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Chapter 024
Xia Hou was speechless, he just blinked at Ai Jun three times.
Ai Jun poured out three medicines and wanted to stuff Xiahou's mouth, but found that Xiahou was in so much pain that he couldn't even open his mouth.He could only pinch Xiahou's jaw extremely roughly, and then threw the medicine into it. After 2 minutes, Xiahou finally stopped convulsing and sat up panting heavily.
"Xiahou, what did you do just now..." Ai Jun only spoke half of what he said. If it was something Xiahou didn't want to talk about, he wouldn't ask.
Xiahou let out a breath, and answered two words: "Calcium deficiency."
(`ω) What?
Xiahou stood up, twisted his shoulders and kicked his legs: "I was short of calcium just now, my whole body was cramped, and my bones hurt."
"..."
"Stone! Don't pee there!" Xiahou rushed up to grab the stone. Fortunately, he found it in time. The stone had just lifted his leg and hadn't started shooting.
Ai Jun silently collected Xiahou's medicine, and the two girls stood aside silently.When Xiahou came out, he saw Ai Jun picking up the bones he had dropped on the ground.
Xiahou also squatted down. The last time the bone he used to kill the frogman fell, he didn't have time to look at it. This time he raised his hand to pick up a piece, and immediately felt a weight on his hand: "It's a bit heavy."
"It's very heavy." Ai Jun said, "Otherwise you are so heavy, if all the bones in your body are like this, at least you weigh more than 800 catties."
"It shouldn't be..."
"You can weigh in when you come back. The alien just now was rather strange. He hasn't used energy weapons. Can you think of why?"
"There is also his proposal for 10 minutes. It doesn't look like aliens. They all kill them as soon as they come up." Xiahou felt strange when he calmed down now. Although he was desperate just now, the whole process didn't take himself seriously. thing.But... are there still few human beings who have encountered aliens desperately?It's not that you don't want to die.
"...Did this car do anything?" Yin Li pursed her lips and mustered up the courage to interject.
"It? It sent a distress signal. Could it be because of the distress signal?" Xia Hou thought it was impossible?After all, it was a distress signal that no one received.
Wu Xiaozhao thought for a while: "Xiahou, you said that you have the same illness as us, but the aliens don't know about it? And your car, is it also very advanced in their eyes? After all, the speed of this car is terrible. Will they misunderstand that you are... from the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The girl has revealed the truth. After thinking about it, others also think what Wu Xiaozhao said is the most likely.
"So in the current situation, these mercenary groups have destroyed most of the earth and captured a large number of people. It doesn't matter what is left... for tourists from a higher civilization to play with?" Xiahou said with his head down, although this misunderstanding It's good news for them, he can pretend to be a tiger, but he really can't be happy at all.
Ai Jun put his hand on Xiahou's shoulder: "Now, let's find out how good your car is. Let it open the map first."
"The map has been opened." Without waiting for Xiahou's order, the bouncing ball spoke with a wink, and this time, it spoke Mandarin with a perfect accent.
A map of Huaguo appeared on the front glass of the car, and Japan, Bangziguo, and a part of the Three Kingdoms were also included.
"These are all your scanning range?" Ai Jun felt a little trembling in his heart. If such a large range was scanned by this car just now, and then gave them a result that only 1000 or [-] human groups existed, then It's really terrible.
"No, because a specific scan of the exact number of people is required, without the assistance of the network, the scanning range just now is only [-] square kilometers in size." The bouncing ball drew a circle, which was centered on the location of the bouncing ball just now In the scan done, T city was included.
But the result is still terrible. Xiahou pursed his lips and asked, "How many human beings are there in the 1000-odd points?"
"320, 640, 42 people."
Of course, the bouncing ball would not have miscalculated, but in the few seconds of speaking just now, two more people lost their lives.
"Master, this planet has obviously been attacked by some bandit civilizations, should we send a distress signal to the Freedom Alliance?"
Xia Hou originally wanted to say it was useless, but he shook his head when the words came to his lips: "Send it."
Even if it is a signal that no one can receive, isn't it useful before?Moreover, maybe the people on Earth 5000 years later will receive this signal somewhere in the universe.If they succeeded in keeping the earth, it would be an important historical data.If it still fails to keep the earth, at least it is also a sign that the earth once existed and worked hard to survive.
"Woooooo..." The low cry made Xia Hou and Ai Jun turn their heads at the same time. It was Yin Li and Wu Xiaozhao. The two girls covered their mouths tightly, but the broken sobs still came out.
