Born to be a showman

Mr. Gu took Feng Xiaobao to play in his favorite sand pile. One person and one dog were very happy to grab a ball. They were very involved. They completely entered their two-person world. No one could get in. Director Lin smiled. Pass by.

Squatting beside Feng Xiaobao and saying hello: "Xiaobao, come here, let uncle see you!"

Feng Xiaobao very spiritually threw down the bewildered Mr. Gu, ran up to Director Lin and squatted down, and stuffed the ball into Director Lin's hand with a flattering expression.

It was full of Feng Xiaobao's saliva, and Director Lin said without disdain: "Xiaobao is playing by himself!"

Feng Xiaobao meowed happily.

Director Lin casually said to Feng Xiaobao: "Come shake hands!"

Looking at Director Lin's outstretched hand, Feng Xiaobao's big eyes showed the meaning of "Human beings are so naive", and slowly stretched out a front paw to touch Director Lin's hand, and soon Take it back.

It seems that this game is too childish and boring.

Director Lin encouraged Feng Xiaobao to tickle Feng Xiaobao's chin like a child. Feng Xiaobao quickly succumbed to the superb massage skills of human beings and meowed at Director Lin.

Director Lin played with Feng Xiaobao again, squatting down, standing up, looking left and right, and Feng Xiaobao completed them one by one under Mr. Gu's angry eyes.

Mr. Gu squatted by the side to see the two of them having fun, and shouted: "Okay Feng Xiaobao, who eats inside and out, how kind I am to you, let you eat the most expensive rations, sleep in the most luxurious kennel, with diamonds The dog leash, and ask the hostess to help you take a bath twice a day, are you just trying to please others!?"

Xiao Gu always felt that this was an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf.

angry.

Under Mr. Gu's angry eyes, Director Lin smiled and took out a stack of cards with numbers and patterns on them, put them in front of Feng Xiaobao, and told Feng Xiaobao coaxingly: "Xiaobao, if you can learn Identify the things on these cards, and I will give Jiang Chiyue a day off and let him go out with you to play! OK?"

Mr. Gu was shocked, and blurted out to Director Lin: "You are quite old, I advise you to watch less unrealistic sci-fi movies."

After thinking for a while, I added: "You should read less online literary works, that is, novels, that have too many brain openings."

Even with some earnest meaning, Xiao Gu always felt that he was more sincere than ever: "Cherish the hard-won good time, even if it's going to the park to play Tai Chi with old men and women!"

Director Lin looked at Mr. Gu with the eyes of a bear child, and he didn't take his quarrel at all. He continued to discuss with Feng Xiaobao: "Come on, uncle will teach you twice first, and we will continue to teach you tomorrow when everyone is training. Don't worry. Uncle trusts your smartest dog."

Feng Xiaobao raised his head proudly, but couldn't help but nod.

Xiao Gu who watched always doubted life.

Just squatting next to each other, staring blankly at the interaction between a person and a dog: "This is 1, and this is 2. This is plum blossom, and this is chrysanthemum!"

"Meow."

"Hey, it's okay, don't rush me, the next one is coming soon, and we will review it later."

"Meow."

Xiao Gu suspects that he is living in a different dimension, and the two people in front of him who can communicate without any obstacles are creatures of the same dimension.

An hour later, Mr. Gu was already numb, and he was still playing with sand with a small shovel next to him, doubting his life. Finally, when Feng Xiaobao went back to sleep, he meowed at Mr. Gu who was in a daze, and dragged him The general's clothes corner walked back, and a few claws kept digging on the ground, showing a resolute refusal to continue studying with Director Lin.

Director Lin put away the card with a lot of interest, patted Feng Xiaobao's head, got up and wiped off the dirt on his buttocks, turned around and waved to the two brothers, leaving a young and Dangerous back for the two brothers.

Mr. Gu complained: "Made! Labor and management say that this director is not serious, and you have watched too many young and Dangerous movies!"

He lowered his head and looked at Feng Xiaobao very sadly: "I'm sorry for you, I want to play games with a mentally handicapped director, let's go, let's go back to sleep!"

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Mr. Gu told Jiang Chiyue about it: "Do you think Director Lin is out of business? It's good to have this time to think about the shot, or to have a drink with Director Qin! Even by yourself It's okay to adopt a retired police dog from the police dog center, why should we let our Xiaobao toss it all by himself?"

Jiang Chiyue was still reading, didn't raise her head when she heard the words, and dealt with him lazily: "I will pay attention to Xiaobao's mental health, and after lunch tomorrow, I will make an appointment with the professional animal doctor at the Police Dog Training Center to examine him .”

Xiao Gu always felt that Jiang Chiyue didn't get angry and surprised, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only play games by himself.

Unexpectedly, after two hours of training the next morning, during a break, Director Lin called out from a distance: "Xiao Jiang, Xiao Gu, come here."

The two looked at each other, and saw doubts in each other's eyes. When the two approached, they found a group of cardboard cards lined up in front of Feng Xiaobao.

Director Lin's face was stained with a layer of blush, and a fine layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.The two of them still wondered if they were lying under the tree and blowing the cool breeze, is it so hot?

Mr. Gu looked at the familiar card, and pointed at Director Lin with trembling fingers: "I thought you were joking, but I didn't expect you to even let a dog go!"

Director Lin smiled and ignored him, and touched Feng Xiaobao who was squatting on the ground, his voice was so gentle that he could pinch water.

