Born to be a showman
Chapter 38
The show is expected to have about [-] episodes. The cost is low and the plot is compact. Jiang Chiyue, the second male lead, needs to stay away from home for a week in the hotel arranged by the crew.
Jiang Chiyue's first scene was a sad and funny scene.
On the first day of junior high school when I just got my driver's license, I carefully read the novice road guide with the highest number of likes from netizens at home, ate my sister's snacks and was shocked, nervous and excited. School.
On the way, my second uncle called, and I even turned on the Bluetooth headset in a hurry on the first day of the junior high school.
The second uncle's voice came from the opposite side: "I said, what's wrong with you, boy? I can't help but feel nervous when I have something. Our house is at the gate of your school. The subway goes directly to the first day of junior high school! You drive there and get stuck in traffic." , why can't it last for three hours?"
On the first day of junior high school, his eyes were fixed on the front, his expression was focused, and he was still dealing with his second uncle: "Look at what you said, why can't I show off my certificate that I have passed the exam? The idiot in the dormitory opposite me, take A second-level computer certificate, you have to treat guests to dinner! Why can’t I invite them back!”
In the blink of an eye, the first day of the junior high school hung up the phone a little nervously: "I won't tell you anymore, the traffic police uncle Chagang is here, I'll take Princess Chuxia back home, hang up!"
Sure enough, people's sixth sense can definitely play a role in this kind of time. When I was stopped by the police uncle on the first day of junior high school, he lowered the car window very cooperatively, revealing a young, sunny and handsome face: "Uncle policeman, what's the matter?" ?”
The eyes are curved, exposing the tiny sunlight inside, it's just outrageously cute.
It's a pity that the police uncle didn't accept his approach: "Hi, I'm investigating drunk driving, please cooperate!"
On the first day of the first day of the junior high school, he heard that he was checking for drunk driving, and he was immediately relieved. He is a good citizen who knows the law and abides by the law, so there is absolutely no problem!A relaxed smile appeared on his face involuntarily.
The police uncle brought the alcohol detector to Chuyi's mouth with a straight face: "Blow!"
The first day of junior high school was very cooperative, and after blowing my breath, the problem of chattering happened again. I used the car to make friends with the traffic police: "I said comrades, your work is too hard! What time do you usually get off work? God It's getting late, have you had dinner yet?"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted coldly by the police uncle: "I'm sorry, the alcohol content exceeds the standard, please cooperate with our work, first go to the traffic police brigade for processing, and temporarily hand over your driver's license, may someone replace your car Do you want to drive? If not, we will have someone tow it away first."
On the first day of junior high school, he looked confused and unbelievable, blinked for a long time, and stammered and asked: "No, no, drunk driving? The alcohol I drank a week ago can still be detected now? Are the requirements so strict now? Is it black technology? Is my great motherland so awesome?"
The traffic policeman was used to evading responsibility with various excuses after being investigated, but he had a good attitude on the first day of junior high school and didn't care too much, and reminded him again: "I suggest you call your family and friends to explain the situation here. At least have someone take your car away first."
On the first day of junior high school, he called his roommate Chen Xueyang in a trance and briefly explained the situation here. He was taken to the traffic police brigade with a sluggish face to make a record. Blood test at the center!"
The two nervous teenagers were waiting for the results. In the corridor of the testing center on the first day of junior high school, they still looked puzzled: "Old Chen, you said that the wine I drank a week ago can still be detected now?"
Chen Xueyang has also calmed down now, and the two of them slumped on the chairs in the hospital corridor and stared blankly: "You frightened me to death, you know? As soon as I answered the phone, I thought that the next time we met, we would go to prison! I hope you Tell the truth!"
On the first day of the junior high school, he elbowed Chen Xueyang: "Don't tell Chu Xia, if she knows, all the seven and eight aunts in our family will know, and I won't have a peaceful life in the future!"
He covered his eyes with his hands as he said that he had a very headache, and the whole person exuded a sense of mourning from the inside out.
At this time, a doctor came out from the inside, jumped up immediately on the first day of junior high school, and hurriedly asked: "Doctor, what's the matter? I can't drink and drive! What a citizen I am! I can recite my eight honors and eight disgraces back and forth. The second prize in the Spiritual Civilization Contest!"
The doctor waited for the first day of junior high school to finish speaking, then slowly pushed the glasses on the bridge of the nose, and said slowly: "There is no alcohol content detected in the blood. We speculate that it is an illusion caused by something you ate temporarily."
On the first day of the first day of junior high school, I looked dazed again, squatting down with my head in my arms and thinking hard, suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, jumped up and said: "From last night to this morning, I have eaten my sister's snacks!"
Doctor: "What snack?"
First day of junior high school: "Egg, egg yolk pie?"