"Yes, I'm sorry... I'm sorry. But I, we... can't help it..." Yin Li took his hand away and said intermittently.The girls' faces were already dirty, but now they are crying.
"Cry if you want to cry." Xiahou closed his eyes, and his tears flowed out.
How many people are there in T City?The permanent population is 500 million... and the scope of the bouncing ball is not only the urban area of T City, but also the surrounding towns, and the population is at least 2000 million.As a result, there are only more than 300 million left now.
The girls let go of their hands, but they still couldn't cry aloud, couldn't howl, they just hugged their companions and let their tears flow.Shi Shi stood up and pressed his front paws on Wu Xiaozhao's arm, instantly letting the two girls embrace him.The stone was uncomfortable being hugged, but it was still being hugged obediently.
"Stay away from this place and go to the survivors with the worst physical condition first." Ai Jun bit his lip, although he didn't shed tears, but the tears were also rolling in his eyes.
"Yes, ma'am. The goal has changed. Let's go."
"..." The name Bouncing Ball is so funny that everyone would laugh non-stop at another time, but now the one who is crying is still crying, but Xia Hou said: "Call him Brother Ai."
"Yes, the title has changed."
***
Holding a wooden stick in his hand, Hu Tao walked step by step under the sun.He hadn't eaten for three days, and had been drinking his own urine for two days.He used to read that novel, read some news that said that people are hungry and thirsty, they will eat feces and drink urine, and he sneered at them.He thought that even if he starved to death, he wouldn't touch those dirty things, but it turned out that he just took it for granted.
The feeling of being so hungry that the entire stomach shrinks, and the feeling that the body starts to eat itself in order to survive, burning the pitiful amount of fat and flesh, is simply maddening.In another day, no, in a few hours, he will probably let go of his last insistence and eat his own feces—if he can pull it out.
"Hello, hello?"
Hu Tao stared at the person in front of him with stiff eyes. He suspected that he had hallucinations due to excessive hunger.He blinked, a bit surprised that he was almost shriveled into a piece of raisin and could still shed tears: "Help, save me... Please..."
Then Hu Tao rolled his eyes and passed out.
At night, around nine o'clock.
In a piece of scorched farmland, a huge tent suddenly appeared—this is the static form of a bouncing ball. There are now more than 20 people in the tent, some standing or sitting, and two lying down.Among the more than 20 people, there are 11 men and 12 women, with two children, and the rest are young people in their 20s and early [-]s.
This is of course the person Xiahou and them rescued afterwards, thanks to Wu Xiaozhao crying and reminding them that driving this car over would scare people to death.That's why they stopped two or three hundred meters away from these people and ran to save them.
However, Xiahou's current identity is no longer an alien.But a member of a small group that escaped from the alien base and brought a lot of good things along with it.Only in this way can the rescued person calm down as soon as possible.As for the longer term, we have to wait and see.
"Can I have another one? Hiccup!" Hu Tao asked holding a bowl.
"You're hiccupping all the food and still want to eat? You're hungry now, be careful if you eat too much." Wu Xiaozhao limped over and said.
"But am I dreaming? I'm about to die. It's good to be a dead ghost in my dream." Hu Tao's expression was as if he was drunk.
Wu Xiaozhao rolled his eyes and ignored him: "Sisters, does anyone want to take a bath?"
The girls looked at each other, and a girl with short hair stood up: "I want to wash."
Wu Xiaozhao looked at the rest of the people, those girls all lowered their heads and did not look at her.People are like this, when they are full and drunk, they start to think wildly.Wu Xiaozhao understood that they were like this at the beginning.
"Okay, come with me." Wu Xiaozhao waved his hand, the short-haired girl smiled and went to support Wu Xiaozhao.
"Hey! Wait! Why do you ask women if they want to take a bath? Do you know what equality between men and women is? Don't put women first in everything!" A fat man wearing thick-bottomed glasses suddenly stood up and yelled loudly.
Sitting on the side, seemingly in a daze, but actually thinking about what to buy in the future tonight, Xia Hou stood up abruptly: "You two go first."
The fat man with glasses was startled when he saw him standing up. It could be seen that Wu Xiaozhao and the short-haired girl were about to leave, so he stretched out his arms and shouted, "Hey! Why are you leaving!"
"If you keep yelling, get out."
"You, you can't let me out."
