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In the future, Xiahou will be broadcasting live.

"︿(￣︶￣)︿ Last time we mentioned that Li Jing entered the temple gate, and when we saw that the clay sculpture of Nezha was enshrined in the temple, we were immediately furious and ordered people to destroy the clay sculpture!"

He is... telling a story.But not only that, he is still drawing sugar paintings... That is to say, on the smooth floating table in front of him, a sugar painting of Li Jing's fury has been drawn, and holding the edible rice stick, he directly painted this painting The sugar painting was taken down from above.

"Anyone want it?"

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I want Nezha! Don’t want this bastard father!!!】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I want Jin Zha!!! Jin Zha is handsome!】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I want the third prince of the Dragon King!!! The third prince is so handsome!!! The bear boy can really do it!!!】

"→_→Okay, let's eat it on the 9th." Xia Hou handed Li Jing's candy figurine to the 9th - the 8th is diligently boiling the candy, and the 9th is a super big roll, also... Fuxi Great God -_-

"..."

"Okay, I ate, let's talk while eating."

Painting sugar paintings was something that Xiahou recently took the time to learn in modern times. It was not so easy in the first place.But the most important thing in sugar painting is to boil the sugar, and the second is to master the timing of painting with sugar.Boiling sugar is more difficult than painting, and it requires a lot of experience.But Xiahou has an intelligent brain, and the intelligent brain can accurately record the requirements for the syrup. Xiahou only needs to master the painting skills.

As for Xiahou, he obviously has an extraordinary talent for handwork. After a few days of practice, he will be able to broadcast live in the future.

In particular, Xiahou's talent in painting is not low, especially in traditional Chinese painting. His sugar painting images are becoming more and more complex and changeable.

Long before painting sugar paintings, Xiahou started storytelling.I just finished talking about the ancient legends before, Pangu opened the world, Nuwa created man to mend the sky, Fuxi created eight trigrams to establish China, Huang Yan, the second emperor, Chiyou Jiuli, Shennong tasted a hundred herbs, Xingtian cut breasts for eyes, Yao, Shunyu soup...

But storytelling at that time was accompanied by paper-cutting and clay figurines.And these paper-cut and clay figurines were given to the lucky draw audience while broadcasting live.

What we are talking about now is of course the list of gods.

Many people asked Xiahou if he could authorize the story of the origin of China before.Xia Hou said that these stories are all legends of Chinese origin, and there is no problem of authorization or non-authorization.And now, several virtual dramas have been broadcast simultaneously, and I heard that the number of views is good, but the most terrifying number of views is Xiahou's live broadcast room, and now his sub-channels have exceeded double digits.

Xiahou talked about Nezha being rescued by his master with the incarnation of lotus root...

[The imagination of the ancients is amazing, it sounds so romantic. 】

"This is the lotus with the lotus root, and this is Nezha in the form of lotus. Now we are going to start the lottery!" Xiahou asked with a smile, holding a picture of water lilies in one hand and Nezha in the other.

【lotus!Lotus lotus! ! ! ! 】

[Nezha! ! !Nezha, Nezha! ! ! ! 】

=. = Barrage is crazy...

Xiahou mentioned that Nezha was sent by Master Taiyi Zhenren to Xiqi to help out...

[I want Yang Jian! ! ! 】

[Your Majesty Ji Fa! ! ! ! 】

[I want Lei Zhenzi! ! ! ! 】

"..." Xia Hou drew Jiang Ziya.

【_(:з」∠)_】

[Don't be like this, the old man is also very cute. 】

At the end of Xiahou's live broadcast that day, he drew a huge Nezha with three heads and six arms.Facing countless spectators who were starving for food, Xia Hou "clicked", ate the tip of the fire-pointed gun in one gulp, then waved his hand at the crowd, the live broadcast ended...

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Is there such an anchor!!!】

[QAQ Lord Hou tells you, yes. 】

Go to the ancestral temple to exercise, go home, lie down and go back to the future.A stone rushed up, and its big tongue washed Xiahou's face. Xiahou hugged the stone and pressed it to the ground, stroking his fur furiously!After masturbating, he stood up, stretched his waist, and shouted: "Ai Jun, come to sleep!" After shouting, Xia Hou blushed first, "Well, I... that... I don't want to sleep..."

Ai Jun didn't react at first, but Xia Hou's explanation made him feel hot instead.

It stands to reason that in this age, two men who have been in a relationship for more than a month and almost two months, should go to second base no matter what, and the cosplayers rubbed each other's babies.But no, these two people can count with two kisses during this period of time.

On the one hand, both of them are really too busy, busy with business during the day and night, especially Xiahou has to catch up with the future, and when it is almost time, he has to close his eyes and go to the future, the two of them have no personal time at all.