The doctor nodded thoughtfully: "The existing egg yolk pies on the market may indeed cause the illusion of drunk driving. Further confirmation is needed, but you are fine here, you can go."
In the end, the two young people who had made a false alarm planned to go back to school and ask other roommates to have a meal together to calm the surprise. Unexpectedly, when they returned to the dormitory, the whole class gathered around the door of their dormitory.
Everyone discussed enthusiastically: "Drunk driving really got into the situation on the first day of junior high school? Should we crowdfund to see?"
"Is it so exciting? I've never been to a bureau in my life!"
"Can you be more serious! You are our dear classmates in the first grade of junior high school. Let's carry forward your style. It would be better to buy a few catties of bananas!"
After hearing it in shock on the first day of junior high school, the whole person's temperament became even more depressed, and he asked Chen Xueyang numbly: "Old Chen, didn't I ask you to keep it a secret and not tell others?"
Chen Xueyang expressed that he was also very surprised: "I heard you tell the situation, and I also focused on observing that there is no second person in the dormitory at all, and the balcony in the bathroom is not spared, so I feel relieved to call."
So how did the news leak out, making the first one of junior high school a celebrity in the class?
The fat man in the dormitory took the initiative to say: "Oh, you are finally back, come and explain clearly to everyone, I was sleeping on the bed at the time, and you know that I usually sleep wrapped in a quilt and don't make any second sounds other than breathing. At that time, I just woke up when Lao Chen called, so I listened to it, and said something when I went out to take a shower, but I swear, what I said was true, I was investigated for drunk driving on the first day of junior high school, and the situation was unknown, so Lao Chen went to find out the situation Already!"
Fatty looked at the surrounding crowd very aggrieved, sniffed and scratched his head: "I really don't know why I got into the game directly!"
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Chen Xueyang murmured: "Could this be a murder caused by egg yolk pie?"
The director shouted "click", one pass!
Xiaoting is now a standard "drink more hot water" girl. No matter where she is or what she is doing, she will give Brother Jiang a cup of hot water if she has the conditions, and she will also give Brother Jiang if she has no conditions. hot water.
So when Jiang Chiyue turned around, a cup of hot water almost hit his mouth, behind the cup was Xiaoting's smiling face.
Jiang Chiyue took the water glass speechlessly, thinking that Xiaoting might be the legendary straight man, right?
At this moment, the actor who played Chen Xueyang came over to say hello to Jiang Chiyue: "This is the first time you're playing a rival role, I didn't expect you to perform so well on the spot!"
Jiang Chiyue's first scene was a sad and funny scene.
On the first day of junior high school when I just got my driver's license, I carefully read the novice road guide with the highest number of likes from netizens at home, ate my sister's snacks and was shocked, nervous and excited. School.
On the way, my second uncle called, and I even turned on the Bluetooth headset in a hurry on the first day of the junior high school.
The second uncle's voice came from the opposite side: "I said, what's wrong with you, boy? I can't help but feel nervous when I have something. Our house is at the gate of your school. The subway goes directly to the first day of junior high school! You drive there and get stuck in traffic." , why can't it last for three hours?"
On the first day of junior high school, his eyes were fixed on the front, his expression was focused, and he was still dealing with his second uncle: "Look at what you said, why can't I show off my certificate that I have passed the exam? The idiot in the dormitory opposite me, take A second-level computer certificate, you have to treat guests to dinner! Why can’t I invite them back!”
In the blink of an eye, the first day of the junior high school hung up the phone a little nervously: "I won't tell you anymore, the traffic police uncle Chagang is here, I'll take Princess Chuxia back home, hang up!"
Sure enough, people's sixth sense can definitely play a role in this kind of time. When I was stopped by the police uncle on the first day of junior high school, he lowered the car window very cooperatively, revealing a young, sunny and handsome face: "Uncle policeman, what's the matter?" ?”
The eyes are curved, exposing the tiny sunlight inside, it's just outrageously cute.
It's a pity that the police uncle didn't accept his approach: "Hi, I'm investigating drunk driving, please cooperate!"
On the first day of the first day of the junior high school, he heard that he was checking for drunk driving, and he was immediately relieved. He is a good citizen who knows the law and abides by the law, so there is absolutely no problem!A relaxed smile appeared on his face involuntarily.
The police uncle brought the alcohol detector to Chuyi's mouth with a straight face: "Blow!"
The first day of junior high school was very cooperative, and after blowing my breath, the problem of chattering happened again. I used the car to make friends with the traffic police: "I said comrades, your work is too hard! What time do you usually get off work? God It's getting late, have you had dinner yet?"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted coldly by the police uncle: "I'm sorry, the alcohol content exceeds the standard, please cooperate with our work, first go to the traffic police brigade for processing, and temporarily hand over your driver's license, may someone replace your car Do you want to drive? If not, we will have someone tow it away first."
