Internet celebrities save the world

In Han Yidong's impression, his daughter is very petite. Since she was a child, she developed slower than others, spoke slowly, walked slowly, and suffered minor illnesses for three days and half a month. It can only be attributed to the fact that the root was injured when it was born, and it started to be raised with an important one before it was one year old.

But the little girl has been strong-tempered since she was a child. She hesitated at most when taking the medicine and never made a fuss with others. After drinking, she loved to stick herself in her grandma's arms and didn't say a word for a long time.Maybe it's because the traditional Chinese medicine has really worked. Her body is getting better gradually. She's only 90 centimeters at the age of six, but she's very lively, loves to laugh, and loves to ask questions.So, as her father, Han Yidong often secretly turned to Du Niang for help...

Now, his daughter...he doesn't recognize his daughter anymore.In front of his eyes was a large feline suspended in a light blue liquid.

"This is……"

"DNA does not lie, this is your daughter."

Han Yidong, who was opposite the doctor, tensed up every muscle with anger burning from hatred at this moment.Before now, he had no consciousness about aliens...even though he had seen so much and experienced so much.But he has never witnessed the death or change of acquaintances. As an ordinary or even cowardly mortal, he even partially agrees when some people say "it's okay to be a slave to aliens".

They are backward and can't beat them, so if they can live as slaves, why not do it?Only by living can he have a chance to see his daughter!

Everyone sweeps the snow in front of the door and leaves the frost to the roof of others. Isn't this an old saying?

Until today, when the disaster really happened to his family, and to his well-behaved and lovely daughter, he didn't know how wrong his thoughts were, how stupid and ridiculous he was.

An honest good guy with a mind-shifting experience in the infirmary.This kind of thing was only recorded by Fatty Lan. So far, Xiahou has no need to know - it's time for him to sleep again.

Say good night to Ai Jun and open your eyes in the future.Today is a bit special, Fuxi is not staying by the bed, he is hanging on the oven, looking at the rolling inside through the transparent material.

Xiahou covered his face, came out of the dormant cabin like a thief, squatted on the ground, and quietly called Fuxi: "Hey, God! Hey!"

"Huh?" The master turned his head, his eyes were fierce, and he had the posture of "nothing important, leave me alone".

"Master, you know the live broadcast is still on, right?"

"It's okay." The Great God waved his hand, "I've already shielded myself. That's right! You're awake! Then I can take the baby away!"

"Great God, let me broadcast it live first, so that everyone can see what's going on, how about you?"

"Hmm...Okay." Master Fuxi reluctantly left the oven, muttering as he walked, "This is the shortcoming after having feelings, the feeling of heartache always makes him...heartache so much."

"..." Xia Hou looked at the Great God Fuxi silently, with an expression of guarding against thieves, and retreated to the side.

[QAQ, chirping, Hou Ye, you finally appeared! ! ! 】

【sky! ! !Lord Hou, when you paint that Tsinghua University with water...Wipe water...I always use a brush to wipe it off. I see that your drawings are all blurred, and I thought it would look like a mess when it was burnt. beautiful! ! 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_I don’t even know, but I can still sit down and watch something all night.Lord Hou, you cured my ADHD. 】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Lord Hou! Don’t you sell it!!! Why don’t you sell it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Make a price!!!]

"Cough, please be patient. First of all, let's talk about the lucky draw. The first prize is a pipa pankou. But let me think about it. If it's just a pair, it's too little, so I'll do it. I made five pairs of pipa buckles, and then weaved a jade pendant."

Xiahou first took out five pairs of pipa clasps that had been packaged, and then took out a round jade pendant with a dragonfly clasp tied on it.

"If it is made into clothes, it will probably look like this." Xia Hou took out the schematic diagram drawn in advance. The clothing pattern on the first picture is similar to that of female students in the Republic of China. A pleated skirt with a jade pendant hanging on the edge of the skirt.

"Or like this." The second picture is a red short gown, which is different from the tight-fitting style after 5000 years. This gown is very loose, with big sleeves and big swings. For some people, it has no clothes at all. shape, but it is very charming.Take a look and think about how it would look on yourself?The self in my mind suddenly became different.

"There are a few other shapes." Xiahou casually drew a few simple pictures, "Everyone can use these pictures."

