Born to be a showman

This time, news came from the border. Foreigners have been making frequent moves recently, mobilizing troops and horses, but the response methods in the court are clearly divided into two camps. The generals who were stationed mainly wrote letters asking to fight.

The pace of the emperor's reforms was not smooth, and someone in the court asked him to send his only daughter to the Manzi. He was very upset. Xiao Zheng and his gentle cousin grew up together, so naturally they did not agree to send her out to the Manzi. What's more, he felt that this was a temptation by Manzi. If they showed weakness, Manzi would definitely make a big move, but it's a pity that everyone regarded him as a baby, and no one could listen to him.

In order to create an illusion of being brothers and sisters to the father, who has become more and more irritable recently, and to make the emperor happy, the princes decided to let the eldest prince take the lead and invite the younger generation in Beijing to discuss the issue of the barbarians. Xiao Zheng, who grew up with the princes, was naturally indispensable among the guests.

But Xiao Zheng had already seen through the intrigue at this time, and felt exhausted, so he hid on a rockery in the backyard to bask in the sun, and was found by the eldest prince and others, who asked him to paint on the spot as punishment, but the young prince thought it was troublesome, They didn't have the intention to do anything, and directly punished themselves with three cups, but the princes always felt that this cousin was more respectable in front of their father, and had a better reputation among the people. They didn't even care about the prince's face, and didn't want to let him go easily. Let him paint without hesitation.

Xiao Zheng nodded, okay, you must let me slap you in the face, I am used to doing my own way, and you stretched out your face again, then I will slap you as hard as I can!

So with a swipe of the pen, he wrote on the paper in cursive handwriting, "Send my concubine to live in peace, I don't know where to use the general!" Then he left in a cool way! (Note 1)

Xiaoting tidied Jiang Chiyue's clothes beside her, muttering, "Brother Jiang, don't be nervous, don't be nervous, we're not nervous at all!"

Jiang Chiyue looked at Xiaoting amusedly, and patted the top of the other's head like a comforting child: "Okay, it's time for me to play, you can cheer for me by the side!"

In the opening scene, Xiao Zheng was lying on the top of the rockery, and the folding fan made by the queen was crookedly placed on his face to shield him from the too strong sunlight. The chin exposed to the sun was as delicate as an ivory product carefully carved by a master.From where he was, he could see the commotion in front of him, and he could clearly hear what everyone was talking about, but no one could find him for a while.The location is excellent, and it is quite new to have such a place in the Grand Prince's Mansion.

The young man was dressed in brocade clothes, with his hands behind his head, his long legs dangling in the air, his expression was invisible.

At this time, a group of people came from far to near, talking and laughing: "I bet this time brother Zheng must be in front, we have found someone, we must punish him, he is lazy every time we have a party, we can't get used to him What's wrong!"

Talking about a group of people arrived at the foot of the rockery, the young Xiao Zheng raised the folding fan on his face with his slender hands, showing a clear expression, and instantly changed into a careless look, bending his legs, looking down at the leader below: " Third cousin, you are not watching the song and dance in front, but you are in the mood to come and look for me?"

The third prince choked, and then returned to a gentle expression: "Brother Zheng, you are wrong, we have invited all the famous young masters in Beijing to a banquet this time, and you came here alone to hide from laziness. I don’t know, I thought you looked down on these noble children!”

He didn't give Xiao Zheng a chance to speak, and with a wave of his hand, a little servant behind him bent down and lifted up the table, chairs, pens, ink, paper and inkstone, and placed them in the wide space below: "We big guys don't make things difficult for you, so we will punish Zheng Brother, you can make a banquet picture for us, what do you think?"

Everyone should be.

Xiao Zheng wasn't annoyed either. On the two-meter-high rockery, he supported the ground with one hand, turned over neatly, and landed on the ground smoothly. When everyone thought he agreed, he walked to the table in two or three steps and poured out three The glass of wine was done in a chic and reckless manner, without the compulsive compulsion of the royal family since childhood, but without losing the atmosphere, he drank it in one go.

