Internet celebrities save the world

"It's just you in the last generation of Earth, and I have already made a record. Even if you are affected now, we can still successfully block you. In the eyes of others, you are still just a reserve with supernatural powers."

Xiahou felt relieved, nodded and waited for Fuxi to say the last thing.

There was light flowing in Fuxi's eyes again, as if he was discussing something with someone, and after two or three seconds, Fuxi said: "Xiahou, do you intend to live broadcast what happened on the earth?"

"..."

10 minutes later

Fuxi had already left, Xiahou sat where he was, still thinking about the last thing Fuxi said - he promised Fuxi to do the live broadcast, but to be honest, Xiahou didn't think it would be successful.

In the future, if you want to search for movies and TV programs with the ancient earth as the background, you will basically find old movies that are thousands of hundreds of years ago, with a large number of real actors participating, and all search results will be those that are One scolded worse than the other.

The nostalgia of ordinary people is terrifying, and many people rely on selling their feelings to make a living.Shouldn't film and television programs be a big hit?

No!

Others sell feelings at one point, at most one line. For example, Xiahou, a paper-cut he sold for a lifetime has been praised by people.However, the film and television works should show the basic necessities of the year.

Historians are still guessing. Even if those film and television works strive to be realistic and ask historians as guides, the finished products will be picked up by all kinds of mistakes...

The root of people's nostalgia for the past in the future is their longing for history, and this longing also carries heartache and respect.It is absolutely impossible to have the kind of modern historical dramas that are made up and made up, and there are also situations where the brain-dead party praises the stinky feet.As long as one mistake is found, actors, directors, screenwriters, costume designers, action designers, extras, and even the odd jobs will all be scolded and boycotted.

It didn't take long for Earth Drama to become a no-go zone where both literature and entertainment had to be detoured.

But Fuxi said he had a way, so Xiahou will wait to see what Fuxi can do.

_(:зゝ∠)_Even if he is scolded, it means he can’t continue the live broadcast. Anyway, relying on Fuxi’s golden thigh, he can always get resources, or slowly replenish the missing culture.

By the way, there is no live broadcast today. (⊙.⊙) Xia Hou turned around in his head.

A young male and female couple are putting together a bunch of triangular plugs into a red and yellow mecha—yes, the same color as scrambled eggs with tomatoes—mecha.

Both of them are very excited. In fact, there are many interlocking toys both in the real world and in the simulated space, and future interlocking toys are still very cheap.But this is the real and thorough self-made, self-designed.In addition, this is a toy of the ancients, so that you can feel the ancient style in the game, so don't be too high-end and classy!

"Master Hou is live! Master Hou is live!" A little yellow bird flapped its wings to remind.

"Log in to the virtual community!" The two immediately stopped the mecha that was about to be completed, and ran to watch the live broadcast.

"Last time, you can freely combine and play with the triangular inserts, so I won't say much more. I'm still rushing to cut paper-cutting at this stage...so I will only cut out the twelve zodiac signs for a while, and everyone will get tired of watching it."

【_(:зゝ∠)_Master Hou, let’s open the reward first, shall we? 】

[Rushing up work... QAQ is driven out by others, I am so sad. 】

[(;′⌒`) Lord Hou, why don’t you make triangle art anymore?Design incompetent party, ask for samples! 】

[(ノ￣▽￣) Little friend in front, have you been thinking about the triangle plug for a day, and you haven't surfed the Internet?Go to the Internet to search it, there are a lot of samples now, throw a picture [picture]]

【￣▽￣Master Hou’s triangular plug is great. I was still thinking about whether to buy a set of small square self-made equipment. Once the triangular plug comes out, it is completely unnecessary! 】

[(*/ω＼*) Lord Hou! ! !Lord Hou! ! !Can't get enough of paper cutting!Especially the dragon ones!So beautiful! 】

[φ(>ω<*) Lord Hou!Your technique is great!Such a big hand with such slender fingers can play with small scissors so well, Hou Ye, I love you! ! ! 】

[_(:зゝ∠)_The one hundred and first confession—Master Hou, don’t you really want a bed warmer?The total level of all certificates is 294, and none of the individual levels is lower than 7!Gender male, attackable!Lord Hou, if you like women, I can change my sex too!Aww! 】

[ヾ(ε｀*) The total level of all certificates is 276, and none of the individual levels is lower than 8!And Lord Hou, I'm biased!In terms of history, I got six certificates!The lowest level is only 11!I am a girl!If Lord Hou likes men, I can go transgender +1! 】

"..." (O_o)

Xiahou's space was swamped by all kinds of bright certificates... Xiahou felt that it really blinded my dog's eyes.

"Actually, triangular plugs and modular plug-in toys are still different." Xia Houdang didn't see anything, showing a slightly stiff smile, "Each has its own fun, so don't generalize. Then let's start our live broadcast today. Flower balls in four different ways. It is very simple to make, as long as you prepare paper, scissors, thread, and needles. Of course, you can also use glue, but the flower balls made by glue are a bit hard.”

