

"It's true this time."

So, was it fake before? !

Probably Dazai Osamu's expression on the liar's face was too real. Taneda Shantou coughed and said, "I don't know too much. Specifically, we need to catch them and torture them for information." When it comes to torture, I have to mention Dazai Osamu In this regard, the skill tree is full, "When the time comes, I will rely on Dazai-kun to torture me."

Osamu Dazai replied indifferently: "There is no problem with torture, so don't ask me about fighting."

Gengtian Shantouhuo nodded, and he regarded the opponent as an excellent commanding talent to train. Naturally, he didn't want the opponent to go to the front line to fight. That was the job of other superpowers in the headquarters.

"Since Dazai-kun judges this way, let me wait and see for a few more days."

"Don't take my word for it too much."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and advised the other party, "I'm just a theatergoer, and I won't interfere in Yokohama City."

Taneda Shantou said: "Whether the headquarters will issue an arrest mission or not, we still have to wait for the orders from the people above. At this stage, we will hand over the Mimic organization to the port mafia in Yokohama City. It is not bad to see them dog-eat-dog."

This is a politician who looks down on the mafia in his bones and occupies the moral and social commanding heights.

Osamu Dazai drank his tea with his head down, as if nothing had happened.

a few days later.

The situation in Yokohama was out of the control of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Mimic organized several attacks on the port mafia, looking for a strong man who could fight against him, but found nothing.The port mafia diverted the hostility of Gide, the leader of the Mimic organization, with the greatest degree of "showing weakness". It hurts the fish in the pond!

The Armed Detective Agency, which was originally kept out of the incident, was also involved this time. The members escaped the attack and fled back. Edogawa Ranpo said nonchalantly: "A group of lunatics has nothing to do with us."

Things are messed up.

What is temporarily chaotic is the level that ordinary citizens cannot touch!

Fukuzawa Yukichi disagrees with his concept: "They cannot be allowed to continue!"

Edogawa Ranpo quickly said: "President! You must not join the battle, this is a game! Once the game is broken, the bald man of the port mafia will not let it go!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi was stunned: "Mr. Bald...?"

Edogawa Ranpo said innocently and cruelly: "After losing his capable subordinates and Mr. Bandage, the leader of Hong Kong gangsters who has to plan the overall situation by himself must have lost more hair."

Bailan Jesso was full of pictures when he heard it, and he laughed and fell down after brainstorming.

Mr. Mori is so miserable~.

"President, that's right, this time it's a bureau, and the Armed Detective Agency cannot participate." Bai Lan Jesso received Edogawa Ranpo's eyes and explained to the other party, "This has happened in other parallel time and space." One thing, the goal of the port mafia is the ability to open a license, in order to achieve the goal, the strongest combat force of the port mafia, Zhong Yuanzhong, was also sent to other places on business trips, in order to divert the flames of war from the Mimic organization."

Fukuzawa Yukichi's face was condensed, and he murmured: "The license to open with special abilities..."

Other members didn't understand, how could he not understand the meaning of this certificate, with it, the Port Mafia solved the threat from the government and became a legal organization with superhuman abilities.

The Ability Opening License owned by the Armed Detective Agency comes from Natsume Soseki!Not Fukuzawa Yukichi!

Mori Ogai has no teacher's help, so he can only work hard on his own!

He sat down and stopped talking. Fighting within the scope of the rules is allowed, not to mention that he wants to complete the teacher's "Three Moment Concept", a stable port mafia is an indispensable part.

At this moment, the Armed Detective Agency also began to pretend to be weak, tacitly avoiding the attack of the Mimic organization.

Of the three most powerful supernatural organizations in Yokohama, two of them pretended to be dead, leaving the poor special affairs department.

"Oops, the Mimic group is attacking us!"

"Call the military police—!"

"The army and the police are not good either, the whole organization is not afraid of death at all! People with supernatural abilities are required to resist!"

"Our people move quickly, retreat! Ask the headquarters for support, we can't let them find the address of the branch!"

The members of the Supernatural Secret Service Section who worked as civilians retreated in a panic and blocked the information.

Things got bigger.

Foreign organizations attack government agencies under the Japanese Ministry of Internal Affairs!

