Internet celebrities save the world

"Jiang Qinqin, this is my daughter Song You, just call her Yoyo, an ordinary cashier. My thoughts are similar to his." Jiang Qinqin stroked her daughter's hair, "Without you, Yoyo and I would have starved to death, and your conditions are good. You can do whatever you want me to do, as long as I can give Yoyo a shelter from the wind and rain before I die, so that she can have enough to eat."

When Xiahou and the others found Jiang Qinqin, she was cutting grass from the ground with her daughter on her back.Jiang Qinqin has only seen wild vegetables in the supermarket, but when faced with a piece of green grass, she doesn't know which ones can be eaten and which ones can't.But I was hungry and hated, so I couldn't care less.The little girl Song You was obviously frightened. Except when she was with her mother, she always had a dumb expression when facing everyone else, and didn't say a word.

"Zhao Mengxuan." After the short-haired girl retched, she didn't even mention leaving, "I'm in a sports school, a sophomore in high school, and my specialty is volleyball."

This girl's hair looked like a dog chewing on it before, and it was pushed to the front to cover her face, but she was tall.She is at least 1.8 meters tall and has a good physique. I didn't expect her to be so young.

"Okay, that's it for now, but before you become our official members, you can ask to leave at any time. This is the time, those who are willing to take a shower can take a shower, and then go to bed."

Yin Li brought over a stack of boards, each of which was half an inch thick and half a meter square.She smiled, took out a board, and laid it down casually. The board was suspended in mid-air and became the size of a single bed, but the thickness remained the same: "This is the bed, don't worry, it won't fall down."

Hu Tao took one and put it away, and simply lay down on it: "It's comfortable!"

Lu Chaoqun touched left and right curiously: "What is the principle?"

Yin Li spread out her hands: "I don't know."

The six newcomers are on one side, while Xiahou and his four plus stones are on the other side.In the middle there is an invisible partition wall set up by bouncing balls.Also because of the bouncing ball, they don't need to keep vigil at night, but Ai Jun is still not at ease with Xiahou.

"Go to sleep, I will watch over you."

"Thank you." Xiahou's situation is special, and with Ai Jun's words, he really relaxes a lot.

"..." Combining the two floating beds into one, Yin Li and Wu Xiaozhao, who were lying not far away, grinned at the same time, and Wu Xiaozhao also covered the eyes of the stone lying between them, so as not to make him blind ——The stone finally reverted to a fluffy golden retriever.

"Master, QAQ, for the sake of my good performance today, please don't leave a bad review."

Before closing his eyes, Xiahou heard the sound of the bouncing ball being extremely aggrieved.

Opening his eyes in the future, the first thing Xia Hou did was to evaluate the SUV, and he gave it a great praise.

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The second thing, Xiahou took out the medicine box from his backpack.The medicine box was opened, and there were two grasshoppers, a praying mantis, and a few weeds dug out one by one.Before going to bed, Xiahou looked at the grasshoppers and praying mantises, but now the three insects are dead.The grass is still very green: "Number 8, find a container to plant these grasses in and raise them."

"Yes Master."

This is a rough experiment. Whether the experiment can bring living things back or bring them back, the result is obviously not optimistic.

After eating something, eating the D-level genetic evolution liquid that the future Xiahou should eat every day, and making some simple preparations, Xiahou went to live broadcast.

"Hi everyone, I'm Xiahou."

【Σ(°△°)︴Where is the chubby and cute anchor that we agreed to? !No, no, we don't know you! 】

【ミД彡 Lord Hou!Where are you? !Here's a guy impersonating you! 】

【Σ(°△°) Lord Marquis, it was only one night, what happened to you? ! 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_Master Hou, plastic surgery is not good, your original chubby appearance is very cute. 】

[(~￣▽￣)~ The nonsense in front of me, Lord Hou, this is the result after going to the ancestral temple. 】

Facing the barrage that exploded in an instant, Xia Hou could only explain clearly first. He scratched the back of his head: "The current situation is the result of the body's potential being stimulated after taking the D active response evolution liquid. In fact, when you first took the medicine, you should That's it, it's just that I haven't exercised all the time, so what you saw before was the fat me."

【o(*￣3￣)o Lord Hou, although you look chubby, I like you better now, you are so handsome. 】

[o(￣ε￣*) Lord Hou, what is your ability?How about showing us your hands? 】

Xiahou said, do you believe it?Yes, everyone did believe it.It's not that the folks in the future are simple and honest, but that people who have undergone plastic surgery in the future will be marked in a message on the virtual community. This is a legal requirement. If you don't mark it yourself, if it exceeds the time limit, Skynet will mark it for you.

