Born to be a showman

Facts have proved that Jiang Chiyue's suspicion is correct.

His daughter's aesthetics was indeed deviated by him, not only in aesthetics, but also in character.

Just as Jiang Chiyue was leaving the Internet cafe in this strange mood, she received a call from kindergarten teacher Xiao Zhang.

On the other end of the phone, Teacher Xiao Zhang told Jiang Chiyue one thing in a very serious tone: Jiang Shuyue didn't know what martial arts drama he watched, and he advocated loyalty among his classmates.

Teacher Xiao Zhang said: "Today, the new intern teacher in the kindergarten taught everyone nursery rhymes. The teacher asked the third row of children wearing the blue Donald Duck brooch to answer the questions, but the child didn't stand up. He took off the brooch and put it on his chest, stood up and answered the questions for his classmates."

Jiang Chiyue: "!"

Jiang Chiyue felt her forehead throbbing.

Teacher Xiao Zhang continued: "Afterwards, the children seemed to have received some kind of inspiration and encouragement, and they were restless in class all day long, and tended to regard Yuanbao children as bosses. If this continues, it will be very detrimental to the children's development. , I hope parents can cooperate with our teachers to do ideological work for Yuanbao students, so that everyone can strictly abide by the school's rules and regulations, after all, we are sincerely doing good for the children."

Jiang Chiyue agreed to Teacher Xiao Zhang's request, and called back home, but Sister Zhang answered the phone and said that Yuan Bao drove a bumper car and made an appointment to play with the new kid next door.

Jiang Chiyue talked about the situation reported by Mr. Zhang, and asked Sister Zhang if she knew.

Sister Zhang told Jiang Chiyue very honestly: "Sir, the kid you said was helped by Yuan Bao is from the family next door. Hey, he is obviously a boy. He is handsome and thin, and he has several children." The first time I emphasized that he is the elder brother, but our family Yuanbao called him younger sister as soon as we met, and promised the parents that he would protect the younger sister in the kindergarten and not allow people to bully the younger sister."

Jiang Chiyue: "!"

These are some magical brain circuits.

The more Jiang Chiyue thinks about it, the more she feels that there is something wrong with her daughter's development path. There is still room for your aesthetic deviation, but you won't be able to distinguish between men and women, right?

Jiang Chiyue felt that it was a very worrying thing for her daughter to grow up slowly.

So after filming the next day, I rushed home early while the weather was still dark, and had to talk to Yuan Bao about it.

As a result, at the edge of my garden, I saw two children huddling together and ruining the flowers and plants in the garden. There was even mud on their hands, faces, clothes and shoes.

Taking a step forward softly, he heard Yuan Bao and the boy say, "This time I'm going to add some rose petals to make a rose cake."

Another child said: "Then I don't add anything, I just like the cake without the messy petals, the rose cake looks like the blush my mother put on her face, red like a monkey's butt."

Jiang Chiyue thought that Yuan Bao would at least be angry when he heard this, but her daughter was so stupid and bold that no one would give her face.

As a result, I heard my daughter agree very much: "That's right, I saw that Aunt Zhang always said that there were red bloodshots on her face, and she needed to do some concealer treatment, and then painted her face pale, and said that her complexion was not good, so she needed to apply some concealer." Blush, I really don’t know what adults are thinking, and blush is not good-looking, but I can’t say it directly.”

As an actor, Jiang Chiyue was already very familiar with makeup. Now that he heard the straight man speaking from his daughter, he simply didn't know what the problem was.

Before I could figure it out, I heard another child answer: "Adults sometimes like to do weird things. My mother tosses my father's razor back and forth on her face every night. Tell her that girls don't need to shave, she is not happy, and said that it is some kind of facial cleanser, just like I am a child, I don't understand anything, huh!~"

Jiang Chiyue: "!"

Jiang Chiyue saw the crooked Yuan Bao, squeezed something with mud, and then showed it to the child: "Sister, here you are, let me tell you a little secret, my Uncle Zhou is even more strange, I saw him Use clippers to pluck eyebrows, and then use a pen to draw eyebrows, do you think he is stupid?"

The child pouted and frowned unhappily: "It has been said that I am not a younger sister, but an older brother."

Yuan Bao retorted: "You are younger than me, and you are as good-looking as a younger sister, so you are my younger sister!"

Well, Jiang Chiyue knows the identity of this child. The two adults in the newly moved house next door have never met, but through the two children, they have been friends for a long time.

The little boy looked really delicate and thin, and his appearance was exquisite and abnormal. It was not impossible for people to recognize him as a girl if he didn't say anything.

I was about to go up to say hello to the two children, but before I lifted my feet, I heard the little boy say: "Your uncle is not the strangest person! My aunt often paints her mouth very red. My mother said that my aunt is eating The villain of the child, if I am disobedient, let my aunt eat me, and then I asked my aunt whether to eat children, my aunt said that she was just poisoned, and her mouth was like that when she was poisoned on TV. "

"Their adults are just so naive and weird. There's nothing they can do about it. Maybe they think I'm a child and don't understand anything."

