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Originally, it was agreed to take Du Yao and Liu Qi for a trip. Xia Hou thought about it, and the two comrades had to be taken with him. There was no way, he couldn't do it alone.But Shitou, after this time, Xiahou felt that it was better not to take it with him.

"Wow! Wang woo~~~" Stone brown eyes looked at Xiahou pitifully, and his ears and tail drooped.

"It's not that I don't want you anymore." Xiahou bowed his head and kissed the stone head door, "You help me go back and take care of Ai Jun, understand? One of us must go back."

It’s not that we have to go back with one, it’s brought out, and it’s always good to have one more.

Shi Shi was still unhappy, and made a pitiful "wow" sound from his throat. Xiahou hugged its neck and rubbed Shi Shi's head: "Good boy, be obedient."

The bag was filled with small pieces of wreckage, plus carefully wrapped specimens of Heindt bugs.

Close your eyes, open your eyes, what you see is the familiar ceiling of your future home, and a big black and white head poking over: "Great God!"

Fuxi's bear paw came over and rubbed Xiahou's face: "If you don't want to laugh, don't laugh."

Xiahou hugged Fuxi's bear paw, silent for a while and let out a "huh".He won, he should be happy, he should be celebrating, he should be laughing loudly, shouting loudly, eating meat and drinking in big bowls, but...

Xiahou sat up, and God Fuxi gave him a real bear hug.The slightly rough hair buried Xia Hou in the chest of the Great God Fuxi.

"Master, all the things I brought back must be distributed quickly." After more than ten seconds, Xiahou struggled slightly, and God Fuxi let him go, but he could see that Xiahou's spirit was still not high.

Leaving home for a long time, leaving familiar people, and non-local long-distance high-intensity combat will cause huge psychological pressure on officers and soldiers.This point has never been solved since ancient times.No truly elite soldier who has been trained can escape this vicious circle, let alone Xiahou.

In particular, the series of changes in the situation that Xiahou faced before were too tense. Now he is like a string that has been stretched for too long.It can be seen that Xiahou is also working hard to adjust and cheer up his spirit, but what he needs now is time, relaxation, and relatives and partners.

Unfortunately, he has none of these.

Xiahou took the bag over, and took out things one by one.When he finished digging out, he found that Fuxi had brought in a large package from outside.Moreover, God Fuxi didn't rush to get the things he took out, but went to open the package immediately.

As the contents of the package revealed their true colors, Xia Hou = mouth =: "Ai, Ai Jun?!"

"Of course not that Lieutenant Colonel Ai, this is the latest version of a simulation robot for adults!"

"..." It would be nonsense to say that Xia Hou didn't move at all, but in the end he shook his head, "My God, thank you, but I can't do anything to offend Ai Jun."

"How can this be considered sorry? This is fake. According to your era, this is just a high-end cuddling toy with a masturbation cup, not to mention it is made to look like your lover. Even if it is empathy, you will Just think of it as a substitute for your lover. Many couples who need to divide the two places for a long time will customize a 'self' for each other."

"Great God, I also understand what you mean, but... probably because I have it, but Ai Jun can't have it? I happily used it, but Ai Jun didn't have anything, I think it's unfair "In fact, there is no fair or unfair thing at all, Xia Hou just felt awkward, if it was really a masturbation cup, he might use it, but this one is too much like a real person.

From the looks of it now, let's continue to use Fifth Young Master.

_(:з」∠)_However, from pretending to be a blue sea person, until now, he seems to be useless as the fifth young master.With so many things piled up, I don't have the energy to "do" things at all.

Master Fuxi saw that Xiahou really didn't want him, so he didn't chase after him.He just sighed, and stuffed out the simulation robot together with the things that Xia Hou brought back this time.

"that……"

"Send the robot back?"

"No! Great God, can you change the face of that robot?" If it was returned and used by someone else, Xiahou would feel a surge of anger just thinking about it.

"Don't worry, if you don't have a relationship with a couple, or if you are authorized, you are not allowed to use the face of an existing natural person."

"Thank you, God." Xiahou also gave God Fuxi a bear hug, and then went to watch Ai Jun's live broadcast with joy.

Ai Jun on the earth is sleeping, this kind of private life is not broadcast live to the outside world, but is Xiahou "outside"?He just sat there, looking at Ai Jun's sleeping face.Looking at it, Xia Hou laughed unknowingly, the corners of his mouth grinned directly to the base of his ears, and his eyes were unnecessarily bright.

God Fuxi watched Xiahou's changes, and only then was he sure that he was really unnecessary.Compared with an identical dummy, even though it is far away from countless times and spaces, it can be seen and cannot be touched, but to Xiahou, it is still the only real existence, which can soothe his spirit...

Human emotions are expressed in a variety of ways.

