Internet celebrities save the world

One, two, three... all the way to sixty people, and in the end it turned out that [-]% of them had awakened their abilities.

Xiahou and Ai Jun were also very busy that day, and it was okay for Old Wei's flying ones to be harmless.But the one who almost burned himself to death, drowned himself to death, suffocated himself to death, froze himself to death, re-dead himself, and the most bizarre one is the one that gets smaller and smaller and can’t go back...

In the middle of the night, the torment was finally over. Xiahou originally didn't want to sleep (go to the future) tonight, because the sixty people in the observation room had to continue to observe to prevent repetition.Ai Jun was left alone, public, Xiahou was worried that he would be too busy, private, Xiahou felt distressed.

But in the end, Ai Jun persuaded him to go. First of all, if he missed one day of going, he would save one day of transporting the D-level genetic evolution liquid. Maybe this one day less liquid medicine would play a decisive role.One day less to go means one day less connection with the future, and Xiahou himself also lost one day of training in the ancestral temple, which is a loss.

"We can't afford to lose a day. Don't worry, I can handle it. If it doesn't work, I'll call the stone."

Stone has successfully become the first military dog ​​with supernatural powers, and this guy Shitou has dual supernatural abilities in one body, which will be extremely rare in the future.

"It's a dog, what can it do here? Is it cute?" Although Xia Hou felt that the stone was unreliable, he was still persuaded by Ai Jun.But he didn't go back to the headquarters, and just lay down on the ground. Before going to sleep, he joked with Ai Jun: "Our supernatural force, one codenamed Avengers, one codenamed Justice is over. Or one Call it Marvel, or call it DC."

Ai Jun replied seriously: "Foreign names are too ugly. Why not call them Thunder and Storm."

"(⊙v⊙) Well, listen to you."

╮(╯▽╰)╭So the name of the supernatural force was decided like this.

When Xiahou opened his eyes in the future, he saw God Fuxi as usual.In other words, since he gave the Great God a Pokémon toy, every time Xiahou saw the Great God, Xiahou felt that the eyes of the Great God were pink... But when he looked closely, he felt that his eyes were dazzled.

"How about it?"

"Sixty people have awakened their abilities."

"Oh! Congratulations! Our original calculation, the most optimistic, is that there will be three to four people who will not be able to awaken their abilities. We still underestimated the ancestors."

Xiahou blushed and scratched his head, giggling.In the past few days, when Xia Hou was transporting the genetic evolution liquid in two time and space, he actually briefly appeared, asking God Fuxi for a production line drawing of the genetic evolution liquid.But as soon as he mentioned it to Ai Jun, Ai Jun rejected it with a serious face, telling him to quickly dismiss this idea.

Ai Jun said that these two things cannot be generalized at all: "According to your description, the D-level genetic evolution fluid should be one of the important foundations for the establishment and development of Huaguo at that time. It was a strategic nuclear weapon in terms of biochemistry. And it is not a deterrent type. Weapons, but usable, are such things that not only increase the military strength of the entire country, but also the quality of the population. For your needs in modern times, allowing you to purchase unlimited purchases should have opened the back door. Let yourself Manufacturing? Even in another time and space, another timeline, but it is beyond the tolerance limit of the future Huaguo."

"..." Xia Hou didn't understand all that he said to Ai Jun, but what he understood was enough - he couldn't make progress, the earth was an eternal national tragedy for them, but it was already a thing of the past, they It is impossible to take advantage of one's own national fortune.

If the Great God gave it, he took it. If the Great God didn't give it, but he wanted it again, it was not beyond the allowable range of Huaguo in the future, or the Great God thought that he could get it with his own ability, right?That being the case, why be greedy for cheap.

Hugging the golden thigh is to let the golden thigh take him to heaven, not to chop off the golden thigh and put it on his own.

"Great God, I want to ask "Save the Earth"..."

"(⊙v⊙) Did you know that too? The first episode airs today."

"...the problem." Without warning, he was hit in the head. QQ

"(⊙v⊙)? You don't look very happy?"

"It's the first time in my life that I'm acting in a TV show... a virtual drama, it's still so much-anticipated..." Xia Hou rubbed his chest, "Actually, the main reason is that I'm afraid of being killed by a big bomb."

If the performance fails, Xia Hou feels that his work as an anchor will be over.

"(⊙v⊙) There will be a first time for everything, and don't worry, the first episode aired and received a good response, you can go and watch it."

"really?"

"(⊙v⊙) That's right, that's right, I was blinded by crying."

"..." I always feel that the great god with the expression "(⊙v⊙)" is suddenly not as believable as before.Speaking of which, since the last crash, the master suddenly became active (dou) and splashed (bi) a lot.Bring back my serious, sincere and credible Great God!

Although Xiahou was in a complicated mood, he still went to watch the virtual drama...

It is true that most of the virtual dramas are produced based on the video materials Xiahou brought back. However, because there were no bouncing balls in the first few days of Xiahou's escape, the plot of this episode was all produced by Fu and other super brains according to Xiahou's description. It's a completely virtual storyline.

