What would a normal Mahayana casual cultivator do before crossing the catastrophe

When the puppet Wantong was wrapping up on the set, Qinan was planning to take Mr. Yi Hong to make a snowman on the next door to the Kinuo star.

In this small world, there are two planets that gave birth to life, one is Cape where they are now, and the other is Kino, which is a little farther away.The climate in Capet is hot and there is no snow all year round, so building a snowman with your lover has become the most romantic thing in the hearts of Capet people.

Two inexperienced relationship rookies feel that what is said on the Internet makes sense, and decide to strictly implement this dating strategy.

So when Mr. Manager finished handling the chores and discovered that "Wan Qiduan" was missing, they were already on the Kino planet.

"Wan Qiduan!" The agent on the optical brain's side was horrified and collapsed, "Why do I call you, it will be an interstellar long-distance call! You fucking explain to me!!!"

Of course, because it was too tiring to control the puppet from too far away, the comrade puppet who was in charge of making money went to the corner to lie dead, and now he was the one who answered the communication.

Qinan pulled his hair, coughed lightly, and stretched his hand around Yu Hong's neck: "My brother and I are going to take a quick trip, so, um, you understand."

Manager: "I'm fucking you @#R#@&^%$^#%$#%!!!"

Qinan withdrew his hand to silence the light brain, and secretly glanced at Yu Hong's face from the corner of his eye.

The same recipe, the same taste, and the same paralyzed face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years.

Qinan poked Yuhong cowardly: "Then what, I'm sorry."

Hey, Mr. Manager, can't you not use your name when you scold someone? It's not good to always implicate the innocent Mr. Jianjun.

Yu Hong: "...It's okay."

Qinan rubbed the tip of his nose with his knuckles, and struggled for a while, not knowing what else to say.At this moment, the agent on the time screen had already stopped to breathe heavily with his face flushed, so Qinan quietly turned on his voice again, and said sincerely: "Anyway, the filming of the filming is over, so there is no problem with traveling."

The manager almost couldn't catch his breath: "Did you forget that you have to cooperate with the promotion!"

Jinan: "Hmm..."

He tried hard to think about the drama contract that he didn't read seriously before, and found that there really seemed to be such a clause.

After being stuck for two seconds, Qinan quickly reacted: "I remember, it doesn't matter, we are preparing to participate in the interstellar ice sculpture competition on Kino, we can directly use their recorded programs to promote it."

broker:? ? ?You're a fucking mudslide genius.

The deal was done, and the manager had no choice but to quickly contact the company's staff on Chino Star to help him deal with the aftermath remotely.

Qinan hung up the communication, couldn't help feeling amused, and said to Yu Hong: "Hey, I don't know if Mr. Manager regrets signing me."

The Interstellar Ice Sculpture Contest is an annual event held by Chino Planet. As a feature of the planet, its schedule video will be edited after the competition and broadcast on the Interstellar Channel. It is also a relatively famous program.

But Jinan will sign up for this competition...

Because of its 100 million winner bonus.

Finally, when the program is broadcast, the effect that the audience sees is as follows:

Thousands of giant ice cubes with a height of one meter were scattered on a flat ground covered with thick snow. After entering the field, other contestants took out multi-functional electric ice sculpture tools and design drawings, and "Wan Qiduan" He and his brother looked at each other holding the original knife provided by the program group.

The other contestants were working hard; "Wan Qiduan" quietly ran out alone to scout out the enemy, but bumped into a group of half-grown emperor penguin cubs on the way, so he happily squatted in the penguin group and stroked the penguins for three hours .

The other contestants figured out the general shape of the ice sculpture. "Wan Qiduan" looked around, and then went back to talk to his brother, and then his brother took the original knife and carved it out first in the audience. built a building.

And the guy "Wan Qiduan" stayed in the water and played in the snow not far away the whole time.

The audience looked dumbfounded.

