Internet celebrities save the world

What if you are too stupid to pass the exam?Then try to see if you can entertain the public.

Xiahou closed his eyes, recalling the memory of Xiahou in the future. The bad thing is, the child suffered emotional injuries just after leaving school, and then he didn't know what happened, so he just stared at the D-level genetic evolution fluid with all his heart, and couldn't care about it anymore. other.The knowledge learned before is generally returned to the teacher.

After drinking the D-level genetic evolution fluid, he should have a supernatural power, but he doesn't know what kind of supernatural power it is, and whether it is the same as the modern self.But as long as he has the ability, he can enter the research institute or the army.

However, he can't do these two jobs.

In the research institution, he is a test subject. Although the institution treats test subjects very well, what if he is found to be able to travel between the future and the present?People in the future can figure out the secret and go back to save the world...

Of course, if the situation really develops like this, that would be great, Xia Hou can really submit himself to the national slice.It's not that he has dedication, but that the earth can't wait... If he doesn't devote himself, then everyone will die together, or life is worse than death.

But first of all, people have to believe him. He can't prove the transformation of his soul, and there are many future technological means to explain the sudden appearance or disappearance of things in the backpack.Or they believe that his bag is abnormal, but what about the people who don't believe him?

This bag is his biggest golden finger, and it has greater abilities than any genetic evolution fluid.Even if you can't afford big items now, just the food and medicine that can be poured from here can save countless lives.

Leave it to others to study, the uncertainty is too strong.Put it in his hands, no matter how poor he is, as long as he puts a nutrient in it, it will still be a life when he gets there.He doesn't have enough trust and high enough status here, so he can only pass.

The army can't do this either.Because the army must abide by strict discipline, but he cannot control his work and rest by himself.He fell asleep there, and woke up here. It is not yet known whether the bodies on both sides can wake up each other.If it can... he was running for his life on the other side, and the one on this side woke up, and he fell to the ground and fell asleep on the other side, would there still be life?

Taking the exam is a way to earn a stable income, and after passing a certain level in some aspects, the amount of credit points received every month can be increased.But where does he have the time to relax and study now?Although there is an item of ancient history among the countless assessment items, Xia Hou took a look and gave up.

His ancient times were too far ahead, just like the history books of his era, it would not be written that the Huaxu family stepped on the footprints of the God of Thunder to give birth to Fuxi, and many people don't even know this ancient legend of their own country.Regarding the history of the Earth Age, it is the history of the war of aggression that year, which is recorded in much more detail. After all, the country that invaded them still exists.

There is also playing games online, yes, yes, playing games online.A true full simulation game, but now there are no magic or fairy games in this world, and the cultural gap was severely broken back then.Most of the games are in various sci-fi worlds. People who can’t do anything and don’t want to learn anything should just play games.

But playing games also requires a lot of energy and time, which Xia Hou couldn't afford.

All the ways to make money were cut off by Xiahou himself and gave up, and the last one before him was the only way left.

_(:зゝ∠)_Entertainment industry, is this really good?

Xia Hou looked at the flesh on his belly and his fat feet...

With the current technology, an ordinary person can make an extremely realistic 5D movie without an actor by wearing a scene simulator and sleeping for three or four days.Therefore, there is basically no form of entertainment such as novels now, and the serials on the Internet are all TV dramas produced by scenario simulators.

Under such circumstances, most of the current actors are outright idol actors. After all, actors who can perform better than the original author, screenwriter or director imagined are really rare. The purpose of finding actors for movies is to let actors drive fans.

The actor is not good enough, the director... Xiahou really doesn't know what everyone's vision for movies and TV dramas is in this era, and before using the scene simulator, the director himself has to build a rough scene framework in his mind. It takes time and energy.Xiahou felt that he couldn't afford it.

At the same time, the word internet celebrity came back after 5000 years, but internet celebrity is no longer a derogatory term, but a commendatory term.Internet celebrities are the real stars in the future, and only third-rate Internet celebrities will go to make movies and TV series to make money.

The top Internet celebrities in Xia Hou’s memory are academicians of the Academy of Sciences, officials of the Politburo, combat heroes of the PLA, and... In short, they are not only Internet celebrities, but also people with outstanding achievements in various fields.In the future, just relying on a face and some exaggerated words and deeds will not become a first-class Internet celebrity.

