How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

New script: Dazai the male protagonist, and a hundred ghosts as the female protagonist.

Ignoring the natural disasters and man-made disasters outside, Hyakkimaru is looking for the demon god wholeheartedly.

When it stopped raining, Osamu Dazai used the wisdom of modern people to teach the people in the village to dig water sources, build small reservoirs, and grow drought-resistant foods, such as potatoes, eggplants, and tomatoes. He also brought many suitable seeds with him.

The woods were dry and a fire broke out. Osamu Dazai repaired the buffer zone in advance and took precautions against several natural disasters that threatened this fragile small village.

Where landslides are prone to landslides and falling gravel, Osamu Dazai asked someone to hang up easy-to-understand warning signs to let the villagers bypass this section of the road, or funded the construction of a safe and smooth road.Mio, Dororo, and other orphans became Dazai Osamu's best messenger and errand boy, responsible for communicating and negotiating with the villagers.

After a period of time, Osamu Dazai gained a high reputation in the village. With Shouhai's acquiescence, he got along like a fish in water in ancient times as the other party's daughter-in-law, and stabilized the rear of Hyakkimaru.

If there is anything that is really difficult to solve, he will call Saiki Kusuo directly.

Saiki Kusuo's reluctance to intervene in the changes of this world does not mean that he will ignore the sufferings of the villagers, especially his food is taken care of by Osamu Dazai, who helped him several times and became an unknown god.

And Osamu Dazai became a person blessed by the gods.

[You want to win people's hearts and rebel? 】

"No no, Sai Mu-kun, I want to give Hyakkimaru a piece of pure land, at least with me, the people in the village can't foolishly treat Hyakkimaru as a demon and a sinner."

Dazai Osamu's mind-reading skills came into play again, answering Saiki Kusuo's face while busy with infrastructure construction.

[What if there are still such idiots? 】

"I have no choice but to sacrifice the idiot, strengthen the power of the demon god, and let Hyakkimaru gain the power of the demon god."

Killing two birds with one stone, Osamu Dazai's mind was so bad that it was bubbling.

Saiki Kusuo was silent: Here is a "wife" who doesn't care whether Hyakkimaru is a demon god or not.

Hyakkimaru will come back after going out for a while, with a strong smell of blood on his body, he can't control the idea of ​​killing, but he has never hurt innocent people, he just vented his anger and hatred on evil things and demon gods.With the guidance of the Two-dimensional God, before the arrival of September, he killed another Nue who was suspected of being a demon god, but the monster that did not drop any organs, turned himself into a rich red flame in his mind.

This kind of thing makes Hyakkimaru collapse, why is there no organ?

Did he kill the wrong Demon God?

Is the system giving wrong information?

Or, was the world deceiving him and there was a huge problem in the process of returning the organs?

He was stained with blood and worked hard to kill monsters, not only failed to save himself, but also made his pure white soul as filthy as the demon god, which made Hyakkimaru unacceptable.The information clearly states: 【Ne, looks like a chimera mixed with various animals, the organs taken are the left arm and the right arm. 】

Where did his left and right arms go! ! !

Whenever Hyakkimaru goes out confidently, he returns home with his tail between his legs like a bullied puppy.Osamu Dazai did not spoil Hyakkimaru as much as the other party's adoptive father, and wished he could raise his weapon to help Hyakkimaru beat the demon. He hoped that Hyakkimaru would focus on happiness and not lose his sense of normalcy for the sake of the demon.

Osamu Dazai always comforted Hyakkimaru's soul, telling him: "I don't care about those things. Someone is chasing you, and you fight back. There is a demon god in front of your eyes. Go ahead and kill. I'll wait for you to recover."

Finally, one day in September, Hyakkimaru hugged Dororo tremblingly.

"Dororo, did I do something wrong?"

"Why do you think so?"

In order to stay in ancient times, Osamu Dazai, who took a long vacation on the way, asked casually, touched the skin of Hyakkimaru, and suppressed the power of the demon god that was constantly accumulated in Hyakkimaru.

"Disqualification in the World" has no effect on the flesh and blood of monsters, but it is effective on alien energy.

Hyakkimaru is extremely concerned about the color of his own flame, afraid that he will degenerate into a demon without knowing it, obviously what he did is the right thing, who is wrong, "...I became so red...it's all red ...Before I defeated the Demon God, I only had some little red glows on my body..."

Osamu Dazai said: "I can't see the color you mentioned, and you are you in my eyes."

Hyakkimaru has been isolated from the world for too long, lacking a correct understanding of the world and himself, and completely believes in Dororo.

"Dororo... am I not dirty?"

"No."

Such an answer made Hyakkimaru's heart settle down.

He leaned on Dororo's shoulder extremely exhausted, and within a minute, he breathed steadily and fell asleep.

Dazai Osamu touched Hyakkimaru's ponytail, and after his shoulders became sore, he transferred Hyakkimaru to the tatami bed, and Hyakkimaru was like an insecure child, grabbing the corner of his clothes and holding on to him in his sleep .Osamu Dazai hated all uncertain factors, but also liked his fragile posture, his heart softened, he got into the bed, and let his silly doll have a warm pillow.

[Main task: Crusade against the twelve demon gods (11/12). 】

……

Two consecutive demon gods do not drop organs.

