How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

The best Dazai Luoluo in all parallel time and space.

Osamu Dazai shut himself up.

Mackerel.

Qingqingqingqingqingqingqingmackerel... (automatic cycle)

No matter how you scold him in the past, he will spray back twice as much, such as bald sheep in the sheepfold, idiots who betrayed their relatives, dark dwarves, small people whose development period has ended, wriggling soft slugs, etc., called " The people of "Nakahara Chuya" can always enjoy Osamu Dazai's all-round personal attack.

There is no doubt that "mackerel" is the affectionate name Nakahara Chuya gave to Osamu Dazai's heavy blow.

The problem is that Hyakkimaru, who restored eyesight, hearing, and vocal cords in ancient times, has not been mentally polluted by Chuya in theory, let alone heard the quarrel between the two. How could he know what Chuya called him? !

Leaving aside other factors for the time being, Chuya must be the culprit for teaching the bad Hyakkimaru!

[Little dwarf. 】

[I wrote down this sworn vendetta. 】

[Hundred Ghost Pills. 】

[Based on your words, all your girlfriend/fiancee/wife are gone! 】

[You two are dead! ! ! 】

The resentful Osamu Dazai looked at his lover blankly, Hyakkimaru was dumbfounded, and slowly realized what he said that was earth-shattering.He moved his throat slightly, swallowed his saliva, a pair of newborn eyes with the sun falling into his eyes were out of focus, magnificent like two glazed gemstones.

Holding on to the last hope in life, Hyakkimaru trembled in despair: "Dazai...Miss?"

[Sex change setting? 】

Osamu Dazai looked at him coldly for three seconds, with a bright smile on his face.

"Anada~."

The brown-haired "girl" with bandages and yukata elements called out to each other cheerfully, as sweet as ever, grabbed Hyakkimaru's right hand that grew together today and touched her lower body.

"Do you think I am older or younger than you?"

"..."

"... oooo."

Hyakkimaru spit out the bubbles of the soul, and the red soul rose into the sky, going to heaven.

【What did I touch...】

[The doll pendant worn by my...my...girlfriend... trembles...]

【Um……】

【Smaller than me... (Don't dare to say)】

His Dororo has an unparalleled cute appearance (has special attack skills against women, and has lethality against a few men and vicious dogs), a mind full of wisdom and close to a demon (you can see through people at a glance, and lead a scripted life), sick and weak Delicate physical fitness (not good at fighting, physical skills in the middle and lower ranks of the Mafia), and the nullification ability that even Saiki Kusuo can't do anything about (the ultimate anti-abnormal ability: Disqualification in the world).

How perfect.

This kind of setting is infinitely consistent with a certain black mud spirit who loves suicide as soon as he appears on the stage in "Bungou Stray Dogs".

【だざいおさむ. 】

[Chinese name - Dazai Zhi. 】

Hyakkimaru's three views are broken, and the bottom line of love has been refreshed to a new level.

The promised Dororo is lively and cute...gentle and kind...(?)

Sure enough, what Dororo has been denying is true.

The other party is real——

not kind.

After the truth came out, a sweet liquid was about to flow out of Hyakkimaru's throat.

Osamu Dazai gave all the vague goodwill between his fingers in this life to Hyakkimaru, but he has an indifferent attitude towards others, and he has a slightly different attitude towards Mori Ogai, Nakahara Chuya, Oda Sakunosuke, and Saiki Kusuo.These few people constituted Osamu Dazai's social circle, and were allowed to get close to him a little bit, and stopped outside his heart. Only Hyakkimaru completely entered into Osamu Dazai's heart, perched on the softest gray cotton candy.

Not only did Hyakkimaru not have the courage to let go of the marshmallow, he was trembling, and he was crying and screaming on it.

【How could my Dororo be Osamu Dazai? ! ! 】

[God! 】

[He gave me his name a long time ago, and I only understand the meaning of the name now! 】

This grayish reddish flame of life...fits very well on Dazai Osamu, and it's not even dark enough.Hyakkimaru only needs to remember the series of brain supplements and coquettish operations in which he mistook Osamu Dazai for Dororo in the original work, his ears buzzed, and the restarted brain tended to overheat the CPU and automatically log off.

【Ask...】

[Accidentally took the black mud spirit as the heroine after time travel, can I still be saved? 】

Answer: It's hopeless, cool.

