Immediately on the wall

The hotel has just opened, and there have been major changes in the top management. Today is the day when the new boss is airborne.The new boss has an astonishing life experience. He was born in the motherland, and the United States nurtured him. The sweet milk of the Mississippi River has fed such a traitor and backward element.

Xiao Xu from the human resources department made phone calls all morning and finally found Wu Yue.On the phone, Xiao Xu was very angry: "Deputy Manager Wu, don't forget about Sheng in half an hour."

Wu Yue rebuffed straight away: "I won't go."

"Asshole." Xiao Xu patted the table, "Anyone above the deputy manager has to go. I think I, Xu Ge, who was born in a prestigious 985 school, wanted to find a state-owned enterprise to entrust him for life, but I didn't expect to change to a foreign company halfway through. Rong, I sacrificed so much, don't I even lose this face today?"

Wu Yue said: "Eastern Carnegie School of Business Management and Marketing does not count as 985."

Xiao Xu said: "You and I both give in. My alma mater is the head office of 885. Anyway, there are two rental houses in Haidian District. Why can't you go to meet the new leader?"

"Come to the 28th floor, and I will explain the reason to you."

Xiao Xu leaned over the partition and peeked out.

A colleague asked him, "What are you looking at?"

Xiao Xu lowered his voice: "Where's Auntie Tieqing?"

The man also replied in a low voice: "Auntie is not here, I am interviewing college students today."

Xiao Xu stood up straight at once, threw away the phone, straightened his suit, and swayed around the post.When he went upstairs, he heard someone's voice in the luxury suite. He pushed open the door and saw five or six waiters standing crowded together in the living room.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Xu asked, "Where's Wu Yue?"

"Here." The sliding door of the bathroom was opened, and Wu Yue came out wet with his head covered in gauze and his trousers rolled up to his knees.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Xu asked in surprise, "What's wrong with your head?"

Before Wu Yue could speak, someone inside shouted, "Wu Yue, where is the wrench?"

"Beside the bathtub." Wu Yue replied.

Xiao Xu asked: "The voice is Hao Jiangbei from the engineering department. What are you two doing?"

Wu Yue bared his teeth and smiled furtively, Xiao Xu took a step back, clutched his neckline tightly and asked, "What do you want to do to me?"

Wu Yue gave him a blank look.Xiao Xu immediately turned serious: "Don't interrupt, let me ask you, why don't you go to see the leader? Work should be reported, and children who cry have milk."

Wu Yue waved his hands and went into the bathroom, and said to a waiter beside him, "I'm busy. Mark, tell him."

Mark is a foreign name.

When entering a foreign company these years, the first thing to do is to change your mind and change your foreign name.Deng Dapeng changed his name to Mark, Hao Jiangbei's name was Harry, Wu Yue simply called Potter; the girl who was as thin as a hemp stalk was called Rousi, Wang Xiaoli was called Samantha, the laundry lady... Fortunately, she was not in the scope of abuse, Also called Zhou Guohong.

Mark said: "The cold water faucet in this room is broken. It scalds the guest like a skinned rat. Harry Hao is fixing it."

Xiao Xu asked, "Is it burnt to death?"

Mark sighed: "Oh, it's not that easy! Rich people are hard. Isn't it? Stupid?"

"My name is Ben," Xiao Xu said, "There is a subtle upswing in the ending—Ben."

Mark said, "I've got the guilder back."

In the bathroom, Wu Yue stepped into the bathtub barefoot, rested for a few seconds and said, "Harry Hao."

"Huh?" Hao Jiangbei muffled, "What's the matter?"

"You're scalding me to death!" Wu Yue shouted, Hao Jiangbei frantically turned off the faucet.

"The water temperature is still unstable."

"That's none of my business, the faucet is back to normal," Hao Jiangbei put away his tools, "Why don't you cry to the boiler room, Manager Wu?"

"Oh!" Wu Yue sighed, and came out and said to Mark, "Go and tell the main station that 2818 cannot be sold in these two days, and people will die if they sell it."

Mark gestured OK and said, "Okay, Second Master."

Xiao Xu was still not reconciled, and said: "Wu Yue, there is still time, you can go, make a good impression on the leader, and it is also a credit to your department. I put myself in your shoes!"