"Okay, let's start! The first kind is the lily bulb, which is somewhat similar to the first lily. However, you need to fold out [-] flowers and [-] stamens."

Xiahou's hand had already moved an afterimage, and within a minute or so of his speaking, sky blue and silvery white flowers and yellow stamens folded out of paper had already been placed on the floating table.

【_(:зゝ∠)_Master Hou, don’t you think your speed is too fast? 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_Master Hou, don’t you think your speed is too fast? +1】

【_(:зゝ∠)_ Don’t you think Master Hou did this on purpose? 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_Master Hou, don’t you think your speed is too fast? +2】

【_(:зゝ∠)_So, Lord Hou, are you shy? 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_No, Master Hou, are you angry from embarrassment? 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_Do you want to die like this! ! !Lord Hou's speed is getting faster and faster!Using deceleration is also so fast that I can't see clearly! 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_Hou Ye, are you shy?So cute and so proud~]

_(:зゝ∠)_After the blue queen, there is no blue queen. Xiahou also turned off the comments.

Of course, "only" until Xiahou finished the first lily flower ball, and by the way finished the second polygonal star flower ball.

【(((Д)))Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—! ! ! ! 】

【(〒︿〒) Comments are finally open! ! ! 】

【〒▽〒 Lord Hou, we were wrong, please don’t close the comments anymore.Never say you... again. 】

【╥﹏╥ Lord Hou, we were wrong!Please fold the star flower ball again in slow motion, it’s so beautiful! 】

"Slow motion, let's talk about it later..." Xia Hou had a serious face, he knew that these future funny guys are all M attributes, so we can't get used to it! "The flower ball folding method I will teach you below can also be said to be the hydrangea folding method. In the ancient Huaguo, it was an era older than the last earth. Huaguo had a custom of throwing a hydrangea into the sky for marriage, and the hydrangea was used. But the real hydrangea is made of colorful embroidery, with exquisite patterns embroidered with silk thread, and mine is just a similar shape.”

This time Xiahou's movements were much slower. Using a piece of red square paper, he folded, folded, and folded again, and folded out a strange paper part that couldn't tell whether it was a square or a corner.

"You have to fold thirty identical paper parts."

[Master Hou, there is actually a method of choosing a spouse using hydrangeas in the ancient Huaguo?Is this reliable? 】

"That's why we say it's a heavenly marriage. Everything depends on God. Generally, women who choose this way have their own sufferings." Xiahou sighed, "Maybe it's because of age, maybe it's because of their appearance. It’s slightly worse, and it may be due to some disabilities. But those who can throw hydrangeas must not be small families, so before that, the family members will also explain the situation of women clearly, and those who will snatch hydrangeas will know hydrangeas The situation of the master. But it is unknown whether these people are doing it for money or what. Because of their physical weakness, China has been a patriarchal society for a long time, which is also the helplessness of women in that era."

【I feel a little sad, fortunately I was born now...】

[Sigh... yes, whether it is a woman or a man, in the early days of civilization, the side with weaker physical strength will always be the weaker side. 】

[Before I only thought about how beautiful and retro the ancient times were, this is the first time I realized that there is such a primitive place. 】

[Retro is not necessarily good, let’s just say that there were no virtual communities back then, except for the military, who can afford to be without the Internet for three days? 】

[Just like we have good people and bad people now, there were good people and bad people in ancient times, so of course there are rules that are good and bad. 】

【Master Hou, you just mentioned colored embroidery?Is it a kind of embroidery? 】

"Yes, Caixiu is also a name for embroidery. There is another legend about the origin of hydrangea. It is said that there was once a man and a woman who loved each other, but the local bullies fell in love with the girl, bribed the government, and imprisoned the young man. Into the prison. The girl was distraught, cried and went blind, and fumbled to make a hydrangea in the blind condition. The hydrangea was stained red by the blood of the girl's finger. Later, with the help of her family, the girl brought Hydrangea went to the jail to see the young man. The moment the hydrangea was hung around the young man's neck, the two of them were sent to the foot of a mountain with beautiful scenery and rich land in a flash of light, and the girl's eyes were healed. Since then , the girl and the boy lived happily together. Therefore, Hydrangea has the meaning of a good marriage and a happy life.”

[(⊙o⊙) Ah!I like this story, what a beautiful fairy tale. 】

[Yes, this is good!The hydrangea who hit the sky and got married always felt too sad. 】

"Yes, I also prefer the second story. Well, it's done."

【Σ(°△°)︴Just pay attention to the story... Hou Ye, how did you put the hydrangea together! ! ! 】

"After the hydrangea is finished, you can also add some decorations. For example, these threads in my hand, put them like this, like this, and like this again, everyone sees, this is tassels, and it is also a very popular decoration on the earth. You can As headgear, earrings, necklaces, pendants, clothing decoration, room decoration, you can put it wherever you want, and now we wear it under the paper hydrangea... Dang Dang!"