The most important thing is - the supernatural agent department really lacks offensive supernatural power users. People with this kind of power have long been poached by people from other forces with high prices, and they will never stay in the superhuman spy department. !If it weren't for this, the Japanese government wouldn't have shielded Bai Qilin so much, and endured the opponent to kill people with supernatural powers to seize power!

At the headquarters in Tokyo, the Chief Farmer received the news and pondered, feeling that the government would lose face if this went on.

Because the flames of war are on the Supernatural Secret Service Division!

"Dazai-kun, do you have any experience dealing with physical and spear-type supernatural powers?"

"No."

Osamu Dazai vetoed it, and said: "I don't know about Gide's supernatural ability, so I can't formulate a corresponding battle plan. Besides, we have too many civilian workers here, and we have to do our best to protect the data, so it's not suitable for fighting."

Because of his wisdom beyond ordinary people, Osamu Dazai seems to have become a staff consultant at the headquarters of the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

He changed a solution: "How about asking the special forces in the military and police, hound?"

The farming chief shook his head.

At this time, other departments are watching jokes. Unless there is a life-and-death crisis, people from the Supernatural Secret Service Section will not ask for help from elite superhumans from other departments.One is to pay a price, and the other is to shake the reputation of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. In the future, it will be difficult for the Supernatural Secret Service Division to compete for interests in other matters.

In politics, reputation is more important than suffering!

Mori Ogai saw this point and acted fiercely, using his connections to arrange a conspiracy.

——Instead of contacting the military and police, it is better to unite with the port mafia!

If Osamu Dazai hadn't sabotaged it, Ogai Mori's risky move would indeed have succeeded. However, Osamu Dazai was in the camp of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and he had virtually choked Mori Ogai's lifeline.No matter what Mori Ogai thinks, he can't bypass Osamu Dazai to achieve his goal. Doesn't his student understand?When Mori Ogai is the port mafia and cannot order the other party, Osamu Dazai can follow his thinking to find his target!

Teaching apprentices and starving teachers to death, this kind of thing will really happen to Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai had no choice but to hold his nose and agreed to Osamu Dazai's deal.

Using the plan to promote the passage of the same-sex marriage law, in exchange for a piece of paper worth thousands of dollars, and for the supernatural secret service department, you can issue as many tickets as you want, but you just don't want to give the port mafia a special ability opening license.

"Do you want to use the last method?"

Dazai Osamu's words aroused the vigilance in Taneda Santoka's heart, and he suddenly looked at him.

"I overstepped my authority." Osamu Dazai stopped talking and did not continue, his eyes had a smile that saw through the other party, "Sir, think about it slowly, I have to finish the work at hand, and it is inconvenient for me to intervene For the next thing, please rest assured, sir, where my job is, my people will be there."

Osamu Dazai would never go to Yokohama.

This point is his confinement, and it is also one of the foundations for the Supernatural Secret Service Division to reassure him.

Taneda Santohiro sat alone in the office thinking about the solution, and recalled the other party's recent intelligence. Dazai Osamu had no reason to betray the Supernatural Secret Service Division. This was the conclusion he personally judged.

the other side.

Osamu Dazai walked out of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, leaned against the wall, played with a cigarette in his hand, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, did not light it, and answered the phone with the other hand, "Mr. Mori, don't worry, your The plan will work."

"Next step……"

"You can try to contact the farming chief, he has already moved."

The advantage of having an internal response is that Mori Ogai's judgment on each step is more accurate, and he doesn't need to spend time trying to test the reaction of the supernatural agent department, wasting his energy in vain.

"Dazai-kun, do you know what Gide's supernatural power is?"

"I roughly guessed."

"Isn't the Supernatural Secret Service Division going to let Oda-kun take action? Their supernatural powers are the same type."

"It's useless... Odasaku can't beat him."

Osamu Dazai suddenly had the urge to light a cigarette, he restrained it, his eyes were terribly cold, "Odasaku has a principle of not killing people, and Gide is obviously not such a person. If they fight, Odasaku will definitely lose. If I stay In the port mafia, is Mr. Mori planning to use this against me."

This is a carefully selected "enemy".

Aiming at the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Also aimed at Dazai Osamu's weakness - his friend Oda Sakunosuke!

Mori Ogai, who was far away from the mafia at the port, used the same cold gaze, and said with an indifferent smile: "Don't doubt me, you still have Hyakki-kun who can defeat Gide by your side."