Wu Yue tidied his work clothes in front of the mirror (tsk, the clothes are still two sizes too big), and said: "The beautiful girl in this department has been selected, and she is our leader. If I go again, won't I snatch him away?" limelight?"

Xiao Xu said, "Aren't you going?"

"I really don't want to go."

"What about Harry Hao?"

Hao Jiangbei said, "I'm not going either."

"Ouch!" Xiao Xu said, "Why is it so hard to talk, I'm so worried!"

Hao Jiangbei pointed to Wu Yue's head and said: "Stupid, what are you talking about? Porter Wu Ping was opened by criminals for no reason, and his head was swollen to the size of a basket. You don't feel sympathetic or angry at all, and you force him to go Doing things you don't want to do, your conscience was eaten by dogs? In short, I have to send him to the hospital to hang water now."

Wu Yue bit his lower lip and said weakly but firmly: "Stupid, please convey my yearning for capitalism to the leader."

"My name is Ben." Xiao Xu said.

Wu Yue led the minions past him, and Mark patted him on the shoulder: "What are you doing stupid? Ask for leave for our second master."

It's not easy to be the second master.

The people above are unreasonable, and the people below are disobedient. The second master is a sandwich biscuit.

Because Wu Erye had to go to the hospital, he ran to ask the uncle for leave, and spoke softly and obediently.

Louis Huang, the uncle of the housekeeping department, was about to meet with him, his hair was combed slickly and he screamed, "Oh! Cake! Potter Wu! What's wrong with you?!"

Wu Yue sneered: "Hey hey... something unexpected happened."

"Are you going to the hospital?" the uncle asked with concern.

Wu Yue nodded: "I'll be right back."

"Oh no, no no." The uncle said in a voice-over style: "You should have a good rest at home, oh my poor Potter!"

Wu Yue continued to make amends with a smile: "Please don't worry, I will come whenever I go, and I promise not to delay work."

"Oh, Potter!" the uncle smacked his lips regretfully.

Wu Yue quickly patted his chest and said it's okay, and said it was just a pity that my good head was originally intended to be dedicated to you, the old man, but the thief got there first, but I will never treat you badly in the future, I would rather you blame me than me .

After asking Ann to back out, he jumped onto Hao Jiangbei's scooter, patted the man on the shoulder and said, "Brother, get out."

Hao Jiangbei asked: "Should I have a drink before going to the hospital? Or have a drink after going to the hospital?"

Wu Yue said: "Hey, face is important."

The two hurried to a certain pheasant hospital. The little doctor, who was both in medicine and surgery, was watching a drama, shaking his legs impatiently and said, "What kind of water are you hanging on? You are afraid of bacteria, and bacteria are afraid of you! Isn't your head tightly wrapped?" good?"

Wu Yue begged: "Yesterday, the shower faucet in the guest room was broken, and the cold water was everywhere. Today, Jiang Bei and I were repairing it inside, and it was impossible to guard against it. The wound has been soaked in water for several rounds, so you should take a look, in case you die?"

The little doctor said: "It's a fart, do you still have a little common sense... Forget it, I'll sterilize you and re-bandage it."

Wu Yue said: "Pack the cheapest one for me."

The little doctor said, "Are there any cheap ones?"

"I don't care," Wu Yue said with his eyes narrowed (it was forced, because his face was swollen), "If it costs more than ten yuan, I won't be cured. I'm poor."

The little doctor came up to him holding tweezers: "You are the first one to go to the hospital to bargain. Hold on, I will remove the gauze."

The doctor asked: "Hey, I heard that you changed leaders?"

"Yo, lightly lightly," Wu Yue sat on the chair, half-raised his head, "It's changed..."

"Who is it? Have you seen it?"

"Nonsense, of course I've seen it before," Wu Yue said, "I'm the mainstay, an elite, understand?"

"How are people?"

"Just an old man with a yellow beard who doesn't speak foreign languages."

"There is a big mole on the face, and three tufts of long hair flutter in the wind on the mole. The fur is gray and smooth." Hao Jiangbei added seriously while flipping through the newspaper on the medical bed.

"That's right," Wu Yue said.

"What's your name?" The doctor was also gossiping.

Wu Yue weighed it and chose a name that he thought was very imposing: "Valentino."

