Born to be a showman

Mr. Gu is very upset recently, because his good brother Feng Xiaobao is sick, he doesn't want to eat, drink, or move, and spends all day lazily nestling in front of the house basking in the sun, ignoring everyone, and very lethargic.

He also invited a veterinarian to visit the house. The veterinarian only said that there was nothing serious about it, except that he was old and asked him to take care of it more carefully.

Mr. Gu hugged Feng Xiaobao's dog's head with a heavy heart, combed him slowly, and kept muttering: "Xiaobao, you are only 12 years old this year. I heard from the doctor that some dogs in foreign countries are alive. When I'm 20 or even 30 years old, if you work hard, you can still spend more time with me, you see, I can't get up and scold the company's subordinates without you accompanying me to work recently!"

Feng Xiaobao rolled his eyes very directly.

Mr. Gu continued to babble: "Get up and eat well. Later, I'll buy you Grandma Xiang's latest necklace. How about the one with a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg? But you like shiny gold. I'll find someone to buy it for you." The diamond is inlaid with a ring of gold, how about we make a gold inlaid diamond?"

Feng Xiaobao's white eyes almost rolled to the sky.

If he could speak, he would definitely yell at Mr. Gu: Fuck your grandma's legs with gold and diamonds!Fuck your grandma's pigeon eggs!Labor and capital have suffered enough in this life!Bring a lifetime of glitter!Do you know that I can only see black, white and gray?

Are you retarded?Do you know how ashamed labor and management are when they go out with Bulling Bulling all over their body and are surrounded by people?You are not ashamed, labor and management are ashamed for you!

If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have gotten into Eric’s [-] car for a bite to eat like a mentally handicapped person, and then I was driven out and chased his car for more than ten kilometers, but I was exhausted. , I was able to live and drink with that kid from the Jiang family for a lifetime, but he actually sent labor away for his daughter!

What is the fate of labor and capital?Following Zhou Ke, that sissy can also be free to bite the sofa and not drink milk!I don't know how many times better than now!The past can't be chased back, it's all tears of bitterness!

The truth is, Feng Xiaobao couldn't say a single word.

He had heard enough of Mr. Gu's nagging, so he skillfully used a tried and tested trick, licking Mr. Gu's palm with his big rough tongue.

Sure enough, Mr. Gu looked at him with very surprised eyes: "Xiaobao, you understood what I said, right? Did you agree to my request? I'm so happy!"

However, the facts proved that Mr. Gu was too happy. Feng Xiaobao spent less and less time awake every day, and his temper became more and more irritable.

Crazy output in the company every day, making all the subordinates feel that their boss must be so irritable because of his unharmonious sex life.

What's more, he whispered: "Our boss hasn't had a new girlfriend for half a year. This is unprecedented! Didn't you see that the eyes of those women who want to rush into the boss's office every day are green? Our little Mr. Gu How can someone who has been eating meat suddenly become a vegetarian for no reason, I guess, there must be something wrong..."

It is very easy to imagine that this is not clear.What went wrong?

They lived up to expectations, and news soon spread within the company that their boss might suddenly fail.

In other words, nothing went wrong anywhere, only there.

The groundless gossip spread very widely, and it spread in less than a week. It was said that Xiao Gu always spoiled many little girls when he was young, and he finally suffered retribution.

That's great!

One day, after Mr. Gu came out of the marketing department, he suddenly felt like urinating, so he went to the bathroom, feeling refreshed, and heard the voices of two people discussing behind him.

A said: "Our boss is not yet married and has children, what can he do for the rest of his life?"

B said: "As long as you think too much, I slap my chest to assure you, not to mention that the boss still has a face that can be punched, even if he is an old man, if he fails, he will still throw a lot of young and beautiful girls on him, rich people! "

A said: "It can be seen that people still have to accumulate virtue. You see, now that he is no longer good, no one is surprised. He is a groom every night, and the bride is not the same. Which man can resist?"

B said: "Gu's salary is quite good. I sincerely hope that the boss's position can be secured. Who knows what kind of virtue it will be if you change the boss?"