But Xia Hou didn't expect to become a first-rate Internet celebrity, so he just came to be a top-notch, and that was enough.No, for him now, all sorts of things are far away.

——As an Internet celebrity, he has to broadcast something, so what does he broadcast?

Cook?Don't think about it, Huaguo is known as the most eating race in the known universe.In the "Huaguo Travel Manual" of some aliens, there is even such a hint: this race has a very wide range of recipes!Passport and translation machine must be carried with you!When a Chinese person looks at you for more than 2 minutes, be sure to shout "I am an intelligent creature"!

You can see the discrimination against Chinese people in these reminders, as well as their self-righteous superiority.But they still have one sentence right - "this race has a very wide range of recipes".

Can I eat it?Is it tasty?how to eat?These three principles have been preserved for 5000 years, and even because of these three principles, no one on earth has truly exterminated the species.

The cooking skills of modern Xiahou are actually not bad, but they are only at the level of roadside stalls.The Xiahou of the future will just eat ordinary meals made by housework robots, and he can't even recognize the ingredients.Xia Hou looked at the looping videos of those diet anchors, swallowed his saliva and quit...

Can't cook, can't eat.Don't look at Xia Hou is quite fat, but his appetite is really the same as that of ordinary people, and he can't be a big eater.

He also thought about whether it is possible to live broadcast the ancient history of the earth, but he found that there are actually many anchors who broadcast the ancient history of the earth, but they are all historians from the History Department of the Academy of Sciences. But people have "cultural relics evidence" to support it.

Xia Hou is just a poor dick, how can he prove that what he said is true?So even if what he said was true, he couldn't do a live broadcast.

Looking at the anchor's category drop-down, Xia Hou entered the category of handmade.

And the handmade here is completely different from the handmade he thought. Hey!Hand-built mechs, legged flying boats, ￥%@ray particle guns made casually, XX carnivorous flowers cultivated with some base fluid...

Basically, I know those words separately, and they are completely stupid high-tech gadgets when combined.However, after being dazed, Xiahou's eyes lit up, and he began to frantically search for various anchors!After searching, he breathed a sigh of relief, because he finally found a live broadcast that no one does now, but he can do it himself.

However, he didn't know if anyone watched his live broadcast...

Among the densely packed countless live broadcast rooms, a new live broadcast room called "Ancient Handicraft Techniques" appeared on this day.

Xia Hou sat nervously in front of the suspended table, while his official No. 8 stood opposite and was taking pictures of him.Xiahou asked him to only shoot the tabletop without setting his whole body in it.On his desk are several sheets of colored paper—the main material of this paper is actually a kind of insect secretion, which is softer to the touch and brighter in color than modern white paper.In a future where paper is no longer used as a writing instrument, these papers are only used as packaging supplies.

This is exactly what Xiahou needed. He took a deep breath: "I am a lover of ancient history. Based on some ancient history materials, I have researched some handicrafts. I don't know whether this production method is similar to the ancient production method. They are basically the same, but at least they look beautiful, so I hope to learn and appreciate with you."

_(:зゝ∠)_Xiahou also knows that he speaks too badly, and his voice is still a little trembling, but he is a man who has never given a public speech from elementary school to university. At most, he bargains with buyers on Ali. This situation is completely different.

No matter what he thought in his heart, Xiahou's hand had already moved.Fold in half, straighten, crosswise, turn over...

As a fat man, no matter the future or the present, Xia Hou has a pair of beautiful and skillful hands.His fingers are very long, and although the pads of the fingers are a little fleshy, they don't make people feel bloated, and the hair is not heavy, and the color of the skin is jade white and clear.When the hands are moved, it immediately gives people a pleasing sense of dexterity.

And a white paper lily was born on these hands.

"This is a white lily made of paper. In the earth age, white lily is a flower often used to express love. Its flower language is great love."

He took out the red paper again, this time his folding technique was obviously more complicated, but in just a few minutes, a gorgeous fiery red rose appeared in his palm.Compared with the almost unified paper lily folding method, there are various folding methods for paper roses. Xiahou folded the most common and basic Kawasaki rose.