Born to be a showman

Teacher Jiang often tells the students in class: "Teacher likes the ordinary and stable life now."

However, is Teacher Jiang's life really ordinary in the eyes of students?

No!

There are still some archaeological posts in the campus forum of Experiment No. [-] Middle School, which are often found by new students, and then the old people take the trouble to tell the new students about the great achievements of Mr. Ke Pujiang.

Including but not limited to #Don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend#

#That math teacher who taught history in the third year of high school is really super awesome in sports x#

#warn!warn!From the experience summed up by a group of old seniors with blood and tears!Don't be stupid in front of Mr. Jiang, otherwise his serialized comics will have an extra student based on you! #

These posts have covered thousands of floors, and they are the ashes of the experimental middle school forum. Every student who starts to visit the campus forum will be amazed: "To understand the influential people in our school, the following posts must be read!"

Then there is a series of link addresses.

Speaking of the life experience summed up by these old seniors with blood and tears, we should start from a year ago. At that time, Mr. Jiang had successfully passed the written test and interview, and became a history teacher in the third year of Experimental Middle School. During a class, I also occasionally watch naughty students for the physical education teacher who is not feeling well.

The fact that Teacher Jiang returned to campus life to teach caused a great sensation in the society at that time. The person who can take on film and television work doesn't really quit filming completely, he just wants to change to a new way of life.

Then, the fans discovered that the life of Brother Xiaojiang in their family was really colorful. They all thought that Brother Xiaojiang had successfully become a history teacher. Well, this is very good. After all, Brother Xiaojiang was the history teacher of Sichuan University back then. He graduated from a major, and his teacher is now a veteran professor of University A, and he often expresses his respect for Brother Xiaojiang in public.

The results of it?

Fans gradually shifted their star chasing to the campus forum of Experimental Middle School, wow!It's like opening the door to a new world, and discovering that my brother Jiang's life is not too exciting!

What after-school life guides students to run blackboard newspapers, the effect shocked the audience.

What kind of long-distance running champion and high jump champion in the teachers' group of the sports meeting should not be too easy.

What is it to become the leader of the campus discipline team, and to catch classmates' puppy love in every corner of the campus every day!It's all normal operation.

Then, everyone discovered that Mr. Jiang was really taking part-time jobs after winter and summer vacations. The sixth part of "The Landlord's Silly Son" has been filmed, and the ratings remain high. It is still a favorite show for audiences every year. Two rounds have been played in two countries, and the popularity is comparable to that of a certain grid that has been played on Mango TV for 13 years in a row during the summer vacation.

At the same time, Mr. Jiang also started his career of serializing comics on Weibo. The style of his paintings is very simple and crude, just a variety of stick figures. That day, Mr. Jiang sent a message on Weibo for the first time.

Jiang Chiyue v: In my previous life I killed pigs, but in this life I teach.

The accompanying picture shows a few stick figures explaining a story that made the teacher vomit three liters of blood in a simple and rude way.

According to the story, the homeroom teacher was on maternity leave, and the history teacher temporarily replaced the homeroom teacher. As a result, several students in the class failed the history quiz. They discussed privately and ran away from home.

The parents and school teachers were so anxious that they almost called the police and mobilized all the teachers to find them. As a result, the history teacher found a few brats in an Internet cafe near the school in the middle of the night.

At that time, a few brats were drinking fat house happy water and eating spicy noodles in an Internet cafe, and the computer screen was stuck at the highlight moment of the birth of a new generation of Qiu Mingshan Rider!Several people got together and discussed what excuses they could use to fool the teachers and parents later.

The teacher remained calm on the surface, expressing his understanding of the behavior of the few people running away from home, turned to the network administrator when he turned around, and invited the few people to play games for most of the night with a smile.Let's have a fun drag racing together under the Qiuming Mountain.The car raced so fast that several students' faces were sallow, their expressions were sallow, they were ashamed and angry, they gritted their teeth, and shook their heads repeatedly when they mentioned Qiu Mingshan.

The next day, several people obediently went home to admit their mistakes to the teachers and parents, and realized how naive and irresponsible their behavior was this time.

