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Not to mention Xia Hou, even Ai Jun couldn't help softening his gaze when he looked at these fluffy little things.

"Shitou, you are capable. I haven't seen you for a few days. There are so many children! Eh? These two are just cats, right?"

"Fuck! Why are there so many!"

The exclamations of Xia Hou and Ai Jun sounded in the command room...

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Huaguo 5000 years later, the home of Xiahou.

God Fuxi put a part of himself into the body of No. 8 in an instant, and the vital signs displayed in the dormant cabin indicated that Xiahou was about to wake up.Sure enough, the next moment, Xiahou opened his eyes, but instead of saying hello the moment he saw himself like before, he just said "Wait a minute!" and opened the bag like burning his ass.

Of course Fuxi followed curiously, and then he saw Xia Hou opened the bag, holding out with both hands a small, fluffy, cute creature with pointed ears, pink nose, and four plum-blossom feet.

"Cat?! Progenitor cat?!"

"Actually, it's more appropriate to say Chinese pastoral cats." Xiahou took out one and put it beside the bed, and took out another.It is completely reassuring to make sure that the two little ones are only sleeping.

He has brought bugs, many plants, and mice, but he can travel through two time-spaces, and the total time is less than a month. Even though the scientists here prove that these living creatures are healthy, they still have not grown. Experimental proof of time.

Although mice and cockroaches have continued tenaciously, they seem to be no different from the age of the earth.But apart from them, there are no such lucky and hardy creatures.After all, the earth is the only one for people on earth, but for other intelligent life in the universe, it is just "a certain planet with life".

They are not concerned with the continuation of life on Earth, but with the greater good.The earth species that were not brought out in the first place disappeared in the long river of cosmic history in only a few hundred years.

Like the black cat sheriff on No. 8, it is still an image that has been archaeologically discovered in recent years.

"Well, the dog brought back by my stone is the dog that asked you to help make the potion last time. It is also powerful. It has awakened rare spatial abilities, can travel in shadows and relatively rare physical abilities. Bigger and smaller." Shi Shi just woke up and ran out by himself.

Animals mastered supernatural powers faster and more skillfully than humans.One still has to practice, a little bit of digging, and the first day Stone gets the power, it's as if he was born with it all.

Xiahou and Ai Jun were still worried that it would not be able to come back on time, after all, it had to take a dose of medicine every day, but when the time came, he came back by himself.The two gave it the medicine, and it ran away happily again.In the end, the two of them simply prepared a kennel in the command room, with food, water, and medicine in it. When they saw that the things in it were empty, they prepared new ones for the stones.

"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will bring back a few cat and dog cubs, God, look..."

"Raise! Raise! Raise!" The Great Master pounced fiercely, but when he got on top of the kitten, his movements immediately softened.Xiahou was almost kidnapped by Fuxi, so he shrank back obediently, watching Fuxi hug the two kittens in his arms with a tender and sweet expression, "Are they all cats?"

"..." I must have heard it wrong, how could the Great God tremble when he spoke? "There are also dogs, either Chinese garden dogs or Chuan Chuan."

As humans suffer, so do our companion animals.Although Xia Hou and Ai Jun were chased by wild dogs and ran in a panic, they were one of the few.Some cats and dogs died in disasters, some were captured by aliens and used as experimental objects, some were caught and eaten by humans, and a very small part, like stones, accompanied the fleeing humans.

When I was collecting survivors around earlier, I also rescued a few cats and dogs, but they were all sterilized.Stone didn't know where he got more than 40 cat and dog puppies. After discussing for a long time, Xiahou and Ai Jun decided to send most of the kittens and puppies to school, so that the teenage children take care of.A few more robust ones were selected and brought to the future.

"Yes! Yes!" Fuxi's eyes seemed to explode with fireworks, just like a cat licking Mutian Liao, "Xiahou... roll..."

This is the first time Fuxi really asked for something from Xiahou.

"I asked Gun Gun... I mean the one in the sky, I scanned it. There is a base in the giant panda protection area, and several giant panda protection institutions in our era are also in a mess. And the area over there , in the south of Huaguo, our sphere of influence will start from the north. If we want to save giant pandas, we will have to wait at least a month later."

The fireworks in Fuxi's eyes became a little smaller, but when he looked at the kitten and thought of the puppy, he immediately erupted in a large area: "Then I will take the cat back first..."

"Wait! That... Great God, I want to ask if I can buy some weapons?"

"arms?"

"Guns and pistols and stuff."

"But it's useless to give it to you."

"o-0?? Why?"

"Because Hua Guo's offensive weapons are all related to Huang Jing, don't you know?"

"o(╯□╰)o I, I really don't know. Isn't topaz one of the most concentrated and stable substances known in the universe?"

Huang Jing is a kind of non-polluting and renewable energy, which is the foundation of Ultra Brain. Xia Hou really didn't know that Huang Jing is still a weapon.

