Internet celebrities save the world

When packing the paper-cuts in the box brought by No. 8, Xia Hou suddenly realized that he started the live broadcast to earn points to buy equipment. Now that he has so many points, why is he still thinking about continuing the live broadcast?

Xiahou looked at the box... Maybe it is because he hopes that these beautiful arts can continue to be passed down in the future after 5000 years?

Opening the list of virtual friends, Xiahou clicked on what red bean is, and chose to send an email.A ray of light appeared at the location of the other party's user name, Xiahou lifted the box and shone on the ray of light: "Number 8, take it to mail, thank you."

"It's a pleasure to serve you. I'll go deliver the mail." After saying that, No. 8 held the box in both hands and went out.

"..." Xiahou also imagined that No. 8 opened his mouth and swallowed the box, or opened an opening in the wall and threw the box down.It turns out that in the future, there will be no courier robots coming to the door, but the courier will be delivered to the site by yourself?He was still thinking wildly, 8 came back, "So soon?"

——The future Yuan Xiahou has never delivered a courier, because he has no one to deliver.

"The mail order robot is already waiting outside, I just hand over the things to it, is there anything else the master can do?"

"No, no, no more." Xiahou patted the scraps of paper on his body, walked around the room twice, and didn't sleep all night in the future. He felt that he was not mentally fatigued.

He ate breakfast, sat back at the workbench, and spent more than three hours cutting out half a set of zodiac signs.Seeing that the time is about the same, I went to the ancestral temple.

Wei Qing said that when he comes to train again, he can go directly to the independent training room, and Xiahou will go directly.The moment I entered the training room, the silver thread that had been quiet since I got home worked again, the feeling of being soaked in super glue came back, and the old friend bubbles appeared instantly.

"Don't want to have so many at the beginning?" QAQ was probably in the novice stage yesterday, and it was five at the beginning. Today, there are half a room full of bubbles, at least fifty.

"Bang!" The bubbles rushed up instantly, obviously the protest was ineffective...

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The chicken (xia) flying dog (hou) jump started again, and Xia Hou found that even if the supernatural power did not come out, he was much more relaxed than yesterday just by fighting with his fists and dodging with his feet.But ease also means that the amount will be increased soon, and it is only a matter of time before the score is not clear.

When the heat of the body rises and the fighting spirit rises, the supernatural power of the bones also rises.The longest duration of this ability lasted for six seconds!

_(:зゝ∠)_Although it is still short enough, it is twice as long as yesterday.

Even without Wei Qing, the bubbles disappeared automatically after Xia Hou's ability was interrupted four times.Xia Hou rested for a while, mainly to replenish calcium... Training resumed!

He stayed in the ancestral temple for six hours, and lunch was also settled in the cafeteria here. It was free, and the portion was large and delicious.When he left, Xiahou was still full of energy.

Back home, Xiahou continued to broadcast the paper-cutting live, and also continued to turn off the tipping.There were three more people who threw bombs at him, but Xiahou was able to cut the paper without changing his face, and was not moved by these loud noises and screams.However, as an anchor who asked the audience to throw big bombs for money, he also set a precedent.

After cutting the second half of the zodiac signs, Xiahou sent them out again.When I sent it out, I found that Hongdou had sent him a private message: so beautiful!marvelous!Lord Hou, give me your account number, and let me give you the balance!

(艹盘艹) The rest of the money is a hair!Xiahou, who has always been an honest businessman, sold a set of paper-cuts for millions, his heart trembled, okay? !

Ignoring the buyer's wailing, Xia Hou looked through the product catalog again. He wanted to buy a fitness equipment similar to an independent training room, but he found a equipment called dodge ball, but it was too big to I took it away in my stuffed bag, so I had no choice but to give up.

Although he still didn't feel tired, Xiahou felt that he should go back to modern times.

Before going to bed, Xia Hou couldn't help but look at the grass and bugs brought back yesterday.Three weeds grew vigorously in the small pots found on the 8th, and the other one grew a small flower bud in just one day.Xiahou opened the medicine box, wanting to see the changes in the corpses of the bugs, and then...he saw the remains of two locusts, and a praying mantis waving a big knife to show its might to him.

Σ(°△°)︴Fuck!Can praying mantises eat locusts? !Obviously the locust is much bigger than it, and the locust is two to one with the praying mantis, they are all eaten by others, what a waste!

No, more importantly, they are actually alive? !Deceiving people's feelings!It's good to die.

After being shocked, Xiahou was only happy. This means that he was able to bring back living creatures, so many animals that perished on the earth.But... how to explain this?Do you want to buy a planet?However, the planetary species sold by the country have numbers, and it is still impossible to explain how to get the earth species.

The premise of all this is that he has to have a reliable future partner who is at the top and can help him lie.However, according to the current development, maybe this partner is not so difficult to find?Xiahou felt that when he showed a few more "resurrected ancient handicrafts", someone might come to him.