Mr. Gu listened for a long time before he realized that the boss they were talking about turned out to be himself!

This is a bolt from the blue!

Mr. Gu was clever, and with a twist of his hand, he spilled it on his pants.

Mr. Gu put on his trousers and went out of the bathroom with a dark face. On the way, he met a very attentive marketing manager. He saw the gray trousers that his boss was wearing today. There were obvious stains on the trousers, and he bent over carelessly. Ready to wipe the boss.

"Oh, boss, did you accidentally spill the coffee? Next time you pour the coffee, just ask me, I'll do it! I'm a professional in this matter!"

Mr. Gu staggered, quickly dodged this man's grasp, and waved his hands impatiently: "It's okay, go do your work!"

After speaking, he hurriedly left the scene.

Then someone reflected: "The direction the boss came out just now seems to be... the bathroom... right?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and then passed a g message to each other in their eyes.

Soon, another shocking news came out from the company—someone saw it with their own eyes, and Xiao Gu was really dying!

How can you see such a thing with your own eyes?Apart from trying it out personally, who else can tell why it works?

So someone said: "My friend's friend's cousin is Mr. Gu's No. 30 fifth girlfriend. She said personally that Mr. Gu's demand in that area is really not very strong. Although girlfriends change often, but What are you going to do without pestering her, in order to stop her, I even gave her a small apartment after breaking up!"

Then someone came out and said: "My relative's relative's aunt's aunt said that she is Mr. Gu's No. 40's second girlfriend. Mr. Gu is really not enthusiastic in bed sometimes, and the two of them have passed It's been a long time of chatting with pure quilts, but Mr. Gu is generous to his girlfriends, and it's right that he didn't treat her badly when we broke up."

Mr. Gu went home every day to see Feng Xiaobao getting more and more depressed. He was very depressed and his face drooped all day. Sometimes Feng Xiaobao suddenly fell ill in the middle of the night, and Mr. Gu would take him to see a doctor. Haggard, even though he is still handsome, he just looks like he has something on his mind.

So the company's rumors spread more fiercely, saying everything.

"Did you see it? It must be impossible! What a big blow to a man! It's nothing more than a bolt from the blue! You must see a doctor in this situation! When I went in to deliver the report this morning, I smelled it on the boss. The smell of disinfectant!"

"That's right, I smelled it too, and I vaguely saw the medical records on the desk!"

The rumors spread more and more fiercely, and everyone saw Mr. Gu's gaunt figure day by day, with deep sympathy in his eyes.

If it was in the past, Mr. Gu must have realized something was wrong long ago, but recently his energy is focused on Feng Xiaobao, and he really has no energy to pay attention to things other than work.

So instead, Mr. Gu, who was retired at home, got the news first.

When Mr. Gu heard the news, he was shocked at first, then calmed down again, squinted his eyes and thought for a long time, finally showed a satisfied smile, and told his assistant: "Get ready, let's go to the company to meet our eldest son in the afternoon."

Then everyone in the company almost spread the word this afternoon: "Old President Gu asked Xiao Gu to come into the office with a black face. And shouted angrily——I didn’t! The voice was so loud that several people passing by outside the door heard it! What else can I do, I must admit that I can’t do it! What else can I think about?”

Directly crucify the incompetent Mr. Gu on the pillar of shame.

In the office, the old Mr. Gu smiled and chatted with the young Mr. Gu: "I heard that Feng Xiaobao is not in good health recently? You are exhausted to take care of him. Look at your current appearance. Will anyone dare to recognize you when you go out? The one you like Can the girl of the Qin family take a fancy to your sloppy look?"

Xiao Gu was always told by his father about the central matter, and he yelled angrily: "I didn't!"

And here Wu Yin added: "What Qin family girl doll? I don't know her at all!"

Mr. Gu smiled and didn't expose it, just said: "Oh, if there is no one, let's not have it. Let's assume that there is such a girl from the Qin family. You see, you are not too young, and your father is also at this age, about the same age as your father. His grandson will be able to go to university in a few years, if you don't get married, your parents will really not be able to help you take care of your children in a few years, you will be powerless!"

