The lines of fast crossing are poisonous

"Yu, if your face turned upside down turns out to be your butt, what are the two horns of the lemon?" The system was dying of curiosity.

"The top horn is the hand, and the bottom horn is the foot." Lin Yu said dully.

The system imagined it in its mind, and after it made up a picture in its brain, it said with some confusion: "Uh, if you cut the lemon with a vertical knife, wouldn't you..."

"Cut in half." Lin Yu said flatly.

System: "Hey!"

"You still have the face." Lin Yu said lightly.

The system looked at Lin Yu's calm face with a hint of murderous intent, and instantly closed its mouth tightly, as quiet as a chicken, feeling melancholy that it would be over sooner or later.

Time is like running water, and it is half a month in a flash.

Douglas sat cross-legged on the bed, pinching the lotus with his hands, and his meditation posture was extremely standard.As his chest rose and fell gently, a thin white mist stretched around him.

Lin Yu stood on the plate, looked at the hard-working young man, opened his mouth, and yawned out of boredom: "System, let's watch a video."

"Hey, would you like to watch it?" The system was a little excited. It looked at Lin Yu's expectant eyes, and shyly showed its collection, "Which one do you want to watch?"

Lin Yu looked at the long list of catalogs and felt his eyes hurt a little, so he said blankly, "I want to watch a film that reflects the construction of spiritual civilization."

system:"……"

"Let's watch idol dramas then." The system put away its favorites and started playing idol dramas.

So while Douglas was meditating hard, Lin Yu and the system happily watched idol dramas.

"When this girl cuts the steak, she can fly the steak and hit the boy on the opposite side accurately..." Lin Yu looked at the male protagonist whose face was dripping with juice, and said calmly, "System, you Do you think this makes sense?"

Nima, do you know what a silly white sweet idol drama is?The system crashed a bit, so it shut down the idol drama and started to release Bao Qingtian.

Don't you think it's unreasonable?Then let you see what is reasonable and see enough, the system thinks badly.

As soon as Bao Qingtian let it go, Lin Yu watched it attentively.He became more and more enthusiastic, and kept asking the system to play the next episode.

The system watched it with Lin Yu, and thought it was pretty good looking at it.So one person, one system was addicted to Bao Qingtian and couldn't extricate himself.

"Teacher." Douglas came back from the trance, and after seeing Mr. Lemon closed his eyes and meditated, he couldn't help getting up and coming to the table, and called out softly.

His teacher must be immersed in the profound magical world, the boy thought reverently in his heart.

When Lin Yu opened his eyes and saw his student's pale and beautiful face, there was a "duang" sound in his head, the gongs and drums shook the sky, and then he sang passionately: "There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng~Steel and selfless to distinguish loyalty from traitors~"

"Teacher?" Seeing Lin Yu's dazed look, Douglas couldn't help but let out another curious whisper.

"Little Doug." Lin Yu finally recovered himself from Bao Qingtian's black face, and asked lovingly, "How do you feel?"

"The whole body is warm, as if soaking in warm water." The black-haired boy said excitedly, "I finally felt the sense of energy that the teacher said today!"

"Very good." Lin Yu encouraged him with a smile, but he sighed inwardly.

It has been almost half a month now, and when ordinary sect disciples in the cultivation world have entered the Qi training period, or even stepped into the middle Qi training period, Douglas has just managed to draw Qi into the body.

Lin Yu was too aware of his shortcomings.Apart from the fact that he is a dual spiritual root, the main reason is because he is too old.

In the world of comprehension, sects usually select the seedlings for cultivation from five or six-year-old children, at most no more than ten years old, but Douglas is already 15 years old this year.

A child of his age would not be able to embark on the road of cultivation, unless he hung up, Lin Yu thought to himself.

"If you can do a simple cleansing for him, or set up a spirit gathering array, it will make his practice much faster." Lin Yu said regretfully to the system, "Unfortunately, he is too poor,"

"It's okay, poverty is the normal state of life." The system comforted him.

Lin Yu: "..."

He didn't feel comforted at all, okay? !

"Fortunately, his Yuanyang hasn't let go," Lin Yu said happily, looking at the black-haired boy, "otherwise he can say goodbye to Xiu Xing directly."

System: "I look forward to the day when he becomes a great magician."

Lin Yu: Why do you think this sentence is weird?

