Internet celebrities save the world

A young man who came from the backward and difficult era of civilization 5000 years ago. He had never seen anything, had nothing, and lacked everything, but he never showed greed because of his lack of hope.If another person were in his current position, would he simply ignore the time and space of the last generation of the earth, and just live a good life in the present 5000 years later?

Here, he has peace, has the ability to enter the army to gain respect, has the manual ability that no one else has, and has a head of ancient historical knowledge-in fact, if Xiahou didn't know it himself, Fuxi and the others could only guess this. Humans have problems with cognition and memory. Traveling through the two worlds would be unimaginable to Fuxi if it wasn't for his frequent waste of supplies and his own admission.

As for personal cognition and memory, it is possible that his memory was confused between life and death.It's not that memory inheritance is unprecedented, it's just that those who inherit it don't have a long history.

Fuxi likes this human very much, not because of the love between a man and a woman, but because of the way an elder treats his back.

"No need to thank you." The cat's paw patted Xiahou's shoulder, "Come on. By the way, I came today to tell you something. Some people have already guessed that you can travel through two time-spaces."

"..."

"But don't worry, they don't mean anything to you, they're just a little curious about history."

Fortunately, Xiahou's soul has returned.

"However, more and more people will guess your identity in the future."

=Mouth=The Great God Fuxi made up his mind today to restrain his desires and raise his desires first. Xia Hou was so frightened that his soul ran out of his mouth.

"However, as long as we guide carefully, this will become only us Huaguo people... At most, other human countries will also be brought along. This is a secret that we Earth people know. A successful propaganda led by the state, right? Sending a soldier back to save the world or something, they really won’t believe it. So, don’t worry, you will make all of us a baby, and all Chinese people with normal brains will also They will all be your strong backing!"

=Mouth= Fuxi walked for more than half an hour before Xiahou's soul finally returned to his mouth.He sat down on the ground, no matter what he thought, he felt that his brain cells were not enough.He took a deep breath, stood up, and stretched his chest.Fight!People are dead and birds are facing the sky!Immortality for thousands of years!Why do he care so much!

"Hello everyone, today's bottle is finally dry, we can proceed to the next step, polishing." Xia Hou took the bottle over, stepped on the grinding wheel, and began to polish it.

【Σ(°△°)︴Don’t be so energetic when you come up! 】

[Such a thin bottle, will polishing be worn out! 】

[I'm afraid of breaking it when I pick it up, Lord Hou's hand is so steady. 】

[My God, this level can be made directly by hand! 】

The grinding and trimming of the entire bottle took more than 40 minutes. In fact, he was worried that such a thin pottery blank would be broken by him, but he was not so worried about gains and losses when he held the things in his hands.If it breaks, just get a second one, it doesn't matter.As a result, the whole polishing process was unexpectedly smooth.

Put the polished pottery there, brush away the polished powder with a brush, Xiahou took out the adjusted glaze: "The first glaze is called Dangli glaze, the glaze is not applied on the outside, but applied Inside."

Xiahou's bottle has a very thin mouth. Xiahou used a fine brush prepared in advance, dipped it in oil, and smeared it into the inside little by little, so as to cover the four walls with an even thickness.

In fact, the whole process seemed quite boring, but no one left in the live broadcast room, and many people even grinned as they watched, as if they were going through some tense and exciting process.

When Xiahou finished applying the glaze and put the bottle back on the table, many people let out a sharp breath.

【Ouch!Oh my god!Almost suffocated myself! 】

【With such a thin bottle, I was always worried that Master Hou would crush it with one hand, or miss it with one stroke, but that kind of tragedy did not happen, so I completely understood that Master Hou is not a mortal like me...】

[This is already beautiful! 】

[QAQ, this line is super beautiful!Calculations can't calculate the beautiful lines that make people feel so comfortable. 】

【Decided!This is how my new flying machine was changed! 】

[=. =Using someone else’s appearance, that’s an infringement, dear. 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_ Lord Hou! ! !Begging to sell line licenses! 】

"You don't need to buy it. If you want to use it or make it, you can do it yourself. I started this live video so that everyone can get in touch with and learn more ancient handicrafts." Xiahou laughed.

[Just as I was about to say, Lord Hou has already spoken.Have you forgotten?Lord Hou, he is a saint! ——I am not derogatory! 】

【Master Hou... don't be like this, please. 】

[_(:зゝ∠)_Although it is a good thing for people to have a kind heart, but... well, I really think saint is a good word now. 】

【Lord Hou!You don't want credit!Just give me the address and let me mail you something small, right? ! 】

[...Hou Ye, you still don't want to announce it, because I'm afraid that many people will post me. 】

[Thinking level fear...]

