Immediately on the wall

Hearing this, Wu Yue suddenly covered his buttocks.

Zhao Chenzhi drank the cold water and said with a smile, "I'm going back to the hotel. You should stay at home today and reflect, and go to work tomorrow."

Wu Yue said: "Mr. Zhao, do you have any misunderstandings about me? To tell you the truth, I am a member of the labor camp. Before I worked in the room department of the hotel, I had been making a living by telecommunication fraud and human trafficking. I also worked part-time in extortion, and Collecting protection money, I still have dreams of going back to my old job."

Zhao Chenzhi said, "Oh, that doesn't affect my liking for your ass."

Wu Yue trembling slightly asked: "Mr. Zhao, are you serious?"

Zhao Chenzhi said: "Actually, apart from the butt, I think your..."

Wu Yue interrupted immediately: "Mr. Zhao, your character design shouldn't be like this!"

"What should it be like?" Zhao Chenzhi shrugged, "If it wasn't for the person who wrote the code word here to look forward and back, would you still be able to sit here and talk? In short, I remind you that I have a strong ability to move and move quickly. , so you are mentally prepared."

Zhao Chenzhi went out and drove away.

Wu Yue ran upstairs in humiliation, sobbed and put on his underwear and jeans, sobbed and packed his small bag, and rushed out of the mansion with tears in his eyes. When he went out, he tripped on the threshold and fell firmly on the ground. Under the eaves.

He finally felt hungry, so he went back to the kitchen and boiled two eggs for himself.While eating eggs, he thought about what to do next.

He doesn't have many friends, and his trustworthy ones are even more limited: he can't go to Sun Jiangdong's place, he can't protect himself, not to mention the hospital's dragon pool and tiger's den, Ouyang still has the tendency to torture and kill; Mark's place is also not good, he was kicked out by the landlord earlier, and now Temporarily living in the intern dormitory, there are eight people in a room, what is the difference from the Datong bunk?

So only Hao Jiangbei is left... Alas, time and fate!

Hao Jiangbei is a hard-core buddy who can be entrusted to him for life, but it is Hao Jiangnan who is difficult to deal with.

Wu Yue deliberately lingered at Zhao Chen's house for a few more hours, and only set off for their house when both Jiangbei and Jiangnan got off work.In order to please Hao Jiangnan's wife, he brought her a cup of milk tea on the way.

Hao Jiangnan was having dinner, she was holding the rice bowl, took the milk tea, and still blocked the door, she said to Wu Yue like an old Chinese doctor: "Judging from your complexion and panting, you are in a fever."

Wu Yue did run for a while, he touched his face and said, "It's not hot."

"Omega." Hao Jiangnan put rice into his mouth.

Wu Yue said: "Are you talking about deep sea fish oil Omega-3, which can prevent hyperlipoproteinemia, atherosclerosis, high blood pressure and coronary heart disease; or a Swiss watch brand?"

Hao Jiangnan said, "My brother is a Bate."

Wu Yue said: "I'm still a Delta, Δ, δ."

Hao Jiangbei interrupted their interdimensional conversation in time and shouted, "Wu Yue, I'm in the garage, come here!"

Wu Yue walked to the garage, turned around and said to Hao Jiangnan: "Sita, θ."

Hao Jiangnan sipped his milk tea and said, "I hate people like you who don't know how to pretend to know how to enter the circle by force."

"Then what are you talking about?" Wu Yue asked.

Hao Jiangnan said, "Inhibitors."

Wu Yue shook his head as if looking at his own children who were not growing up, and went to the garage and said to her brother: "What's wrong with this girl in Jiangnan? Every time I talk to her, it's like playing a game."

Hao Jiangbei said: "You have to use the method of philosophical speculation when talking to her. In short, try to avoid her as much as possible."

Wu Yue said, "Your parents should review how to raise a good child like this."

Hao Jiangbei said: "They have been reviewing for 20 years, thinking about why she was born."

Hao Jiangbei has a natural familiarity with machinery, and he is also a very good plumber, bricklayer, carpenter, painter, fitter, welder... He can get started with anything in his hands.In fact, he doesn't need to work in a hotel, but his mother thinks that a person must have a "unit", a place where he can pay five social insurances and three housing funds.