On the other hand, these two people are really too pure. Ai Jun went to the army at a young age. When others followed Japanese and American love action movies and did Japanese and English listening, he was still training.The youthful impulse has all flowed away with the sweat of hard training.Xiahou has read a lot of "theoretical research materials", but his personality is the introverted kind. Of course, he imagined a lot of scenes with Ai Jun sauce in his mind, but can he make it real?He was immediately cowardly...

Ai Jun thought he was older than Xia Hou (psychological age), so instead of choosing to fool around, he walked up to Xia Hou and hugged him.

No matter how introverted Xiahou is, he knew that this meant permission, and immediately embraced Ai Jun with sparkling eyes. The two of them were not kissing, but you were leaning on me, and I was leaning on you, like two big birds crossing their necks.

"Actually, there are not many things to do today." After a long time, Ai Jun said suddenly.

Xiahou raised his head: "What do you mean?"

"Huh? Which one?" Ai Jun smirked.

Xiahou looked at him, and was stupefied—a monkey suddenly came to steal peaches!

"!" Ai Jun smirked and became shocked, so a monkey came to steal the peach!

"Wang?" Shitou looked at the two of them, and in the solemn command room, they played the game of picking each other that adolescent boys love to play.After digging and digging, the two of them rolled to the ground, and the two of them flashed at the same time, changing from well-dressed to naked.

As a curvy man and an elder (in terms of age) who turned others into bends, although Xia Hou was very disturbed, he still lay down obediently.Let Ai Jun take the initiative and follow his instinct.but!When Ai Jun looked at Xiahou's upper body, there was no problem. When he saw the first glance below, Ai Jun was stunned, and then started laughing wildly...

Xiahou laughed so much that he covered his little brother, and looked at Ai Jun with aggrieved eyes: "Is QAQ so ugly? I'm not young." Xiahou glanced at Ai Jun, "It's a bit longer than you."

Ai Jun's smile stopped immediately, and then he glanced at Xia Hou: It really grew a little...

"It's not that you are ugly, it's because I feel weird, and then I laughed out of nowhere."

"...Not ugly but weird? I'm not a spiked mace either, it's pretty smooth."

Therefore, the first attempt of the two ended without a problem, Ai Jun went to sleep, Xia Hou clutched his injured glass heart and went to work.

Shi Shi, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, said: "Wow?" I don't understand you humans...

Zhao He——is one of the three humans that Xiahou saw in the Saiwa base, and one of the few humans who persisted in doing it by himself. He led a team of more than 20 people, including the two teenagers who followed him men and women.

From the very beginning, they did not start digging from the edge of the city, but into the city.Zhao He is a local of this city, or the kind of local who is familiar with every corner of the city, definitely not from Lu Chi...

Everyone is dressed differently, but the same is wearing a variety of flat boots, although some men wear women's boots.The weather is getting hotter in May, but they still wear long trousers and long coats, with various belts tied around their waists, and a large bamboo basket is carried on their backs. Some people have tools in the baskets, and two girls carry food on their backs. and water.Before the alien attack, this outfit would have made people laugh, but now it is the standard equipment for pioneers.

Today, Zhao He's goal was a large express warehouse, but he was still far away, so Zhao He stopped.

"Zhao, there are so many animals here." Andrew said.According to what Zhao He said when they reached the edge of the city, there is still at least a quarter of an hour away from the warehouse, right?But there are more and more animals.

Sparrows, feral cats, dogs, crows, weasels and all manner of urban animals, that's not a good sign.It was them that they pioneers feared most.Fortunately, most of these animals were just passing by, especially those in groups. Even if one or two stopped to look at them with malicious eyes, seeing the large number of them, they had no choice but to leave.

"I ignored it." Zhao He shook his head. Although the animals don't have maps, they have sensitive noses.In particular, there are a lot of fresh food in the express warehouse, which has already begun to rot, and that smell is the best signpost for animals. After thinking for a while, although the warehouse is attractive, this road was finally picked up from the catastrophe. Life is more precious, "Don't go, change the way. I remember there is a place similar to the small commodity wholesale market, and it will take another four to five minutes to get there!"

Zhao He yelled at the team, he is a person who knows how to read people, and there are no thorns in the team he built.Moreover, it has only been more than two months since the profession of pioneers appeared—the first time it was not called pioneers, it was called freelance work—and it has only been more than two months now, and there are no more than one out of ten people who are still in this industry.Not only did their team persevere tenaciously, but they also lived better. The prestige of Zhao He, the leader, naturally increased day by day.

Zhao He looked at his watch. It was a big mechanical watch with a compass. What he was looking at now was not the time, but the direction.Calculating silently in my heart, the team changed direction.