【┗｀O′┛Ahhhhhh!crazy!crazy!I must do it!Be sure to do a lot!This hydrangea is so beautiful! 】

【ヾ(≧≦*)ヾHou Ye!I love you! !Oh my God!How did you figure it out!beautiful! 】

【(^) I was so moved that I cried, this is the ancient idea! ! 】

"If there is a chance, I will teach you how to make real embroidered hydrangea balls, but in two days I will first teach you some other types of Chinese knots. Those knots... are called Chinese knots in the earth age." Xiahou sighed "Okay, now I'm going to teach you the last and most difficult flower ball today, the blue enchantress rose flower ball! The blue enchantress is a kind of blue rose in the earth age. Its The flower language is: staying together is a kind of promise. Of course, if you like, you can also use other colors of paper to stack roses."

The blue enchantress flower ball is indeed a more difficult kind of flower ball that Xiahou knows. Other flower balls are folded out piece by piece. The blue enchantress is folded out one petal after another. Five petals are folded together. into a flower with a flower heart.A total of 25 flowers are stacked, and 25 leaves are used as flower inserts to form a flower ball.

When the flower balls made by Xiahou Jiangjiang are brewed, the screen is full of...

【(￣ω￣;) Dazzling】

[(￣ω￣;) Dazzling +1]

[(￣ω￣;) Dazzling +2]

[(￣ω￣;) Dazzling + the total population of Huaguo...]

"Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast, see you tomorrow." Xia Hou smiled at the sweaty expression on the screen, and turned off the live broadcast.

And the audience... well, the audience is used to it, and they can only put away their Erkang hands in silent tears.

"Ai Jun, your guess is absolutely right." Xiahou woke up and was staring at Ai Jun in the eyes. It would be a shock to change someone else, but Xiahou smiled excitedly, "This time we are more excited." Got it!"

There was a smile on Ai Jun's tense and serious face, watching Xiahou hold the bag and dig out the contents: "This is a personal military intelligence brain, this is a large-scale building intelligence brain, and this is a satellite!"

Ai Jun's smile became a little distorted: "Is this a satellite?" It wasn't Xiahou who said, Ai Jun would have thought these were electronic watches, pencil sharpeners and cuddling toys...

"The aesthetics of the future will be different from the present. By the way, have you not slept for a few days?" Analyzing the map of each base, even with the help of a bouncing ball, is not an easy task. Xiahou thought about it during the day I didn't see what Ai Jun was doing, so it could only be that he didn't sleep at night.

Ai Jun was raising his eyebrows for the aesthetic answer, but he paused when he heard Xiahou's question: "It's okay, I'm not tired at all."

"...Go to sleep for a while, you also know that there will be a tough battle at dawn, and you know better than me how to ensure your physical strength and energy before the battle."

"I……"

"Don't worry, I'm better at these things than you." Xia Hou held up the satellite and rolled a face at Ai Jun, "Everything is settled, just waiting for action, you don't need to think about it anymore what."

"Okay, I'll try to rest as much as possible." How is it possible without thinking too much?Two people against an alien base, although the plan was made by Ai Jun himself, and only in this way, with manpower and a base, can it be possible to develop a force against a space fleet within three years.But... what if it fails?It doesn't matter if he is dead, what if something happens to Xia Hou?

Ai Jun lay down, he is not a person who likes to think wildly, and his original comrades also said that he is calm, and he always does what he should do when performing tasks.Even when he killed the gangster for the first time, his reaction was very indifferent.But the situation was different. At that time, he knew that he had teammates, superiors, troops, and the country behind him...

But it's different now, what's behind him?Nothing at all.He and Xiahou, he and all the human beings on the earth are walking on a narrow mountain road, with the cliff on the left and the magma on the right.And this narrow mountain road was propped up by Xiahou.

One hand covered Ai Jun's eyes. These hands, which can tear mechs, are soft and slightly cold when touched in daily life: "Ai Jun, although I have made a joke these two days, I will become more and more in the future." More and more reliable. Don't worry, even if we don't succeed this time, we can escape, and then we can accumulate strength and do it a second time!"

"……Um……"

"Sleep, I will have to rely on you tomorrow."

"...Okay." Ai Jun suddenly felt that he was not so empty, whether it was his heart, or his feet and his back - he felt that he had nowhere to go, let alone Xiahou?Xiahou is just an ordinary otaku.What I like the most every day is to do some handicrafts. Let alone killing people, I haven’t even killed chickens or fish, have I?They were still in the subway a few days ago, when Xiahou looked at the dead body and cried.

I am not walking on the single-plank bridge built by Xiahou, I am...helping Xiahou support his back so that he can continue to walk forward...

After a while, Xia Hou heard Ai Jun snoring a little, and then he grabbed the panda with confidence.Instead of going back, he let the bouncing ball open a door from the cab and walked out.