Born to be a showman

Jiang Chiyue and President Xiao Lin discussed: "You swim?"

President Xiao Lin raised his brows imperceptibly: "Why didn't you swim?"

Jiang Chiyue asked back: "Do you think my accuracy and balance are inferior to yours?"

Xiao Lin always remembered that this person used a handful of lollipops to subdue the accuracy of several punks, so he reluctantly admitted: "Your accuracy and balance are good, but mine is not bad either."

Jiang Chiyue: "But I'm lucky."

Mr. Kobayashi: ...

Mr. Xiaolin agreed with a dark face and gritted his teeth, and followed others to change his swimsuit.

Who is lucky?Who made himself an African chieftain?If you don't accept it, you have to hold back.

In the end, those who stayed on the shore were Jiang Chiyue, Lin Xingyi, and Boss Gu.

The director asked everyone why.

Boss Gu said slowly, "My son has no common sense, so he will definitely not be able to pass the third test."

Boss Lin smiled and said, "If I can have a certain advantage in the first three levels, our team has a great possibility of winning."

Brother Xiaojiang said lazily, "Boss is in good shape!"

In the end, the three of them stood at the designated position and began to throw darts. Brother Xiao Jiang still kept his one-handed posture in his pocket, looking casual, handsome is handsome, but he didn't look too serious.

Then, everyone saw Brother Jiang who had a very bad attitude in the game, he couldn't even aim at it, and threw it out casually.

out.

Sure enough, it missed the target.

Mr. Lin saw Brother Jiang's posture from the corner of his eye, and kindly reminded him: "Even if you can't get your head right, try aiming first. Try it a few times and you won't get a feel for it."

The atmosphere of the game here was very relaxed. Boss Gu had already thrown two darts, one of which was directly stuck to the wall ten meters away, making people have to sigh that the sword is not old.

Boss Gu kindly reminded the young people: "This thing is a matter of mentality, there is no need to rush. Hold on, you have to believe that you can do it."

Then, in the gap between the two of them talking, they suddenly found that the person standing in the middle had put one hand in his pocket, leaving them with a tall and lazy back.Um?gone?

gone.

Mr. Lin was the first to react. Looking back, there was a dart lying upright on the red heart of the target in the middle.Brother Xiaojiang had already stepped on the single-plank bridge, and he didn't care about aiming at the bull's-eye at the moment, and rushed out to block Brother Jiang's progress. The so-called "I can't succeed, and I won't let you succeed" mentality was vividly expressed.

Boss Gu turned his head and glanced at the scene, and smiled slowly at the camera: "I'm sure I won't be able to stop Xiao Jiang with my old bones, let Boss Lin go, as an old man, I'd better throw darts with peace of mind."

Everyone behind the camera couldn't help saying: "Ginger is still old and spicy!"

On Xiao Jiang's side, looking back at Mr. Lin galloping over, he quickened his footing, and in two strides he passed more than three meters, and the five-meter single-plank bridge seemed to be hopeful.

Boss Lin didn't have to worry about being the boss, so he hugged Brother Xiao Jiang's thigh and pulled him down with all his strength, apologizing to him with a smile on his face: "For the sake of the game, for the sake of the championship, I offended you, Brother Huihui treats you to dinner !"

His hands kept moving, both legs were wrapped around Xiao Jiang's calf, and he used both hands and feet to lock him in place with his whole body weight. Xiao Jiang was in a dilemma for a while.

Boss Xiao Gu in the swimming pool was watching the excitement, and shouted to this side: "Brother Xiao Jiang, fuck him! Fuck him!"

Xing Fan cheered for his boss: "Boss Lin, you're doing great! Come on! Come on!"

The two fought in the water for a while, one shouted "Fuck him!" and the other shouted "Come on!" No one was allowed to sleep, and the two shouted like a cheerleading team!

Even Boss Xiao Gu found a small trumpet from nowhere, blew it once, and shouted: "Fuck him!" Blow it again!

