I'm fooling people in the wild

Ling Xiao led a group of people to build the ship, and Bai Liao led soldiers to assist.Before they took two steps, the clansmen in the city gathered around one after another. They all wanted to see what kind of bed the leader wanted to make, but when they went over to take a look, they found that it was not a bed, but another kind of strange bed. weird stuff.

Soldiers in Duoduo City sleep on beds, both wooden and stone.They have seen many beds, flat, wide, and firm.But the bed that the envoy and the leader built this time is different from the previous ones.

The first strange point is that most of the materials of this bed are thin wood boards. Let alone whether the bed made of thin wood boards is strong or not, even if it can sleep people, according to the tossing strength of the leader and the envoy, this bed How long can they sleep?

The second strange point is that the shape of the bed is like the belly of a beast, with high sides and low middle, pointed end and pointed end. The only flat place is the sunken point of the bed, which is just a single bed. Width, um... single bed, how will the envoy and the leader sleep?Is it stacked one on top of the other?

Primitive people's brains are too wide open, and they can't take it back for a while, and they express what they think in their hearts.

"Ahem." Ling Xiao coughed twice, and the imaginative people around him immediately pretended to be serious, "An envoy?"

Ling Xiao glanced at those tribesmen, and said to the fish beside him: "Fish, pass me the wooden block. Our boat, although it looks weird, can float in the water. The soldiers sit on the boat You can go to the sea and go fishing in the sea.”

Ling Xiao emphasized the pronunciation of the word 'boat', it means a boat, not a bed!His relationship with Bai Liao will not be hidden from everyone, but... But it does not mean that their bed affairs should be discussed by others, which is too shameful.

It must be corrected no matter what, what they make is a boat, not a bed.

The eyes of the people around are wide open, wait, did they hear something wrong, the boat?Not a bed?

Still proud, Bai Liao handed the plank to Ling Xiao instead of the fish, and said, "Well, I made this boat, and the warriors from the Beast Taming Tribe and the Big Fish Tribe will definitely be able to use this boat to go fishing at sea."

By this time, White Fang had finally clarified that what they were going to do was not a bed but a boat, and that boat was made for the tribe of big fish and the tribe of taming animals.Yu, who had been following Ling Xiao and Bai Liao, was finally noticed.

Yu Gan laughed twice, wiped the cold sweat off his brow, "Hehe, it's a boat, it's a boat, not a bed."

Clan people: "???"

The clansmen around were embarrassed for a while, and laughed dryly, not daring to tease anymore.It's not a bed. For some reason, the clansmen feel a little regretful.

So far, the misunderstanding of 'bed' and 'ship' has temporarily come to an end.Ling Xiao was finally able to concentrate on building the boat. The Beast Taming Tribe and the Big Fish Tribe were still waiting. They had to build the boat first and had to experiment, which would take a lot of time.

The most important part of building a ship is to build a frame. Only with the strongest frame can a strong ship be built.The frame was probably built, Ling Xiao tapped and tapped carefully, checked one side, and saw that the frame was very firm, and then continued to stick the wooden boards.

The wooden boards have been made into a special shape. Ling Xiao carefully placed the wooden boards on the frame one by one. Because there are no iron wires or iron sheets, the positions of these wooden boards cannot be mistaken. The bow, stern, and bottom of the ship cannot be wrong. .

A lot of boards have been made, some cannot be used, some can be used, some do not meet the requirements, and those that do not meet the requirements must be revised.Ling Xiao originally planned to finish all the boards that afternoon, but he didn't expect that it would take much more time than planned.

That afternoon, Ling Xiao failed to install all the wooden blocks. It was because there were too few materials available in the primitive world. Some wooden blocks had to be redone if they didn’t match up, and some wooden blocks in tiny places had to be repaired. good.After the wooden blocks are finished, the long wooden strips must be bent into an arc to fasten all the wooden blocks.

Long wooden sticks are also a difficulty. The wooden sticks are all long and straight, and some wooden sticks can be bent when heated. However, it is not so easy to find familiar trees on earth in this world, so Ling Xiao can only Let Bai Liao lead people to search slowly in the forest, try tree by tree, and finally succeed.

