What would a normal Mahayana casual cultivator do before crossing the catastrophe

The script chosen by Mr. Agent is actually a big production.

Originally, the role of the male third was not for Qinan, but the original male third had a good relationship with Han Yunbo, and now he was involved in a drug abuse incident, so the position of the male third was vacated.

The crew had already started filming for half a month, and they didn't have time to carefully select a male third, so they found Wan Qiduan, who is very popular nowadays.

The role of Luo Bingyu is set in an iceberg. If an actor has acting skills, he can perform very well, but even if he doesn't have acting skills, as long as he can be sullen and handsome, he won't be much worse.Therefore, when Mr. Manager approached the crew, the director agreed without much hesitation.

Because of this, Qinan was picked up by the manager to report to the crew at dawn the next day.

"Hurry up, put things here, where's the lighting engineer? Come here, the lighting engineer."

"The props group is ready, and then check whether there is any problem with the part they are responsible for."

"Is the miniature magnetic booster fully charged?"

……

Amidst the noise, Qinan followed the studio assistant into the dressing room.

There were already people in the public dressing room, and they didn't pay much attention when they heard newcomers coming in. Only a few of them caught sight of Qinan's profile in the reflection of the mirror, and they were stunned by surprise.

"Weini, this is the new male third, the director asked you to put on some makeup for him." The studio assistant shouted.

Not long after, a young woman with blond wavy hair came over with a cosmetic box. Her gaze was a little casual at first, but her attitude changed instantly after seeing Qinan's face.

Seeing her staring at him, Qinan gave her a friendly smile.

Winnie's face turned red all of a sudden.

Qinan was used to this kind of situation, pretending not to see it, and reminded in a gentle voice: "I leave my makeup to you."

"Okay, okay." Winnie frantically went to look through her makeup box.

Then Qinan withdrew his gaze and quietly stared at himself in the mirror.

The person in the mirror is both familiar and unfamiliar, obviously he made the face exactly the same as Yao Hong himself, but there is an inexplicably different feeling.

No wonder, after all, it is common sense that a monk's appearance will be affected by his spirit.

Qinan half-closed her eyes and sat on the chair, letting the makeup artist smear on her face.It's not uncommon for men to paint and paint in the source world. Although he doesn't usually like to do this, it's not too repulsive at this time.

But the problem is that the makeup time is too long.

Qinan stayed up for more than an hour, and finally managed to wait until the makeup artist finished tossing his face.He thought he would be relieved, but who would have thought that after washing her hands, she turned around and came back to mess with his hair.

Qinan: "..." Alas.

Seriously, the monk's hairstyle is not so complicated.

Most of the time, he usually just tied a ponytail with cloth strips, and occasionally he would go out and run around with his hair disheveled.Even a big sect monk like Yuhong would not normally wear complicated hairstyles, at most he would use more ornate hair crowns.

After all, what monks value most is strength, appearance and so on... In the Origin Realm where there are as many ethnic groups as there are stars, it is really not a big deal.

On the contrary, in the kingdom of mortals, Qinan had seen strange and creative costumes and hairstyles.

In contrast, the short hair that is common in the small world is not surprising.

The make-up artist first fiddled with him for a long time, twisting and twisting half of his hair, fixed it with a light blue hair crown and hairpin, and then went around to the front to fiddle with the broken hair on his forehead.

Qinan watched helplessly as she brushed up all her broken hair, and then pulled out a lump on the left side to make a particularly asymmetrical slanted bang.

Jinan: "..."

Qinan held back, he didn't say anything.

Another half hour later.

Sitting on a chair, Qinan looked at "Yaohong Sword Lord" who had become at least [-]% uglier in the mirror, feeling a little complicated.

I have wronged you, Mr. Yi Hongjian.

When you leave this small world, brother, I will definitely make you a few more batches of pills as compensation.

After finally getting his head done, the makeup artist went to the props team to get him a costume.Qinan took the opportunity to stand up and move around, and by the way, he also took a look at the makeup of the other actors around him.

Then he found that compared with other people, the makeup on his face was so thin.

The heroine on the left has acne, and the foundation on her face is smeared, about 0.2mm thick.

The male number one on the right has a thick long-haired wig on his head, and a thick layer of foundation at the junction; at the same time, in order to show the feeling of "evil, charming and wild", he was also harassed Vibrant purple eyeshadow.

A little farther away is the male number two, who looks a bit like Luo Bingyi's glamorous master - this actor's eyes are a bit small, in order to cover up this deficiency, the make-up artist painted him a very thick dark Cyan eyeliner, and mascara to make his eyelashes at least a centimeter long fly legs.

Qinan couldn't bear to look directly and looked back.

Omg.

People in this small world have weird aesthetics.

However, when he was called to change into costumes and came out to see the new hairstyles of this group of people, he realized that he was still too naive.