"Topaz is stable under certain conditions, but if there is a way to release the energy in topaz within a fraction of a second, what do you think will happen?"

"..."=口=Although he is a waste of physics and chemistry, at this moment, Xia Hou understood.

"Of course, the principle of offensive weapons is not limited to this one..."

"No need to explain, I understand."

"...Actually, starting today, I think it is necessary for us to research some offensive weapons that have nothing to do with Huang Jing."

"what?!"

"It's not for you, don't worry, it's just that we ignored it in the past and thought Huang Jing would always exist. But since your space can make Huang Jing useless in a short period of time, there will be two after one. We used to think that Huang Jing's technology was A flat road, but now the facts tell us that this is just a solo dance on the tightrope. In fact, thanks to you, because of your existence, we have picked up many technologies that have been abandoned."

"No, I should thank you." Xiahou shook his head, "I hope that Huaguo will get better and better in the future and now, even if we are two parallel lines that will never intersect."

"Now we have met." Fuxi also smiled at Xiahou.

Fuxi was sitting with two sweethearts in his arms, and left in a levitation car—the people who came out of the levitation car looked at Xiahou with hot eyes, but it was not the kind of hotness that wanted to dissect Xiahou, but It was a kind of curiosity and admiration, but it still made Xia Hou's scalp tingle.But they acted very quickly and left soon.

As for the fact that God Fuxi is still wearing No. 8's "clothes", it's not the first time anyway, and No. 8 will come back by himself.

Xiahou entered the virtual space, and first looked at the messages left by the audience.This time, the most video links were left for him. Although there were before, many people felt that their skills were too poor, so although they dared to "entertain the public" on the virtual community, they did not dare to come to Xiahou. .

But the feather shuttlecock is different. The main purpose of this work is not to decorate and display, but to play with everyone.As a result, videos of a group of people laughing and joking playing shuttlecock filled every corner of the Internet.

People in the future will only have better physical fitness, not the best.Shuttlecock, a new game, quickly made people play all kinds of tricks.

Not only did people perform all kinds of tricks that Xiahou demonstrated, but they also performed tricks that he did not demonstrate, and even tricks that Xiahou had never thought of.

For example, when one person kicks three shuttlecocks, the three shuttlecocks fly into a ball of flowers.For example, kicking the shuttlecock while running, and kicking the shuttlecock relay while traveling at a faster speed than the modern Olympic trapeze.For example, divide into five teams and fight to kick the shuttlecock.

Xiahou's mouth was wide open when he saw it, and he could only admire it.

[Aww! !Lord Hou! !Are there any toys in ancient times? ! ! 】

[Regret for being late, I used to think that ancient handicrafts could only be displayed for fun.But... host, why is your reward turned off? 】

[Upstairs, hehe. 】

[A group of newcomers came again, hehe]

【I'm finally an old man, hehe】

[...Why is your live broadcast room so weird?Is it discrimination against newcomers or what? ! 】

[No, don't be angry... We are actually happy, really. 】

【Yes, it’s because I’m happy, that’s why everyone haha, haha, haha】

[Fuck!Don't scare away newcomers! 】

[News, Master Hou is very cute, he turned off tipping because he was afraid. 】

[An anchor is still afraid of rewarding?Is the reward too low? 】

[Son, look at the number of people in the live broadcast room... Do you think it might be too few? 】

[Hou Ye is so cute because the paper-cutting of the twelve zodiac signs in front was frightened by too many rewards. 】

[Watch the replay, you will know how cute Hou Ye is after watching it. 】

"Don't be cute all the time, OK? The live broadcast has already started, everyone!" Xia Hou felt that if he was the chubby chubby guy before, it would be a bit cute to call him cute, but now he is definitely a handsome man, still cute? !Wouldn't their conscience ache when they said such things!

【Okay, okay, let's remember, don't say that Master Hou is cute. 】

【Yes!Yes!We want to say that Master Hou is not cute! 】

【right!Lord Hou!You are so uncute! 】

Xiahou: "..."

[As a newcomer, I agree, Master Hou is too unlovable. 】

【Right?Right~~]

Xiahou took a deep breath: "Today's inner glaze is dry, we can draw blanks. The pigments of painted blanks were the secrets of various workshops in ancient times, but I have put my formula and production method in the virtual It’s in the community. Everyone can learn from it. Of course, if you have a better formula, you are welcome to share it. This is the finished paint, and then we can paint.”

Xiahou held the flask in one hand and the brush in the other, lowered his head and began to draw.