So when the boat was really ready, another day passed. Although this was the first boat, and most of its functions were experimental, Ling Xiao didn't relax at all.

At noon on the day when it was finished, Ling Xiao and Bai Liao asked the soldiers to carry the finished boat to the river.When they got to the river, the soldiers obeyed Ling Xiao's words and put the boat into the river directly.

The soldiers were a little nervous, worried whether the boat Ling Xiao made could be used and whether they could walk in the water.

"Let it go." Ling Xiao encouraged.

The soldiers gritted their teeth and carefully put the boat in their hands into the river.I saw that as soon as the boat entered the water, there was a layer of water waves. Although the boat made waves, it didn't sink, but floated steadily on the water.

Immediately, the soldiers by the river were excited. Except for wood and grass and other things, they had never seen anything made by humans that could float on water.

"The boat, the boat really floated!"

"The thing we made really floats, can we really walk on water?"

"What kind of tone are you talking about, you can definitely do it!"

The soldiers discussed for a long time by the water, but none of them got on the boat to try whether they could really float on the water.At this moment, they suddenly saw two people boarding the boat. Everyone saw that they were the envoys and the leader.

Both Ling Xiao and Bai Liao stood on the boat, and as soon as they got up, the boat floating on the water immediately sank by two points, and it was still a little further away from the shore.Ling Xiao smiled and said to the soldiers on the shore: "You can also come up and try to see how many people and heavy objects our boat can carry."

After Ling Xiao finished speaking, he looked at Bai Liao beside him, and motioned for him to say a few words.The boat was not badly built. Just now they stood up, the hull did not leak, and it also withstood their weight.

As a result, after waiting for a while, Ling Xiao didn't hear Bai Liao's words. When he couldn't help reminding Bai Liao again, he heard Bai Liao say: "Soldiers can come up now, let's see if our boat is strong. , will it leak water?"

"Yes!"

Both the envoy and the leader spoke, how could the soldiers be disobedient.A few high-ranking leaders in the city stood up and stepped on the wooden boat carefully. Once they stepped on the wooden boat, all the soldiers were unsteady and sat in the boat one by one.

Because it is a fishing boat, the boat was made relatively large. In the end, there were seven or eight soldiers standing on the boat, and each soldier weighed more than 180 kilograms, which meant that it could not bear the load of more than 1000 kilograms.

In other words, this boat can carry at least four or five soldiers and four or five hundred catties of seafood at a time. This is the first boat they have built, and the carrying capacity is so good.What is even more gratifying is that the boat did not leak from end to end.

The boat they built was a success.

"When you build a boat, learn from me. If you don't understand anything, ask the fish." Ling Xiao told everyone like this, and then turned his head to the fish and said: "Fish, you followed me to build the boat. You should follow the steps first. I understand, you know what needs to be paid attention to most, can I leave this matter to you?"

Yu quickly responded, "Okay, yes, I will definitely build the boat."

Ling Xiao nodded, "Okay, come to me if you encounter problems."

"OK, all right."

After explaining the matter, Ling Xiao took Bai Liao off the boat.From the very beginning, he felt that something was wrong with Bai Fang, at first he didn't notice it, but later when the two of them stood close, he felt that Bai Fang seemed to be trembling.

After getting off the boat, Ling Xiao took Bai Liao to a hidden place to stand still, and saw that Bai Liao's face was extremely pale, and asked eagerly, "Bai Liao, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Liao waved his hands, and turned his head to prevent Ling Xiao from seeing his face.But the next moment, he held onto the tree beside him and vomited out all the food he ate at noon, vomiting heart-rendingly.

White Fang: "Ugh!"

Ling Xiao: "..."

Ling Xiao was stunned for a second, never thinking that Bai Liao was seasick.He quickly patted Bai Liao on the back, then ran to the river to fetch a bowl of water for Bai Liao to drink.When Bai Liao finished his mouth, he said angrily and amusedly, "Why didn't you tell me you were seasick."