It's such a simple story, but it was Xiao Jiang who made the Weibo post. That day, this Weibo became a hot search, attracting the approval of countless teachers and practitioners.

——Women who test teachers never admit defeat!

——We are not here to teach, we are here to overcome the catastrophe!I suspect that if I can't ascend in the daytime, I will be wiped out without leaving any traces!

——"Li Bai took a boat without money, and the boatman kicked him off the boat." Written by a student in my class, can I still save it?

——Sisters upstairs stand up, the students in my class wrote "I am dj radiant, I am the craziest in Qingqing Prairie. I am dj Xiao Huihui, my dad catches sheep and I herd sheep", am I still staying up all night?

——To be honest, I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and saw this Weibo, because I suddenly remembered in a dream that the garbage in the back of my classroom might not be disposed of.

——Sister, who is harder than me? She is obviously a very leisurely mental health teacher. As a result, the students have too much homework to finish and they have a mental breakdown. What's wrong?

From then on, Mr. Jiang started Weibo to update the campus routine from time to time, and fans began to follow the series very Buddhistly.

Everyone was very happy, and even a publishing house contacted Mr. Jiang to help publish comics, and the manuscript fee was quite considerable. The only request was-continue to update!do not stop!

But Mr. Jiang did not agree, and refused in this way: "Creation needs inspiration. My inspiration comes from my students. If the students learn well one day, the serialization will naturally end."

At that time, Mr. Jiang was wearing a simple white shirt and black trousers, with short hair neatly attached to his scalp. He was tall and had long legs. With two textbooks for class under his arms, he stood at the door of the classroom with one hand in his pocket, Talking to the staff of the publishing house who has been with him for a week, the picture is so beautiful that it is unreal.

However, the students who heard this shivered and sat in their seats, not daring to make unnecessary movements.

On the same day, some students moved the live conversation to the campus forum. At the end, the author wrote very seriously: "Mr. Jiang has done this for everyone, are you moved?"

There are thousands of floors of high-rise buildings below, and they all replied: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move!"

At the beginning, Mr. Jiang sent a few runaway children to make their debut. Netizens all over the country know that the experimental middle school gave a few historical quizzes and ran away. Finally, the teacher pressed their heads on The students who abused the food in the Internet cafe, and the idle reporters contacted the school to interview these people, but luckily the school blocked them.

Later, there were some students who were too excited for the first place in the exam and stole to the rooftop to sing poems to vent their emotions. However, they missed the time and couldn't get off. They cried loudly on the rooftop and provoked the school security to finally let them down.

There are also students who sneakily confessed that they went to the wrong dormitory building, and ended up calling out a girl with the same name and surname.

There are also students who insist on being handsome and eating popsicles on campus when it freezes outside in winter, and their mouths are stuck by the popsicles.

In short, every time Mr. Jiang serializes comics, the Experimental Middle School will have one or a few more students who made their debut, and netizens can reap a wave of memory killing and happy hahaha.

This day, Mr. Jiang just finished class, and several students hurriedly chased after Mr. Jiang and acted like a baby: "Teacher, our class will have a class reunion next weekend, will you come?"

Teacher Jiang looks very handsome with one hand in his pocket. This has become his signature movement. Many students think that Teacher Jiang has an indescribably casual and handsome feeling, and they secretly imitate Teacher Jiang's look like walking.

Just don't let Teacher Jiang know.

But does Mr. Jiang, who has become a master, really not know?

Teacher Jiang seemed to be in a good mood today, so he smiled and imitated the tone of the students and replied: "Why do you have to ask the teacher to go duck?"

A classmate who had a good relationship with Mr. Jiang said, "Teacher, don't say that we are not loyal enough. That day we invited the English teacher from the next class to join us. That is Mr. Ouyang, who is as good-looking as a star on TV!"

He also winked at Mr. Jiang, which made Mr. Jiang amused.

So he looked lazy, and while walking around the students who greeted him in the corridor, he replied casually: "It's really a coincidence, the teacher agreed to have dinner with my daughter that day."

Several students petrified on the spot.

After a long time, a student stammered with a broken face and asked, "Girl, girl, is that what I mean?"

Teacher Jiang's face was full of innocence: "Does this word have a meaning that I don't know?"