"=.=Cough! That...ancient handicraft products can be used for decoration and wearing, but they can also be used for play, and the production is very simple. Give everyone 5 minutes to prepare materials, a few feathers, preferably long and long. Short, a few small circle-shaped metal pieces, wood can also be used. But please be careful not to prepare too heavy or crispy materials. This handicraft is made for playing. Two pieces are not big The wrapping material is the material used for wrapping, you can use whatever you see conveniently. Finally, glue. Alright, the 5-minute timer starts!"

As soon as Xiahou finished speaking, countless people clicked on their local shopping interface.

【Lord Hou!Can you see this feather? ! 】

【Lord Hou!Please look at the feathers I prepared! 】

【Lord Hou! ...]

Xiahou was overwhelmed by similar barrages. He clicked on them one by one to help everyone see, and he gained a lot of knowledge... because the audience not only attached the same-scale three-dimensional pictures of the feathers, but also attached the source of the feathers.So Xiahou saw long-haired birds, long-haired dinosaurs, long-haired monkeys, long-haired bugs, etc...

After 5 minutes, Xia Hou said: "︿(￣︶￣)︿ Everyone has prepared well, let's start making now."

Many people should have guessed what Xiahou did, yes, it was the chicken feather shuttlecock.Xiahou’s method of making chicken feather shuttlecocks is simple and crude. Two small iron sheets are stacked together, and the piece of cloth wraps the small iron sheets like a bun. The place where the “bun” closes is where the feathers are inserted.In modern times, he uses super glue and thread to fix it. In the future, he will use glue directly, and the fixation is fast and good.

Xiahou gave everyone 5 minutes to prepare the materials, and it took Xiahou more than two minutes to make a key, including the time for his demonstration and explanation.

[Look, it looks very simple.But why can't I do well? QAQ]

【Obviously I understand!I'm sure I get it!It doesn't make sense! 】

[QAQ Others' hands are hands, but mine are just a pair of broken forks, right? 】

[QAQ Others' hands can do handicrafts, but mine can only eat. 】

[QAQ Others have long and beautiful hands, but mine are short and thick. 】

[QAQ Others' hands touching the dirt can make people blush and heartbeat, my hands touching the skin of meat looks like buying meat...]

[QAQ someone else's hand...]

"..." He didn't play Fang Jiewa for three days, which is the true portrayal of these funny people. He pretended not to see the pieces of screen swiping, and stood up with a chicken feather shuttlecock, "Okay, how to play now, everyone and me Come and show everyone."

【Play! ! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~] The audience was excited, gave up the brain-struggling Solitaire, and began to focus on "business".

Xiahou raised his head and smiled, threw the chicken feather shuttlecock upwards, the shuttlecock fell down, kicked, kicked, kicked with his left foot, kicked, kicked, kicked with his right foot.

【(⊙o⊙) Oh...so simple. 】

Left foot front, left foot back kick, upper shoulder, lower shoulder, right foot forward kick, left foot forward kick, upper knee, lower knee, left kick, right kick, upper chest, lower chest...

Xiahou uses red feathers, and this shuttlecock is like a burning fire, a gorgeous painting, or a lively bird, jumping and flying with Xiahou's movements.

【=mouth=】

【=mouth=】

【=口=Me, shall we start using other people's feet to swipe the screen? 】

【QAQ哭~ They belong to someone else anyway. 】

In fact, there are some movements that the fat Zhi Xiahou in the past couldn't do. It was too much a test of balance and hand-foot coordination, but now as soon as the shuttlecock is on his feet, he knows that there is no problem. The balance and coordination of this body are great.

After playing shuttlecock for 5 minutes, Xiahou felt that he was going crazy, so he stopped quickly: "Everyone has seen how to play shuttlecock by one person. Shuttlecock can also be played by multiple people, kicking against each other, in a circle, or Pull up the net in the middle and divide into two teams to play, or if you have any ideas, you can try it out. See you next time."

Live broadcast... off.

【I... I'm not sad at all, really. 】

【QAQ】

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Lord Xia has already gone to the ancestral temple.

The current Xiahou, from being crushed and beaten by the sparring robot in the past, has gradually become able to hold a stalemate for a while.Major Wei Qing also began to set aside a period of time every day to train Xiahou's abilities, but "Xiahou's abilities"... even Wei Qing, who can be regarded as well-informed, was scratching his head.

"Bang!" A white bone hammer fell to the ground, this is the weapon evolved from facing the virtual giant gas bug Xiahou just now, "Crack!" There is also half a white bone mask.

"Major, what's the difference between a virtual bedbug smell and a real one?"

"The real stinkbug smell is a nerve gas that kills any carbon-based organism that dies within 15 seconds."

"Oh……"

"But the virtual odor also has a similar effect, but it should be paralyzed within 15 seconds."

Xiahou looked at the mask on the ground QAQ is really a good thing.