"Teacher, we are going out." The black-haired boy took the lemon out of the plate, and carefully stuffed it into his pocket.

Lin Yu now lives on a plate with a soft cloth underneath, which looks like a dish from a distance.But Lin Yu knew that he was not a dish, he was just offered by poor teenagers with simple conditions.

The boy took Lin Yu out, and he went out to look for food.

As a young master with an embarrassing status in the family, even inferior to ordinary servants, Douglas never went to the restaurant to eat. He usually went directly to the kitchen to look for food.

The black-haired boy started running in the manor, his soft black hair fluttering in the wind, and his old robe fluttered slightly.His time is tight and he has no time to walk slowly.

"Aunt Annie." Douglas walked into the kitchen and greeted the fat cook obediently.

"Young master." The fat cook looked at the fair and handsome boy, wiped her hands on the apron, then picked up a basket of things and handed it to him, and said in a low voice, "There is half a roasted chicken left at noon today. Chicken, I left some good things for you and put them in together."

"Be careful, don't let them see it."

"Thank you, Aunt Anne." Doug thanked obediently, took the basket, held the handle tightly in his hand, and nodded to the cook before he exited the kitchen.

He had just taken a few steps out of the kitchen when he met a red-haired girl with a round face.There are some freckles on her face, which doesn't look ugly, but rather cute.

"Lily." Douglas greeted the red-haired girl.She was Cook Anne's daughter, and worked with her mother as a servant in the Herbert family.

"Young master." Lily was surprised when she saw him.When she saw Douglas with the basket, she knew he was coming to the kitchen to fetch food.

"Do you still have your ointment?" Annie knew that he was often bullied and his nose was bruised, so she bought the ointment specially for him.

"Yes, thank you Lily." Douglas showed a grateful smile.

"When you are about to run out next time, remember to come to me."

"I will." Douglas nodded, and when he was carrying the basket and was about to leave, Annie suddenly grabbed him and said something mysteriously in his ear:

"When I was serving the meal at the master's side today, I heard him tell Master Owen that a master magician will come to our manor as a guest in a week."

Magician?Douglas' expression moved.

"Master," Lily looked at Douglas with a surprised face, and said encouragingly, "Would you like to fight for it in front of that magician?"

"I see." Douglas looked at the expectant girl, nodded his thanks to her, and left with the basket.

Before he left, he heard the girl sigh.

"Little Doug, isn't that little girl nice to you?" Lin Yu lay in his pocket with a teasing expression on his face, "I think she likes you very much."

"Teacher, you are wrong." Douglas ran fast, while taking time to answer Lin Yu's question, "She regarded me as a beautiful 'little master' worthy of sympathy, not a young master worthy of admiration."

"Their mother and daughter's kindness to me is based on women's natural sympathy for beautiful and weak creatures. It is liking, but it is not the kind of liking that the teacher said."

"Aunt Annie's health is not good, and she will take Lily back to the country after a while." Douglas said calmly, "Lily should marry a sharecropper in the country, or maybe a miller."

"I am very grateful to them, but they will not have contact with me in the future."

Obviously, he was only an eleven or twelve-year-old kid on the outside, but in his heart... Lin Yu sighed a little. He thought, this kid sees things so thoroughly, it doesn't fit his 15-year-old age at all.

"You're right." Lin Yu agreed.

While the teacher and student were talking, a group of people bumped into Douglas.

"Isn't this our young master?" The group of people laughed, without any respect for the young master in their tone, "What are you holding in your hand? Food?"

These people are servants of the Herbert family and Owen's thugs.Half a month ago, they beat Douglas with Owen until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

"Put the basket down, little bastard."

But Douglas didn't rush forward to fight them with anger when he heard the word bastard as usual, instead he ran faster with a basket in his hand.

He had just finished drawing the air into his body, and he was in the best physical condition, so when he ran, he easily left those bastards behind.

"Did this little mouse steal the cheese today? It ran so fast." Seeing that the group of people couldn't catch up, they also gave up.They didn't bother to go to the place where Douglas lived to block people, but after a few curses, they left angrily.

When Douglas returned to his own quarters, he lifted the cloth from the basket and saw the food inside.Breadsticks, water, and a roasted chicken leg.

This roasted chicken leg was Owen's lunch leftovers. After it was sent to the kitchen, the cook secretly hid one and left it for him.