No wonder it took him so long to say a few words to Bai Liao just now, people who are seasick can't wait to sleep without opening their mouths, it's no wonder Bai Liao didn't vomit after standing there for so long in order to maintain the majesty of the leader.

Bai Liao snorted, and when he looked up, he saw Ling Xiao leaning aside and grinning, he gritted his teeth and said, "I spit it out because of the boat you built, how can you laugh at me, you have to make it up to me."

"Ahem." Ling Xiao coughed twice, held back his laughter, and asked with as much concern as possible: "Then what compensation do you want?"

"No, give me a kiss." Bai Liao was very straightforward, these days Ling Xiao was too busy to play with him, so he always wanted some interest first.

Ling Xiao's expression was indescribable, as expected, the compensation Bai Liao wanted was this.

All right, all right.

Bai Lio was straightforward, and Ling Xiao was also straightforward.He lifted Bai Liao's chin, and kissed Bai Liao very forcefully. Bai Liao was very satisfied, but the next moment Ling Xiao let go of Bai Liao's mouth, and said pretending to be disgusted: "It's a big one! smell."

White Fang: "!!!"

Ling Xiao actually detested him!

Bai Liao grabbed Ling Xiao's waist, hugged him, and kissed him fiercely. The kiss was urgent and deep. He performed a tongue kiss in a practical way. After a long time, he let go of Ling Xiao, and then smiled triumphantly, "Why? , does it still smell?"

Ling Xiao... Ling Xiao waved his hand weakly, no, it's tasteless.

Don't be so embarrassing, I don't know if I should interrupt the intimacy between the envoy and the city lord. This time, he wants to report the progress of the rice planting to the envoy. The envoy has been building ships for the past few days. Is it okay now? Yi was free, but saw the envoy and the city lord making out together, and Mo didn't know whether to disturb them or not.

The leader only said two days ago that he would knock on the door and not disturb anyone casually, but he is not in the small villa at the moment, where is he going to knock on the door.

Mo was torn in his heart, so he couldn't help walking back and forth, but he didn't even think about it. He was such a big person standing here, unless there was something wrong with Ling Xiao and Bai Liao's eyes, how could he not be able to see? to him.

So when Mo Yuan turned around and came back, he saw Ling Xiao and Bai Liao appearing in front of him.

Mo greeted embarrassingly, "The city lord, the envoy of the gods."

Ling Xiao asked naturally, "What are you doing here?"

Bai Liao also asked with a natural face, "Just say what you have, what are you doing here and there?"

Mo: "..."

Obviously it was the two of them who were making out in public that should be embarrassed, why did he become embarrassed instead?Is it possible to have intimacy anytime and anywhere after announcing the relationship?Inhumane!

With blood dripping from his heart, Mo said with a smile on his face, "Envoy, City Master, this year's rice has already been planted, do you want to go and see how it looks?"

After thinking about it for a while, Ling Xiao and Bai Liao agreed, "Okay, let's go then."

There are many tribes in Duoduo City, and there are many clansmen.When there are more people, there will be fewer wild animals in the forest on the grassland. Therefore, in order for the people in the city to eat enough food, they developed the planting and breeding industries.

The planting industry currently has rice and some vegetables that have been discovered, and the breeding industry includes bleats and long-eared animals. Of course, there will be other animals in the breeding industry in the future.

Beast warriors know how to raise, know what they can eat, and learn to herd in a while.However, rice requires some technical means, such as the distance between the rice plants and how deep the roots of the rice seedlings should enter the water, all of which need to be carefully studied.

Ling Xiao didn't graduate from agronomy, and he had only been exposed to rice in the village when he was a child, so he also needed to explore slowly.But although he doesn't understand much, he knows more than humans in this world.

So she still can't completely let go of the planting in the tribe. This is only the third year, and the tribesmen are also in the stage of learning and exploring. Ling Xiao needs to check carefully every time they plant.

During this period, it happened to be the time for rice planting again.