Then he turned around and made a perfunctory bow to everyone, squinting his phoenix eyes half-closed: "Is it because Zheng is looking at someone? Everyone knows that. Recently, because of the matter of Wen Ya's cousin, I feel unhappy. I really can't make any pictures. Three glasses of fines, everyone forgive me!"

His words made people blush and lose their voice for a moment.

But the third prince is deeply influenced by the royal family's thick and black studies, and he is really a fighter among roosters. He cannot be easily defeated. Today, he made up his mind to ask Xiao Zheng to make a picture of a banquet, so that he can present it to his father later to please his father. After all, no one in Beijing does not know that his father praised Xiao Zheng's calligraphy and painting more than once, which won his heart.

So he had an expression of "No matter what you say, I can only hear what I want to hear", and said with a smile: "The last time Brother Sanhuang invited you, Brother Zheng, you slipped through the side door halfway through the banquet and said you were racing horses with others." I went, the last time the second brother invited me, the dancer just came on stage and you jumped over the wall and left the table, saying that you were anxious. The last time the fifth brother invited you, the dishes were not on the table, you said you were suddenly homesick, and you wanted to go to the grave to meet you Father chattering, Brother Zheng, this time I managed to catch you, so you can't do what your cousin wants? Just once?"

Xiao Zheng thought to himself: "Brother Sanhuang's banquet is halfway through, and the child molester dancers raised by the mansion are having sex with others in public, can I stay and watch the scene if I don't run away? The dancers from Brother Sanhuang's family are more vigorous, and they only come on stage as soon as they come. , more than a dozen people surrounded me tightly, they burrowed into my arms without saying a word, and even took my hand to touch her chest. The dishes were not on the table, and the table was served first to a beautiful woman who rolled her eyes. Without saying a word, she babbled and sang softly to me. Who doesn't know that I have been the most impatient to coax women since I was a child? You guys Brothers are good at this, and their routines are the same, only working hard on women."

His face was still as if he hadn't woken up, and there was a hint of interest in his eyes: "Since brother Sanhuang said so, then Zheng won't refuse!"

Immediately rolled up his sleeves and picked up the pen, the little eunuch beside him had already sharpened the ink with good eyesight.

The tip of the pen was stained with thick ink, and the slender and strong fingers held the brush. With a wave of the pen, on the good rice paper, it fell down, "Send a concubine to live in the country, I don't know where to use the general!"

Then, when everyone didn't see the content, he left gracefully, leaving everyone with an annoying back that he couldn't get used to and couldn't get rid of!

The scene was filmed in one go, and it didn't go smoothly like Jiang Chiyue's first contact with this industry, especially in the end, he picked up the pen very aggressively and did it without stage fright at all. The horse rider wrote these two poems in running script.

After the director shouted, the actor who played the third prince was amazed at the props on the table: "I didn't see it! Are the newcomers who are debuting now have such strict talent requirements?"

Xiaoting sent a sincere scream on behalf of the female compatriots at the scene: "Brother Jiang! Brother Jiang! The jump you just jumped off the rockery was so handsome! I even took a video, but it is a pity that the contract cannot be leaked, but I It's enough to keep it for yourself!"

The director also wanted to say that the filming here should be divided into two parts, waiting for someone to come down from the rockery and then the next shot.It's such an easy job that I didn't expect!

Jiang Chiyue immediately returned to her lazy look after filming this episode, and tapped her fan on Xiaoting's forehead: "Be careful, girls can't find such a man!"

Xiaoting was puzzled and asked: "Why? Brother Jiang, you are so good! Xiao Zheng is so good too! The book also said that Xiao Zheng is a wishful man that all women in the capital want to marry!"

She blushed as she spoke, and said timidly, "You're still pretty!"

Jiang Chiyue's eyes were deep: "That's great. I have my family and the world in my heart, so why would I want to have a romantic relationship with a girl?"

The author has something to say: send a concubine to live in the country, but I don't know where to use the general!

It was Li Shanfu of the Tang Dynasty's "Dai Chonghui Princess Meaning", which used the tone of a princess to satirize the Tang emperor using a woman and the Huns to marry each other to resolve the national conflicts between the two countries. As for when to use generals?Who knows?It is to satirize Tang Huang's weakness.