Douglas didn't mind at all, picked up the chicken leg and gnawed on it.He ate with pleasure, for he had the rare opportunity to eat meat.

Although Douglas didn't mind, Lin Yu felt a little sad.This child is obviously the eldest son of this family, but he can only eat other people's leftovers, and he even eats with a face of satisfaction.

After cherishing the roasted chicken legs, Douglas was obviously still a little bit unsatisfied.He licked his lips, picked up a bread stick, and ate with water.

"Are you angry?" Lin Yu asked curiously.

He had been put back on the plate by Douglas and confessed again.

"What?" Douglas gnawed on a breadstick, his voice vague.

"The insults from those people." Lin Yu said, "When you heard this before, wouldn't you jump on them desperately and fight them desperately?"

Then he was beaten by them, and he hid in his room to take medicine, Lin Yu thought to himself, but he didn't say half a sentence.

"Angry." Douglas took a sip of water and smiled gently at the lemon, "but I don't need to argue with them."

"Although I wanted to kill them before, it was because of my own weakness."

"But it's different now." Ripples appeared in the boy's eyes, "Because I have a teacher, I will definitely enter the Magic Academy and become a great mage in the future."

"I am destined to be different from them, and the whole Herbert family. So, why should I waste my energy arguing with them?" The boy said with a smirk on his face, "When they know that I After becoming great masters, they will not live a good life in this life, they will always live in fear, waiting for the cruel revenge of a Dafa Lord who does not know when to come."

"I think this kind of fear that accompanies a lifetime is the greatest revenge for them."

A smile appeared on Lin Yu's face, and he praised: "Very good!"

Children can be taught.Lin Yu lamented that although he raised his angle from time to time, encouraged Douglas in all aspects, and educated him positively during the past half month, he did not expect him to change so much.

He really is a very smart kid, Lin Yu thought with satisfaction.

"It turns out that you have found the sense of qi and successfully drawn the qi into your body, so let's try to practice qi." Lin Yu waited for the young man to sit cross-legged on the bed after eating, and tried to draw the surrounding air into his body. Qi gathers in the body, forming an air mass, officially moving towards the Qi training period.

The qi training stage is to gather the spiritual energy into a ball, the foundation building stage is to turn the spiritual energy into a liquid, the golden elixir stage is to solidify the spiritual liquid into a pill, and the Yuanying stage is to create something out of nothing, conceive a baby from the dantian.

Of course, in this world, although Douglas has no hope of Nascent Soul.However, Jindan stage can still be expected, Lin Yu thought to himself.

The practice was very fast this time. It only took three days for Douglas to successfully enter the Qi training period.

After entering the qi training period, the practitioner's body will experience the first cleansing on the way of practice due to the nourishment of aura.So when Lin Yu saw the black dirt coming out of the boy's body, he calmly told him not to panic, just take a shower.

After hearing Lin Yu's order, the boy calmed down, and he obediently went to take a bath.After returning from the shower, Lin Yu looked at the boy with a smile in his eyes.

The black-haired boy who washed off all the filth, his body is no longer bluish-white due to malnutrition, but has a layer of lustrous luster.His face became more beautiful, and his figure was also raised a bit. He no longer looked like an eleven or twelve-year-old immature, but turned into a beautiful boy who looked like a 14-year-old.

"Teacher!" After seeing his amazing transformation, Douglas was so frightened that he couldn't close his mouth. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"Congratulations on successfully entering the Qi training period. This is the first cleansing of the body during the Qi training period." Lin Yu said without surprise, "When you enter the foundation building period, the body will undergo a second cleansing. Big wash."

"This washing is normal, it's just to adjust your body to a body more suitable for cultivation." Lin Yu added lightly, "And the final result is to turn your body into what we said Innate spirit body."

Douglas looked at the calm lemon, and his eyes gradually became complicated. He had never heard of magic having such effects.

No, it's probably not magic.

For the first time, the boy realized this clearly.

He remembered Teacher Lemon's disgusted expression when he mentioned the Academy of Magic, and the young man's breathing couldn't help but quicken.

What he learned was probably something more powerful than magic, the boy thought.

"Little Doug, since you have stepped into the Qi training period, you can start practicing exercises and spells." Lin Yu looked at the young man's excited expression and said lovingly, "I have prepared three books for you. This technique, two techniques."