Osamu Dazai was dubious, and sneered: "Don't involve Hyakkimaru in this matter, call the little man back to Yokohama City, and use his ability to deal with Gide."

No matter how strong your physical skills are, can you beat gravity?

No matter how good your spear skills are, can you beat someone who can't get shot at all?

Mori Ogai spread his hands: "Chuya-kun is on a mission, please inform him for me."

Osamu Dazai had a bad premonition: "Where is he? Could it be..."

It was rare for Mori Ogai to be cunning.

"That's right, it's Tokyo."

The next moment, Mori Ogai hung up the phone, and without giving Osamu Dazai a chance to answer, he sent the location address of the phone to Chuya Nakahara, who was in Tokyo, not far from the headquarters of the Supernatural Secret Service.

Mori Ogai let out a little breath: [My plan could have been successful, but Dazai-kun, the troublemaker, made me spend more manpower and financial resources to promote the same-sex marriage law, otherwise this little bastard would definitely destroy the one I got. Opportunity for a special ability opening license...]

Rationally, he can understand Dazai Osamu's methods, but emotionally... he is still disgusted.

"Mr. Zhongye, it is also the cadre's responsibility to protect the leader's face."

Beat to death.

If you beat him to death, it is his responsibility. If you don't beat him to death, we will talk about it later.

That night.

Dazai Osamu covered his aching abdomen, returned to the high-rise apartment, and cried, "Hyakkimaru! Chuya hit me!"

Dead slug!Dark dwarf!Violence! ! !

Akutagawa Ryunosuke heard these words when he walked out of the room, and was furious: "Who dares to hit Mr. Dazai?!"

Osamu Dazai, who was looking for Hyakkimaru to act like a baby, suddenly turned indifferent, and was very displeased with Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hastily interrupted: "Is it related to you? Go back and do your homework." He thought more viciously in his heart: Just you?Still hit Zhongye, don't be beaten back by Zhongye, let yourself lose face a second time.

Hyakkimaru covered Dazai Osamu's mouth, worried that he would spit out hurtful words.

"Ryunosuke, you go back first."

"Mr. Hyakkimaru, I have been trained by you and Mr. Dazai! Don't be afraid of other power users!"

"...you can't beat him."

Hyakkimaru told the truth to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was inflated in self-confidence.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke shook his head: "Before I tried it, I don't believe it. Under the education of Mr. Dazai, my ability can already withstand the attack of bullets."

Hyakkimaru was silent, and said to the innocent eldest son: "You can also demolish a building."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke gritted his teeth: "I can take my time!"

Hyakkimaru was distressed.

Dazai Osamu was covered in his arms, wanting to vomit black mud, and because the pain was relieved by Hyakkimaru rubbing his stomach, he calmed down a little.

【Hyakkimaru, let me spray him back!Don't protect him! 】

[No, Ryunosuke is a glass heart. 】

Hyakkimaru deeply understands the character of the eldest son, Chuya and Dororo have a grudge, which does not mean that it will spread to the next generation.

Suddenly, Hyakkimaru thought of the place where Chuya instantly killed Ryunosuke.

"I'm not afraid of water, I'm not afraid of taking a bath."

"...!"

"Zhongye can beat Dororo. Whenever you can beat Dororo, I will let you beat Zhongye."

"...!!!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was shocked.

So demanding?Is that person named Chuya a friend of Mr. Hyakkimaru?

"Yes." Hyakkimaru answered him, "Chu is also my friend, the matter between him and Dororo does not need to be intervened by the younger generation, and it is also my business to single him out, do you understand?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke retreated under Hyakkimaru's persuasion, and went back to his room to do his homework dejectedly.

Hyakkimaru let go of his hand covering his mouth, and it was Dororo's turn to comfort him.

Osamu Dazai snorted coldly.

Hyakkimaru gave him a kiss, Dazai avoided it, and said childishly: "You are always on the side of the gang."

Hyakkimaru reasoned with him: "Dororo, every time you bully him first, you tell me the whole thing, if it is Zhongye who did something wrong, I will fight back for you."

Is Osamu Dazai the kind of reasonable person?no!

There was an extra mackerel rolling on the tatami, telling all kinds of black history of Nakahara Chuya, and asking Hyakkimaru to avenge himself, which made Hyakkimaru make an exception and agreed to him once with uneasy conscience.