After speaking, disregarding the collapsed expressions on the students' worldviews, he waved his hands back chicly, leaving a very ruthless look behind them.

It has to be said that Teacher Jiang's emotional life has become the focus of attention of fans, students and teachers around him.

Mr. Jiang is good at everything, full of strengths all over his body, but such a good man, besides having a daughter who was exposed in the past, was also the daughter who was snatched up by half of the entertainment circle later, and his love life was really poor and useless.

The fans of other people's homes are all - Zai Zai, you are still young, Ma Ma does not allow you to fall in love!

A fan of Mr. Jiang’s family——Mr. Jiang, you are not young anymore, what do you think you like?We krypton gold will find it for you!

Now even the students around him are starting to worry about his lifelong affairs.

Teacher Jiang thinks this is a sweet burden.

In the end, these few students didn't trick Teacher Jiang into the class reunion on the weekend, and Teacher Jiang's new series of comics was updated.

The title is called - Puppies love the students attention!

The content of the manga is roughly like this: First, I briefly talked about the fact that some students wanted to introduce him to someone in the name of a class reunion today, and focused on one of the students-it was a sunny and sunny day, and the teacher worked hard as always Patrolling the campus to catch puppy love, skipping classes, arriving late and leaving early, catching littering, I never thought, teacher, I saw a male classmate I knew and an unknown person who were holding hands and dating in a small pavilion by Wensi Lake on campus. female classmate.

Something even more unexpected happened, this classmate please pay attention, the teacher is focusing on you here!The first time you saw the teacher, you panicked and let go of the hand you held with the female classmate, then left the female classmate and ran away by yourself, leaving the poor female classmate to face the teacher alone!

Although you thought the distance was far and there was only one mask, your reaction was fast enough, the teacher probably didn't recognize you!But the teacher told you a fact today - the teacher's dynamic vision is 5.0, and the result of going to the archery gym last week was all ten rings!

The teacher here wants to tell you something from the heart: You are extremely irresponsible. If the teacher and my daughter find a boyfriend like you, the teacher will break her leg and cannot let her be with you of!

But don't worry, the teacher has given you a very, very thick horse here. God knows this matter, you know it, I know it, and the majority of netizens know it!

Undoubtedly, another unnamed classmate from Experimental Middle School made his C debut.

Really.

Celebrate all day.

Many parents even saw Mr. Jiang’s Weibo, and when they turned back to the parents’ meeting, they said to the teacher: “As a parent, I can also understand that it is normal for young children to have strong hormone secretion and interest in the opposite sex, but As Teacher Jiang said, children do not have the correct ability to recognize people, nor do they have the courage to take on the choices they make. It is really irresponsible for both of you to talk to other children about what you want when you come up out of the blue. gone."

For this reason, the school specially held a lecture on "Correct understanding of getting along with the opposite sex in adolescence". Teacher Jiang played a temporary guest lecturer and delivered a 10-minute speech in the lecture, which made the students very funny.

It just so happened that Feng Cha came back from England that day, and Jiang Chiyue rushed home after work. Sister Zhang made a table of dishes that the three of them liked, and they could serve dinner after Jiang Chiyue washed his hands.

As a result, Feng Cha, Jiang Chiyue and his son sat at the dinner table and waited for 5 minutes, but there was no sign of Yuanbao.

Jiang Chiyue asked suspiciously: "Dad, didn't Yuan Bao talk to you just now?"

Feng Cha also found it very strange: "Yeah, just now she complained to me that what the teacher teaches in class is too simple, and she can't understand what the students in the class are thinking about, so simple things are out of class , and kept asking, she was almost bored to death."

Feng Cha complained on the lips, but in fact, the expression on his face should not be too proud!"My granddaughter, like me! Smart!" written all over her face

Jiang Chiyue rolled her eyes speechlessly.I went upstairs to find someone.

As a result, when he went upstairs, he heard Yuan Bao on the phone, his tone was still a little impatient, and Jiang Chiyue's heart almost melted when he saw the wrinkled nose.

This girl listened to what the Lin family wanted, and took advantage of her father's advantages. She was nine years old, with exquisite eyebrows and eyes, and no one could look away from her. Such a well-born, well-mannered little girl , must be very popular in school.