After walking for about ten minutes, a person at the end of the line suddenly ran to the front in a panic: "Boss Zhao, there are some strange dogs following us!"

Zhao He quickly followed him to the back, he was still wondering why this person was so flustered?During their pioneering period, they saw cats and dogs more than once or twice, right?Just now, he ran into a big group of dogs, but when he saw the "wrong dog", his heart suddenly jumped.

The dogs following them were not big, there were six poodles and Chihuahuas in total, but the hair on these dogs was all bald, and the hairless area was just a piece of rotten meat, and some of them were rotten with bones.Zhao He has good eyesight, and he can still see that the eyes of these dogs are also abnormal, they are white and have no pupils.

"Boss Zhao, look at this...does it look like that zombie?"

"Shut up! Everyone! Go over there! Throw away the farm tools if you have no energy!" Although Zhao He didn't let others continue talking about this, his own actions have already explained the problem.

Although distressed, the few physically weak still obediently threw away the baskets behind them. Zhao He and another tall man not only carried their farm tools on their backs, but also took the water from the two girls' backs to themselves while running. With their backs on their backs, everyone spread their feet and ran towards the half wall Zhao He pointed at.The six suspected zombie dogs didn't run after them, but kept the same speed just now and stopped behind.

And without Zhao He's instructions, everyone ran to the base for help through their citizen cards.

After reaching half of the wall, everyone was not idle, and quickly got a large piece of ruins to surround themselves.

I saw that the six dogs were not too close to everyone, and they were walking step by step, but everyone felt that they hadn't come in a hurry to build a suitable fortress, and all six dogs came.

The men standing at the front and waiting to beat the dogs all put on helmets, held up pickaxes, and stared at the six dogs.It's even more frightening to look at from a close distance. The mouths of these dogs have a ring of blisters. What drips from the mouths is not transparent saliva, but a yellow-yellow-green liquid, as if the mouths are rotten.There were maggots growing in the wounds on the body one by one, and fat and big worms writhed inside.

These 20 people have seen a lot of big scenes while searching for supplies some time ago, but now there are still bursts of acid reflux.

"Here we come! People are coming from the base!" Someone suddenly yelled, which was kind and natural.

But when he shouted, everyone subconsciously looked up to the sky to find the spaceship.But at this moment, the puppies who were slowly approaching their temporary fort just now jumped up with a whoosh.That's just about the height of a person's neck!

Fortunately, the few people standing in front of them were battle-hardened and reacted quickly, either hitting the dog with a swing or blocking the dog with a pickaxe.It's okay to fight and block, but there is one person who hides, shrinks his head, and hides to the side.The Chihuahua failed to bite him, jumped in mid-air, fell down, landed on the ground, jumped, and bit Wu Xiaoxiao's leg.

The dog looked small, but its mouth was extremely sharp. Even if Wu Xiaoxiao was wearing boots, it was bitten through.

Wu Xiaoxiao was actually bitten too close, and she didn't expect it, otherwise she could have avoided it.But to be bitten is to be bitten.This girl is also tough, hurt and afraid, but she didn't shout or dodge. Instead, she picked up her helmet and slammed it at the sister-in-law.

When everyone was fighting dogs, a small spaceship landed on top of them, and a soldier jumped down from it, and killed the dog three times, five times and two times, and rescued the team. Several wounded people boarded the ship. The rest of the people either had lingering fears or were worried about their companions, so they all followed suit.

The time was set back for half an hour, and Xia Hou and Ai Jun were standing face to face in the base.Because Ai Jun just wanted to try to see if he could memorize Xia Hou.

"Ai Jun, are you sure? The ground of the command room has just been repaired."

"..." Ai Jun's back was a little chilled when Xiahou asked him this question. No matter which base the command room is, it is the strongest place. He has tried this base and the ground where they are now. Yes, whether it is fried or peeled, there is no trace of it.But Xiahou Leng was able to take one step at a time on such a ground!One can imagine how terrible his weight is.

"Why don't you try one arm first?"

"Row."

So Xia Hou put an arm on Ai Jun's shoulder, and then gradually weakened the floating function of the outer armor on the arm.Seeing that Ai Jun was fine at the beginning, after a few seconds, he obviously began to use his strength, and in a few seconds, he separated his legs and stood in a posture of carrying a heavy load on his shoulders.

"Do you want to continue?" Xia Hou was really afraid that he would overwhelm Ai Jun.

"Come!"

"Your face is turning purple! Come on!" Xiahou quickly raised his hand.

Ai Jun, who was stubborn just now, also let out a long sigh of relief, his face returned to normal, and he stood up straight again.