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Facing the god of bad taste, Xiahou wiped his sweat again in his heart, Xiahou said goodbye to the god Fuxi, and went to the ancestral temple for training.

The intensity of Xiahou's supernatural evolution is already close to B level. He used to be beaten against robots when he was sparring with robots, but now he has exchanges with robots that have improved two levels.However, this kind of evenly divided battle is more difficult than fighting with sandbags. After less than three hours of sparring, Xiahou can only bend down and put his hands on his knees to breathe heavily.

Wei Qing handed Xiahou a towel, and while wiping his head, Xiahou lifted his heavy legs around the training room—in the end, the superiors gave Xiahou the outer armor of the previous generation, otherwise his weight... from upstairs There is a ditch left on the way from the parking lot to the training room.However, his outer armor is closed when the fight is started, otherwise it will not be able to play the role of training.Fortunately, the training room was super reinforced, able to withstand Xiahou's ravages.

He was walking there, and Wei Qing was debugging the sparring robot there.

"Li's speed is a bit slower, but the strength has increased by [-]% instead." After the adjustment, Wei Qing came over, stood there pinching his chin and looking at Xiahou, "I have seen many people with physical abilities, but you It's really the first one. I really have the urge to dissect you."

Xiahou twisted his mouth and snorted twice like the second senior brother, knowing that the instructor was trying to scare him.

"Have you had enough rest?"

"No……"

"Enough? Come on, practice duel with me for 10 minutes."

"QAQ instructor, please forgive me..."

"Oh!"

_(:з」∠)_Xiahou, died.

10 minutes of sparring is basically like Xia Hou making sandbags for 10 minutes and being beaten up solidly.Xiahou hadn't felt such pain for a long time, but he was fine, not to mention bruises, not even a little red.

Wei Qing was rubbing his own fingers, and the knuckles of his index finger turned red.

"By the way, instructor, what kind of supernatural power are you?" Xiahou got up, but he didn't stand up, he just sat cross-legged on the ground.

"Me? It's also a physical ability, but I focus more on muscle strength." Wei Qing squatted in front of Xiahou and raised his hand, "So, I really envy and hate you. No one has made me like this for many years."

Xiahou saw that his hands were not only red, but also trembling.

Is this excessive force?Or did he hurt his muscles too hard?

"Come here, go over there for a test." Wei Qing signaled Xiahou to stand up.

Xiahou went over honestly, just like a lamp, swept him from head to toe, and then Wei Qing got the news directly: "When you first came, you still had 0.12 fat on your body, but now it's It's 0. And your muscles can't be called muscles..." That's super thick and hard leather.

Wei Qing grinned, even if human beings evolve, they are still human beings, but in Xiahou's case, even a modified human with DNA modified beyond recognition cannot achieve it, but Xiahou's genes are still human.

Xia Hou smirked: "Major, why do you feel so... lively today?"

Wei Qing is usually quite a taciturn person, that is, once he felt that Xia Hou's mental state was not right, so he said a few more words.Another time I felt that Xiahou's mentality was too impetuous and gave him two kicks.This is the first time that I have said so much and done so much.

Wei Qing looked at him and smiled.That smile made Xia Hou couldn't help but push back two steps: "Major, I have something to do today, or let me go back today."

Wei Qing laughed again, the hairs on the back of Xiahou's neck stood on end, and he couldn't help but mutter in his heart: If you don't die, you won't die.

But who would have thought that Wei Qing nodded to him: "Okay, you can go home."

Xia Hou breathed a sigh of relief, and he only came to his senses on the way back.The look in Wei Qing's eyes when he just laughed was the look that "men can understand"?Xiahou understood, it must be "sister-in-law" who came back?So, as soon as he got home, Xia Hou wrote to Wei Qing directly, saying that things at home were complicated and he had to ask for two days off.

Wei Qing's lightning reply was just two words: Sure.

Xia Hou curled his lips, packed his things, and entered the dormant cabin.