"My ability is not yet flexible, so I won't show it to everyone now. So, what I want to broadcast live to you today is the cutting... paper painting I talked about yesterday. Our tool is a piece of paper, and there is a piece of paper. A pair of scissors. I made this pair of scissors myself with a molecular printer. I have uploaded the drawings to my virtual space, and you can get them if you want to use them.”

_(:зゝ∠)_A simple thing like scissors won’t be sold in the future!

In the future, if it is necessary to cut things in advance, if it is a large piece, we generally use mechanical assistants to do it for us.If it is small, everyone uses a cutting pen.As for using a molecular printer...it sounds high-end and elegant, but in fact this thing is just an ordinary household appliance that every family has.

The molecular printer is the MAX version of the 3D printer. As long as there are drawings and materials, it is no problem to directly print out a space carrier—but it takes dozens of printers to start working at the same time, and it will take seven to eighty years.

Small items like scissors that only need a simple material like alloy can be finished in just over six minutes.

【Oooo!Scissors!Scissors!I saw this in "Life of Ancient People"! 】

[This looks very dangerous, after all, it is a complete manual tool, and Skynet cannot manage it. 】

[=. = Don’t make too many strange things, no, don’t make a big deal out of a molehill, okay?Chopsticks can stab people to death, clothes can strangle people to death, and a pair of combat boots can slap people to death. If you encounter something and think whether it is dangerous, then don't live. 】

[Dangerous what?Few ancient people were stabbed to death with scissors, and the most dangerous ones were those aggressive alien races! 】

[Xenophobes!There are only three human nations in the Liberty Alliance. Even Huaguo has many non-terrestrial citizens. Many technological inventions are created by these alien races. If you have yourself, don’t wear clothes, don’t live in a house, don’t eat. 】

[Just to say something earlier, everyone, don't get too excited. 】

【Can't read people's words?It is said that they are aggressive alien races!Is the alien race and the blue ocean empire in our country the same category? !Is your servility still not cleaned up?Say a word of alien race and you will explode for your master!You blue ocean slave! 】

【Pooh!You are a racist, you are a discriminatory dog ​​who can get on the line for everything! 】

[Watch the live broadcast!Watch live! 】

[The live broadcast of ancient handicrafts can also be pinched, and I am also drunk. 】

【~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top off the neuropaths in front! 】

A few days ago, Xiahou was still thinking about the virtual community in the future, the people are really harmonious.Now it seems that he has too little experience. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. The ancients do not deceive me...

"I'm going to start. Because of time constraints, I will only make two kinds of paper paintings for you. One is a very simple paper snowflake, and the other is a very simple mouse stealing an egg." Xia Hou felt that he was still shocked by handicrafts. them!

"Paper snowflakes are very simple, just fold a square piece of paper like this, and then put a few scissors on the arrows. Da la ~ snowflakes."

【Oh oh oh (⊙o⊙) so simple...】

[[Picture] QAQ made it with Lord Hou, but why did I cut out this weird look]

"Below is a mouse stealing an egg." Xiahou raised his head and smiled at the barrage that kept popping up, "Everyone should pay attention, this is really very simple, very simple, very simple. (⊙v⊙) Important things Say it three times!"

The mouse stealing eggs is a paper-cut pattern designed by Xiahou himself. The main body of the picture is a circle composed of three mice. In the middle is a mouse lying on the ground holding an egg. There was a trembling squatting on the ground, obviously a rat letting the wind out.

Surrounding the three mice is a circle of Kongfang money and ingots. On the top of the outermost circle is a cornucopia, surrounded by bats with Chinese characteristics.

"The implication of this paper-cut is that the mouse pulls eggs at home, which attracts wealth and wealth."

At the beginning, an old customer ordered a set of paper-cuts of the Chinese zodiac. The mouse stealing eggs was the child mouse designed by Xia Hou at that time.The old customer was very satisfied and introduced several new customers to him.

In addition, mice and cockroaches are two of the few species that have naturally continued from the earth 5000 years ago to the present...

【Oh oh oh (⊙o⊙) sounds very powerful! 】

[(O_O) What does it mean to attract wealth and treasure? 】

[Treasure means treasure... I feel like I'm talking nonsense.To attract wealth and treasure is to hook up treasures. 】

[The previous explanation was great, and I understood it instantly. 】

[That's the credit point, right?This meaning is good! 】

Although everyone's credit points are not bad these days, it's always good to have more.

[The mouse is out!Out! 】