In his spare time, Hao Jiangbei worked in his father's auto repair shop, secretly helping people refit their cars.Boyfriends used to like to walk birds in cages, raise crickets and smoke pots to smoke opium, but now they like racing cars and are keen to throw hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars on engines and exhaust pipes.

Now he is sorting out the circuit of a car, and casually asked Wu Yue: "Why did Mr. Zhao allow you to come to my place today?"

Wu Yue said: "Why do I ask him to allow it?"

Hao Jiangbei asked: "What happened? He asked you for rent?"

"Yes, I avoid debt." Wu Yue said.

Hao Jiangbei pursed his lips, pointed to an old writing desk in the corner of the garage and said, "There are more than 1000 yuan in the top drawer on the left, you can use it first."

Wu Yue waved his hand: "It's okay, I don't think it's that urgent."

Hao Jiangbei asked, "What happened?"

Wu Yue rubbed his hair in distress: "Can I stay at your house temporarily?"

Hao Jiangbei said: "Of course you can, but in the past you refused, so what happened today? Mr. Zhao's house caught fire? Did you two quarrel?"

Wu Yue thought for a while, and said, "Neither. It's just that for me, his most precious quality has disappeared."

"What quality?" Hao Jiangbei asked.

Wu Yue said: "Reserved."

"What's the specific situation?" Hao Jiangbei asked again.

Wu Yue said: "I think he likes my tits."

"..." Hao Jiangbei pulled a few blue wires out of the car and said, "Sorry, I really can't answer your words. If I hadn't cultivated well enough, I would have beaten you to death with a hammer."

He asked Wu Yue: "Are you breastfeeding?"

"Fart." Wu Yue said, "Come on, don't tell your sister."

Hao Jiangbei said that we grew up together, I have seen your nipples a thousand and eight hundred times, and I don't think there is anything good about it.

Wu Yue asked: "What about the butt?"

Hao Jiangbei said why should I pay attention to your ass?You have a butt, and I have a butt too. My butt grew up struggling under my father's stick, tempered in the fire, and cast in the flow of iron. If it hadn't grown a brain, it could even send out red waves in the hut , In terms of being strong, in terms of fortitude, in terms of concentration, and in terms of never wavering, my ass is far better than yours.

He motioned Wu Yue to light up the flashlight for him, carefully distinguishing the wires, and said: "Of course, the butt is only one aspect. Anyway, buddy will support you unconditionally, no matter what you do. Even if you kill Zhao Chenzhi and dismember him, I will help you deal with the aftermath. Never give up."

Comrade-like friendship warmed Wu Yue's cold body, and he said movedly: "Jiangbei..." Suddenly thinking that he and Hao Jiangbei had already sworn sworn brothers, the relationship could not be any closer, so he suggested: "Jiangbei, let's get married?"

Hao Jiangbei said: "It smells far away and smells near, stay away from me."

At this time, Hao Jiangnan shouted from the room: "Wu Yue, are you hungry? May I make you a bowl of glutinous rice balls?"

Wu Yue replied: "Okay!"

He sighed: "The girl is a good girl, but she is a bit weird."

Hao Jiangbei said: "You can also marry her, but our whole family is afraid that you will die at her hands."

Wu Yue asked: "What is she doing underground work?"

Hao Jiangbei said: "I don't know, it's not easy anyway. Do you remember the "Code of Underground Work"? Do intelligence, divide the enemy's internal forces, shake the enemy's morale, investigate and study the situation, carry out blasting, cooperate with the war..."

The next day Wu Yue thought for a long time and decided to go to work as usual.

In just over two months, he was transferred from the room manager to an ordinary employee, and finally demoted to an intern.Even now, anyone with a little bit of self-esteem knows that they should change to another company, and follow the good advice.

Resignation is a must, and farewell cannot be sloppy. When a page in his life is about to turn over, he is willing to meet all the people he should see and express his gratitude or hatred to them.

As soon as Wu Yue entered the bakery, Lao Rang grabbed him. He thought he was going to be beaten again, so he quickly protected his head.

Lao Rang shook his shoulder vigorously and asked, "Where have you been? Where the hell have you been?!"

Wu Yue said in horror: "No, I didn't go anywhere!"