"Ai Jun, how are you doing?"

"67 of them have fallen, and all of them have been recovered successfully. The evolution liquid production line has started to assemble."

Xiahou went over and sat down beside him, his shoulders squeezed him; "Go take a bath and sleep."

"Yeah." Ai Jun stood up and stretched, "Don't you take out the things in your bag?"

"It's okay, there are no living things today, and there is nothing important. When you wake up, let's..."

"Alert! An earthquake occurred within the area of ​​No. 500 base. The epicenter was 9.3 meters away from No. [-] base. The magnitude of the earthquake was [-]. Alert! A magnitude [-] tsunami occurred along the coast of Province F of our country!"

Both of them groaned in their hearts, and Ai Jun who had just stepped off the podium also jumped up.

"Connect to Base No. [-] and Base No. [-]!"

The commander of base No. [-] is Wang Zi'an, and the commander of base No. [-] is Lu Jiang, a girl.

"Don't talk to me, just do what you need." Xiahou waved his hand after speaking, what he is doing now is just a statement, and all the bases will do their best to meet their statement.

"Yes!" In fact, even if Xiahou didn't say this, Wang Zi'an and Lu Jiang knew this too, but it is undeniable that Xiahou's words made them feel at ease.

In the command rooms of No. [-] and No. [-] bases, Xiahou's three-dimensional image disappeared, but the communication was not shut down. The two bases could immediately make requests to Xiahou.

At this time, Xia Hou and Ai Jun were asking Fatty Lan if this matter was related to aliens.At the same time, an earthquake and tsunami of the forward level occurred at the same time, which cannot be doubted.

"Can't confirm."

Fatty Lan lacked the necessary detection facilities. Xiahou thought for a moment: "Fatty Lan, check the historical records of the alien mercenaries who attacked the earth, and the bases we wiped out during this period to see who is missing."

"Yes." Fatty Lan checked quickly. As soon as he answered yes, the form was listed, "Starry Mercenary Group, Sword of Justice Mercenary Group, and Quarik's Glory Mercenary Group."

Xiahou couldn't help complaining about the names of these mercenary groups, Starry, Justice, Glory, these good words are for nothing, but they are just a group of alien devils who burned and looted like shit.

"Do you have any more detailed information about them?"

"The Stars and the Glory of Quarik are small mercenary groups, and the total number of them does not exceed forty. They disappeared from the history of the universe within 20 years after the destruction of the earth. Except for the names of the main characters, I There is no further detailed information about them. The Sword of Justice mercenary group is relatively large, but it is only the seventh son of the group leader who attacked the earth, and there is no detailed record of his action this time."

That is to say, three small snakes ran away, and the earthquake and tsunami were likely to be bitten by these three ambush small snakes.

"Major, I received an unfamiliar signal. The other party claims to be the deputy head of the Sword of Justice Mercenary Corps and asks to talk to you."

Okay, just now I suspected it was possible, but now it is confirmed.

Xia Hou tilted his head and asked Ai Jun: "Do you want to discuss with others before connecting?"

"They came here at this time, nothing more than hoping that we will give them convenience when they leave the earth. Will you give them convenience?"

Xiahou was silent for a while, then said to Fatty Lan, "Connect."

The moment they connected, the half-length of the leader of the Sword of Justice appeared in front of their eyes, which made them both stunned for a short time.

The Korta people I saw last time were already handsome enough, and Andrew, who was like an elf, was born so handsome that people on Earth would envy and hate him.But it is not as shocking as the one in front of him. This leader is directly the real luminous body.

His hair is not a strand of human hair, but a long piece of about two centimeters, which is still pale golden and transparent.His face... cannot be described in words, only the most delicate hand can draw three parts of it.When those clear blue eyes look like someone, the person being looked at seems to be looking at the god above the sky.His ears are like fish fins but also like feathers, covering the sides of his cheeks softly.

And I don't know what's going on with this person, a faint light radiates from his body, making the whole person even more hazy.