"Xiaobao, come on, let's use our strength to tell others who is the smartest and cutest dog in the world!"

While the two were in a daze, Director Lin pulled out four cards from a row of cards - 1, +, 3, =.

They were placed on the ground in order, and then, Feng Xiaobao stuck out his tongue and pulled out a bright red Arabic numeral - 4 from a long row of cards.

Jiang Chiyue was silent.

Mr. Gu was speechless.

Jiang Chiyue thought for a while, knelt down and patted Feng Xiaobao's head, imitating Director Lin, and took out a few more from it—6, -, 3, =.

Place them in front of Feng Xiaobao in order.

The scene was unprecedentedly quiet for a moment.

Feng Xiaobao didn't seem to notice it at all, and simply pulled out a card from the card - 3.

Mr. Gu didn't quite believe that his brother's IQ was so high, so he tested it himself and confirmed again and again: "Director Lin, to be honest, you really didn't tamper with the cards? I know that some acrobatic troupes do tricks and make animals do similar things. The performance, but this is very harmful to the animals themselves, if you admit it now, I will forgive your despicable behavior!"

Director Lin smiled very complacently, and rubbed Feng Xiaobao in his arms, and Feng Xiaobao squinted his eyes comfortably and meowed.

Only then did he look advanced, and said complacently: "Our little treasure is smart, Lao Qin came here to watch the field this afternoon, and I decided to wait for Xiaobao to wake up from his nap, and then take him to the police dog training center for experts to test him, and then Start teaching him Chinese characters!"

Jiang Chiyue: "..."

Gu Yanshu: "..."

Jiang Chiyue, the temporary dog ​​owner, looked at Feng Xiaobao for a long time before dryly saying, "I wish you all a good time."

The two walked back to the training ground with deep thoughts.

I thought it was just a conversation between the three of them and a dog, but unexpectedly, when they were about to take a nap at noon the next day, Instructor Chu came and said that he wanted to watch Feng Xiaobao recite ancient poems on the spot.

Jiang Chiyue: "?"

Jiang Chiyue looked dazed, completely unaware of what happened.

Instructor Chu saw that Jiang Chiyue didn't know about it, so he explained to Jiang Chiyue: "Director Lin sent a message in the group in the afternoon, saying that Xiaobao already knew dozens of Chinese characters and could easily spell out an ancient poem or a sentence. I just want to see if it’s true or not, after all, Xiaobao has only been studying for a long time, so it sounds unbelievable.”

With a sullen face, Jiang Chiyue and instructor Chu found Director Lin at the police dog training center.

At that time, a group of people were forming a circle, and from time to time came out: "Come on, Xiaobao!"

"Little Treasure is awesome!"

"With the last two words, it's a success!"

Jiang Chiyue and Instructor Chu used their flexible positions to squeeze in. Sure enough, they saw Director Lin sitting cross-legged on the ground, and Feng Xiaobao walking back and forth in front of him. , and then picked out a card with a not very confident look, and placed it behind another column of crooked words.

I took a closer look, oh, it turned out to be an eternal sentence - the moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground!

Jiang Chiyue thought to herself: My dog ​​is amazing.

There was warm applause from all around, all for Feng Xiaobao, but Feng Xiaobao was unmoved, and slumped into Director Lin's arms, as if someone had interrupted his nap, the whole dog was so irritable.

Jiang Chiyue and Instructor Chu looked at each other, and the two slipped out of the crowd quietly. When they reached a quiet place, Instructor Chu finally found a sentence: "Xiaobao is so smart! Seeing how clingy he is to you, you've been raising him for a long time right?"

Jiang Chiyue: "Less than a month, it's not my dog."

Instructor Chu: "..."

Instructor Chu: "Looking at this cleverness, it should be a rare breed with different genes, right?"

Jiang Chiyue said dryly, "I heard it was a stray dog ​​picked up on the road in Xinjiang."

Instructor Chu: "..."

Instructor Chu sighed, and said with a little sadness: "My daughter also likes cats and dogs. She used to have a small child, and the family dared not raise them. Now that she is five years old, I wanted to give her one if I had a chance, but I didn't find a suitable one. of."

Jiang Chiyue couldn't help, after all Feng Xiaobao really didn't belong to him, and he was also shocked by Feng Xiaobao's IQ.

Could it be that Gouzi is too smart and can't stand a master like Feng Dashan, so he suffers from depression?I haven't come back yet, and I haven't been treated much, so don't live too moistly now.

No matter how Jiang Chiyue slandered, Feng Xiaobao once again conquered the entire training base with his ingenuity. In less than three days, Director Lin took Feng Xiaobao to visit almost everyone he knew.

Also choose a big scene with a lot of people.

The cafeteria at noon, the playground after dinner, and the entrance of the movie screening room.

In short, the more people there are, the more satisfying the performance desire and sense of accomplishment of Director Lin and Feng Xiaobao.

Feng Xiaobao once again became an Internet celebrity at the training base. It was less than a week since the last time he died, and Feng Xiaobao reached the top again with his excellent basic skills.

This time, he took Director Lin and went all over the training base together. Brother Xiao Jiang, the temporary master, and his former brother, Mr. Gu, are a thing of the past.

Now his regular performance partner is only Director Lin.

If the audience wants to see his performance, they have to pay the appearance fee in advance-a bag of snacks!Proper superstar aura.

Compared with Jiang Chiyue, a traffic star with a low-key behavior, I don't know how popular it is!