[Lick, lick, little brother Wancheng is the most handsome! 】

[No, what's the matter with this little fresh meat?Playing penguins at an ice sculpture contest? ? ? 】

【Oh my god, is that brother of his cheating on him, he can cut ice into that shape with a small knife?Everyone uses electric drills! ! ! 】

[It's confirmed, this is paving the way for his brother who is about to debut. 】

[Ah, ah, handsome twins, I can! ! ! 】

[Mist grass, has anyone seen his ice sculpture, absolutely! 】

[My God, is Duan Duan actually on the scene?Why didn't I see him! ! ! 】

【Ah, look at that hand, that hand, I'm suffocating! 】

The final winners were undoubtedly awarded to "Wan Qiduan" and his unknown twin brother, and no one raised any objections.

At the same time, Qinan was also sitting on the sofa in the hotel, crossing his arms and looking at the finished ice sculpture displayed on the huge light screen.

It was a sculpture about two meters high. The base was an inverted mountain with a wide top and a narrow bottom, and an extremely delicate palace complex was built on the top.

It was built from that meter-high block of ice that was split and joined together with some compacted snow.Although the total volume is not huge, it inexplicably gives people a sense of majesty, the beauty is extremely beautiful, and it is also extremely shocking.

However, on the platform of its building complex, there is also a small flower made of snow, which weakens its shock a lot, and instead adds a bit of weird contrast.

Qinan looked at it with his head propped up for a while, and also thought it was a little funny.

Yu Hong said that it was the Floating Fairy Mountain of Huangtian Sword Gate, and that flower...was the Qishanyue he pinched.Originally, he wanted to throw away the flower that he made casually, but in the end, Yu Hong refused to let it go, and it ended up like this.

This young master is really...

"Ding dong."

Qinan was slightly taken aback, and got up to answer the communication application at the door.

"Hello, Mr. Wancheng, your courier has arrived. Do I need to deliver it for you?"

Qinan was a little inexplicable.He didn't buy anything, could it be that Yu Hong bought it?

The things were quickly delivered to the door of the room by the robot. When Qinan opened the door, he was surprised to find that there were more than a dozen packages, and they were not small.After signing for the courier, he casually swept it with his consciousness, and the expression on his face froze immediately.

Behind him, Ye Hong's voice sounded: "Gift."

Qinan slowly looked back at him.

Yue Hong was half leaning on the door frame of the balcony, the golden sunlight cast a golden veil on him.He looked here intently and asked, "Do you like it?"

For a moment, Qinan felt that he even forgot to breathe.

He blinked, raised the corners of his lips and asked, "I like it. I've been staring at these top-notch instruments for a long time. But they cost tens of millions... Where did you get so much money?"

Yihong said: "You can earn money by speculating in stocks."

Qinan: "...that's amazing, Lord Sword Lord."

I don't know if it's because of the sunlight, but those cold and distant light gray eyes seemed to be warmed too, giving Qinan the illusion that he was smiling.

Obviously he never mentioned to Yao Hong that he wanted these things.

Really...

Really...

Qinan looked away, reached out to touch the packaging boxes of those utensils, and suddenly said without thinking: "Yu Hong, you think I should wait until I am five hundred years old to pass the catastrophe?"

"Why?" Yu Hong was puzzled.

"Because..." Qinan said jokingly, "Because the success of crossing the catastrophe seems to depend on fate. And I will be [-] years old next year, you see how unlucky the number four is—"

Yihong: "..."

Qinan raised his eyes to look at him, continued to smile and said, "If I pass the calamity at this age, maybe there will be some strange demons that lead to my death. If I wait for 100 years to pass the calamity, maybe the demons will be trapped in my heart." Could be less."

Yihong: "..."

The eldest young master stood up straight, his eyes looked a little wronged: "I have already promised to lend you the inner demon realm of Huangtian Sword Gate."

The demon realm of Huangtian Sword Gate is the most perfect demon realm in the source world, it can almost excavate all the demons of the monks.

With it, it is almost impossible to fail the robbery.

Qinan paused for a moment, then asked with a smile: "Do you really hope that I will overcome the catastrophe as soon as possible?"

"……Um."

Qinan brushed his hair, and smiled indifferently, "Okay, then I'll study these tools, and I'll go back to Huangtian Sword Gate with you next month, how about it?"

"it is good."