Sister papers and some Han papers are crazy now.While watching the live broadcast, I started my own software. In the virtual space, another shadow that was 100% identical to myself had already tried on the same clothes and was walking around.

"In the future, I will teach you more methods of making buckles, please wait and see. Then, the lucky draw begins."

【Σ(°△°)︴Is it really good to start so soon? ! 】

"(⊙v⊙) Well, the first man or girl who spoke just now is you. Sorry, because there are too many barrages and too fast, I didn't see your specific name, wait a minute. I found the 'flying' Zhengzheng', Zhengzheng who is running fast, hello, I will send the things to you right now." "

God Fuxi waited for a long time before Xiahou quickly took out the things. At this time, he was still an honest guest housekeeper robot, wrapping things up and mailing them out for him.

The galloping Zhengzheng: o(*￣︶￣*)o has fainted happily.

"Then, next, we will take out the porcelain you care about!" The oven has a heat preservation device, but Xiahou makes porcelain, not a barbecue. When the time is up, it has been turned off, and now it has cooled naturally.

Xiahou took it from the bottom, and there are six rolls in different shapes. Although the original roll is cute, it is a clay sculpture after all. It becomes natural, and the whole bear looks bright and beautiful.

【(﹃) My God, Hou Ye, is what you said really rolling is cuter than what you made? 】

[I originally thought that Bubble Bunny was the cutest animal, but... I can't say that Gun Gun is cuter than Bubble Bunny, but it's just that not only girls like Gun Gun, but also boys will love it too much, right? 】

[Tell the front one very seriously, not only boys like it, but the old man also hopes to see it with his own eyes. 】

【Don't be so impulsive, okay?Whether Gun Gun exists or not is still an uncertain proposition. 】

[The Bubble Rabbit has popped up a few years ago. It's not a species from an edge planet at all, but a product of genetic engineering? 】

[Giant pandas are animals that conform to the aesthetics of your earthlings and our Duruka people. After seeing them, some of my friends also think they are cute.But this kind of animal that conforms to too many racial aesthetics, just like Bubble Rabbit, may not be natural, but a product of genetic engineering. 】

[Why do you suddenly appear in the Internet and so many people who deny the giant panda? 】

[By the way... this is Huaguo Skynet's live broadcast room, right? 】

"Giant pandas exist! Giant pandas are the national treasures of our Chinese people!" Xia Hou put the six rolls around, and then took out the tea set and did the same. To be honest, rolling with a cute naivety."

【Ha, I know who you are, Master Hou.Are you the model found by the Huaguo country?Otherwise so knowledgeable. 】

【What?What's the meaning? 】

[If you don’t have your home planet, you’ll be gone, so now you can’t stand it anymore, and spent hundreds of years compiling a system based on those fragments, have you found someone to come out and shout? 】

[You earthlings are too interesting, right? 】

[Why do people on Earth have no history, they have a history, a history of slavery! 】

[Hahahahaha!Yes, yes, just like many museums in our country explain that "the slaves of the earth have written a strong stroke in the development of a certain planet" hahahaha! ! ! 】

【Yeah!History is created by workers/slaves! 】

"..." Before this, the future that Xia Hou saw was full of vitality, an upward and bright scene.There are only a few small pests that are helpless, and some abnormal aesthetics are more cute.Then, he finally faced the ugliest side of this era, the ugliest thing that every human being on earth has to face.

"As a group of femme fatales, are you shouting that femme fatale is right?" Xia Hou said to the screen, this non-violent non-cooperative gesture that was always molested by his audience, and even lowered their heads to do things The anchor who came to deal with it now held his head up and stared straight ahead, as if he could use the virtual network to drag the roaring people over there and tear them apart.

【right!What is the difference between you and Gong Shinv? 】

[It's basically a group of barbarians clamoring that women are justified! 】

【You are cowards! 】

[I dare to shout here!If you have the ability, you go to the Rebirth Square in Huaguo and shout that! 15-35 years waiting for you~]

【This is our civilization!You just don't want to believe it? 】

[Our civilization is so beautiful, you are not reconciled, but I am so happy, hahahaha! 】

[It is said that every civilization has utensils made of clay, but... Looking at the whole universe, it is our most beautiful!mad at you! 】

【╮(╯▽╰)╭I’m so sorry, why didn’t your ancestors pass on the genes of aesthetics to you? 】

[Are you envious or jealous?Unwilling to accept reality?hehe】

[Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Hou Ye's live broadcast is one hammer and one stick. The first live broadcast was origami.If it is said that someone is directing behind the scenes, then the directing is too useless. 】

[Our ancestors TM were Gong Shinv, what happened?They not only killed the bodies of your ancestors, but also killed their genes.How many of you earth bastards are purebred? ! 】[It has been deleted, the user was banned for one year because of inappropriate remarks]

The banned barrage is invisible to the audience, but Xiahou can see it.He looked at the deleted bullet screens marked in red letters, and felt his liver hurt and he exploded with anger!

