Born to be a showman

This is a haunted house with a theme of hell mode, and the banner is to be scary at every step, don't enter for the faint of heart.

A few steps forward, under the flickering lights, you can see three forked roads.

Jiang Chiyue dragged Boss Gu for a few steps, and discussed kindly: "Now we have three options for us to choose. Do you want to challenge the limit alone, or partner with me?"

Boss Xiao Gu, who was already numb in his hands and feet, insisted on grabbing the corner of Brother Jiang's clothes. He insisted on the principle that real men are not afraid of ghosts, and said tremblingly, "Well, let me accompany you, in case you get scared !"

The corner of Brother Jiang's mouth smiled evilly in the dim sight, and his tone was very sincere: "Boss Xiao Gu, you are still so interesting! Good buddy! Good brother! Then let's go!"

Before taking two steps, Boss Gu yelled and hugged Xiao Jiang's waist without letting go, shaking his whole body into a ball: "Damn it! Something touched my ass! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Staff: I'm not, I don't have any, I just want to scratch your armpit, who made you jump too fast!

Brother Xiao Jiang: It’s okay, I can still accurately classify ghosts at this time.

Brother Xiaojiang comforted Boss Gu very calmly: "It must be your illusion. Think about it, the essence of ghosts here is still pretended by the staff. Touching your buttocks is sexual harassment. This does not comply with the employee code, so don't worry!"

Boss Xiao Gu trembled: "Maybe I'm too nervous!"

The two had just arrived in the oil pan mode on the [-]th floor of hell. The whole room was decorated with raging fires and terrifying ghosts. From time to time, there was the sound of the wind blowing through the fire and the smell of fried barbecue. , Xiao Jiang sniffed it carefully, it was obviously burnt.

The gloomy music and the good scene set up the atmosphere very well. The lights in the room suddenly went out for a moment, and Boss Xiao Gu's tense nerves broke instantly. He hugged Xiao Jiang's thigh and did not let go: "Help! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!! There is saliva flowing on my face! Ahhh! Something is licking my face!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Don't eat me! I don't taste good! I'm old! I haven't showered for three days! I stink!"

There was a gloomy voice in the air: "Then eat your companion! He is much younger! Oh ha ha ha!"

Boss Xiao Gu hugged Xiao Jiang's thigh with his eyes closed, buried his face in his stomach, and insisted on maintaining a bit of plastic brotherhood: "Ah! Brother Xiao Jiang is still a child! Girls have never touched it before! It's impossible You eat me !!! Ahhh! Help! Don't come over! Don't touch my ass! The butt is not delicious!

The light came on before he knew it, and with his left hand, Brother Xiao Jiang controlled a "ghost" with a green face and fangs who held a watering can very well, and with his right hand, he pulled the person down from his leg.

His face was a little hideous.

"Open your eyes and see, it's all fake."

Boss Xiao Gu felt the movement around him carefully, opened his eyes slowly, and saw a ghost greeted him very friendly: "Hi, your friend is really good at it. Do you practice Sanda or Taekwondo?"

When Boss Xiao Gu heard this guy spit out his words, his hands and legs stopped feeling numb, and he went up and poked him without even thinking about it.

Nai He Gui is used to being beaten by tourists when they lose control of their emotions. He conditionedly thought that Boss Xiao Gu wanted to beat him, and when he turned his feet, he wanted to run first. Lie on the ground.

Brother Xiao Jiang: ...

Brother Xiao Jiang: "Stop acting, I know how much effort I have just exerted."

The ghost got up from the ground again, very annoyed: "I didn't scare you, it was my dereliction of duty, I beg you to let me go, I have to scare a few more people to make up for it later, God is sorry, it's not that I'm not good at business, You are too courageous! In the morning, I scared a two-hundred-pound burly man out crying and vomited!"

Boss Xiao Gu was really not afraid now, and asked excitedly, "Are all the routines here the same?"

"It's more or less the same!" The ghost gave an ambiguous answer.

When Boss Xiao Gu heard this, he pulled Brother Jiang and walked to the next room: "Master Jiang, if you can deal with one, you can deal with two. Let's clear the level quickly and get points!"

I didn't want to stay in this ghostly place for a minute, and I didn't want to hide my fear of ghosts. Looking at the camera behind me, I knew very well that I was really going to lose face in front of the national audience.

Desperate to think about it.

Then boss Xiao Gu, who coaxed him to say that he was a real man, followed Xiao Jiang all the way, like a stroll in the courtyard. No matter how dark the surrounding environment was, Xiao Jiang could accurately judge the enemy's position and dodge easily.

Boss Gu, who was winning all the way, was very happy. He felt that his choice today was absolutely right. The only question was that he remembered that the gossip guy said that he could go out in 5 minutes on the nearest line. Why did he feel that the two of them were already in Been wandering around here for nearly half an hour?

Boss Xiao Gu asked hesitantly, "Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, are you sure we're on the right track?"

Brother Xiao Jiang was invincible in front of him. He beat all the ghosts in the haunted house and stayed away. He didn't want to come out to play with this man who had no game spirit. Hearing what his friend said, he was in a good mood, and the corners of his mouth turned up: "Of course!"

Of course, it’s the most thrilling and exciting route. It’s rare to come here. If you don’t have a good experience, isn’t it a kind of pain to miss 500 million?

As he was walking, a bloody head suddenly fell from above. Brother Xiao Jiang even reached out to catch it and played with it, then threw it to the pale-faced Boss Gu: "Marshmallow, try it?"

Boss Xiao Gu almost threw up when he saw the devilish shape of cotton candy.

My heart was still beating wildly, and I felt a gust of cool wind hit the back of my head. Before Boss Xiao Gu could exclaim in alarm, Brother Xiao Jiang grabbed his friend's arm and turned around. The two of them changed positions and met the ghost face to face. , when he was in a daze, he stuffed the marshmallow that Brother Jiang hated so much into the opponent's hand, touched the opponent's bewildered face and praised: "This model is quite realistic."

Boss Xiao Gu was probably born with a lot of nerves. After being frightened a few times, he became a little numb, and could even think about a very important question: "Brother Xiao Jiang, you are good at this skill! Where did you learn it? Teach me some other day." !"

Little Brother Jiang lazily walked in front, with one hand in his pocket, wearing a peaked cap, long legs and a long body, he was a cool bunch, if it wasn't for the clothes behind being dragged by someone, he would be the brightest boy in the whole haunted house.

Before answering Boss Xiao Gu's question, he even made a clever move to avoid the blind ghost rushing from the front left.

The little ghost rushed out without hitting anyone, and before he could brake, he slammed into a blood-splattered boulder on the opposite side with a bang. The sound made Xiao Jiang, who had always been calm, startled.

"Added an echo wall, right?" Although Xiao Jiang was so skeptical, he still kindly caught another ghost swinging in mid-air, and told him: "You ghost may be injured, you'd better go to the hospital for a checkup."

After the two of them had a good time and walked out of the haunted house slowly, the real man, Boss Gu, said very emotionally: "Fortunately, there is no timer inside, otherwise it would be embarrassing to be kicked out halfway through the game!"

Brother Xiaojiang thought to himself, you finally know that we have been inside for a long time, and there is still hope.

But in the staff rest area inside, all the ghosts were almost rejoicing and setting off firecrackers.

"The two killers have finally left. The tall one is so good. I just wanted to pat him on the shoulder to say hello, but I was almost choked by the other party."

"The short one didn't give way too much. When someone screamed, the nearby tourists all shouted. Can you imagine a dozen girls screaming? Anyway, my head hurts, and my ears are not working well now."

"Let's go quickly, or it will affect our performance today."