The first episode is all virtual: probably the plot is that the country created a time machine, and the experiment on living things was successful. Volunteer soldiers were chosen to conduct the experiment.It stands to reason that the preparations were complete, but after the soldiers entered, a parameter of the time machine suddenly had a problem, and the machine exploded.Fortunately, most of the soldiers were spit out by the passage, but unfortunately, Major Xia disappeared.

[Major Xia has gone to 5000 years ago?It's a little old. 】

[This beginning... If I hadn't waited for the old saying behind, I would have given up immediately. 】

[Screenwriter, can we go for a snack? 】

[The one in front didn't pay attention to who the screenwriter was, did he?Let me tell you, no need to thank - female snail. 】

【...Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!This screenwriter is so good, just watching it from the beginning made my blood boil! 】[Afterwards, there were 32 repeated comments, which have been deleted, and evildoers are prohibited from repeatedly swiping the screen, and an additional penalty of being banned for three days]

The barrage is also a scene. Xiahou laughed for a while before realizing that he had missed a short part of the plot. He switched the plot back and blocked part of the barrage before continuing to watch.

The scene has been moved from the future to the modern era of the earth, and Major Xia wakes up among the ruins and corpses.

Xiahou's relaxed mood brought by the barrage just now also disappeared.Looking at Major Xia who was exactly like him, Xia Hou also recalled the days of fleeing not long ago. The ruins and corpses were the eternal melody.

Major Xia looked around blankly, and was about to walk forward, when he stepped on a bag under his feet, which was pressed under his body just now.After thinking for a while, Major Xia picked up the bag—"dust" fell from the gaps in the bag, was blown away by a gust of wind, and fell into the ruins.Carrying the black bag on his back, Major Xia stepped into the ruins.

Not long after leaving that slaughterhouse-like place, Major Xia encountered an alien who murdered for fun. This guy even came out of the mech in a grand manner, only wearing a combat uniform, and chased after Shaoxia Xia.As a soldier with supernatural powers, Major Xia didn't use his supernatural powers, but fled in a hurry.

An ancient man from the earth appeared and helped Major Xia. At the critical moment, Major Xia activated his ability and killed the aliens.

Xia Hou: =口=Oh my god...it seems to be true.Is this the original truth?Am I really a fat Xiahou?

However, the ancients had doubts about Major Xia's identity. From the conversation, it was found that Major Xia didn't know who he was anymore, and he lost his memory. This increased the ancients' distrust of Major Xia, and the two sides fought.

Xiahou: (⊙o⊙) It was a wonderful game.Well, I am indeed a fat Xiahou. Compared to this, my current fighting is like a stupid bear.

Major Xia didn't use supernatural powers, but his physical strength and speed far exceeded that of the ancients. After knocking down the ancients with brute force, he was about to leave, but found that the ancients were sick, and he came back to support the ancients and left together.

Xia Hou: (ω) This must not be seen by Ai Jun, it must make him laugh to death, this is too beautifying me.

It was raining, and the two entered an abandoned subway ruins. They wanted to take shelter from the rain, but what they saw were more corpses... Xiahou saw old people, adults, children, and babies in strollers. pregnant woman...

Xiahou covered his heart, he was just watching the video with an indescribable indescribable thought that maybe he could see some ambiguity between the two of them, but when the light came on, he was given such a big killer!

Corpses, corpses, corpses stacked on corpses, looking around, I can't see anything else...

Xiahou had only turned off the smell before, but the shock of this moment made him feel as if his heart had stopped beating, and tears fell instantly.He remembered watching a veteran with a hoarse voice light a pipe on TV, pointing at corpses all over the place, and taught the recruits, "If you watch too much, you'll get used to it." He had already forgotten what movie it was, What is the specific content, even Huaguo but still a foreign country are blurred, only the scene and the sound emerge so clearly.

But Xiahou felt that Xiahou had long been used to seeing the enemy's corpse, and he would even be happy, right?But looking at his own people, he can't get used to it in his life!

When Xia Hou withdrew from the virtual community... his face was full of tears and his eyes were full of hostility.

"Don't always think about revenge in the same way. Of course, if you have the opportunity, you must make trouble. But the more important thing is to prevent our compatriots from suffering the same suffering."

Xiahou glared at Fuxi who said these words: "How could it be possible not to take revenge?! There are so many... so many people..." He wanted to say: You future people don't understand how angry and how angry our people were at that time. Sad, what a hate!

"Your enemy is the entire universe, and our enemy is also the entire universe. How do you take revenge?"

Xiahou stood up, walked to the balcony, and looked out.This is a quiet human community after 5000 years.The vast majority of people live in peace and have work and relationship troubles. There are more discussions on the Internet about what to eat today. The good-looking virtual drama has not been updated this week. What did the anchor say today? Words, that pet is so cute and so on.

There are wars and dangers, but they are only in the remote borders. People watch the news, get nervous, shout a few slogans, and go to cook.

