The lines of fast crossing are poisonous

The bare-bottomed beauties in the square were flapping their wings and feathers and running around, and they were naturally a little excited when they just took shape.

It turns out that this is the feeling of walking on two legs. It turns out that after the forelimbs become hands, they can do so many things.The worms surrounded the patriarch happily, neighing excitedly: "Patriarch, we have become as big as you~"

"Patriarch, we can hug each other after we transform into human form." The two bugs hugged each other and said curiously.

"Can I lay eggs after transforming into a human form?"

"You can turn into a worm and lay eggs, idiot."

The bugs were discussing excitedly, and the hissing sounds intertwined to form a torrent of sounds.They didn't think there was anything shy about being naked, but the young people in the imperial delegation blushed.

For the sake of etiquette, the humans in the delegation quickly turned their faces away, and only the media people were still conscientiously filming.

"Your Excellency Patriarch and Your Excellency Xin Chong, can we continue the discussion?" Keqi stood at the forefront of the imperial delegation, staring at Patriarch Cui intently.he asked politely, a charming smile in his brown eyes.

"Of course." Lin Yu smiled apologetically, pulled the patriarch and sat down.The patriarch opened his legs, and sat down on the negotiating table that the imperials moved out of the spaceship.After the two parties sat down, they started a friendly discussion in a friendly atmosphere.

This negotiation is probably the most bizarre negotiation in the long history of mankind.Because when the leaders of the two clans were discussing seriously, a bunch of naked and ignorant men surrounded them.

After the discussion was over, the expert group was led by Chongzi, and began to conduct an investigation on Zongxing in an open and honest manner. This inspection lasted for fifteen days.

During the half-month expedition, the experts discovered many surprising mineral resources on the Zombie Planet.But in addition to these scarce and expensive mineral resources, they also discovered many minerals that had never been seen before, and the reserves of these minerals were extremely rich.

This planet is simply a priceless treasure. The experts lamented that if the creatures living here were not too powerful, they would all want to invade.

The experts thought excitedly that signing an equal and friendly resource exchange treaty with the Zerg is definitely the most correct and greatest treaty in this century, none of them.

Fifteen days later, the imperial delegation who mingled with the bugs reluctantly boarded the spaceship preparing to return.Of course, Lin Yu also boarded the spaceship because he was going back to the empire to visit Siser's father.

The spaceship from the empire finally took off under the warm welcome of the bugs.It quickly flew away from this beautiful green planet, and flew towards the empire along the trajectory it had come from.

On the spacecraft, the experts were still discussing the situation of the Zerg, from mineral resources, biological habits, to the language system of the Zerg.

The enthusiastic biologists and linguists are still planning to develop a software that can translate the Zerg language when they go back, and they are also planning to write the Zerg language into text and compile it into teaching materials for promotion.

They also strongly urge the Prime Minister to issue an instruction to the Ministry of Education, and it is best to open a new Zerg linguistics course this year.Keqi repeatedly said that after returning home, he would hold a meeting with officials from the Ministry of Education to discuss.

Lin Yu listened helplessly, thinking that the students of the empire are really pitiful.

In the joyful and harmonious atmosphere of the spaceship, Lin Yu felt a little uneasy in his heart.Until now, he still doesn't know who Mr. X is.

He specifically asked the patriarch, and the patriarch firmly said that these people were not here this time.But he couldn't say clearly what that person looked like.Moreover, Lin Yu deeply suspected that the patriarch had face blindness.

Just like humans can't tell the difference between this worm and that worm, the patriarch can't tell the difference between this person and that person's appearance, don't they all have eyes, nose and mouth?It makes no difference.

Although the Zerg has turned into a human form, they still rely on their sense of smell to distinguish the same race.And human beings, to them, except for Sisser, they all smell the same, dull and sour.

Seven days later, the empire arrived.After getting along for nearly a month, everyone reluctantly said goodbye, and went back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.

Lin Yu got off the spaceship and followed Sisser back to the home where he had lived for more than a month.As soon as they entered the door, a black leopard rushed out from the corner like lightning.

With a howl, it rushed towards Siser excitedly, and after being hugged by Siser, it obediently rubbed against his leg.After it rubbed against Sisser, it began to rub against Lin Yu. Lin Yu was very familiar with this well-behaved appearance. It was a leopard begging for food from him.

It has been hungry and thin since it hasn't eaten the food cooked by Lin Yu for so long.

"It's still the familiar cucumber smell." Lin Yu moved the leopard with a smile, and said lightly, "It smells okay, it really is on the Zerg's recipe."

Leian, the supernatural beast who was rubbing obediently, shuddered inexplicably.

Seeing Lin Yu who was interacting with Lei An, Sisser couldn't help showing a smile on his face. This smile was as gentle as soft ripples on the surface of the sea blown by a gentle breeze.

With a smile on his face, he began to contact his father.But when he was in contact, the smile on his face was immediately put away, and it became serious like never before.

Soon, he received a reply from his father.

"Xin Chong," Siser called Lin Yu's name softly, and said flatly, "In three days, you will come with me to see my father."

"Okay." Lin Yu showed a simple and bright smile.