Osamu Dazai pursed his mouth: "He pumped out the gastric juice."

Hyakkimaru jumped into his weakness trap, opened his shirt distressedly, and looked at his abdomen.

Sure enough, there is a delicate and small fist print.

A punch to the stomach.

"Dororo... I still like Chuya." Hyakkimaru said without thinking.

"Why do you say that?!" Osamu Dazai panicked.

“揍过你，还活着的人就只有中也。”百鬼丸拿出事实，一本正经地思考起来，“也就是说，中也应该算我的情敌，你们以前还是搭档，配合默契，没准在外出When doing tasks, we eat and live together..."

Osamu Dazai forgot about the pain in his body and the idea of ​​being blamed, and threw Hyakkimaru down to let the other party stop.

"I don't like slugs!!!"

"Mmmm."

"Remember it! That's my lifelong enemy! My dog! We can't let dogs bully their masters!"

"Hmmm... hmm?"

"Don't make any doubts, I'm the head of the family, you have to believe me!"

"……Well."

"Even if I go bankrupt one day and have no money, Hyakkimaru can't run away with the rich Chuya!"

"..."

Osamu Dazai covered Hyakkimaru's mouth, but he had to face his lover's suspicious eyes that were clear to the bottom—why did you go bankrupt?gamble?alcoholism?smokes?usury?stocks?Not doing business?

Dazai Osamu's black thread collapsed on Hyakkimaru's body, turning into a large octopus.

Half an hour passed.

After the quarrel, the two lay quietly on the ground, Osamu Dazai rubbed Hyakkimaru's cheek, the hard work of the day and the temper of fighting with Chuya disappeared, he asked in a low voice: "Hyakkimaru, Mr. Mori promised us, He still owes me a set of Bai Wugou, and when we get the marriage certificate, we will change jobs."

【In this case, it sounds familiar? 】

Hyakkimaru suddenly realized that the last time he was in the port mafia also had bad goals, and he quit after finishing.

"Dororo, we are looking for an iron rice bowl."

You can't just jump ship all the time.

"Next, try the Hound?"

Osamu Dazai intends to send Hyakkimaru to the special forces within the military and police.

"Okay."

Hyakkimaru pampered him, his heart was close, and he felt the other party's love for him. He no longer worried about the port mafia, there was no need to worry at all, Wen Ye's script had been cleared.He said sincerely: "Sure...you can find a job that suits Dororo and makes Dororo happy."

Osamu Dazai didn't care if he was suitable or not, he just wanted to work with Hyakkimaru.

"As long as Hyakkimaru likes it."

this world.

How can you be so gentle and treat others as the most important person?

Hyakkimaru thinks about Dororo like this, as if he can see another more extreme leader Zai through the opponent's face, but this illusion is fleeting, and the person he loves deeply is Dazai Osamu in his body.

"Dororo's soul...is a little whiter..."

He hugs each other.

"Hurry up and turn into marshmallows. I want Dororo's white marshmallows, without the red strawberry juice on top."

"but……"

"It's okay to accidentally splash strawberry juice..."

"I like all of them."

The flame of life is not the way to judge a person, and a healthy Hyakkimaru has been able to jump out of limitations.

good and evil.

Crime and punishment.

Human beings are not gods in charge of judgment, they can only live on one stand.

To be alive... is Hyakkimaru's wish, and also the goal he bestowed on Osamu Dazai. Whoever hinders their happiness is the obstacle they want to eradicate, and whoever hinders them from living is their enemy!

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Everyone is welcome to provide guesses for the iron rice bowls who kill ghosts.

【small theater】

Hyakkimaru: Where is the iron rice bowl?

Osamu Dazai: I don't know.

Edogawa Ranpo: Come to us! ! !

Hyakkimaru: But you have Bailan...

Edogawa Ranpo: QAQ

Hyakkimaru: So, the next job is to try the military police, and be a military police with Dororo!

Osamu Dazai: It's not an ordinary military police, it's a hunting dog.

Hyakkimaru: Yes!

Osamu Dazai: I want to see Hyakkimaru in uniform~.

Hyakkimaru: Okay.

Osamu Dazai: Then...

Hyakkimaru: I overthrow Dororo.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Hyakkimaru: Dororo, I didn't let you, can you sleep with me?

Osamu Dazai: Huh.