Mo is the head of the third area. He has some talent in planting, so Ling Xiao entrusted him with the planting in the city.Following Mo, Ling Xiao and Bai Liao came to the rice fields outside the city.

Mo said to Ling Xiao: "An envoy, we have changed the row spacing between the rice a little this time, can you help me see if it works?"

Bai Lio didn't understand rice, only Ling Xiao understood.So when Ling Xiao went to see the rice, Bai Liao could only wait on the side.

Ling Xiao took off his shoes and got out of the rice field, looked carefully at the rice on the ridge of the field, and nodded with satisfaction, "Mo, this distance is almost the same." After saying this, Ling Xiao stood in the field and looked at the large rice fields around him, as if he was going down. In a moment, you can see that this paddy field is covered with yellow and orange rice.

At this moment, Ling Xiao saw a huge bird swooping down from the sky. The bird was extremely fast, and there was a gust of wind when its wings flapped, which could be called menacing.However, when the bird flew in front of Ling Xiao, it slowed down and looked anxious as if it couldn't find its footing.

"Chirp!" Big Bird was in a hurry, calling eagerly towards Ling Xiao.

Ling Xiao laughed, touched the little monster that had grown into a big bird, and coaxed in a slow tone: "Don't worry, little monster, let's go to the side, Bai, why didn't it follow you?"

The little monster chirped twice, turned its eyes back and forth with a guilty look.When Ling Xiao saw it, he immediately grabbed the colorful hair on the little monster's head, and said firmly, "Did you leave Bai behind again?"

Little monster: "Chirp?"

Ling Xiao pointed behind the little monster and said, "Stop pretending."

The little monster looked back along Ling Xiao's fingers, and the hair on its body immediately exploded. There was nothing else in the distance, only a big tiger covered in golden color. The big tiger walked over in catwalks without a sound .

Without the battle, the little monster grew up and its combat power became stronger, but the relationship between the little monster and Bai did not fade because of the growth of the little monster. Although Bai would lose when fighting with the little monster several times, their Feelings are still the same as before.

Only occasionally the little monster would drop Bai, and a bird would run back to the city.

Ling Xiao shook his head helplessly, turned around and went to the ground, stopped wearing shoes, and simply went back to the city barefoot.

"Mo, the rice in the field is growing well, so it will be planted like this in the future, and you are doing very well." Ling Xiao said to Mo affirmatively.

Mo put on a smile on his face, "Okay, we will plant like this from now on."

After talking with Mo, Ling Xiao took the little monster to meet Bai in the distance, Bai Liao had already gone to Bai's side, the two met, and Bai and the little monster also joined.

Bai Liao pointed to the little monster and asked knowingly, "Little monster, tell me, why did you leave Bai behind, and a bird came back first?"

The little monster was in a hurry, and pointed to the paddy field behind him with the tip of its wings, and then pointed to the ground.No one knew what the little monster was talking about in its random performance.But Bai Liao knew it very well. He watched the little monster's performance pretending to be indifferent, and finally said, "What are you talking about? I don't understand."

Little monster: "..."

Bai: "Chick! Chick!"

Bai Liao stepped forward and licked Bai Liao's hand, then Ling Xiao's hand, his hairy face was very cute, "Oh~~"

After staying with the little monster for a long time, Bai also changed from a gentle and warm tiger to a black-bellied and scheming tiger.

Bai Liao scratched Bai's chin, and said, "Let's go, I'll give you something to eat when you go back. Ling Xiao, this time I won't give it to the little monster, how about it?"

Ling Xiao thought for a while, and said with a serious expression: "It's ok! Anyway, it's a bird, and it doesn't seem very good to drink that thing."

Little monster: "!!!"

Seeing the eager look of the little monster, Ling Xiao and Bai Liao both laughed and went back to the small villa, where they dug out a stone pot from under a tree behind the small villa.There was a lot of soil on the stone pot, and the animal skin that sealed the opening was also soiled, but neither the two people nor the beast at the scene disliked it.

This is the wine made by Ling Xiao.