In another time, in another place, seeing such a perfect object, Xia Hou, a crooked man, would definitely feast his eyes on him, and Ai Jun, a straight man who is not very straight, would also watch a few more times to cultivate his sentiments.

So people don't look good, especially aliens.At this moment, the two of them were only stunned for a moment, because no matter how good he looked, it couldn't change the fact that he was an alien devil.

"Hello, Earthlings. I am #￥@#￥, the commander of the Sixth Corps of the Sword of Justice Mercenary Corps."

Xiahou and Ai Jun frowned at the same time. Fatty Lan translated at the same time, but he didn't erase the other party's voice, so the tenor voice of this handsome devil rushed directly into the eardrum.And his name, even Lan Fatty couldn’t translate it—in many ethnic groups, the name is just a pronunciation, and there is no way to translate it, so the transliteration is often weird, and even difficult to pronounce.

For example, the head of the garbled characters in front of me.

"I think your justice and our justice seem to have different meanings." Xiahou opened his mouth and complained.He has only been in the position of leader for less than half a year. He is an otaku who has been kicked out of the market. He has been holding a breath in his stomach. He can bear it sometimes, and sometimes he can't bear it. Now is the time to bear it.

The head of the glowing garbled characters raised his eyes and looked at Xia Hou: "But justice is relative. What is injustice to you is justice to us."

Xiahou grinned, and Ai Jun poked his lower back lightly, Xiahou swallowed back the sarcasm: "Okay, justice, tell me what you want."

The leader of the Garbled Corps said: "We have planted gravity bombs in 25 places on the earth, but as long as our spacecraft exceeds a certain distance, we will lose the remote control restrictions on the bombs. So, put the battleship you are making..."

"Explode." Xiahou slapped the commanding platform with a slap. His action was not to scare the commander of the garbled army, but to press a shortcut button, "I have issued an emergency evacuation order to the entire base, you Fry it."

"..." The blue eyes of the head of the garbled army flashed a little blankly, obviously he didn't expect Xiahou to refuse so simply - even if you don't agree, shouldn't you still bargain? !We can't bargain!

"There is a proverb in China that says that barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes. We are barefoot now, and you threaten me with bombs? What do you think we are afraid of being destroyed by you? Besides, in your narrow sense of justice , Do you think we are stupid? If you say there is a bomb, there will be a bomb, and if you say that the bomb will fail if you leave?"

Xiahou didn't know any diplomatic language, and he didn't think there was any need to cover up these devils.In particular, how dare these people covet their warships? !

Don't you know how precious the time of people on earth is?Don't you know that every battleship is a life-saving? !

Facing the fleet of the Blue Ocean Empire, if the people on earth want to survive, it is like digging out a Yangtze River with their hands without any protection.And what kind of bastards of the sword of justice want to cut a piece of flesh from such an earthling?Xia Hou felt nauseated.

"I don't even bother to treat you..."

"Come out by yourself, I'll save your life. Goodbye." Xiahou didn't bother to say anything to them.It is impossible for him to let them go, and he said to keep their lives, because he thought that he could exchange them for supplies from that sword of justice in the future.

"Storm and Thunder are ready to dispatch at any time." Ai Jun patted Xiahou on the shoulder.

"Am I... am I being too impulsive? Maybe I should negotiate with them for a while?"

"It's not necessary. Although some of your words are a bit rushed, your choice is correct. Because we can't let them go no matter what."

"Actually, we can promise them that we will kill them all when they come out."

"The result is the same, and they will not prevent us from doing that. The modern remote control can detonate the bomb with a single button, and their methods of aliens will only be faster and faster." Ai Jun rubbed Xiahou's hair He knew that Xia Hou's character was sometimes emotional, but in fact, sometimes it is a good thing to be emotional.

Suddenly, a three-dimensional image of more than half of the earth popped up in front of my eyes-mainly on the Asian side.

"Alert! There are 27 underground earthquakes on the earth, 28, 29, and the number is increasing linearly."