Mr. Gu said to him awkwardly: "What are you doing here today? I didn't say hello in advance, I have a meeting later! If we have something to do, let's go home and say it's okay? You have to go back and forth like this You can rest assured that my mother is at home alone!"

Mr. Gu still smiled: "Father, didn't you just attend the [-]-day banquet for the grandson of your old friend, pass by the company, and feel it, so I came to see you! You haven't been home for a long time, how is your mother?" I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you!"

Mr. Gu couldn't stand his father's routine the most. In the past, father and son fought against each other. He could make a big scene with each other by sticking his neck out.

But now Xiao Gu is really not good at this kind of tender scene.

I cursed secretly in my heart: Ginger is still old and spicy.

With an awkward expression on his face: "Don't worry about it, go back first, I'll go home for dinner in the evening, as for the grandson, he hasn't seen him yet! Don't get involved."

Mr. Gu was not angry, he got up slowly, and said to his son: "Then dad will go home first, let your mother cook your favorite eggplant stew, get off work early in the evening, don't be too tired."

Mr. Gu didn't know how to deal with his father's sudden change of routine. Although he had used this routine for several years, he was still not used to it.

So with a stiff face, he followed behind and sent his father to the car all the way, for fear that his father would suddenly think of something again, and then speak in that strange tone that made him feel uncomfortable at the door of the company, without saying a word, Before his father's car started, he turned and entered the company gate.

This is all right, everyone has new gossip to share.

"It's absolutely true, 100% true, Mr. Gu sent Mr. Gu downstairs with a black face, with the word reluctance written all over his body, the two must have not reached an agreement in the office, and also, in the company In front of the building, many people saw it. Mr. Gu turned around and left without waiting for Mr. Gu's car to drive away. Mr. Gu even rolled down the car window, planning to say something to Mr. Gu! But he could only watch Mr. Gu walked away with a sad face from behind!"

Stone Hammer!Real hammer!

Mr. Gu, who smashed it, couldn't argue with it.

The news reached Jiang Chiyue's ears, and it was Xiaoting's gossip with him when she had nothing to do.

Xiaoting is already a well-known agent in the industry. She followed the legendary Jiang Chiyue since she started her career. Later, Jiang Chiyue retired and arranged a very safe path for her. With the help of Zhou Ke and Mr. Xiaolin Help, career can be described as skyrocketing.

But in the face of Jiang Chiyue, Xiaoting is still the same Xiaoting who loves gossip, loves beautiful men, and thinks that her brother Jiang is the most handsome man in the world. Go to Jiang Chiyue's house.

Anyway, from Xiaoting who was "Jiangge drinks water" and "Jiangge drinks warm water" back then, she has evolved into "Don't forget to soak wolfberry in Jiangge's thermos cup!"

In short, it has the meaning of a straight man of steel.

At this point, it can't compare to the careful Xiaoshuai who went abroad to study to increase his experience under Jiang Chiyue's suggestion, and directly helped Mr. Xiaolin after he came back.

Xiaoting said to Jiang Chiyue with a frowning face, "Oh brother Jiang, I only heard about this recently, after all, I haven't been to Mr. Gu's company recently, but the news has already spread from their company to our company! I heard from my colleagues that the high-level executives seem to know a lot, and they all said that the last stone hammer was given by Mr. Gu. You said Mr. Gu will not really die, right? What a pity! Although he is a little older , but you need to have a good figure, a good appearance, and most importantly, the entire Gu Group has no successors!"

Jiang Chiyue was stunned: "What is this all about?"

Xiaoting said very seriously: "Brother Jiang, didn't you follow the teacher to go to the desert for archaeology recently and dig the tomb with a small shovel? I heard that you signed a non-disclosure agreement and you can't go online. I definitely don't know about it. It has already spread in the circle in a small area, and some people have even started to fantasize about helping Mr. Gu inherit the entire Gu Group!"