Ling Xiao took out four stone bowls from the kitchen, and poured a little wine into each stone bowl. The wine was poured out of the jar, and the mellow and strong smell immediately swept over the senses of all beasts present.

"It smells so good!"

A voice suddenly sounded, and then, Yu Dengdeng ran over and stared at the stone bowl in Ling Xiao's hand with a salivating face, and said again: "God envoy, what kind of water is this, it smells so good."

Ling Xiao: "???"

The fish pointed to White Fang, the little monster and Bai's stone bowl and said, "These are also delicious. What kind of water is this?"

White Fang, Little Monster, Bai: "..."

Ling Xiao patted the stone pot in his hand and said, "This is not water, it's wine."

Fish: "Wine?"

That's right, before Ling Xiao could say this word, he saw Yu who was a little cautious with Bai Liao on weekdays and said shyly, "Can I have some of this wine?"

Bai Liao was staring at the fish and was about to flick the skates. The little monster and Bai were taken aback. One bird and one beast drank the wine in the bowl very quickly, one pecked slowly with its beak, and the other licked it with its big tongue, very protective of food. .

Fish: "God's envoy, the boat is ready, we're going back to the beach soon, can I have a drink before I leave?"

How could Ling Xiao refuse even the fish's request? Anyway, wine is not a rare thing.He handed his bowl to the fish and said, "This is my share, you can drink it."

"Hey, good!" Yu thanked Ling Xiao first, and then took a sip carefully, then his eyes widened immediately, and he drank all the wine in the bowl, "It's delicious ! Thank you Angel!"

Yu's face was touched, it was really kind, for this small bowl of wine, it didn't matter even if he was hacked to death by the leader with ice skates.For the first time, the fish was happy with his thick skin, and it was the best decision he ever made.

After Yu finished drinking, he told Ling Xiao that they were going to take the boat away and ran away quickly. If he didn't run away, he would probably be beaten into a fat fish by the city lord immediately.

Then, Bai Liao looked at the little monster and Bai beside him again, and said, "Shouldn't you leave after drinking? There is only so much rice wine, and the rest is mine and Ling Xiao's."

This is the wine brewed by Ling Xiao. After returning from Shenshan, after there was more rice in the city, during the two years they fought, they began to brew rice wine.Rice wine was brewed for the first time last year, the wine was not strong, with some rice fragrance, Bai Lio privately thought it was much better than the juice from the city of spears.

The little monster and Bai were also there at the time, and they were also interested in the rice wine. They drank a lot secretly and nothing happened. Instead, they enjoyed the ecstasy feeling.So the birds and beasts were thinking about Ling Xiao's rice wine, and whenever the altar was about to be opened, they would come over to drink.

It was exactly like this, in order to drink more wine, the little monster would throw Bai away, and dared to find Ling Xiao and Bai Liao in front of it, thinking that it would be able to drink Bai's share.

It's fine to drink, but they still don't leave after drinking. They have to live in a small villa and play with Ling Xiao. How can that be possible? At that time, it was the time between him and Ling Xiao. After drinking, Ling Xiao Always very enthusiastic, how can there be a light bulb.

So Bai Liao promised the little monster and Bai that they could drink, but they had to leave immediately after drinking.After recalling the previous scenes, Bai Lio felt a little burning in his heart, and seeing these two big light bulbs became even more unpleasant.

The little monster and Bai glanced at each other, and then the bird and the beast barked at Bai Fang at the same time, and then walked away slowly with his own wine bowl in his mouth.

As soon as the birds and beasts left, Bai Liao hugged Ling Xiao, and said with a smile: "Just now the fish said they were leaving, so the boat is considered to be finished, and you think you should play with me..."

Ling Xiao sat on the stone bench, resting his chin on his palm, narrowing his big eyes into peach blossom eyes.Before Bai Liao finished speaking, he took the initiative to rush towards Bai Liao and set fire to him.

Bai Liao's eyes dimmed, he picked up Ling Xiao and went into the house, closed the door, covering the room with spring light inside.

"Okay, of course."