The 15-year-old Qing Shizai, the dark thread hero in the world of "Bungo Stray Dogs", took the disabled hero in the world of "Dororo" into his bowl, raised him to health, and revealed the true face of the black mud essence.Dazai Osamu’s biggest weakness is that Hyakkimaru has read the series of Bungo Stray Dogs and the plot of the IF line, as well as Shuji Tsushima’s books in the three-dimensional dimension. The moment the opponent dropped his vest, he picked up Fumono’s script in a daze. flipped over.

Who is whose heroine?

At this moment, the will of the world in the world of "Dororo" cried.

The real Dororo, you don't want to, follow this fake Dororo wholeheartedly, your body is taken advantage of.And when you saw the real face clearly, you didn't run away in fright, but what happened?

Your hands and feet are intact, and your combat power is superb, you can beat the opponent!

He lied to you.

It's not you who lied to him, silly boy!

In the "touching" scene of lovers meeting under the watchful eyes of the public, Osamu Dazai did not let others see his flirtatious behavior. He still stood up while supporting Hyakkimaru, who was flying out of the soul, while ignoring his feet. The mother-in-law, went to see the father-in-law and Hyakkimaru's younger brother, and found someone to punish.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "General Daigo, I think we can bring Madam Sui to your house as guests."

He held a gun in one hand and pointed the muzzle at the two people opposite him.

"Please do not refuse."

Because he is in a bad mood, he will kill someone if he is not careful, and he will settle the score after Hyakkimaru recovers!

……

The world of "Dororo" is a fictional ancient Japanese world.

However, as long as modern Japanese with good historiography come here, they will find traces of the ancient Japanese Muromachi period (1336-1573) everywhere in the world from the social development and the contradiction between samurai and farmers. Parallel time and space is not an exaggeration.

same language.

Same island country.

The same ancient background of people's livelihood.

At this time, in the war-torn Warring States Period, there is still a lack of a person who can overwhelm the world before the war is quelled.

In the real timeline, this person should be Oda Nobunaga who ended the Muromachi era.

In the world of "Dororo", this person was originally Hyakkimaru, and now Hyakkimaru, who has been raised crookedly among the people, is obviously not suitable to be the lord of the world.The opponent focused all his skills on combat ability and spirituality, and the higher education he received in his previous life could not save him from becoming half illiterate after time travel.

Osamu Dazai used his own means and Hyakkimaru's background to coerce Daigo Jingguang into living in the opponent's house.

Hyakkimaru is autistic.

Mrs. Seam woke up and went to talk to the child, worried.

Hyakkimaru is autistic.

Duobao Wan peeped at Hyakkimaru and his mother at the door, seeing Hyakkimaru squatting with his knees hugged, he somehow felt pitiful for the other party.

【No!This man stole a mother's love!My mother ignored me even more! 】

As the younger brother, Duobaowan was full of resentment.

On the other side, Daigo Jingguang was wrapped in wound medicine, and faced Dazai Osamu coldly, Dazai Osamu said: "Instead of making a deal with the devil, it is better to make a deal with me—" The brown-haired boy entrusted Saiki Kusuo to go back to buy The books on earthquake relief are put on the table. The books are smooth and brand new, like fetish objects, exuding a good smell of books.

"This is a book read by the gods."

Osamu Dazai said flatly: "The price is... this country is temporarily entrusted to me to command."

Daigo Jingguang was moved by the books. Ancient people always had crazy superstitions about gods, but when he heard Dazai Osamu's words, his superiors came to their senses and taunted: "You have this ability?"

Osamu Dazai replied firmly: "My lord is on my side."

Daigo Jingguang sustained spiritual earthquake.

The reality is that Saiki Kusuo, who is about to go to school, is anxious to get rid of them, and doesn't want to leave a record of absenteeism at the beginning of school.

and so--

He agreed to three "easy" shots for Osamu Dazai and Hyakkimaru.

Of course, Saiki Kusuo can only do this. Natural disasters still need the people to find a way to overcome them.If you want to completely end this Warring States Period, you are doomed to wait for the next "Oda Nobunaga" who will bring the world all over the world.

Saiki Kusuo complained: [I don't know where Oda Nobunaga is. 】

There are too many of these countries and they are too chaotic. He did not find the existence of Owari country, most likely there is no such thing.

Immediately, Saiki Kusuo discovered the blind spot just like Dazai Osamu.

Hundred Ghost Pills?Oda Nobunaga?

hiss!

Saiki Kusuo looked at Hyakkimaru in the room again, nodded his head, and confirmed that he had made a mistake.

[It doesn't look like it at all, it's so easy to deceive. 】

The biggest laughing point of Kusuo Amen in ancient times was contracted by Hyakkimaru.