"I'm not your mother, why can't I?"
Ai Jun poured out three medicines and wanted to stuff Xiahou's mouth, but found that Xiahou was in so much pain that he couldn't even open his mouth.He could only pinch Xiahou's jaw extremely roughly, and then threw the medicine into it. After 2 minutes, Xiahou finally stopped convulsing and sat up panting heavily.
"Xiahou, what did you do just now..." Ai Jun only spoke half of what he said. If it was something Xiahou didn't want to talk about, he wouldn't ask.
Xiahou let out a breath, and answered two words: "Calcium deficiency."
(`ω) What?
Xiahou stood up, twisted his shoulders and kicked his legs: "I was short of calcium just now, my whole body was cramped, and my bones hurt."
"..."
"Stone! Don't pee there!" Xiahou rushed up to grab the stone. Fortunately, he found it in time. The stone had just lifted his leg and hadn't started shooting.
Ai Jun silently collected Xiahou's medicine, and the two girls stood aside silently.When Xiahou came out, he saw Ai Jun picking up the bones he had dropped on the ground.
Xiahou also squatted down. The last time the bone he used to kill the frogman fell, he didn't have time to look at it. This time he raised his hand to pick up a piece, and immediately felt a weight on his hand: "It's a bit heavy."
"It's very heavy." Ai Jun said, "Otherwise you are so heavy, if all the bones in your body are like this, at least you weigh more than 800 catties."
"It shouldn't be..."
"You can weigh in when you come back. The alien just now was rather strange. He hasn't used energy weapons. Can you think of why?"
"There is also his proposal for 10 minutes. It doesn't look like aliens. They all kill them as soon as they come up." Xiahou felt strange when he calmed down now. Although he was desperate just now, the whole process didn't take himself seriously. thing.But... are there still few human beings who have encountered aliens desperately?It's not that you don't want to die.
"...Did this car do anything?" Yin Li pursed her lips and mustered up the courage to interject.
"It? It sent a distress signal. Could it be because of the distress signal?" Xia Hou thought it was impossible?After all, it was a distress signal that no one received.
Wu Xiaozhao thought for a while: "Xiahou, you said that you have the same illness as us, but the aliens don't know about it? And your car, is it also very advanced in their eyes? After all, the speed of this car is terrible. Will they misunderstand that you are... from the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The girl has revealed the truth. After thinking about it, others also think what Wu Xiaozhao said is the most likely.
"So in the current situation, these mercenary groups have destroyed most of the earth and captured a large number of people. It doesn't matter what is left... for tourists from a higher civilization to play with?" Xiahou said with his head down, although this misunderstanding It's good news for them, he can pretend to be a tiger, but he really can't be happy at all.
Ai Jun put his hand on Xiahou's shoulder: "Now, let's find out how good your car is. Let it open the map first."
"The map has been opened." Without waiting for Xiahou's order, the bouncing ball spoke with a wink, and this time, it spoke Mandarin with a perfect accent.
A map of Huaguo appeared on the front glass of the car, and Japan, Bangziguo, and a part of the Three Kingdoms were also included.
"These are all your scanning range?" Ai Jun felt a little trembling in his heart. If such a large range was scanned by this car just now, and then gave them a result that only 1000 or [-] human groups existed, then It's really terrible.
"No, because a specific scan of the exact number of people is required, without the assistance of the network, the scanning range just now is only [-] square kilometers in size." The bouncing ball drew a circle, which was centered on the location of the bouncing ball just now In the scan done, T city was included.
But the result is still terrible. Xiahou pursed his lips and asked, "How many human beings are there in the 1000-odd points?"
"320, 640, 42 people."
Of course, the bouncing ball would not have miscalculated, but in the few seconds of speaking just now, two more people lost their lives.
"Master, this planet has obviously been attacked by some bandit civilizations, should we send a distress signal to the Freedom Alliance?"
Xia Hou originally wanted to say it was useless, but he shook his head when the words came to his lips: "Send it."
Even if it is a signal that no one can receive, isn't it useful before?Moreover, maybe the people on Earth 5000 years later will receive this signal somewhere in the universe.If they succeeded in keeping the earth, it would be an important historical data.If it still fails to keep the earth, at least it is also a sign that the earth once existed and worked hard to survive.
"Woooooo..." The low cry made Xia Hou and Ai Jun turn their heads at the same time. It was Yin Li and Wu Xiaozhao. The two girls covered their mouths tightly, but the broken sobs still came out.