Although some people called on the Internet: Go to war with the blue ocean empire!Go to war with the Cortas!Start a war with XX people and the like.But it only sometimes causes some public turmoil, and more often everyone just turns a blind eye.

"Wars that are not self-defense should actually be called interests." Fuxi looked at Xia Hou's eyes and gradually calmed down, "Why do you think the earth suffered a catastrophe back then? The blue ocean empire with one blow can benefit from it."

"Why are you telling me this?"

"Because, you are destined to become the leader of the earth in the future, at least one of the leaders. As a leader, it is a good thing for you to have rich emotions, but it is not a good thing for you to be impulsive because of emotions."

"Uh...the...leader of the earth?" Xia Hou pointed to himself.

Fuxi spread his hands: "Aren't you already one now?"

Xia Houdun felt top-heavy, dizzy, and had the urge to run away...

"Today I will ask you to leave at the ancestral temple, so you don't have to go to training."

"...Okay." Xiahou hesitated for a moment, but agreed.He did feel that something was wrong with his mental condition, so it was better to stay.

Fuxi left, this time he didn't leave anything behind, but he left many problems for Xiahou.

Xiahou sat there thinking for a while, stood up, followed No. 8 to bring some things he had prepared a long time ago, and turned on the live broadcast.

【!!!∑(Дノ)ノ Lord Hou! ! !Spoilers please! ! ! 】

[(￣︶￣)↗ Lord Hou! !You speak old sayings so well!Where the hell did you learn it! 】

[(~￣▽￣)~ Lord Hou! !Who is the other actor? ! 】

【o((⊙﹏⊙))o Lord Hou, why didn't you talk today? 】

[(O_o) Lord Hou, what are you doing?Playing with mud? 】

Xiahou is making pottery...

Xiahou came into contact with making pottery and firing porcelain because Xia's mother passed by once.Xia's mother went to the store and saw a big red peony Guanyin bottle. She thought it was very beautiful at the time, but the price was also very beautiful, so Xia's mother hesitated.After hesitating for two days, Dad Xia found out and persuaded her, and finally the couple went to the store together.

Unexpectedly, the big red peony Guanyin bottle was sold just three hours before they arrived at the store.

Avalokitesvara bottles belong to the category of handicrafts, some are still available, but there are no duplicates.Xia's mother said, "Okay, there is no need to waste money."But both Xia Hou and Xia's father knew that Xia's mother was very disappointed.

After the two men almost turned the whole city upside down and still couldn't find the same Guanyin bottle, Dad Xia slapped his thigh and made it himself!

=. = They just did it themselves.

Xia's father did not know where to contact a friend who was a pottery enthusiast. This man was also rich, and he converted his villa in the suburbs into a pottery kiln.I sent Mama Xia to the farmhouse to play picking with a group of mothers. The father and son spent more than two months at the uncle's place.

In this kind of hands-on stuff, Xia Hou is really talented, even more talented than his father.The uncle who was a fan was his teacher at first, but after a little over a month, he only cared about rubbing against him in various ways, wanting to learn vase painting from him.

Xiahou said: =. = I don’t know how to teach, I just draw casually.

Back to the future, the audience in the live broadcast room looked at a piece of ordinary yellow mud, spinning on the flywheel. Xiahou's slender hands stretched out, covered the mud, wrapped it, led it, and pulled it look at it...

The mud stretched, and the hands traced and caressed the rough lines, and the curves became exquisite and graceful...

【(ω) I, I feel hot all over after watching it】

【_(:зゝ∠)_ Lord Hou, please authorize me to use your hands to make hand-carved models! 】

[QAQ Lord Hou, please dolls with the same proportions! 】

[=. = This is a live broadcast room for all ages, Lord Hou, is it really okay for you to be like this? 】

【╮(╯.╰)╭Well, Lord Hou ignored us at all. 】

[(╬￣盘￣) I think you all care about the wrong things, right? !Lord Hou is making pottery in the ancient way! 】

【(〒︿〒) I think we should be more concerned about... Is there another person besides Lord Hou who can make such a difficult handicraft? 】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻It's all wrong! The only thing we should care about is that Houye Nima doesn't offer rewards, and there is no sales counter, how can I buy the finished product! ———From a person who has given up The disabled party made by ancient handicrafts]

Xiahou's heart has already sunk into pottery making, he needs to let himself have some things in his hands to calm down, the great god Fuxi asked for leave for him, he didn't say much, because although fighting is also doing things, but it is too exciting .Therefore, Xia Hou broke out the set of pottery-making household items that had just been prepared recently.

——The most difficult thing is pottery clay, but Xiahou still found a substitute. This kind of pottery clay is called Braised Burning Mud No. 18 in the virtual community... Some people will use it to paste meat, put it in the oven, and I heard that it will be baked The meat is tender and juicy.Xiahou doesn't know how it roasts meat, but Xiahou has tried it one by one, using the oven at home.

=. =