"Why don't you watch it?" The great god Fuxi was sighing, and he saw Xia Hou went to see someone else?

"I can't be the only one enjoying the blessings. I also have to bring some news from my family to my comrades."

"I'll help you."

(^^*)

With the help of the Great God Fuxi, Xiahou only spent more than two hours to organize the video materials of eight other people, a dog, relatives, friends and comrades-in-arms during this period, and put them in small pieces, waiting for later It was taken.

"Xiahou, can you still copy that protective film?" Xiahou pulled up his schoolbag, and God Fuxi asked.

"Protective film? That layer of seal outside the polymer body?"

"Yes."

"can."

Xiahou is also a man of action. When he raised his hand, a white floc emerged from his fingertips. When the floc stretched out about a foot long, it began to expand in all directions. The whole process was beautiful. Like the ice flowers spreading on the window glass, even though there is no glass here, the large flowers are still firm and will not fall down. When the expansion finally stops, Fuxi... not only was covered all over, but was also crushed to the ground and couldn't get up.

(｀Д)!! No, no guess.

After Xia Hou rolled up the large seal he made like rolling wallpaper, a layer of ice flower-like patterns was also inserted on the ground of his house.

Master Fuxi touched his face: "Are you sure there are no patterns on my face?"

"No, my god, your hair is long, maybe you can't tell if you have it."

"..." God Fuxi took a small instrument and pasted it on the roll of seals, and the seals floated up. He didn't need to deliver it himself, someone came in and hurriedly carried it away.

"Great God, how is the research on the parasite going?"

"That worm is also calcified. This confirms our previous guess that the Heindt worm parasitism is not necessarily unsolvable, and many supernatural beings can resist it. The reason why you are the only successful case so far, A large part of the reason is that the parasitized people were under the supervision of the Hinds before, even if the parasitism failed, they could still be disposed of by them."

"Is parasitism still irreversible?"

"You mean the kind of parasitism after completely becoming a Hindite?"

"Correct."

"I haven't found a way to reverse it yet. Even if we already know that parasitism is not unsolvable, the so-called solution is only to rely on the ability of the supernatural person to resist."

Xia Hou understood, that is, this is also uncontrollable, if you can resist it, you will live, if you cannot resist it, you will die.

"We have found a way to destroy the Heindt bacteria, but you also said that you want to send them to the stars?"

"Yes."

"Then use your method, which is easier, safer and more environmentally friendly. In addition, the things you need before are already prepared."

Hinters War Fortress, two days later

Under the action of high-efficiency drugs, nine people and one dog who have fully recovered their health held a meeting.The content of the meeting was that Xiahou was about to leave: "I'm going to do one thing. Once it succeeds, it will ensure that the earth can develop stably within three to five hundred years. This matter will take a long time, but the Hiint people and Lan Hai People, they won’t come here to cause trouble in a short time. During their quiet period, it should be enough. You go back and tell everyone that development must be developed, but don’t be too urgent, and treat the earth well.”

Du Yao and Liu Qi looked at each other, and found that what they saw in each other's eyes was confusion, and they both asked at the same time: "Major, didn't you say that you would take us with you?"

"Well, but now I've changed my mind." Two days ago, he was still thinking about just not taking the stone, but now Xia Hou felt that he should go by himself.

"Major, what is there to do? Can't we replace you?"

Xiahou fiddled with his outer armor for a while, and a three-dimensional image of the solar system appeared in front of several people. It seemed that even the intellect didn't know about this matter, and only Xiahou knew it.Xiahou moved his hands, centered on the solar system, and pulled the map away: "This is the solar system. What I want to do is to place more than 400 shielding devices on the periphery of the solar system."

"Shielding device?"

"Well, then I will move from that side to this side. With them, I can form a defensive network in this star field and distort this star field. Don't worry, it won't happen that this star field will pass through It’s just that if outsiders make space jumps, they will never be able to approach this star field, fly normally, and cannot see this star field from a certain cosmic distance.”

The performance of the stereoscopic image is that a small spaceship cannot be jumped in.Another small spaceship flew past the edge of this star field as if its eyes were open and blind.

Just when everyone was about to be happy, Zhao An asked, "Then... within a certain distance?"

In an instant, the excitement subsided.

"That's the right question." Xia Hou nodded, "The principle of the shielding device is more troublesome, so we won't talk about it, but basically it's like covering this star field with a piece of black cloth, because there are also It’s black, so when you’re far away, you can’t see it. If a spaceship happens to jump to a place closer to this star field, you’ll notice the difference.”

"So, Major, what are you going to do?" Xia Hou explained clearly, but everyone didn't show any worries. This is because Xia Hou's prestige is too high. It's hard.

"I want to add another layer of protection outside here, and I want to... call the Zerg over."