"Yes, I'm sorry... I'm sorry. But I, we... can't help it..." Yin Li took his hand away and said intermittently.The girls' faces were already dirty, but now they are crying.
"Cry if you want to cry." Xiahou closed his eyes, and his tears flowed out.
How many people are there in T City?The permanent population is 500 million... and the scope of the bouncing ball is not only the urban area of T City, but also the surrounding towns, and the population is at least 2000 million.As a result, there are only more than 300 million left now.
The girls let go of their hands, but they still couldn't cry aloud, couldn't howl, they just hugged their companions and let their tears flow.Shi Shi stood up and pressed his front paws on Wu Xiaozhao's arm, instantly letting the two girls embrace him.The stone was uncomfortable being hugged, but it was still being hugged obediently.
"Stay away from this place and go to the survivors with the worst physical condition first." Ai Jun bit his lip, although he didn't shed tears, but the tears were also rolling in his eyes.
"Yes, ma'am. The goal has changed. Let's go."
"..." The name Bouncing Ball is so funny that everyone would laugh non-stop at another time, but now the one who is crying is still crying, but Xia Hou said: "Call him Brother Ai."
"Yes, the title has changed."
***
Holding a wooden stick in his hand, Hu Tao walked step by step under the sun.He hadn't eaten for three days, and had been drinking his own urine for two days.He used to read that novel, read some news that said that people are hungry and thirsty, they will eat feces and drink urine, and he sneered at them.He thought that even if he starved to death, he wouldn't touch those dirty things, but it turned out that he just took it for granted.
The feeling of being so hungry that the entire stomach shrinks, and the feeling that the body starts to eat itself in order to survive, burning the pitiful amount of fat and flesh, is simply maddening.In another day, no, in a few hours, he will probably let go of his last insistence and eat his own feces—if he can pull it out.
"Hello, hello?"
Hu Tao stared at the person in front of him with stiff eyes. He suspected that he had hallucinations due to excessive hunger.He blinked, a bit surprised that he was almost shriveled into a piece of raisin and could still shed tears: "Help, save me... Please..."
Then Hu Tao rolled his eyes and passed out.
At night, around nine o'clock.
In a piece of scorched farmland, a huge tent suddenly appeared—this is the static form of a bouncing ball. There are now more than 20 people in the tent, some standing or sitting, and two lying down.Among the more than 20 people, there are 11 men and 12 women, with two children, and the rest are young people in their 20s and early [-]s.
This is of course the person Xiahou and them rescued afterwards, thanks to Wu Xiaozhao crying and reminding them that driving this car over would scare people to death.That's why they stopped two or three hundred meters away from these people and ran to save them.
However, Xiahou's current identity is no longer an alien.But a member of a small group that escaped from the alien base and brought a lot of good things along with it.Only in this way can the rescued person calm down as soon as possible.As for the longer term, we have to wait and see.
"Can I have another one? Hiccup!" Hu Tao asked holding a bowl.
"You're hiccupping all the food and still want to eat? You're hungry now, be careful if you eat too much." Wu Xiaozhao limped over and said.
"But am I dreaming? I'm about to die. It's good to be a dead ghost in my dream." Hu Tao's expression was as if he was drunk.
Wu Xiaozhao rolled his eyes and ignored him: "Sisters, does anyone want to take a bath?"
The girls looked at each other, and a girl with short hair stood up: "I want to wash."
Wu Xiaozhao looked at the rest of the people, those girls all lowered their heads and did not look at her.People are like this, when they are full and drunk, they start to think wildly.Wu Xiaozhao understood that they were like this at the beginning.
"Okay, come with me." Wu Xiaozhao waved his hand, the short-haired girl smiled and went to support Wu Xiaozhao.
"Hey! Wait! Why do you ask women if they want to take a bath? Do you know what equality between men and women is? Don't put women first in everything!" A fat man wearing thick-bottomed glasses suddenly stood up and yelled loudly.
Sitting on the side, seemingly in a daze, but actually thinking about what to buy in the future tonight, Xia Hou stood up abruptly: "You two go first."
The fat man with glasses was startled when he saw him standing up. It could be seen that Wu Xiaozhao and the short-haired girl were about to leave, so he stretched out his arms and shouted, "Hey! Why are you leaving!"
"If you keep yelling, get out."
"You, you can't let me out."
"I'm not your mother, why can't I?"
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