"System, what gift do you think I should bring to the door?" Lin Yu asked his system while moving the leopard casually.

"Big fat grandson." The system said firmly.

"Can you change to something new?" Lin Yu was dumbfounded.

"Then..." The system thought for a long time, and finally came up with a good idea. It said excitedly, "Then let's put on a show for him, like tell a bad joke?"

"How good it is to tell bad jokes. It can liven up the atmosphere and save money."

Lin Yu: "Are you mentally retarded?"

The system that was ruthlessly hit was beeping.

While Lin Yu and Sisser were waiting to meet their parents, there was an uproar in the empire.The cause of this uproar was the video that the media shot on Zongxing.

They made this video into a documentary and put it on the star network for the people of the empire to watch.The people of the empire who are curious about the Zerg naturally want to go in and see it as soon as possible.Seeing this, the entire empire fell.

Countless people frantically swiped the barrage below the documentary just to express their surging enthusiasm.

The bullet screen is still like this at the beginning:

"The insect star looks pretty good. It's green and refreshing."

"The return of the Zerg was so grand and terrifying. I suddenly felt a little bit of sympathy for the delegation that went to the Zerg. They must have been terrified."

"Sympathy +1"

"Sympathy +1080"

"Fortunately, we signed a treaty of peace and friendship with the Zerg. I'm so glad."

"On the same floor, I also feel inexplicably lucky."

"You cowards, the technological strength of the empire beats those bugs every minute!"

"Peace treaty? I will never admit it. They are all malignant tumors and must be eradicated!"

"Must be eradicated!"

"Upstairs, the Youth Party has come out to make trouble again."

Just as the barrage was arguing endlessly, the screen changed.The patriarch and Lin Yu actually flew away with the prime minister and major general.The people knew that the patriarch was going to change form, and they waited patiently for the follow-up, curious as hell.

When the patriarch and the others flew back, everyone was silent.After the deathly silence, there is a torrent of crazy bullet screens!

"Fuck, who is this?! This beauty is that bug just now?!"

"Nonsense! Didn't you see the wings on his back?"

"I'm going, the terrible Zerg patriarch actually looks like this after transforming?!"

"Of course, my Brother Chong is also very handsome after taking shape."

Just when everyone was fascinated by the patriarch's beauty, another wave of shock followed instantly.The swarm flew away to take shape like dark clouds, but when they came back, there were a lot of beauties waving their wings.

"Fuck, what is going on with this race?! The whole race is so handsome!"

"The patriarch is the most beautiful, don't stop me, the screen is so dirty, I want to lick it!"

"I'm preparing immigration materials and preparing to live and work in Zerg."

"Upstairs is moving so fast, I am also preparing to immigrate!"

"Immigrants? Let them come to the empire to study, work and marry!"

Although they were full of longing for the Zerg instantly, they also fell in love with the filming media.But there is one thing they really want to complain about, and that is:

"Do you dare not play mosaics?!"

They also want to see the naked and beautiful bodies of beauties, but they are all mosaics from the neck down!Mom, I'm so jealous of those media people feasting their eyes!

Three days later, the Ministry of Education of the Empire issued a document, launching an elective course on Zerg Linguistics, and a professional course was specially set up for Zerg Linguistics in the university.

Originally, the officials of the Ministry of Education thought that the implementation would encounter great resistance, but they did not expect that the acceptance of the public was surprisingly high!There were voices of opposition, such as the Youth Party, but they were directly drowned out by the torrent of public approval, without causing any splashes.

At the same time that the Ministry of Education issued the documents, Lin Yu and Sisser happened to be standing in front of the marshal's mansion.

"Siser, what exactly does your father do?" Lin Yu asked in shock, looking at the heavily guarded and imposing mansion ahead.

"Marshal of the Empire." Siser replied indifferently, and walked towards the mansion with her long legs.Lin Yu followed behind him with an indescribable expression on his face.

Although he knew that Sisser must be the second generation of the army, he did not expect that his father was actually the top leader of the army.I'm going, can we still have fun together!

The two passed through the heavily guarded gate and entered the Marshal's Mansion smoothly.Sitting on the sofa in the lobby, Lin Yu couldn't help but feel a little nervous, feeling a little awkward when an ugly daughter-in-law sees her in-laws.

Just as Lin Yu was organizing his words silently, a middle-aged man came down from upstairs.

He has short blond hair, and his face is five points similar to Sither's, but he is extremely serious.A pair of eyes are as sharp as a falcon.As expected of someone who has been in high position for a long time, his whole body is filled with profound majesty.

Lin Yu saw the Lord came out, and quickly stood up with Sisser.He showed a simple smile, and when he was about to say hello to Siser's father, the system suddenly roared:

"A Yu, the third line is here, get ready to say it to the target person within five seconds!"

Come to the lines at this time?Lin Yu was very surprised.He was a little nervous, so he quickly held his breath and listened carefully.After listening, a group of alpacas whizzed by in his heart.

Lin Yu grabbed Sisser's arm violently and pulled him back roughly.Just when Sisser looked at him in surprise, Lin Yu spat out the third line:

"Siser, kill your father, he is not human!"