Wei Qing still has some doubts to say - Xiahou's situation does not look like carbon-based life... But the results of the physical examination showed that his genes are absolutely earthlings.Wei Qing shook his head in his heart, he is a soldier, these matters should be left to the scientists.

"Your ability is very strange, it is said to be controllable, but have you ever had the experience of making bones grow according to your ideas so far?"

"No."

"It's not controllable, but every time it can grow weapons and equipment that meet your needs." Wei Qing frowned, "What I can say now is that you probably need to continue to evolve to be able to take A-level or even higher levels." Only when you have a high-level genetic evolution fluid can you control your abilities. There have been similar situations before. However, you must not take a higher-level genetic evolution fluid without authorization."

People without supernatural powers can drink it casually, but those with supernatural powers must take it step by step, otherwise no one can say what will happen—long before the genetic evolution fluid appeared, Experts such as pharmacologists and geneticists have said that taking genetic evolution fluid across stages will cause the instability of abilities.

Some people used to take cross-level genetic evolution fluid due to various circumstances. As a result, some people's abilities disappeared, and even their health collapsed. Two abilities.These results are uncontrollable at the current level of technology.

Wei Qing specially reminded that because Xiahou himself was allergic to the genetic evolution fluid, he took the risk of taking the D-level genetic evolution fluid to bring changes to himself.He won the bet once, and he probably had a fluke mentality to gamble the second time.At least Wei Qing didn't think there would be such a lucky person in this world.

"Thank you, Major Wei." Xia Hou thanked Wei Qing, and then said embarrassedly, "Well...Major Wei, I found that the battle consumes more calcium tablets now, can you help me design a helmet?"

Xia Hou gestured, saying that as long as the helmet is strong enough and filled with calcium tablets, it will be fine QAQ.

"You don't need to fight, you need so much calcium..." Wei Qing suddenly shut up, and looked at Xia Hou with puzzled eyes.

"Hehe..." Xiahou thought he was smiling innocently, but in Wei Qing's eyes, it was a guilty smirk.

"The equipment you want is not complicated. If you only consider the sturdiness and storage functions, it can be made in about 15 minutes. Come here and measure your head."

Xia Hou just followed along, he didn't even know where the "come here" went, Wei Qing said, "Okay!" and took him to the canteen of the ancestral temple—what the hell!The time to come to the ancestral temple is not too short. He has not been to the cafeteria except for wandering around to find his way on the first day-he has eaten.

Xiahou almost cried after eating this meal.As a chubby man, especially after finding that he can gain weight while panting, and losing weight is no longer possible, eating nature is his other big hobby besides handicrafts.But he has already taken it now... In fact, it is more than half a month's worth of nutritional supplements, but why does he feel that the last time he had a serious meal was a matter of his previous life?

The food in the cafeteria is really delicious, and the presentation is more delicate than the last one. Xiahou has never eaten the food in a five-star restaurant, but he always feels that these are definitely not bad.

After Hu Chihai stuffed himself for a meal, Xiahou wanted to buy a bag of takeaway, but the space occupied outside was too big, and he bought his bag to put things in.In the end, I had no choice but to give up reluctantly. Those who love beauties and don't love Jiangshan are bastards.The beauty that Xiahou loves obviously doesn't like bastards.

When Xiahou returned home, the things Fuxi had given him arrived, as did the nutrient maker Xiahou ordered.

What Fuxi gave Xia Hou was forty pieces of silver-white Armored Forces 09 Type III outer armor, which is the best outer armor weapon that the first-line elite troops of armored forces have just been equipped with for half a year.Compared with the previous special police uniforms, military extras are suitable for space, near ground, high temperature, high pressure, high heat, low temperature, low pressure, low oxygen and other environments.To put it simply, it is possible to wear it to fly out of the earth's atmosphere and then fly back - of course, the person wearing the outer armor must have certain physical fitness.

Holding the box with forty pieces of outer armor in his arms, Xia Hou suddenly felt confident.But this outer armor is twice as big as the monocle. After stuffing them all into the bag, Xia Hou looked at the gap in the bag, gritted his teeth, and dismantled the nutrient maker.

"On the 8th, help me see which part is necessary?"

Although the 8th is still the same as before, in fact Fuxi has upgraded it a lot, especially the level of the database, which is no longer comparable to the general household housekeeper program.

Under the guidance of No. 8, Xia Hou wrapped up the necessary parts and put them in the bag.But in this way, only one can be brought back, but the outer armor is more important!

Ai Jun was looking at the information compiled by Lan Fatty. The previous influence reassured many people. Even if they were too excited to fall asleep because they were out of trouble, most of them were lying on the ground.But after all, 13 people were brought back at once, and there will always be dishonesty.Also, will the Corta people mix something into the crowd? Now that they all live in one place, if something bad breaks out and cannot be controlled in time, the harm will be extremely terrible.