Jiang Chiyue: "!"

Xiaoting said: "Brother Jiang, I think Mr. Gu must be in a bad mood recently. Aren't you and him good friends? I don't like to talk about this kind of thing, but it should be easier between you men." !"

Jiang Chiyue thought for a while, then turned to call Boss Xiao Lin.

The trio Jiang Chiyue, Mr. Xiao Lin, and Mr. Gu who were often put together by netizens back then are rarely mentioned by the outside world.

On the one hand, Jiang Chiyue's life is becoming more and more low-key, and it is difficult for the media to capture him. On the other hand, in the eyes of outsiders, Mr. Gu and Mr. Lin are taking two completely different paths.

For example, Mr. Gu, who follows the path of indulgence, unrestrained love and freedom, no matter whether it is really 99 ex-girlfriends or not, but there are endless rumors about him.

There are even YY novels about him on many websites. Of course, Xiaoting, a gossip expert, told Jiang Chiyue these.

But Mr. Xiaolin is different. Ever since he and his wife gave birth to a daughter and held a wedding, by the way, after the two got married, the old man of the Sheng family was in a good mood and recovered his health. After returning home and cleaning up the dishonest children at home, Mr. After life that is really sweet.

I won a big project worth hundreds of millions and didn't see anyone showing off, so I started posting my baby in the circle of friends.

The first person my daughter saw when she opened her eyes was me. I was so happy and wanted to share it with others.

My daughter can eat complementary food, so cute, I want to share it with others.

My daughter called her father for the first time. She was so excited and wanted to share it with others.

Daughter can walk, awesome to share.

It’s okay if it’s just like this, the key is that he sends at least two news about his daughter every day. The daughter farts in her sleep and wakes herself up. She wakes up crying to find her father. She is very proud and wants to share it with others. .

Even when he is away on a business trip, he still insists on video with his daughter for half an hour every day, and then asks his family to take pictures of his daughter's daily life at home, and then share it with others.

Jiang Chiyue even blocked Mr. Xiaolin from Moments for a while.It's a pity that Mr. Kobayashi found out before he could block it for a week, because one day, Mr. Kobayashi called him specifically to ask him: "Did you block me from Moments? Why haven't you liked me recently?"

Well, Jiang Chiyue can only turn into an emotional like machine, and give Xiaolin's circle of friends a blank expression.

To be honest, it's not Mr. Xiao Lin's daughter who is annoying, but Mr. Xiao Lin's endless posts on Moments are annoying.The girl's appearance is really nothing to say, and everyone who has seen her can't help but come forward to tease her.

In short, President Xiao Gu and President Xiao Lin are such two extremes.

Gradually, the outside world will naturally not bring the two together.

In fact, the relationship between the three in private is very good.

After the phone call was through, Jiang Chiyue cut to the chase: "What's the news about Mr. Gu's failure?"

Mr. Xiao Lin still looked confused: "I was out of the country, and I only found out about it when I had dinner with a few high-level officials. This time, the news is menacing. It doesn't seem like rumors. The key is that their family's reaction is very strange. , logically speaking, who is Mr. Gu? It is impossible to cause a misunderstanding on these matters, but things have really spread like this, and I can't understand what's going on for a while."

So when the two of them made up their minds, Jiang Chiyue said, "Ask Mr. Gu directly. It's easy to get hurt by guessing."

But the two of them didn't feel at ease, so they asked someone to pack and deliver three big boxes of gifts to Mr. Gu.

So early in the morning, Mr. Gu came to work with a haggard look. His assistant knocked on the door and came in and said, "Boss, there is your courier downstairs. It is said that Mr. Jiang and Mr. Lin sent someone to deliver it to you."

Mr. Gu knew who it was as soon as he heard it, so he waved his hand: "Let someone send it directly!"

When the assistant went out, he murmured, "It must be a bad intention to send something suddenly."

Xiao Gu always felt that those two people were probably trying to play tricks. After so many years, their methods were still so naive, and their tricks were not new at all.