At this time, Jiang Chiyue thought very illogically: What if there are naughty bad boys in school who bully my daughter?If I had known this, I should have gone straight to primary school to teach, at least I could see people in person.

When I came back to my senses, my daughter was very impatient and complained to the person on the other end of the phone: "It's very simple multiplication. I can't memorize the multiplication formula. I can calculate it slowly by addition. I keep saying it over and over again." How many times have you said it, why don't you understand? Then what do you need me to say to you to understand?"

Ouch, Jiang Chiyue was overjoyed when she lost her temper.

You must know that Yuan Bao's patience is limited when facing her brother Niannian, and her first younger brother, Xiao Shitou, is even soft and temperless in front of her daughter. Sometimes the old lady of the Lin family feels that her granddaughter This temper is due to Xiao Shitou's good temperament, if it is someone else, well, forget it.

Jiang Chiyue made a movement under her feet in a good mood. When her daughter looked over with big round eyes, she stretched out her hand and gently rubbed her head. After answering the phone, she said to the child opposite in a more gentle tone: "You Okay, it’s Yuan Bao’s classmate Congee Congee, right? I’m Yuan Bao’s father, and my uncle happens to be a teacher too. If you don’t understand any questions, tell your uncle, don’t worry. Uncle will explain to you slowly and keep what you understand Very thorough!"

Jiang Chiyue reached out her hand to signal Yuan Bao to go downstairs for dinner: "Let's have dinner with grandpa first, don't be hungry, dad will take care of it for you here."

Yuan Bao looked at her father with shining eyes, with "My father is really amazing" written all over her eyes, jumping up and down the small building.

Jiang Chiyue chased after her and shouted, "Go downstairs and be careful!"

In the end, after Feng Cha went upstairs after dinner, Jiang Chiyue made the last call slowly: "Tangtang, right? Next time you have a question you don't understand, just call uncle, and uncle will help you answer patiently." , Uncle believes that we men can establish true friendship, don’t you think so? Well, since you regard Uncle as a friend, Uncle also has the cheek to ask you for a favor, yes, it’s about classmate Yuan Bao. If anyone in your class wants to ask Yuan Bao for advice after school, you can tell Uncle directly, and Uncle will invite you to eat at home later!"

Jiang Chiyue hung up the phone, and Feng Cha looked at him with strange eyes: "My granddaughter is so popular? No wonder I went to the parent-teacher meeting with Lao Lin last time, those kids were very enthusiastic! Children nowadays are not Easy!"

Jiang Chiyue rolled her eyes angrily: "Then you are still watching the fun!"

"Am I watching my granddaughter's excitement? I'm watching my son's excitement! Look at this picture of a good father at home now, I don't know how many girls like it when I put it out! Tell me about you, why don't you How about enlightenment?"

Jiang Chiyue really has no idea about getting married and starting a family. He told Feng Cha a long time ago, and when Feng Cha mentioned it again, he quickly changed the subject: "You have the skills, why don't you let Eric have a baby quickly, and you can help Bringing a baby!"

Speaking of Eric, Feng Cha couldn't explain it in words. A year ago, Feng Cha finally felt that his nephew Eric's business ability could be mastered, so he stuffed him into a company under the family to hone his skills. As a result, he worked for less than three years. Yue, who had no success in his career, ran back excitedly and told him: "Uncle, I feel that I have found my soul mate, just like you and your aunt, and I will believe that it is her feeling in this life, you can understand me right?"

Seeing the hellish expression on Feng Cha's face, Eric lobbied even more desperately: "Don't look at me like this. After you meet her, all prejudices will disappear, and you will be moved by her wisdom."

Feng Cha was indeed moved by the intelligence of the other party, because otherwise, Feng Cha didn't know what else could be moved by that girl.

In Feng Cha's eyes, that girl has no looks, no temperament, no family background.He could only grit his teeth and admit what his nephew said, and said to the outside world that he was moved by the girl's wisdom.

Because the girl came from the Ross family, the Ross family directed by Allen. In order to engage in art, a large family lost the huge family property left by their ancestors to the same Ross family.

In the end, it turned out that Eric had vision, and the girl did have wisdom.

