Born to be a showman

Feng looked at the one-foot-long wooden stick in front of him, and couldn't see what it was. He was a little dazed and speechless for a while.

But Yuan Bao, who had been watching the excitement and was lectured by his father not long ago because he didn't write his diary seriously, felt bad all over.

Covering his own butt with his hands, he rushed behind Feng Cha and said to the two in a pitiful tone: "Dad, I made a mistake in nesting. I will keep a good diary in the future. Grandpa, can you let Dad Don't make a nest, woo woo woo, wo don't dare to do homework carelessly anymore, I admit my mistake, last time I said I couldn't find my homework book, but in fact, Wo asked sister Xiaohua to hide it in her snack bag, woo woo woo , I really don’t dare anymore.”

Jiang Chiyue: "..."

Feng Cha: "..."

God, what kind of rich associations and ability to betray oneself is this, can you be more stupid?

So the old father and Feng Cha rarely had eye contact, and the two smart people saw in each other's eyes such things as disbelief and deep self-doubt.

Yes, self-doubt.

The last time Yuan Bao went home and said that she couldn't find her homework, but she had already finished her homework at school, the two parents who thought they were very democratic agreed that Yuan Bao didn't need to rewrite another homework, so Jiang Chiyue specially gave Xiao Teacher Zhang called to explain the situation.

In fact?

Listen to what he heard?

So the old father did everything he could, playing with the righteousness ruler that had just taken shape in his hand, looking down at Yuanbao with a half-smile.

Yuan Bao showed a small furry head behind Feng Zha, covered his eyes with his hands, and his big eyes rolled around behind his fingers, just in line with his old father.

Terrified, he retracted behind Feng Cha.

Apparently at this time Feng Cha also felt that the child could not be used to lying, so he didn't make a sound to help, but just said: "Hurry up and eat, I'll go down first."

With long legs, he left gracefully, leaving only the father and daughter who were looking at each other in blank dismay.

Yuan Bao continued to confide the truth under the high-pressure eyes of his old father: "There was also the last Chinese test. Wo did a wrong question, but the teacher didn't find out, so Wo didn't tell the teacher."

Old Father Jiang: "Continue."

"Also, when Aunt Zhang was washing clothes last time, Woqiqi threw the crayon into the laundry bucket. Aunt Zhang thought she did it accidentally."

The corners of the old father's eyes kept twitching, and he looked quite calm: "Continue."

"And Uncle Zhou came to the house, and Wo hid grapes in his shoes."

"anything else?"

"And the day before yesterday, Teacher Wu said he was going to take a nap, and Wo couldn't sleep, so he slipped out to buy popsicles. Teacher Xiao Zhang found Wo, and already criticized him."

"anything else?"

"Also, there is, no, no, really no! Woohoo, Dad is really wrong, and I will never dare again in the future."

The old father really didn't expect that his daughter had grown up unknowingly in a place where he could not see, and she had so many little secrets of her own.

He had a headache for a while and didn't know what to do.For a while, I didn't organize my language to discuss this profound life issue with my daughter.

Downstairs, Feng Chashi asked Sister Zhang to serve the food directly, and called Jiang Chiyue himself.

There is no way, the house at home is too big, it is not good, talking upstairs and downstairs, relying on shouting will not work, the most sensible way is to make a phone call.

When Feng Cha got through the phone, he said, "The dishes are getting cold, do you want to eat?"

In fact, at most 5 minutes have passed since he went downstairs, and this doting look is no one else.

The old father Jiang Chiyue and Yuan Bao went downstairs one after the other, Jiang Chiyue said to Feng Cha with a half-smile, "You are really interesting."

Feng Cha said very calmly: "Is it interesting? Didn't you hear Yuan Bao yelling that he was hungry? Children are growing up, so they can't be hungry."

Jiang Chiyue could do it if he thought about it, so he told the other two people at the table: "After dinner, go to the study and wait for me, Dad has something to talk to you about."

Regarding the issue of children lying, we must pay attention to it, so as not to make a big mistake in the future, we should forcibly instill correct thoughts in her before she has established the Three Views.

Yuan Bao, who thought he had escaped a catastrophe, was winking at his grandpa, was stunned, the delicious shrimp tasted so bad in his mouth, the little girl pursed her mouth and said to Feng Cha: "Grandpa, why is it so difficult to nest? "

Feng Cha's heart softened as soon as he heard it, and he was unprincipled. Just as he was about to say something to Jiang Chiyue, Jiang Chiyue changed the subject: "Thank you for the advertisement. But, I don't need it in the future."

When Feng Cha heard that this matter was more important, he decisively accepted the fact that his attention had been diverted, and quickly told Jiang Chiyue: "It didn't take much effort, so don't worry about it. There are some business contacts between our family and the upper echelons of the two countries. I've met them a few times at banquets, and it's not too difficult to give them some presents."

Jiang Chiyue shook her head: "There is no such thing as a free lunch."

Yuan Bao answered weakly: "There is no such thing as a free dinner."

Seeing her father looking at her, he added: "There is no free breakfast." He hurriedly added: "This is what Teacher Xiao Zhang said, and I heard it by accident."

Jiang Chiyue turned her head to look at Feng Cha: "You listen to children who understand the truth. I am very grateful for your efforts in this matter this time, but don't do this in the future. I think it is very good now."