"Because your wood spirit root occupies a relatively large proportion, so the exercise I gave you is a wood-type exercise, called "Wanmu Huashengjue". And the two techniques are fire-type and wood-type. You'd better practice these two techniques at the same time." Lin Yu set the tone for the young man who was about to formally embark on the road of practice.

"Thank you teacher." The boy's clear voice was trembling with excitement.

"You will embark on a road that no one has ever traveled in this world." Lin Yu said with a smile, and after translating these three books from classical Chinese into the language of this world, he threw them to the young man to do whatever he wanted.

Lin Yu, who became a hands-off teacher, became obsessed with Bao Qingtian again.

"According to my reasoning, the murderer must be him." Lin Yu looked at the man on the screen and said firmly.

"Yu, you see that your puppies are serious about cultivating, do you want to work harder?" The system looked worriedly at the host who was obsessed with Bao Qingtian, and said with a bit of hatred.

"No." Lin Yu flatly refused.

"Why?!" The system was heartbroken.

"The practice of plants has always been calculated for thousands of years." Lin Yu showed an expression of "do you have a hole in your head?" and said coldly, "Even if this lemon has a good foundation, it will cost at least 800 yuan to cultivate. Year."

"It will take 800 years to transform into a human form, so I might as well just commit suicide and enter hell mode." Lin Yu looked indifferent.

"But isn't it said that after the demon cultivator opens up his spiritual wisdom, his practice speed will be very fast?" The system was a little puzzled.

"That's right." Lin Yu expressed a little impatient, "But you still need to transform into a human form, otherwise you don't even have legs, how can you advance in meditation?"

"Oh, so that's the case." The system showed a strange expression after hearing this, but Lin Yu, who was obsessed with Bao Qingtian, didn't notice it.

So, the next day, when Lin Yu saw his appearance, he finally couldn't help but let out a shocked roar: "System, what the hell is going on?!"

Two thin legs suddenly appeared from the lower corner of the lemon. These two legs were as thin as bean sprouts, and they were also yellow-yellow lemon color.

Lin Yu barely stood up with the support of his two thin legs, but the lemon was too heavy, and his two bean sprout legs were shaking all the time.

"Isn't this for your better cultivation?" The system said aggrievedly, "So, I grew two legs for you."

Meditating with a lemon face and legs like sprouts?Lin Yu said that he was a little drunk.He held his breath and said, "In addition to sitting cross-legged when meditating, you also need to put your hands on your dantian."

"I have neither hands nor dantian."

"I actually wanted to grow a hand for you." The system said with some embarrassment, "but your hand is on the corner of the lemon. Even if it grows out, the hand will not be able to reach the legs."

In fact, the system secretly gave Lin Yu a hand, but after seeing the surprisingly short hand on top of Lemon's head, the system reluctantly gave up.

"Then why don't you shrink back?" The system felt guilty.

"Forget it, something is better than nothing." Lin Yu said coldly, and then he took a step forward with his legs open.After taking this step, his legs instantly trembled like quails in the cold wind.

In the end, Lin Yu couldn't hold on any longer, and knelt down as soon as his legs gave way.It wasn't over after kneeling down, because his body was spherical, so he inevitably rolled up on the table.

Roll, roll, and finally with a "crack", he rolled to the ground.

Douglas heard the movement, opened his eyes, and came out of the stillness.After coming out, he habitually turned his head to look at the position of the lemon on the table.

When he found out that his teacher was not there, he panicked all of a sudden, jumped out of bed and started looking for it.

Finally, he finally found a lemon in a crack in the floor.

He picked up the lemon carefully, and finally couldn't help laughing when he saw the two kicking bean sprout legs: "Teacher, you have grown two legs!"

Lin Yu's two slender legs froze, and a dumbfounding expression appeared on his yellow lemon face.

He yelled at the system: "System, do you dare to make my legs thicker, for example, the size of chopsticks?"

"...Okay." The system looked at the murderous host, and finally gave in without spine.

"Teacher, you are so cute!" The boy finally couldn't help giggling after seeing Lemon's embarrassing expression.

He was so happy that he subconsciously turned the lemon over.

So Lin Yu's butt was kissed passionately by the young man again, and the voice of kissing the peel was still as loud as ever.

Lin Yu whose butt was kissed again: If you do this again, I really want to call the police.