The potential halo on his head increased, and Hyakkimaru, who was almost mistaken for Oda Nobunaga, faced the wall and thought about it, tucked his knees and shut himself up, and refused to go out when it was his turn to eat. The flames of the demon god were sluggish after being hit by reality.During this time, Hyakkimaru's brain was empty, and he was instinctively adjusting his mental state, pulling himself back to his human identity.

He is a human being who is very good at surviving, with a strong desire to survive, and occasionally falls off the chain.

The crimson flame of the Demon God extinguished a little bit every day on his body.

Hyakkimaru: […]

Hyakkimaru: [Dororo...Dororo...Dororo is a boy...]

Hyakkimaru: [Osamu Dazai... Osamu Dazai... My Dororo is Osamu Dazai...]

Hyakkimaru: [Osamu Dazai...Mackerel...Dororo...I'm in love with Dororo mackerel...]

There is no equal sign between imagination and reality!

three days later.

Hyakkimaru, who was so hungry that his hands and feet were weak, but recovered a lot, waited for Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu came over with a plate of food, with a combination of meat and vegetables, light and refreshing, and he put it in front of Hyakkimaru who was "on hunger strike" during the daze, "If you don't want to see me, I'll call Madam Sui to come and feed you."

Hyakkimaru in the corner of the room trembled slightly, moving his body over.

【Hungry……】

【To eat...】

His hands have never been used, they are slender and beautiful, the movement of holding the chopsticks is ineffective, and he can't hold the food.

"Patter", the vegetable leaves fell on the edge of the bowl.

"..."

"..."

Osamu Dazai didn't bring extra chopsticks, and watched his every move calmly.

Hyakkimaru couldn't wait for Dazai Osamu's help in the past, so he learned to use chopsticks clumsily, which was different from the illusory feeling of using prosthetic limbs. Fingers were like refined operating instruments, and the brain had to give accurate instructions.

After making a mess of the dishes, Hyakkimaru ate the lukewarm meal.

He always learns things and progresses very quickly.

While he was eating, Osamu Dazai sat cross-legged across from him, took out a book from his sleeve, and started to read. There were only two candles in the room, and the light was dim, which was very friendly to Hyakkimaru's eyesight during the warming period.He thought of everything for Hyakkimaru, there was no deliberate arrangement, and it developed naturally like this, even in the cold war state where the two sides were in conflict, it would not change.

After Hyakkimaru regained his eyesight, he lost his mind and eyes, and the dislocation of the pupils and the landing of the line of sight were obvious.

He was secretly watching Osamu Dazai.

feel a little scared.

Osamu Dazai's inner anger burst out, but was suppressed again, telling himself: 【Give him a chance. 】

What are you afraid of, Hyakkimaru!Are you so scary?

Hyakkimaru is confused by Takenzai in "Bungo Stray Dogs" in his memory. Although the adult version of Dazai Osamu and the juvenile version of Dazai Osamu are manufactured by the same brand, the differences in details can be easily understood after a little thought. It was discovered that Wu Zhenzai would never take care of a disabled boy enough to be willing to share the same bed.

He knew Osamu Dazai in his youth, who may not have joined the port mafia at first.

The other side is different.

When the other party recognizes himself, it is a white flame of life, like cotton candy...

【Sai Mu-kun...】

Undecided, Hyakkimaru calls for his savior.

Saiki Kusuo began to run home frequently, or use his mind to move water sources from other areas to carry out artificial rainfall. For the first time in three days, he accurately received the call signal of Hyakkimaru.

[Please tell me what's the matter? 】

【Who is that... that demon god with gradient colors.... 】

Unlike the various problems that Saiki Kusuo thought about, Hyakkimaru found another way.

Saiki Kusuo recalled for a second.

【Oh, it's a man named Nakahara Chuya. 】

[The orange-haired boy who was beaten twice by you and treated like a demon god is a rare good person, but it's a pity that he got mixed up. 】

Hyakkimaru stood in a daze opposite Dazai Osamu, and slowly covered his face.

Oh my god.

He was chasing Osamu Dazai, who has no distinction between good and evil, and he was chasing the kind-hearted Chuya Nakahara!

Wait, who is his father-in-law?

Under the cruel reality, Hyakkimaru cried and asked Saiki Kusuo one last question.