Feng Cha understood Jiang Chiyue's hint, so he nodded silently.

But he was still very unwilling to emphasize: "Everything I have is for you and Eric, we will always be a family", and said "You can't deny it!"

Jiang Chiyue didn't speak.

Feng Cha said again: "I have been in Huaguo for too long, and I can't do without people at home. I will go back tomorrow. When I finish my work there, I will come back to see you, and your father and daughter. I’m very happy with the time we spent together.”

Jiang Chiyue ate silently without speaking.

Yuan Bao didn't understand anything else, but Feng Cha definitely understood that he was leaving tomorrow, and immediately asked Feng Cha with a sad face, "Grandpa, when will you come back to see me?"

Feng Cha thought for a moment and said, "Grandpa will do it as soon as possible."

He can't guarantee the exact time.

When Yuan Bao heard this, he couldn't finish the meal at all, so he silently climbed off the dining chair, went upstairs listlessly, nestled on the small bed in his room, covered himself with a quilt, and wept sadly alone.

Seeing the back of Yuan Bao going upstairs, Jiang Chiyue asked Feng Cha speechlessly: "Can't you pick a time to say it?"

Feng Cha sighed: "I also saw that the child was quite frightened by you, and I just wanted to divert my attention."

After thinking about it, Feng Cha was still worried, and asked Sister Zhang to warm up a cup of milk. After eating in two or three bites, he went upstairs with the milk.

The old father, Jiang Chiyue, returned to the study emotionally and continued to work, not disturbing the deep revolutionary friendship between grandparents and grandchildren, so as not to be driven out as a crap stick to destroy their relationship, embarrassing, isn't it?

I don't know what Feng Cha told Yuan Bao, but when Jiang Chiyue was knocking in the study for two hours and went downstairs to drink water feeling thirsty, he found the two of them nestled on the sofa in the living room and watched TV affectionately .

It was already nine o'clock in the evening, and it was getting late. Usually, the street lights outside shone in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and people could be seen clearly even if the lights were not turned on in the room.

Today, in order to create a good atmosphere, the grandfather and grandson pulled all the curtains on the first floor, and the whole living room was filled with pale green light from the TV, accompanied by the disgusting sound of fingernails digging on the wooden floor.

Jiang Chiyue felt that there was something wrong with the painting style of these two people.

Accompanied by the screams on the TV, Yuan Bao and Feng Cha could also be heard laughing.

Jiang Chiyue was curious, so she walked in and saw that the two of them were watching a famous Japanese horror movie. The problem was that Feng Cha was holding an ipad in his hand with a beauty filter on. The cute kitty with the filter filter watched horror movies, and the scary atmosphere on the TV was completely destroyed by the two of them.

Feng Cha heard the movement, noticed Jiang Chiyue coming, and greeted Jiang Chiyue in a very good mood: "Come on, just now Yuan Bao said that the kindergarten children told her that watching ghost movies like this is not scary at all, let's try it , it’s really interesting! Do you want to go together?”

Yuan Bao also warmly invited the old father, and handed him a mobile phone with the filter turned on: "Dad, if you want to see it, hold it by yourself. I want to be with Grandpa."

After speaking, the two went to watch TV affectionately, without paying attention to Jiang Chiyue.

The corner of Jiang Chiyue's mouth twitched, and said indifferently, "No need."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and went upstairs with a depressed back to continue to complete his masterpiece, not even drinking water.

The next day when I arrived at the set, during the waiting period, Eric called a video call. After Jiang Chiyue connected, Eric had two topics: "First, have you seen my family Feng Xiaobao? It fell to Gu Yanshu In the hand, is he thin? Xiaobao is really pitiful! Second, I am now going deep into southern Xinjiang, which is a bit dangerous, because there are small-scale earthquakes in this place almost every day, and I am a little worried that Mother Nature will treat me Carry out merciless humanitarian destruction."

Regarding the first question, Jiang Chiyue said truthfully: "Recently, I have been busy, and I have no overlap with Mr. Gu, so I have never met him, but I have made a video with him, and Xiaobao seems to be having a very good time. good."

Eric didn't really believe it, but he couldn't help it.

Regarding the second question, Jiang Chiyue can only say: "Your team should pay more attention to yourself, don't drill into dangerous places, your family is not short of money, there is no need to lose your life for that little money."

Eric was eating at a small Dapanji restaurant on the street, and told Jiang Chiyue triumphantly: "Xinjiang is different from our mainland. There is a two-hour time difference between here and the mainland, and the days are very long. You are at [-] o'clock in the morning. To go to work, we clock in at ten o'clock, and the sun sets at six o'clock for you, and we are still bathed in the afterglow of the setting sun at nine o'clock..."

Just as he was talking, the screen on Eric's side shook for a while, and then the phone was tightly held by Eric in his hand. About thirty seconds later, Jiang Chiyue saw through the video that Eric had already drilled into the hole deftly. into the bottom of the table.

Laughter faintly came from around: "Hahaha, are you a foreigner? You have to come here several times a month, and you will get used to it gradually. There is no need to be nervous. Get up and eat quickly. The big plate of chicken will not taste good when it is cold. .”

Jiang Chiyue: "..."

Jiang Chiyue and Eric looked at each other through the video, speechless.

My Brain: This novel has been written dozens of times and is long overdue.

My hand: No, you don't.