So the assistant came in with two secretaries, humming and carrying three big boxes of things, and Mr. Gu took a step back without any trace, standing at a safe distance.He said to the assistant expressionlessly: "Please open it for me first."

The assistant didn't think much about it. He had done a lot of this kind of work for the boss. He took out a pen knife from the pen holder on the desk next to him and skillfully cut open the plastic bag.

Then Mr. Gu heard several people gasp in unison.

Xiao Gu stood far away from the main station, watched the reactions of several people, and thought to himself: Sure enough.

He hummed in his heart, his face was very calm, and he felt that these people were still not calm enough, how could they show such an unsteady side in front of the boss?

With a calm expression on his face, he waved a few people out: "Go and do your work first, I will clean up here."

They all disappeared outside the boss's office in less than two seconds, as if there was a dog chasing behind them.

Mr. Gu saw that everyone was gone, so he rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward to check. Seeing this, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

I saw three big boxes, glass bottles were wrapped with very good shockproof materials, and the sticky notes on the top of the bottles were written in bold and wanton words - donkey whip!Deer whip!Tiger whip!

Mr. Gu immediately exploded with anger.

He took out his phone and called the two of them.

Then I received a video call request from Mr. Kobayashi.

After the three of them were online, Mr. Xiao Lin took the lead and said solemnly: "Gu, it's not that my brother said you. You didn't tell us about such a big thing. Do you not treat us as brothers?"

Mr. Gu was so angry that he fell on his back. Before he had time to ask questions, he heard Jiang Chiyue say again: "Brother Gu, I've heard people say that, although this problem is a bit difficult for men to talk about, you should have said it earlier." Tell us, everyone can still help you find a doctor in private, now it’s all right, everyone knows, and our brother didn’t know until the end, do you know how passive you make us like this?”

Although Mr. Gu is angry, his IQ is still online.After listening for a while, he asked inexplicably, "Are you sure you're not joking."

Mr. Xiaolin was serious: "Who is free to make fun of this kind of thing? If it weren't for the rumors inside your company, how would we know such details?"

Jiang Chiyue looked cold: "You know, I just came back from the desert."

Mr. Gu hurriedly hung up the phone to find an assistant.

Mr. Xiao Lin hung up the phone and couldn't stop laughing while covering his chest.

Jiang Chiyue hung up the phone, and lay lazily on the recliner by the bay window, basking in the sun with her eyes closed.The feet in slippers swayed happily from side to side.

As for Xiao Gu's head office, the three assistants walked out in shock and disappeared in the administrative corridor.

Soon word spread about the company again.

"The boss asks people to buy aphrodisiacs everywhere. He has reached the point where he doesn't shy away from people. Many people in the company have seen it. Maybe we will have another way to rise in the future."

"In the future, whoever of our family has an ancient prescription for strengthening yang will give it to the boss to try. What if it works? Wouldn't it indirectly save the next generation of the entire Gu Group! This is a great contribution! I don't want too much, I just want a small villa within the third ring road!"

After listening to the assistant's report with a dark face, Mr. Gu gritted his teeth and asked, "Why didn't anyone tell me?"

Under the threat of the boss's year-end bonus, the assistant decided to tell the truth: "That's not that, the main reason is that you haven't had a girlfriend for more than half a year!"

Mr. Gu was so angry that he fell on his back!

What kind of bullshit is this horse riding?

He changed girlfriends every now and then, no one said anything, and he thought everything was normal, but in the end, he felt that he met the right person and wanted to settle down and live a good life. Everyone thought it was magical.

So Mr. Guo asked his assistant with a gloomy face: "Is it impossible for me to change my ways?"

The assistant said, "Boss, are you joking about the Big Bang?", and said with a mournful face, "Yes, you are right. It's because everyone didn't think carefully. I'll go and refute the rumors for you."

Mr. Gu first laughed angrily at the assistant's expression, and then was moved by his work attitude, so he generously decided to forgive him: "Go, work hard, this matter is done well, and the year-end bonus will be doubled!"