Xing Fan didn't give up too much, and slid a gong from the prop next to him, knocked once, and the sound was loud: "Come on!" Hit it again.

Boss Xiao Gu panicked for a moment.

Boss Xiao Lin also didn't care about maintaining the image of the boss. At this time, the three brothers and sisters were present, and it was impossible for him to lose to his cousin, not in any way.

With a stiff face, Mr. Xiao Lin took out a waist drum from the props, knocked it once and shouted: "Fuck him!" Hit it again!

Let alone a cheerleading team, the whole swimming pool was as lively as [-] ducks.

No one expected that it was the cheerleaders who got started first.

However, the atmosphere on the shore is still very peaceful, even a little frozen.

Boss Gu still couldn't hit a single dart. Mr. Lin felt that he underestimated Brother Xiaojiang's strength from the beginning. Now his focus is not to win the championship, but to prevent Brother Jiang from winning the championship.

His original intention was also very simple. Today, all three brothers and sisters were present, and there were so many outsiders present, and his pride would not allow him to lose in front of so many people, in any sense.

So he still hugged Xiao Jiang's thigh and didn't let go.

Brother Xiao Jiang finally couldn't bear it anymore, slowly raised his right hand, looked down at Mr. Lin, and said very reasonablely: "Let's discuss, you let go, or I let you let go? Huh?"

Mr. Lin felt that he was being threatened, and at the same time it felt fresh, he was more determined not to admit defeat. He shook his head again and again, and said with a smile, "Tell me, what do you want..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt numb in his arms and couldn't use his strength for a moment. He was careless, and watched Brother Xiaojiang easily break free from his arms, jumped onto the single-plank bridge, and rushed to the general knowledge area in three strides.

Mr. Lin looked at his arm in a daze for a few seconds, and came back to his senses amidst the cheers of the cheerleaders. He had no choice but to go back and throw the darts first. At the same time, he prayed that this young man lacked common sense and was stumped in the third level!

The three of them were beating gongs and drums by the swimming pool. Seeing that Brother Xiao Jiang stood out from the crowd, it was another round of gongs and drums.

Boss Xiao Lin and Boss Xiao Gu played their horns and beat their waist drums. It was so lively that it was like a New Year's Eve, and they kept shouting: "Good job buddy! You are a real man!"

"Go back and raise your salary!"

In the front is Boss Xiao Gu, and in the back is Boss Xiao Lin.

Seeing that the boss went back to throw darts lazily, Xing Fan also anxiously knocked on the gong, mixed with a few unwilling shouts: "Come on, you can do it! You are the best!"

For a moment, people couldn't help but suspect that they entered the scene of some cult brainwashing organization.

When Boss Xiao Gu turned his head, his old man was still throwing darts slowly. Boss Xiao Gu became anxious and blew his horn several times towards the shore: "Old Gu, can you do it! You can use it even if you have common sense like this!" Not ah ah ah ah!"

At this time, brother Xiao Jiang was tapping on the table with a pen in his seat, frowning slightly. He was not sure whether he had no common sense or the questions given by the director team were too biased.

The front is similar to "Why are there no thresholds in many places in the existing Forbidden City site?"

Brother Xiao Jiang replied: The last emperor was sawed off when he was learning to ride a bicycle.

Question: "Is there a formal job as a national escort in our country?"

Brother Xiaojiang: Yes, according to the quota, it belongs to the establishment of civil servants.

Question: "In Singapore, suicide is illegal, so what happened to the attempted suicide and was rescued? What is the reason?"

Brother Xiao Jiang replied: After attempting suicide, he will be imprisoned after being rescued. The reason is that he was wasting social resources.

Brother Xiao Jiang is very confident that he has no problems with the previous ones, only the last one, and asked: "There was a man named Tie in the past, and he never grew hair since he was a child. May I ask what disease he had?"

Brother Xiao Jiang thought for two seconds and felt that this was an area he had never been involved in, so he decisively chose to ask for help.