In fact, the main force in that incident back then, the Blue Ocean Empire, the Corta people and other high-level civilized people, would not come here to speak.Those who spoke are all about the existence of the ancestors who followed others to pick up cheap ones 5000 years ago, and the descendants 5000 years later will follow behind others, and others will lead the donkey and pull out the prongs.

But what about the earthlings?The once fringe civilizations, the earthlings who once allowed them to buy and sell their spirits, are now among the ranks of advanced civilizations, although they are tailed, and the political influence is tied together by the three countries.Even the entire Liberty Alliance has to be counted to count.But it is certain that the world that once existed will undergo a big reversal after 5000 years.

The aliens who bullied the earth people in the past can only use the fact that the earth has no home planet and is a rootless and lonely people with cut off civilization to show their superiority.Have the people on Earth recovered their civilization?That had to be false, it had to be impossible.

"Now is not 5000 years ago, nor 3000 years ago, nor 2000 years ago, now, is now. It is the present when certain 'things' can only be spoken. So..." Xiahou took out the tea set once , took out the blue and white ampoules, and placed them on the floating table one by one, making a table full, "These are the parts we lost in the past, and now we are regaining them."

Xiahou smiled with crooked eyebrows: "I will give the six-piece giant panda set and the giant panda tea set to my friends, and everyone will lose one sight after seeing it. Blue and white thin-necked bottles, now we are going to start a lottery draw! This time Instead of drawing a quick speech, I will choose one person from among my friends who have always supported me."

A large bowl appeared in front of Xiahou, which was filled with fine granules like powdered sugar. Xiahou stretched out his paws and stirred them for a long time, and then stretched out, there was an almost invisible spot on the tip of his index finger. Little white dot, and then the little white dot became bigger and became a name, "'The wind smells of sand', hello, the wind smells of sand, oh, your address looks a bit far away. But At the latest in the afternoon of three days later, you will be able to receive the gift. In addition, this lottery is only limited to those who have Hua nationality and live in Huaguo, friends from foreign countries and overseas, sorry."

[Aww! ! !it's me! ! !it's me! ! ! !God... Lord Hou! !I love you! ! ! ! 】

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Well, let's applaud this howling lucky guy.

"That's all for today. Tomorrow we will return to the normal rhythm of the live broadcast. Goodbye everyone." After the live broadcast was closed, Xiahou stood up and looked at Fuxi, "It's not easy for you..."

"(⊙v⊙) Huh? What?"

"..." Well, Fuxi's full attention was on those things, and he didn't notice what Xiahou said, so is it a fool's blessing?

"Okay, can I take all these babies away?"

"Okay."

"~(≧▽≦)/~Today I will use this to make tea with female snails."

Just as the food culture has been handed down tenaciously, and it is still one of the treasures of Huaguo, drinking tea, or drinking the beverage brewed with plants, has also been handed down—although it is called by some aliens It's a sign of barbarity, but they say theirs and we drink ours.

As for how to drink tea with two Ultrain... Ultrain can also create a biological body for itself.

God Fuxi borrowed the "clothes" of No. 8 again, it seems that he is not at ease if he doesn't bring these Gunners home with his own hands.

He left with his front foot, and Xiahou went to the ancestral temple with his back foot.

Wei Qing couldn't hide the curiosity on his face this time.

Xiahou: "?"

"The soldiers over there seem to be well trained."

"The third episode of "Save the Earth" is out?"

"It just came out yesterday, don't you know?"

"Did not have time."

"Where are you filming now?"

From what Wei Qing said in the past, and his current expression, he is really sure that Xia Hou is wearing both ends now.But Xiahou didn't admit it, so he wouldn't lift the veil that covered the truth.So he didn't ask where Xiahou was shot, but only where it was shot.