The assistant is suffering!

This horse-riding person is tripled, and someone must believe it when he says it!

Boss, you feel your conscience and say, you have become a vegetarian, does anyone believe it?

How can the gossip that the boss has changed his ways and wants to return to the family, and live a good life as a good woman and man, against the argument that the boss's veteran in love has finally stumbled and died?

People's hatred of the rich applies everywhere.

Otherwise, how could this groundless gossip spread so widely?

Mr. Gu went home that day and chatted with Feng Xiaobao, who was lying lazily and motionless on the carpet: "I think the root cause of this matter lies with you. If it wasn't for taking care of you, how could I be so haggard? Can people misunderstand me like this?" How long? How do you think you will compensate me?"

Feng Xiaobao's heart: It seems that I let you sleep with 99 ex-girlfriends, and I held your head to prevent you from sleeping with the hundredth girlfriend?

Ah.

the man.

Worse than a dog.

Feng Xiaobao thought endlessly: That dog thing that humans scold people, dog man, is really the biggest insult to a dog.

Mr. Gu is also a man of action. Now that he has discovered the root cause of the matter, he decided to take a drastic step - get married!

So, while everyone was stunned, Mr. Gu got a certificate with a girl surnamed Qin, and held a high-profile wedding.

At the wedding, Mr. Gu smiled like a flower, shuttled through the crowd, and greeted relatives and friends to eat and drink well.

Everyone smiled on their faces, and turned around and said: "Look, I'm not wrong! This kind of thing is really not a big deal for rich people! Don't say that Gu Yanshu still has a face to see, even if he is ugly, There are still a lot of young girls vying for it."

"That's right! But after all, if a man can't do it, won't he become a pervert after a long time?"

"What does that have to do with us? We just need to watch from the sidelines!"

As a result, seven months later, the Gu family sent out a large number of invitations, saying that their daughter-in-law gave birth to a unicorn for their Gu family, and they wanted to invite relatives and friends to celebrate in the imperial banquet building.

Now everyone was terrified.

"This should be the seed of the Gu family, right? The huge family property of the Gu family can't be taken advantage of by outsiders, right?"

"I've heard people say that they are married with a son. Maybe it was Xiao Gu who was pregnant before Mr. Gu couldn't do it. Wouldn't it be a golden bump? Mrs. Qin is really lucky!"

"Speaking of it, Xiao Gu is always really bad. What's the use of having so much money? Men are dead, it's so boring to think about it!"

In the end, the Gu family didn't know what to do. It was rumored that Mr. Gu, who had been dying for a long time and was gradually becoming abnormal, sent invitations widely in the autumn of the next year, inviting relatives and friends to treat guests at the Imperial Banquet Building, saying that it was their daughter-in-law who was celebrating the Gu family's birthday again. Spend a thousand pieces of gold, and invite relatives and friends to come to congratulate you on the joy of making tiles.

Everyone is completely confused now, is this going to work?Still not working and cured?

Mr. Gu proudly hugged his daughter and his two friends and showed off: "Is the young master okay? Can you do it? Look at the young master's own daughter! How handsome! Just like the young master!"

Jiang Chiyue looked at the little guy whose face was blushing like a monkey's butt and whose eyes were still open, and was speechless for a while.

Mr. Xiao Lin rolled his eyes speechlessly: "It's as if someone doesn't have a daughter. If you can do it, it's enough for your wife to know. Does the whole world know if it's necessary?"

Mr. Gu curled his lips in dissatisfaction: "Don't think I don't know what these people have been muttering in private for the past two years, it's too hateful!"

Jiang Chiyue was speechless: "Who is to blame for this? If you keep yourself clean, who would suspect you of going to that kind of place just because you haven't had a new girlfriend for half a year."

Mr. Gu waved his hand angrily to chase away people: "Hurry up and get out, don't tarnish my reputation in front of my daughter!"

Jiang Chiyue and President Xiao Lin looked at each other and smiled after leaving the house, shaking their heads together.

Such days are fun, aren't they?

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