【Huh?Master Hou just broadcast live like this?Don't tell jokes, don't you communicate with everyone? 】

[Pat the newcomer on the shoulder, child, you have to get used to it. 】

[Only blue paint?Wouldn't it be monotonous to draw? 】

[I believe it won't be monotonous, Lord Hou's aesthetic level is great. 】

[Isn’t paper-cut only red?It's so beautiful that it explodes. 】

【do not speak!blocked! 】

【My God...this...】

[Ancient, ancient paintings! 】

[The ones in front don't lie to me!Aren't all ancient paintings like this? [Link]】

[That's an ancient Western painting!On the side of Europa, this is the ancient splash-ink landscape painting of Huaguo! 】

[The previous one, I don't have many certificates in literature and history, so don't fool me... This is obviously not splashed ink, Master Hou drew it with a fine brush. 】

[Yes, yes, how detailed the description is. 】

[Although Lord Hou didn't use splashing, this style of painting is classified as Huaguo's splashing ink landscape. 】

【It's so profound... I don't understand...】

Xiahou's audience fell into a tragic vicious cycle where they were desperately explaining and studying desperately, but they still couldn't understand what they explained and what they learned...

However, Xia Hou didn't hear about the barrage, and only focused on painting porcelain blanks.

After finishing the painting, Xia Hou put it away, and then said: "Because many friends said that the initial billet was not very clear, so tomorrow and the day after tomorrow will be a live broadcast of billet making. Well, today's live broadcast is here, everyone see you tomorrow .”

People who have not explained and learned clearly […]

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I won’t watch it next time! Is there such a host!】

[QAQ Lord Hou tells you, yes. 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_Is there another one that you agreed?Still, I didn’t say it well...]

[As a newcomer, I understand the deep meaning of hehe, hehe(ㄒoㄒ)]

【Ha ha】

【Ha ha】

【Ha ha】

Each of these hehes is full of blood and tears, which really makes those who see it sad and those who hear it cry.

Hehe ╮(╯▽╰)╭

When Xiahou left that day, there was another nutrient preparation device in his bag that must not be disassembled, as well as the D-level genetic evolution fluid that seemed to never be carried out.

The next day Xiahou came to the future and brought a pair of puppies, black and white and pure black.And when he woke up in the future, the car of the Institute of Earth Paleontology had already parked on the balcony of his house and was waiting.

╮(╯▽╰)╭Fuxi could only cry and look at the two old men, and took the puppy away.

"God, there will be more tomorrow."

"Mmm QAQ." Great God Fuxi nodded, that cute appearance even made Xiahou feel itchy, but he didn't dare to touch the cat of Great God, "Xiahou, because you said yesterday that you need an energy weapon, so I will help you A batch has been improved."

The Great Master buried the sadness of being taken away by Wang Xingren in the deepest part of the program, and pointed to the two stacks of boxes on the floating table: "You can open it and have a look."

Xiahou, whose eyes were all bright, rushed over immediately: "Grenade?"

The box is small and boxy.Xia Hou thought that the weapons came in a box of one, but when he opened it, he realized that there were eight in a box.Inside are four above and four below, a total of eight grenades the size of quail eggs.

"(⊙v⊙) Well, when you use it, squeeze it hard, and within two seconds it can create a gravity field with a diameter of 20 meters and five hundred times the gravity."

"!!!" Xiahou Haoxuan didn't throw out a box of grenades, "Isn't this too sensitive? Five hundred times the gravity? It's all crushed into minced meat."

"Don't worry, I mean pinch, only you and that Lieutenant Colonel Ai's hand is useful, the living hand growing on the arm. It is recommended to throw two grenades at the same time, and there will be surprises."

Xiahou heaved a sigh of relief. Although no one else could use it except him and Ai Jun, he couldn't ask for everything to be perfect: "Can I take two of them to the ancestral temple for testing today?"

"of course can."

"Master, the explosion principle you added to my military armor before this is similar, right?" In fact, this can no longer be called an explosion—the effect of military armor self-explosion is two hundred times the gravity of a radius of 500 meters, plus a protective layer, "If the grenade and the outer armor explode at the same time, will there be any superimposed effect?"

"Yes, and if it is detonated with more than three grenades at the same time, the power at the center may reach [-] times the gravity."

"Oh... yes." Xia Hou nodded, a little dumbfounded, [-] times the gravity?This shit can catch up with the black hole, right?

"Then?"

"Ah?" Xiahou blinked, "What's the matter, my god?"

"...It's okay." He told Xiahou yesterday that energy weapons cannot be used, and Xiahou "(⊙o⊙) Oh, I see".But judging from today's situation, it is obvious that he has learned about the specific situation of the self-destruct of the military outer armor, but he didn't ask about it yesterday.This shows Xiahou's trust in him—the trust that he will count the money if he sells him.

As an ultra-brain, Fuxi is trusted by many intelligent beings.But... that's because they saw him as it, as a tool.This point, even if the super brains have even established a country, it still hasn't changed.But Xiahou is different, Xiahou's trust in him is more like a friend, an elder.