On the first day of junior high school, he looked confused and unbelievable, blinked for a long time, and stammered and asked: "No, no, drunk driving? The alcohol I drank a week ago can still be detected now? Are the requirements so strict now? Is it black technology? Is my great motherland so awesome?"
The traffic policeman was used to evading responsibility with various excuses after being investigated, but he had a good attitude on the first day of junior high school and didn't care too much, and reminded him again: "I suggest you call your family and friends to explain the situation here. At least have someone take your car away first."
On the first day of junior high school, he called his roommate Chen Xueyang in a trance and briefly explained the situation here. He was taken to the traffic police brigade with a sluggish face to make a record. Blood test at the center!"
The two nervous teenagers were waiting for the results. In the corridor of the testing center on the first day of junior high school, they still looked puzzled: "Old Chen, you said that the wine I drank a week ago can still be detected now?"
Chen Xueyang has also calmed down now, and the two of them slumped on the chairs in the hospital corridor and stared blankly: "You frightened me to death, you know? As soon as I answered the phone, I thought that the next time we met, we would go to prison! I hope you Tell the truth!"
On the first day of the junior high school, he elbowed Chen Xueyang: "Don't tell Chu Xia, if she knows, all the seven and eight aunts in our family will know, and I won't have a peaceful life in the future!"
He covered his eyes with his hands as he said that he had a very headache, and the whole person exuded a sense of mourning from the inside out.
At this time, a doctor came out from the inside, jumped up immediately on the first day of junior high school, and hurriedly asked: "Doctor, what's the matter? I can't drink and drive! What a citizen I am! I can recite my eight honors and eight disgraces back and forth. The second prize in the Spiritual Civilization Contest!"
The doctor waited for the first day of junior high school to finish speaking, then slowly pushed the glasses on the bridge of the nose, and said slowly: "There is no alcohol content detected in the blood. We speculate that it is an illusion caused by something you ate temporarily."
On the first day of the first day of junior high school, I looked dazed again, squatting down with my head in my arms and thinking hard, suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, jumped up and said: "From last night to this morning, I have eaten my sister's snacks!"
Doctor: "What snack?"
First day of junior high school: "Egg, egg yolk pie?"
The doctor nodded thoughtfully: "The existing egg yolk pies on the market may indeed cause the illusion of drunk driving. Further confirmation is needed, but you are fine here, you can go."
In the end, the two young people who had made a false alarm planned to go back to school and ask other roommates to have a meal together to calm the surprise. Unexpectedly, when they returned to the dormitory, the whole class gathered around the door of their dormitory.
Everyone discussed enthusiastically: "Drunk driving really got into the situation on the first day of junior high school? Should we crowdfund to see?"
"Is it so exciting? I've never been to a bureau in my life!"
"Can you be more serious! You are our dear classmates in the first grade of junior high school. Let's carry forward your style. It would be better to buy a few catties of bananas!"
After hearing it in shock on the first day of junior high school, the whole person's temperament became even more depressed, and he asked Chen Xueyang numbly: "Old Chen, didn't I ask you to keep it a secret and not tell others?"
Chen Xueyang expressed that he was also very surprised: "I heard you tell the situation, and I also focused on observing that there is no second person in the dormitory at all, and the balcony in the bathroom is not spared, so I feel relieved to call."
So how did the news leak out, making the first one of junior high school a celebrity in the class?
The fat man in the dormitory took the initiative to say: "Oh, you are finally back, come and explain clearly to everyone, I was sleeping on the bed at the time, and you know that I usually sleep wrapped in a quilt and don't make any second sounds other than breathing. At that time, I just woke up when Lao Chen called, so I listened to it, and said something when I went out to take a shower, but I swear, what I said was true, I was investigated for drunk driving on the first day of junior high school, and the situation was unknown, so Lao Chen went to find out the situation Already!"
Fatty looked at the surrounding crowd very aggrieved, sniffed and scratched his head: "I really don't know why I got into the game directly!"
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Chen Xueyang murmured: "Could this be a murder caused by egg yolk pie?"
The director shouted "click", one pass!
Xiaoting is now a standard "drink more hot water" girl. No matter where she is or what she is doing, she will give Brother Jiang a cup of hot water if she has the conditions, and she will also give Brother Jiang if she has no conditions. hot water.
So when Jiang Chiyue turned around, a cup of hot water almost hit his mouth, behind the cup was Xiaoting's smiling face.
Jiang Chiyue took the water glass speechlessly, thinking that Xiaoting might be the legendary straight man, right?
At this moment, the actor who played Chen Xueyang came over to say hello to Jiang Chiyue: "This is the first time you're playing a rival role, I didn't expect you to perform so well on the spot!"
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