Even his business talent is not inferior to Eric's, and he can be regarded as an outlier of the Ross family. Later, I heard that if the girl hadn't been taking care of the Ross family's property in recent years, with the speed of his family's prodigal family, I'm afraid it's already over.

Among other things, her uncle, director Alan, invests hundreds of millions of dollars in making movies every year, which is not something ordinary people can bear, not to mention that their family has a madness that does not care about art, like that girl's father, listen He said that at the London auction last month, he frantically bid with others for a painting, and all of a sudden [-] million U.S. dollars were thrown out.

Anyway, Feng Cha couldn't say anything about it.

So he finally told his nephew Eric: "If you are really not interested in managing the family business, give me a grandson as soon as possible, and teach the grandson how to do it early, and we will all be relieved. You suffer and your son Suffer, choose one yourself."

So Eric decisively chose the latter.

Feng Cha said to Jiang Chiyue: "Before I came here, Eric said that he was two months pregnant, and our family finally has something to look forward to."

It's sad to say that.

Jiang Chiyue thought, there is something to look forward to!A large family has a huge family business and no one likes to take care of it. The only niece and daughter-in-law who is interested in business is very principled. Except for her own part, she doesn't interfere with Eric's work at all.

Feng Cha decided not to continue this sad topic, and instead asked: "Didn't your teacher ask you to do research with him? What's the matter with you staying in high school? Are you really out of ideas?"

Jiang Chiyue got up lazily and walked downstairs: "I am very satisfied with my current living conditions. Someday I will feel tired and want to change my environment. Maybe I will go to my teacher. It's never too late to do research. Don't follow me." Don't worry, by the way, I'll go down to eat first."

Jiang Chiyue really thinks that life now is very interesting, sometimes even a little thrilling.

No, back at school, some students quietly came to the office to look for him, and the atmosphere was mysterious: "Mr. Jiang, I made a good thing, don't say I'm not mean enough not to treat you as a friend." Ah! This buddy shared it with you as soon as he made it, and if he gets rich with this thing later, he will treat you to dinner!"

Jiang Chiyue also finds it interesting that this student has reached the second stage of middle school. He himself has no such miraculous experience, but he fully respects the growth process of these children. Sometimes he indulges these students in calling them regardless of their age. fun.

I thought what this kid was talking about, but when I figured it out, Jiang Chiyue was really surprised by the talent of her students.

Then, he twisted the student's ear and asked him seriously: "You said just now, how do you get rich with this thing?"

The student didn't know why, so he grinned and didn't dare to do anything to Mr. Jiang. The key is that he knows that in terms of force, he is no match for the thin Mr. Jiang. This feels terrible, okay?

"It hurts! It hurts! The teacher really hurts! Can you let go first? Let go and let's talk!"

Now they don't call each other brothers anymore. Now that they know Jiang Chiyue is a teacher, they are also good at observing words and expressions.

Jiang Chiyue let go of her hand and motioned for the other party to sit down and talk about it. The students didn't dare to sit down anymore, so they obediently stood opposite Jiang Chiyue, stammering: "That's right, let's sell it. Look at this game now. How popular! I sell this hack for ten yuan at a time, and it will be a lot of money in the future!"

He said it quite flatteringly.

So Mr. Jiang gave him another half-day lecture on the law, telling him that selling game cheats is an illegal act, the amount involved is too large, and he is likely to face huge fines and tears behind bars.He also found the perpetrators of countless similar cases who appeared in front of the camera in prison uniforms for him to watch carefully.

The frightened student turned pale, saying that he would never dare to let the poor child go.

Then with a wave of his hand, he sent people to the corridor to stand and reflect.

The teachers who came and went made fun of Jiang Chiyue: "Mr. Jiang, this is not right today. Is it corporal punishment on students? This is not allowed!"

Jiang Chiyue smiled gently: "It's okay, this kid is dishonest, and asked me about the content of the history test paper for this midterm exam! You said a science student, he didn't wake up! I asked him to go outside Blow the air to wake up your mind!"

The classmate who woke up outside: "I don't know which crime sounds better."

Of course, as expected, this incident became the material for Mr. Jiang's serial comics, and this student also appeared in Mr. Jiang's works as an anonymous stick figure.