The little doctor deliberately put more force on his hand, forcing Wu Yue to shrink back, "Fuck you. Also, don't think I forgot when I stole my Band-Aid last time."

"Stingy, care about a few cents." Wu Yue said to him.

"Fuck you..." The little doctor carefully removed the gauze, and shouted happily, "Oh, what a big hole! Wu Yue, you boy is finished, you are worthless, you are disfigured!"

He shook his head and said, "Unfortunately, I have three cousins, and I wanted to introduce them to you."

Wu Yue became more and more flustered, pushed away the little doctor, and turned to Hao Jiangbei.

Hao Jiangbei quickly comforted: "It's okay, the wound is inside the hairline, so I can't see it."

"Hey, that's bad." The doctor continued, "Your wound will never grow hair again!"

"Ah!" Wu Yue shouted.

"In other words," the little doctor expressed his joy beyond words, "Chicken, you are bald."

Wu Yue stood up abruptly: "Ah!!"

Hao Jiangbei made a downward gesture and said, "Don't get excited, don't get excited, if it doesn't work, you can get a hair transplant."

The little doctor was picking at the gauze powder in the medicine cabinet: "Come on, I'll treat it again for you. Baldness is not a problem, but infection is a big problem."

When he was ready, he walked towards Wu Yue with a small tray, and said with a smile: "Oh my dear, why are you crying about such a trivial matter. I lied to you, and you won't be able to see it in a few months!"

Wu Yue wiped away his tears, gritted his teeth and sat down again, pointing his finger: "Don't gloat, wrap it up for me quickly. Let me tell you, if you don't wrap it well, be careful, buddy will also pierce you with scissors!"

The doctor frowned and said, "It was stabbed with scissors? Who gave up halfway and didn't stab you to death?"

"I don't know who it is. I forgot to ask for my name when I went out." Wu Yue said.

"I'm scared of you, so hurry back and ask for compensation." The little doctor sterilized, supported Wu Yue's head and wrapped the gauze back and forth, with a light and skillful technique.This area belongs to the urban-rural fringe area, and the hooligans in the vicinity were injured in fights and went to their hospital.

After bandaging, Wu Yue touched his head and felt that it was safe. The more he thought about it, the angrier he felt, he slapped the table and stood up: "I don't hang the water anymore! Jiangbei, go get revenge with me!"

Hao Jiangbei fell asleep, and his pillow was full of saliva, so let's smack his lips.

Wu Yue said again: "Jiang Dong, go take revenge with me!"

Sun Jiangdong—that is, the little doctor—immediately put on the earphones and listened to pornographic songs from ten years ago, such as washing and sleeping with you.

Wu Yue said: "I'll go by myself!" He stepped on the small gongs and drums and walked out, and he arrived in the yard in the blink of an eye.

Looking at his back, Sun Jiangdong admired him sincerely: "This young man is so nice, he doesn't even know the name of the other party, and he wants to take revenge."

Hao Jiangbei turned over and sat up: "I have to help him. Although he is a pig brain, he is a real person. No matter which department the cleaning lady in the housekeeping department suffers from arguing with, she takes a group of people to challenge him. , In the end, he can always come back victorious. To be honest, ordinary hooligans are not as good as him, and I can't let him suffer."

Sun Jiangdong hugged his elbows and said hum, the most indispensable thing in this world is hooligans, he suddenly remembered something, rushed to the window and shouted: "Wu Yue——you didn't give me any money——!"

Wu Yue rode on his scooter and ran away in a hurry. After running for tens of meters, he turned back and shouted: "Sun Jiangdong, don't talk about money, or one day you will smash up your small hospital that specializes in treating prostate glands!"

"Nonsense!" Dr. Sun shook his fist and explained angrily, "We also treat gynecology and infertility!"

Sun Jiangdong shouted: "Integrated Chinese and Western medicine!"

Hao Jiangbei lay down again and murmured, "You two are only at the same level..."

He got up again: "Jiang Dong, do you really have three cousins? Are they all beautiful?"

"Not beautiful!"

"It doesn't matter if you are not beautiful, how about giving me some medicine for free?"

"no!"

"It doesn't matter if there is no medicine. Is there any beriberi medicine?"

"That's medicine too!"

"Is there any balm or cooling oil?"

"no!"

"Do you have Kaiselu?"

"..."

"Is there any?"

"roll!"