This matter is not very urgent, and it can be discussed with Ai Jun slowly after returning to modern times.

Yin Li and Wu Xiaozhao had looked at Xiahou and the others several times, and it was the first time Xiahou had slept for such a long time.Is it because of yesterday's battle or too much consumption?

Just as he was thinking, Xiahou woke up.Looking at his watch, he had stayed in the future for about thirty hours, and only ten hours and five minutes had passed at this end, and the ratio between the two sides was three to one.He looked at his paw again, the silver wire did not follow, and his two sides were separated.However, the perception after training in the training room is common.

Xiahou stood up, not feeling any difference between the two bodies.

"Things that can bring live things go there, but after the past, there seems to be a dormant period." Xiahou took out the medicine box, and the dead locusts inside were still dead locusts, and the mantis did not move again. "It seems that the same situation is brought back. .”

"It would be great if your bag was bigger." Ai Jun couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"If I had just dragged a suitcase, then I would have sent the suitcase directly to the future government, and they would have sent someone directly." Xia Hou missed their suitcase, and he knew it would be like this As a result, even if he used his back, he had to carry the suitcase all the way.

"Forget it, we are already very lucky." Ai Jun smiled, and patted Xiahou on the shoulder, "I have to be satisfied."

"There are other things, I want to tell you..." Xia Hou told Ai Jun that he sold his bones for a good price in the future, and took out the list and the things he chose to Ai Jun.

List after list, I have been looking at this for several days. Although the products in the future are basically domestically produced-because there is almost no repeated construction, and the quality is still first-class without competition, so there is no need to consider multi-brand issues, but the highly abundant In the material world, there are so many products that it is scary, Ai Jun is already a little bit big-he is not a civil servant!

But at this time, Ai Jun can only do it by himself. Fortunately, the list of reward items is not too long: "Letting you buy these things should also be a test for you. See what your hobbies are. What do you choose?" These six items are all good. Clothes made of donning make me envious, but if you use them a lot and the clothes don’t go anywhere, it might cause trouble for you in the future.”

Xiahou nodded, he didn't think about whether it was okay to just look at it.It's much easier to brush down two at once, and get three out of four.

But Ai Jun was not so anxious to say his choice: "In fact, how to choose the list depends on what we need."

"Manpower, food, weapons, medical treatment."

"Correct."

"That is the nutrient preparation device, the explosion-proof shield, and... the small healing device." Xia Hou sighed, the third item was not among the six items he had before, but was eliminated by him.After all, although there is a detector inside that can be used as medical testing equipment, what they need more now is direct treatment.

——Otherwise, the comatose person they rescued wouldn't be awake now.He was bitten by a dog, hemostats and nutrients are not a panacea after all.

"Then we have reached a consensus, you have something to eat, and then we will find the staff."

"You don't look too optimistic?" More than not optimistic, Ai Jun's brows were frowned.

Ai Jun smiled: "You think too much, go and eat!"

"We now have ten people, a dog, and a civilian SUV. The enemy we have to deal with is an unknown number of alien mercenaries distributed all over the world at this stage. In two years, we have to deal with the outpost forces of the Blue Sea Empire , the main fleet is coming in two and a half years." He said pessimistic words, but Xiahou smiled, "I am very confident that we can win!"

Xia Hou understood Ai Jun's mood, he was not cowardly, he was just worried.

"..." Ai Jun really laughed this time, and his mood became much lighter following Xiahou's words.It is really his luck to have an optimistic and firm companion.

"Master, the humans who left yesterday are approaching us."

"I saw it." The group of people who left yesterday didn't leave too far at all. They woke up this morning and poked their heads tens of meters away. Now the large group of people came over directly, "Bounce ball, can you Can't we separate out a single room that doesn't communicate with ours, and put them all down?"

Yesterday I thought it was dangerous, so I ate it and ran away.Today I found out that the aliens have not been found, so I still want to take advantage of it. How can it be so easy?Even if Xiahou's goal is to save the earth, he is not the Holy Mother who allows others to take advantage of him.

"Configurable extendable passenger trailer."

"This trailer looks too comfortable and doesn't need such a good configuration."

"Configurable stretchable prey cage."

"That's good." Ai Jun laughed even harder at the side, Xia Hou's eyes were fixed on the smile lines in the corners of his eyes, "What are you laughing at? This group of people deserve it."

"Well, I agree." From Ai Jun's point of view, Xiahou was staring straight into his eyes, making him lower his head, but soon Ai Jun raised his head because of his inexplicable reaction. Get up, and Xiahou...still staring at his eyes, "I haven't asked you yet, how old are you?"

"28."

"You are 28?!" Ai Jun was startled.

"As for the violent reaction? How old are you?"

"25."

"You are 25?!"