Lao Rang raised his mobile phone and yelled: "Then why don't you turn it on? Zhao Chenzhi called me [-] or [-] times in the middle of the night yesterday, and he didn't fall asleep all night! He actually asked me if I beat you to death! You have to testify for me, tell me, did I hit you?!"

"I swear by my personality, I skipped work yesterday!" Wu Yue said, "Master, your Chinese has improved very fast, and you don't feel jerky when you utter national curses."

Lao Rang said: "Oh, it's all thanks to Mark, he's an idiot, a bum, a dick, a shitty horse."

Wu Yue asked cautiously: "What's the matter with Zhao Chenzhi?"

Lao Rang said, "He was very angry."

Wu Yue bit his nails nervously, Lao Rang stopped immediately, saying that people engaged in pastry making should not have this bad habit, it is very unhygienic.

Wu Yue said: "Master, something happened between us."

Lao Rang said: "It's only natural for a husband to beat his husband, it's a day to beat a dog!"

Wu Yue quickly shook his head and said no, he knows judo, I am wise enough not to suffer that loss, and I am no longer his husband.

Lao Rang asked: "What's wrong?"

Wu Yue said: "The resistance from the family is relatively strong."

Lao Rang said: "That's easy to solve, elope!"

Wu Yue said that I was the resistance.

Lao Rang gave the death order: "Anyway, you have to explain to him that I didn't hit you, otherwise I'll just be muddy and fall into my crotch—it's either shit or shit!"

Wu Yue exclaimed: "Oh, I also know the epilogue!"

Lao Rang pointed to the cooking table and said, "It's four o'clock, go wash your hands and do your work!"

"Let the master." Before going to wash his hands, Wu Yue asked after consideration, "If I'm not here, can you and Mark be busy with the work of the bakery?"

Lao Rang was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "Of course I'm too busy! Don't procrastinate, go to work!!"

Wu Yue smiled lightly and went to wash his hands obediently.

After returning to Hao Jiangbei's home after get off work, Wu Yue thought about moving several times, because Hao Jiangnan brought his comrades who worked underground to visit him, and the two chatted happily, but they didn't know what they were talking about.

The comrade-in-arms is one or two years younger than Hao Jiangnan, but he is much more enthusiastic, and there are many incomprehensible terms mixed in his conversation.Although Wu Yue had the patience to treat the girl kindly, he was still overwhelmed by it, so he found a chance to escape to the garage to help Hao Jiangbei.

The comrade-in-arms said: "It's great, he looks so beautiful, but he doesn't know it at all!"

Hao Jiangnan said, "Is that so? How about a prison play this time?"

"Okay, okay!" The comrades clapped their hands, "How about imprisoning orcs in prison?"

The comrades-in-arms struggled for a long time, and finally returned home.Because it was too late, the warm man Hao Jiangbei was worried that it would be unsafe for a girl to walk late at night, so he volunteered to ride her off by bike.On the way back, he suddenly received a strange call.

He didn't know it was Zhao Chenzhi, so he hesitated for a few seconds when he answered.

Zhao Chenzhi asked calmly on the phone, "Hao Jiangbei?"

Hao Jiangbei didn't recognize who it was, but felt that the tone was familiar, so he asked, "Who are you?"

Zhao Chenzhi asked, "Is Wu Yue at your house now?"

Hao Jiangbei suddenly understood, and quickly put his feet on the ground as the brakes, and stopped on the slow lane: "Yes."

Zhao Chenzhi pondered for a moment: "Then ask him if he's still at work tomorrow."

"Should be there." Hao Jiangbei said, "He went to bed at 09:30 in the past two days, so that he could get up early the next day."

Zhao Chenzhi seemed relieved, said "Excuse me, goodbye" and hung up the phone.

Hao Jiangbei held up his mobile phone, looked at the screen that had been turned off and said, "Hey, isn't this guy quite reserved?"

After he got home, he went straight upstairs and woke up Wu Yue who was laying the floor in his room: "Did you not turn on your phone these days?"

Wu Yue said with a confused expression: "Yes."

"You have to turn it on." Hao Jiangbei said earnestly, "You have to maintain a responsible attitude towards others."

Wu Yue rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked, "Others? Who?"

"Me." Hao Jiangbei said, "If you don't turn on your phone, I will become a transfer station."