Finally, Teacher Jiang also warned everyone: "Observing discipline and law is the responsibility and obligation of every citizen!"

The students really love and hate Teacher Jiang, but the love must be deeper than the hate!

As many fans have said - my idol is so good, isn't it what I like about him?I must learn from him desperately and strive to be an excellent blue boy paper!

Students sometimes ask Mr. Jiang in private: "Teacher, what does it feel like to be famous at a young age?"

It was the first time someone asked Jiang Chiyue this question face to face in so many years. He really thought about it seriously before he said lazily, "It's just that I've been crazy for a long time. When I calm down, I realize that I'm only 25!"

Hi!This answer is really beating and annoying!

The students put this conversation in Mr. Jiang's chat, and Mr. Jiang was complained by his fans as expected.

——Heh, this man hasn't changed at all, he still deserves to be beaten just like before!

—Oh, I am not at all surprised to hear such an answer!

——Sisters, stop talking nonsense, please pay attention to me, I found two more people who said they have a crush on Brother Xiaojiang in public, our priority now is not to say whether the other party intends to take advantage of Brother Xiaojiang, But we should have a clear understanding!How to make a tutorial suitable for the other party, and tell the other party how to approach Brother Xiaojiang quickly and accurately!

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

Soon, a topic of #How can I be friends with optimistic people# successfully entered the top ten hot searches.

Everyone clicked on it, and lost their temper. This is the so-called - brother is not in the world, and there are legends about brother everywhere in the world.

You talk about the current little fresh meat little fairy, who claims to be top-notch, and there is no one who teaches with quality in the hot searches every now and then!

Look at other people's hot search content, it is very solid at first glance, there is no trace of navy, the participation rate of netizens and passers-by is very high, and the degree of discussion is also high, there is no reason to reason.

The third hot comment: First of all, we know that things of a kind flock together and people are divided into groups, and good-looking people are friends with good-looking people.So, first of all, we should find a good-looking little brother to be our friend, and we have a tentative goal—Mr. Gu!Then through the good-looking little brothers, get to know more good-looking little brothers, such as-Mr. Xiao Lin!Through these two good-looking little brothers, I get to know a group of good-looking little brothers, such as Wang Zhong!Wang Yang, wait!If you continue like this, you will finally find out that good-looking little brothers play with good-looking little brothers, and you can't play with them at all! ! ! Hhhhhh.

The second hot comment: In a word, good-looking and rich!

Hot Comment No. [-]: I heard that someone wants to be my friend?Raising eyebrows and laughing jpg.

As for why such a sentence is the most popular comment, there are naturally his reasons, because Jiang Chiyue himself has ended, and he used his own Weibo to reply such a sentence under the topic, and countless netizens wanted to be friends with the good-looking brother .

This comment was quickly followed by thousands of replies, all of which were: "Brother Jiang, look at me! I'm the one who wants to be your friend!"

Some people in the entertainment industry who have a good relationship with Jiang Chiyue also joined in the fun, especially those mentioned in the third hot comment, who even made a speech under this comment, saying, "I want to make friends with Mr. Jiang." friend!"

Some people have to be convinced that Jiang Chiyue is really a mudslide. Although his main job is teaching and his side job is acting, his popularity is here and there is no way.

The couple who were about to announce their relationship that day could only be thankful that they had the opportunity to make corrections in time for their originally scheduled announcement.

This is Mr. Dingliujiang, a teacher circle with deep merit and fame.

Until one day, Mr. Jiang’s manga updated a manga about a student in the elementary school next door who was addicted to mobile games for a long time and became cross-eyed and had to seek medical treatment in time. He told netizens: “I’m going to invest in making this manga into a unit drama , because there are many stories in it that seem silly and funny, but they are actually very educational, and we are now recruiting young actors who are learning to act, and everyone is welcome to sign up."

As soon as Jiang Chiyue came home, Feng Cha said to him: "You are a life that is constantly tossing. From this point of view, it's not like your mother, but you follow me."

Lin Cheng didn't think so. He said that Jiang Chiyue said: "After all kinds of mortal disasters, it's like a cool breeze blowing on your face."