╮(╯▽╰)╭ "Who said just now that the reaction was so violent?"

"I thought you were older than me... who made you so skinny that the creases all over your face, gain weight quickly, brother!" Although the creases at the corners of your eyes are pretty...

The group of people who left yesterday were smashing the tent wall outside. When they were inside yesterday, the tent walls were soft and elastic to the touch, but today they were touched outside, but they were only hard.The big guy at the head hit it twice, and his palms became numb and painful.The female white-collar worker from yesterday looked even more embarrassed today. The buttons on her blouse were all gone, but she didn't cover it with her hands. She just left the clothes open, revealing the black bra inside and the hickey marks on her skin.

"Hey! Hey! Is anyone there? We're back!" The fat man shouted the loudest outside, his face was swollen, several teeth had fallen out, and his speech was leaking. Although his face had changed beyond recognition, he was clearly the keyboard from yesterday. Xia.

The tent suddenly turned into a car, and the big man who hit the wall smashed his fist and almost fell to the ground.The moment he rushed forward, fierceness and resentment appeared on his face, the female white-collar worker hurried over to support the big man, and winked at him.The big man who stood up straight restrained his fierce appearance.

"Sit in the back and take you to the nearest human settlement." The words from the car made several people stunned. Sure enough, there was an extra container-shaped compartment behind the super-large SUV. Now the door of the container is open. You can clearly see that there is nothing inside.

"Why don't you let us in the car?!" The keyboard man has now become the mouthpiece of these people outside.

"It's fine if you don't want to." The door of the container was closed immediately, "Go west, and you should be able to meet the nearest human settlement in about three days."

"Wait a minute! Let's go in!" Immediately, several people stood up, even though the big man and the female white-collar worker were glaring at them, these people quickly climbed into the container.

"Huh? You..." The female white-collar worker's eyes widened, pointing at their broken fingernails and stained nail polish.

Someone stopped and turned to look at her: "Yesterday, it was due to the situation. To be a human being, it's better to have a conscience."

The female white-collar worker was so angry that her face turned blue, but she didn't dare to say anything more at this time.

"Someone here is injured, and there are children, please open the front door and let the women and children in." The keyboard man protested.But while he was talking, the child's mother in their team also brought the child into the container.

The door of the container was closed, and three words were left: "Good luck." The car rose to a height of ten meters.

"Wait! Take us!"

"Boom!" The suspension vehicle broke through the sound barrier in an instant, and the huge explosion made everyone standing in place screamed and covered their ears and fell down.

Regardless of whether these people were forced to follow the crowd or had bad intentions, these people reached a consensus last night.Today, as long as they get in the car, they will drive away Xiahou and let them occupy the car.These people think that the car should have some kind of shielding function, so the aliens didn't find it, but the identification function of the owner is probably broken-thanks to the rise of science fiction movies, basically everyone can make up for it.

Do you think Xiahou and the others are all stupid?They have been given so many opportunities, and they are still full of malice.If it was the Taiping Festival, and there was no evidence, Xia Hou could only pretend not to see and leave.But this is a chaotic world without rules. If this kind of person is left outside, how many people will be harmed in the future.

Xiahou and the others can't do anything to the same kind at this stage, but that doesn't mean they won't be taught a lesson.

Feeling the power of the sonic boom at close range without any preparation, these people's eardrums might not heal. In the absence of medical treatment, they are definitely deaf.Afterwards, if these few people support each other, they can still survive, if they continue to die like this... Hehe.

Manyuanfang Farmhouse is a well-known old brand farmhouse in the suburbs of T City.It turned out that this place was called Lugouzi Village. Later, under the leadership of several leaders, the village started to run farmhouses very early. Now the whole village is rebuilt for tourism, and the houses are built by professional designers. , also built an indoor swimming pool with a small slide.Now, Man Yuanfang, with a gathering of more than 2 and almost 3 people, has become the largest settlement of human survivors in T City.

Facing the invasion of aliens, Man Yuanfang also tried to take in the survivors as much as possible at the beginning and provided help for the survivors.However, as time passed day by day, contradictions inevitably appeared.

— Not enough housing, not enough food, not enough drinking water, not even enough toilets.

Now all the supplies are provided by the ZF of Manyuanfang Village and the local villagers of Manyuanfang. The state has no way to provide them with any help.Even if Man Yuanfang has a lot of stock, but only going out but not going in, the village can't support much.

And when there are too many people, there are many messy things. Villagers' chickens and ducks are stolen, fruits are stolen, and corn and the like are stolen.Some people not only stole but also made disasters. Chickens and ducks' nests were torn apart and duck eggs were smashed all over the ground, and crop fields were trampled in a mess.

The village chief demanded that the thief be found and punished, that the daily supply be reduced, and that the young and strong survivors exchange their labor for food.They are not required to work in the fields, but they can always do cleaning, or washing vegetables and cooking, right?