As he spoke, he looked up at the sky sadly at 45 degrees, with a look of "Why are you so bored, my lord".

Then I heard Yuan Bao say, "It's a little dry, add some water."

I had no choice but to obediently lower my head and add water to the mud.

Seeing this, Jiang Chiyue simply found a place to sit down, and listened to how much the two straight guys still had to vomit.By the way, he took out his phone and turned on the recording function. Anyway, he thinks these two little guys are quite fun.

Yuan Bao patted the other party's expensive clothes with his muddy hands, and comforted him like a little adult: "Let me tell you, Teacher Liu in our kindergarten is the strangest one. I called and said that I would make a slight adjustment to ensure that I would not be able to see it. I thought this was very boring, so I asked her if she couldn’t see it, what should I do? chicken."

The boy thought for a while and said, "A man who is full doesn't know a man who is hungry."

Yuan Bao nodded: "It doesn't matter, anyway, it's very strange."

The boy sighed sadly again: "My mother also said that our family, my father and I are straight men, and I don't understand her pain at all. Once she learned from her aunt to paint her mouth like she ate watermelon without wiping her mouth. I Dad just praised her—today's makeup is so beautiful! Then she got angry for no reason and ignored people."

"So, the next day, when she didn't paint her mouth, my father praised her—wife, you are so beautiful without makeup! She got angry and ignored people for no reason!"

"Hey, it's really difficult for me!"

Jiang Chiyue thought to herself, this is the kind that everyone on the Internet complains about: As long as straight men think that I wear lipstick, it is heavy makeup, but I have painted all the details such as eyebrows and eyes, as long as I don't wear lipstick, I am plain makeup.

Yuan Bao nodded in agreement: "My father said, I'm like him, I inherited his good genes, and I'm beautiful without makeup, so there's no need to bother with those messy things."

The boy said enviously, "Your father is so kind."

The old father Jiang Chiyue who was quietly eavesdropping behind: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense.

Now the old father really felt that he could not let the two children continue talking, otherwise he would have to shake off many unspeakable secrets.

So he deliberately stepped heavily and walked in the direction of the two of them.

Sure enough, when the two children heard the movement and looked back, Yuan Bao's face was full of surprises, and he was still his little partner, rushing towards his father.

The old father didn't have the enthusiasm of a little girl. When the girl was one meter away from him, he stretched out his long arm and easily pressed it on the top of the girl's head, preventing Yuan Bao from taking a step forward.

Yuan Bao's small arms were dangling in the air in aggrieved way, he pouted and looked at him aggrievedly: "Father?"

The old father was unmoved, and squinted his eyes to look at the clothes, shoes and ingots covered in mud on his face, and said indifferently: "Who taught you?"

Yuan Bao raised his muddy hand and said, "It's on TV!"

At this time, the little boy came forward to greet Jiang Chiyue, and said very politely, "Hi Uncle, I am a good friend of classmate Yuan Bao. My family lives next door. My name is Xiao Shitou!"

Jiang Chiyue knelt down and greeted Xiao Shitou: "Hi Xiao Shitou, it's getting late, let's go back to wash and eat, shall we have dinner at Uncle's house today?"

Xiao Shitou shook his head and explained to Jiang Chiyue: "My father said that when visiting someone else's house, he must bring a gift. I will come to your house for dinner next time when I prepare the gift."

Jiang Chiyue was overjoyed, the parents were interesting, and so were the children, so she nodded, "Then uncle is waiting for you."

Seeing Xiao Shitou safely enter the house, Jiang Chiyue let Yuan Bao follow him into the house.

Yuan Bao was still very excited: "Dad, why did you come back suddenly? Is it a holiday? How many days off? How about we go out to play together on Saturday the day after tomorrow?"

The old father ignored her and asked Sister Zhang to take her to wash and change clothes: "We'll talk about it after dinner."

Afterwards, Yuan Bao ate happily, and finally realized what her father meant by "let's talk". He really asked her to talk to the recorder about what happened on campus in the past week from morning to night. Tell me everything that is fifty or ten, and her father will immediately find out where there is something wrong, and point it out seriously.

He also said kindly: "Yuan Bao, Dad knows that you can't understand the big truth, but there is only one thing, we must know how to respect others, this is what we said before? Well, since you admit it, it's best Yes, let's follow the agreement, you think about what happened in the past few days, if something is wrong, Dad will help you correct it, and will not let you continue to make mistakes alone, you have to trust Dad. Huh?"

What can Yuan Bao do?

She could only look at the recorder bitterly and recall what she had done this week that left a deep impression on her.She even told her about eating three steamed stuffed buns stuffed with mushrooms and one shrimp dumpling the morning before yesterday, but her father still hasn't forgiven her.

Her father just said coolly: "It's okay, you continue to think about it, if you have any problems, Dad will face it with you, don't be afraid."

Yuan Bao: This baby is born beautiful and hard to give up.