Seventeen gaudy hairpins were inserted into the head of the male lead, looking like a mature porcupine; on both sides of the female lead's face were two strands of long hair that she didn't know what to think about, dragging from her forehead all the way to her waist , three wigs the size of a head were coiled up on the back of his head, covered with golden decorative flowers; Master Shizun’s male second was fine, but I don’t know why it looks like he hasn’t washed his hair for a long time, so a tree grows on his head. pine.

Qinan felt that he had to take back his previous idea that the aesthetics of this small world were not strange.

Just like this, it can definitely be firmly ranked among the top three strange human shapes he has seen in his 400 years of life!

He tried his best to keep a sullen face, and walked out of the dressing room to calm down while reciting 150 million silently.The director who was still talking to the screenwriter saw him, his eyes lit up immediately, and he came over and said, "Wan Tuduan, how are you preparing, have you recited all the lines of today's script?"

Qinan took up the job urgently, so the director didn't have high demands on him. He was even mentally prepared that he couldn't recite his lines, and he would read one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and then dub later.Unexpectedly, Qinan said, "I've memorized them all, so it should be fine."

The director was startled, and immediately flipped through the script and quizzed him a few sentences.

Of course Qinan said everything.

The director was even more pleasantly surprised. He felt that he had found a treasure, so he couldn't help giving some more instructions, and then suddenly found a dark brown cloth strip tied around Qinan's neck. Is it? The colors don’t seem to match well.”

Qinan was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and then explained with a smile: "No, this is my own. If you think the color doesn't match, I can change it to a lighter color."

The director wondered: "Is there any particularity about this, can't you take it down?"

Qinan was silent for two seconds, then said casually: "It's nothing special, but my family was poor when I was young, so my mother tore a piece of cloth from my clothes and embroidered a longevity lock on it for me to wear. Later, I got used to it, so it’s not impossible to pick it off.”

The words he used are a bit strange, and now Capet Star's social security benefits are not bad, and the director doesn't know what the circumstances are for this person to have that kind of experience.

After struggling for a moment, the director coughed lightly, and said, "Then change to a light blue one, and you don't have to take it off."

"Okay." Qinan replied with a smile.

……

After filming for three consecutive days, Qinan couldn't take it anymore.

For him, the role of Luo Bingyu, the male third character, is really easy to act. After getting familiar with the lens and the built-in magnetic thruster used to shoot mid-air scenes, he can basically do it all over again, which won the director's praise Absolutely.

However, his role is often played with other actors. There is no problem on his side, but there are many problems with other actors, and he has to repeat it several times or even dozens of times.

So Qinan took out the puppet in his storage bag overnight and changed the structure of the inscription. From then on, he only needed to focus on controlling it on the puppet to waste time with those actors, and he could continue to stay in the crew room. Study something you are interested in.

And every few days, he would start a live broadcast after the puppet returned to his room at night, and while collecting some money to buy materials, he would also follow the agent's instructions to maintain his popularity.

"How did the crew feel about filming?" Qinan distracted himself from thinking about the mechanical structure diagram with the small window on the side, and at the same time randomly picked a question from the barrage and answered it with the stereotype given by the agent, "I don't have any thoughts, everyone is very good. , filming is not too difficult, haha, I look forward to meeting you on TV."

He turned off the structure diagram, and clicked on the two diagrams of circuit structure analysis and the secret pattern of the source world to compare: "... Is the box lunch unpalatable? It's okay, anyway, as long as you don't starve to death."

Qinan began to search for the price of the highest-precision chemical experiment equipment in Capet Star, and felt a bit of a toothache looking at the prices ranging from six to nine figures.He grinned, and silently switched to a slightly inferior instrument and began to choose: "Long hair... Well, it's just because I think it looks better this way. It's not because I want to sign up for the selection of immortals seven years later."

He answered the question without distraction, his eyes almost drifting to the shopping interface.However, due to the optical brain, the audience didn't find anything wrong, they just thought that the camera was placed crookedly.

"Okay, it's almost here today, we..."

Just when Qinan was about to reach out to turn off the live broadcast interface, suddenly a huge firework exploded on the screen, and then an aircraft carrier whizzed past the center dragging a line of large characters with colorful glare.

This is the most expensive tipping gift on this live streaming site, converted into currency...it's about 10 yuan.

The hand on the Qinanguan interface paused, subconsciously looking at the line.

"A lot of money to ask the anchor to say goodbye to wink!!!!!!"

Qinan stared at the line for a moment, and finally succumbed to the nine-figure price tag of the experimental equipment.He was not very proficient, so he blinked his right eye at the camera stiffly, then continued to reach out to close the interface: "See you the day after tomorrow."

At this moment, the closed door behind him suddenly popped open with a "tick".

Immediately afterwards, in the last scene before the screen went black, the audience in the live broadcast room saw the terrified expression of "Wan Qiduan"—and a man who looked exactly like him appeared behind the door.

Ten minutes later, a trending search hit the top spot.

#Shock! "Wanqiduan" explores Wanqiduan at night! #