【My father-in-law...】

[A middle-aged uncle named Mori Ogai. 】

Saiki Kusuo is not a devil either, he spoke objectively, and did not tell Hyakkimaru directly: You are surrounded by literary giants and writers, the cat who treats you well is Natsume Soseki, and the person who passed you at a glance is Edogawa Ranpo, who wants to The person who rescued you was Fukuzawa Yukichi. These people you know can gather together to play cards at a table.

Hyakkimaru quickly found a safe corner, picked up the quilt, covered his head, and escaped from life.

Don't... want to... live...

Dororo's father = bandit leader = doctor = Mori Ogai = port mafia leader.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

With a sigh, Osamu Dazai put down the book, slowly took out the phone, clicked on the recording file stored in it, and a burst of red-faced panting and begging for mercy came out of it.

How could Hyakkimaru feel that there is only so much black history?

Obviously——it’s enough to get used to it after being ashamed.

"what……"

"Dororo! Don't play it!!!"

Hyakkimaru, who is at the stage of online dating with Osamu Dazai, directly rushed over to grab the phone.

Osamu Dazai was thrown to the ground by him, hid the phone behind his waist, teased his lover and said, "Since you want to break up with me, what do you care about these things?"

"I didn't want to break up with you!" Hyakkimaru was extremely ashamed, and had no choice but to say, "You are the one who lied to me!"

Osamu Dazai opened his innocent but meaningful eyes, "Where did I lie to you?"

Hyakkimaru said aggrievedly: "You are a man."

Osamu Dazai asked three times: "Who will hug me first, who wants to sleep with me, and who wants to be wrong?"

Hyakkimaru was dumbfounded, it was him.

After seeing that he had no intention of breaking up, Osamu Dazai pursed his lips even more aggrieved than him.

"If you catch someone, you don't want me anymore, scumbag."

"……I do not have."

Hyakkimaru's rebuttal was weak, his heart was pierced by Dazai Luoluo's words, and his conscience ached.

"If I were a girl, would you like me?" Osamu Dazai asked him.

"I don't know..." Hyakkimaru was at a loss.

This is Osamu Dazai!

Hyakkimaru went to close his eyes and give up his eyesight, but he couldn't open his mind before, as if he lost the power to spy on the soul and life if he had reality.

However, when the world was dark, he was surrounded by Dororo's relaxing breath.

Open your eyes, Osamu Dazai.

Close your eyes, Dororo.

Hyakkimaru struggles to find that the difference between the sweetheart and Hei Ni is a pair of eyes.

【He is my Dororo. 】

It's just that this Dororo can speak loli, act like a baby, and the black mud in his stomach can spit out a fragrant breath.

The black-haired boy quietly observed Osamu Dazai on the tatami for a long time, his expression was empty, and his sense of alienation from him was unknowingly reduced by half. He lowered his head to smell the scent of Osamu Dazai's neck.

He could smell Osamu Dazai's light body odor, without the smell of blood and medicine.

His Dororo——

In order not to hurt myself, not to commit suicide.

"Dororo..."

"Ah."

"I...know you in a previous life...I'm afraid that you will become what I know..."

"What?"

"A suicidal man who invites beautiful women to die in love and is possessed by a poor god."

"...Tch, I'm not him."

What kind of martyrdom to women, poor god, Osamu Dazai never admits that he is such a person, probably a certain Osamu Dazai from a parallel time and space discredited his image and entrapped the relationship between him and Hyakkimaru!

Dazai Osamu held Hyakkimaru's face in his hands, he knew tenderness at a young age, even if he barely learned it.

"I'm 15 years old, and it's just right for me to fall in love."

Mouth sweet~.

What Hyakkimaru saw was not a juvenile mackerel, but the best Osamu Dazai in all parallel time and space.

His Dazai Luoluo.

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PS: Hyakkimaru's physical fitness is very strong. His loincloth has been drawn in the anime. Ahem, you can compare it.

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【Zai's Little Theater】

Osamu Dazai: I'm the cutest!

Leader Zai: Shameless, I don't know what kind of person you are?

Osamu Dazai: What does it have to do with you keyboard man?

Chief Zai: Tsk.

Osamu Dazai: Who is the suicidal man who invites a beautiful woman to die in love and is possessed by a poor god?

Leader Zai: It's not me, @武令杀

Wu Zhenzai: Thank you, I feel offended.

Osamu Dazai: You grew up to be such a bad adult? ? ?

Wu Jingzai: Don't you know?

Osamu Dazai: No!

Leader Zai (louder): I don't invite women to die in love!I am not poor!Super rich!No time for suicide!

Buteizai: ... (Did I mutate in parallel time and space?)