Osamu Dazai found Saiki Kusuo and asked about the authenticity of the two demon gods. Saiki Kusuo found the Demon Temple through Daigo Jingguang's heart sound, and expressed the answer by drawing pictures on the ground.

What he painted were the twelve god statues in the demon temple, nine of which were broken.

[It's the real thing. 】

Saiki Kusuo confirmed that Hyakkimaru did not kill wrongly.

"Since there is nothing wrong with them, there is something wrong with the rest of the Demon Gods." Dazai Osamu's eyes were cold, and he remembered the clay paintings on the ground. Saiki Kusuo's painting skills were extremely realistic, close to the photos of the Demon God Temple taken by his mobile phone , there are three demon gods with different postures on it, and the image of the largest demon god is extremely distorted, as if imitating Avalokitesvara.

Saiki Kusuo gave the information: [In the Demon God Temple, the largest Demon God has a heartbeat. 】

Osamu Dazai suddenly said: "Alive?!"

The pink-haired high school student was watching dramas with his mother during the holidays, and nodded calmly.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai figured it out, "There is a living demon hidden in the demon temple, and it is the most powerful. After it found that the statue of the demon continued to shatter, it began to snatch the food from the mouths of other demons. , causing Hyakkimaru to be unable to obtain the corresponding organs after the death of other demon gods."

Saiki Kusuo: [? 】

Osamu Dazai continued: "It can't go out, it should be sealed inside."

Saiki Kusuo: [? ? 】

Osamu Dazai is analyzing the origin of the sacrifice: "Among the demon gods that Hyakkimaru met, only the village chief Bandai is good at bewitching others, and she was the first to recognize the origin of Hyakkimaru. But her strength is limited, not enough to become one of the twelve The leader of the Demon God, most of her hostility towards Hyakkimaru is due to her failure to eat him, not her fear of his strength, even before that, she knew nothing about Hyakkimaru."

Saiki Kusuo: [? ? ? 】

Osamu Dazai came to the conclusion: "The last demon god in the shape of a thousand hands may be the mastermind behind the attack on Hyakkimaru. It foresaw the special features of Hyakkimaru, but it could not escape from the sealed place, so it had to use human power to kill it." Hyakkimaru. If my guess is correct, its next step is to let the Daigo Kingdom fully encircle and suppress Hyakkimaru."

"The death of Hyakkimaru, or the fall of Hyakkimaru, is the victory of the Demon God."

"On the contrary, the demon god dies, and the human race wins. Hyakkimaru restores a healthy posture and purifies his own soul. With his character, he will not just walk away. He will go to calm the world of demons and ghosts!"

"He is the savior of the world."

Jumping all the way down, Osamu Dazai guessed the truth completely.

The brown-haired boy raised his mouth and leaned against the wall of the thatched cottage, his heart jumped up a little, "I seem to have found the hope of the world to be my boyfriend."

"Saiki-kun, thank you and Hyakkimaru for providing so much useful information."

Saiki Kusuo deeply felt that the other party bribed the screenwriter and was promoted to director, so he was eager to tamper with the script.

How come a script for killing monsters and upgrading is full of conspiracy and tricks.

Can't you be your vase heroine!

"What kind of joke are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai glanced at him suspiciously, "In this script, I am the main breadwinner, and Hyakkimaru is a self-improvement princess who lives among the people."

Saiki Kusuo's vision was blurred, and he could hardly see the real script clearly.

mom.

This script sounds terrible.

Saiki Kusuo wrote on the ground: 【Do you dare to tell Hyakkimaru that his Dororo is a boy? 】

Osamu Dazai smiled but said nothing.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to understand the connotation of the black mud spirit, so he mourned for Hyakkimaru. Don't find out the gender on the bed. This is too exciting, and it may leave a psychological shadow for the rest of his life.

Saiki Kusuo took a step back, intending to disappear, but he was summoned by Osamu Dazai.

"Qi Mu-jun, there are still three demon gods short, where is the next nearest demon god?"

【Devil Map.jpg】

Kusuo A Dream never disappoints.

Osamu Dazai squatted in front of the map to calculate the distance, and Kusuo Qiki waved his hand to say goodbye without raising his head.

Saiki Kusuo left indifferently: [I am a tool man. 】

but.

Play to your heart's content, cut the knife less, and let him and his mother watch the plot for a while longer.

Just be sure - not too bloody.

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Hyakkimaru: I am the hero!

Osamu Dazai: Alright, Ananda is the hero~, I will change the script for Ananda!

Hyakkimaru: Dororo is the heroine!

Osamu Dazai: Well...

Saiki Kusuo: He is going to change you into his wife.

Hundred Ghost Pills:? ? ? ?

Osamu Dazai: Hyakkimaru~, will you marry me?

Hyakkimaru (blush+hesitation): It's not impossible to get married...

Shoukai: Hyakkimaru!

Hyakkimaru: Dad, I married for love.

Shou Hai (shuddering): Only you can marry him, absolutely not him to marry you.

Hyakkimaru: Huh?

Osamu Dazai: Do you agree or not?

Hyakkimaru: Good.

Shou Hai: ...

Saiki Kusuo: ...

The rounding up of this chapter is that Osamu Dazai peeked at the script again, discussing the plot with the cheats of the crew.

Osamu Dazai: =v=

Saiki Kusuo: Thank you for the invitation. I didn't discuss it with him. He was talking alone.