Eight people, eight well-trained soldiers, also started to make a fuss at this time.There is also a stone squatting on a chair, also "Wow! Woof!" followed in harmony.Xiahou didn't stop them, just listened to them.

Before the aliens invaded the Zerg, people on Earth had already used their imaginations to construct various images, and these images have one thing in common—dangerous, huge numbers, and one bad one will exterminate human beings.

But after 2 minutes of fussing, everyone shut up.Shitou yelled happily, but he wailed again, seeing that everyone was silent, so he shut up too.

"Don't worry." Xia Hou said to them, "The effect of the shielding device on other life is not 100%, but it is absolutely 100% on the Zerg. I remember I told you that the intelligent Zerg and the earth people are in the same alliance after 5000 years ally, and the relationship is very good."

Everyone: =mouth=

"Didn't I tell you? Maybe I told someone else." Xiahou nodded with a straight face, "Of course, the intelligent Zerg after 5000 years...don't exist yet."

Everyone: =mouth=+1

"But it is because the current Zergs are stupid, so the shielding device can resist them 100%. I still understand the principle. The Zergs communicate with each other through special bioelectrical signals, although the signals of different species are different. , but the basic signal remains the same. So as long as they get close to this area, they will receive a signal of 'this place has been eaten up, there is nothing here, this is a very annoying place for insects', in short, this type of signal. "

"But won't the Zerg leave?"

"Even if it is a locust, it will eat one place, then take off, and go to the next place. Moreover, the destructiveness of the Zerg is actually not as powerful as the locust. On the contrary, they should be said to be part of the ecology of the big universe."

Xia Hou gave a simple explanation on the ecology of the Zerg. The Zerg they knew did not turn a planet into a barren star.Quite the opposite.The Zerg's staple diet is meat, energy minerals, and most metals.The water, inorganic matter, fat, protein, undigested fiber and mineral residues excreted by the Zerg can fertilize a large amount of land, and the excrement of some special Zerg is energy crystals. After 5000 years, many civilizations suspect that topaz It is a kind of ancient Zerg excrement.

The Zerg do not eat plants, and the energy used to digest plants is more than the energy obtained after digestion.They eat most of the highly radioactive waste and pollutants created in the course of civilization.Therefore, when the Zerg first appeared, some advanced civilizations even wanted to domesticate the Zerg and use them to transform the environment of the garbage star, eat the garbage, and pull out energy crystals.

Although the wisdom of the mother worm is low, it itself and the Zerg army under its control are stronger than anyone imagined.

"It would be great if we could form an alliance with the Zerg now." Liu Qi sighed.

"That's a group of bugs, how can they form an alliance." Zhao An glared at him.

"If there are intelligent Zergs, it is indeed a good choice to ally with them. At least after 5000 years, intelligent Zergs have not yet evolved the ability to lie."

According to reliable sources (God Fuxi), ever since they started the war with the Hinters, the intelligent Zerg has always stated that they will fulfill the obligations of their allies—to fight side by side with the people of Earth!In addition to choking each other with the Heindts, the three countries of Earthlings put their greatest energy on how to prevent this ally from fulfilling its obligations.

Fighting back against the Hinders, the war is still controlled within a certain range at this stage, and after the fight is over, it can just serve as a deterrent.But if the intelligent Zerg join the war, the scope will be large, and it is very likely to cause a space war if they are not careful. That is not what the people on Earth and others in the Freedom Alliance want to see.

_(:з」∠)_Because they are not allowed to participate in the battle, the smart Zerg side has always been in a state of: the baby does not understand, the baby wants to help, and the baby is wronged.

"Major, the danger you are talking about is the matter of attracting Zerg?"

"Yeah." Xiahou nodded, "I want to use a special locator to attract the Zerg. The locator can capture the position of the female insect, but the female insect does not have the ability to jump in space, so I have to use a special locator to capture the position of the female insect. Manually select, capture the female insect, and 'pull' it from the other side of the universe."

"No, can't you write an intelligent program?" You can tell how dangerous it is when you hear it.

"Of course there must be an intelligent program, but after the female worm is pulled over, I have to do one more thing, which is to inject a tube of special genetic virus into it when there are many other worms around the female worm, so that it can interact with its The future generations, no matter how close they are to the solar system, will not invade there. But don’t be confident and attack them actively. This type of genetic virus can only make the Zerg have natural disgust and fear, but when their lives When threatened, Gu Qiaowang, who survives, overcomes this loathing and fear."

This is the third line of insurance and the last one.

"Major, let us go with you."

"No, I thought about it for two days, and decided not to take any of you. If I succeed, I will return to Earth in ten years at the latest. If I fail, it will only add to the last When it was an insurance policy, he died of insect bites. But to be honest, besides me, who else can do this?"

"..." No one, the others went, it was really a burden.