The lines of fast crossing are poisonous
Chapter 3 My boyfriend is a ghost 3
"Oh oh oh, his killing intent has dropped to 70.00%." The system looked at the killing intent gauge on its tester which had dropped from 70.00% to [-]%, and suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "This time it's too much!" Soon!"
"Your data disorder problem is healed?" Lin Yu's steady voice was also tinged with a hint of a smile, and he is probably very satisfied with the speed this time, "Cold first, then warm, first hit, then caress, first abuse, then Sweet, first hard and then soft, vividly use the favorable conditions of the superior place to win in one fell swoop."
"What you said in the book really makes sense, so it is undeniable to say that gambling will make three generations poor and reading will make a lifetime rich." While explaining his philosophy, Lin Yu also did not forget to teach the system, "As long as the routine is deep, the iron rod can be ground into a needle." , as long as the method is correct, the strategy will not be tiring."
"...What kind of book are you reading? Why does it sound weird to me..." The system is a little tricky, it always feels that the books Lin Yu reads are a bit out of the ordinary.However, it didn't get too entangled in this issue, and said happily, "It's a good start this time, hahaha, the leg'dong' couldn't be better!"
"The beginning is more important." Lin Yu agreed deeply.
In the original plot, Ji Qing was almost drowned when Zhu Yin grabbed his hair and held him in the water. After crying and begging for mercy, he was temporarily let go. It can be said that he was ugly and naturally left Zhu Yin with his weakness , The impression that there is no difference from the previous life.
When he broke this impression, what remained was a brand new relationship.The brand-new Ji Qing does not have the personality weakness that Zhu Yin hated in the past, and is as fresh and beautiful as a flower blooming vigorously in the sun, but this flower has the old appearance that he is nostalgic for.
In this case, Zhu Yin didn't fall down, Lin Yu said that he could stand on his head and show the system.Therefore, as the old saying goes, if you just do it alone, you must not be cowardly.
The system twisted its waist, and danced the samba happily: "When you finish Ji Qing's time, and you don't get slaughtered by the target person after speaking three lines, we can call it a day!"
"If the lines don't kill you, it should be fine." Lin Yu pointed out the key points cruelly.
The system froze instantly.Although it is only a basic system, it still feels a bit guilty.
"Can the young master stay here?" Just as Lin Yu was talking nonsense with the system, Zhu Yin's words quickly brought him back to his senses.
"What did you say?" Lin Yu was a little surprised.
Zhu Yin smiled dignifiedly and gracefully: "My lord, Zhu Yin, whose name is Huaiyi, came from the ring finger. Hundreds of years ago, he has nowhere to go now. Can you take me in, my lord?"
"Do you know how to make beds, cook and do laundry?" Lin Yu asked.
Zhu Yin shook his head.
"Can you drive an excavator to make PPT?" Lin Yu asked again.
What's that?Zhu Yin shook his head again.
"Then what will you do?"
"Qinqi, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine, flower tea, horseback riding and archery, strategy of war." Zhu Yin smiled very reservedly.
"All useless skills." Lin Yu rolled his eyes.
Zhu Yin choked for a moment.
"I don't raise idlers here, what else do you want?" Lin Yu's tone was a little impatient.
Zhu Yin smiled indulgently, as if facing a spoiled lover, and replied with a good temper: "I will still make you want to die."
Lin Yu: ...
"System, what did that old ghost just say?" Lin Yu asked the system in disbelief.
"He said he would make you want to die." The system kindly repeated.
"Is that what I thought it meant?"
"I think it is."
Just when Lin Yu was about to say "Fuck off" to Zhu Yin, the system suddenly said "Ah" and said, "Here comes the first line, be ready to say it to the target person within five seconds."
Lin Yu quickly retracted what he was about to blurt out, and listened attentively.
After a "ding", there was no emotion, and a smooth mechanical sound sounded:
—Okay, if you can do it to my satisfaction, I'll let you stay
Lin Yu: "!"
Sometimes he really doesn't understand how such shameless lines are generated.So Lin Yu said after a moment of silence: "System, can I kill you?"
The system cried and said, "I'm also just a grassroots system. I work soy sauce in the unit. What can I do? I'm also very desperate."
Lin Yu didn't want to pay attention to the system with crying eyes.He stared at Zhu Yin firmly, and almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out the first line: "Okay, if you can do it to my satisfaction, I will let you stay."
Zhu Yin looked at the handsome young man in front of him in surprise, as if he didn't expect him to answer like this.What he said before was teased with the frivolity of a playboy. He was already prepared to be laughed at by the young man, but he ended up with such a sentence.
Is this provocation or crude flirting?Whether it was disappointment or sullenness, Zhu Yin's eyes instantly became gloomy.He was silent for a moment, then grinned, revealing a sinister smile:
"That's what you said."
Ji Qing, since you are willing to belittle me, why do you need to back down.
Too bad, the system saw that the killing intent had risen by more than ten percent, and his face wrinkled into a bitter gourd, but it was too guilty to tell Lin Yu.
Worse, just when Lin Yu had an ominous premonition, Zhu Yin waved his long sleeves, causing him to involuntarily leave the ground and crash into a hard embrace.
After Zhu Yin restrained Lin Yu's legs and back, he hugged him horizontally, and with a single movement, he dodged into the bedroom, and threw him mercilessly on the soft bed.
Just as Lin Yu was thrown into a daze and was struggling to sit up, Zhu Yin rolled onto the bed and quickly pressed him down.
Unfortunately, when Lin Yu opened his mouth to explain that it was just a joke, his mouth was blocked, blocked by Zhu Yin's cold and wet lips.Soft lips, rough biting, Lin Yu's territory that has never been touched by others is being invaded without mercy.
He shook his head and instinctively wanted to refuse, but was restrained forcefully.Like a turbulent wave hitting the shore, big waves swept across his body, Lin Yu was so frightened that his body was numb from this wild and wanton kiss that almost made him breathless and penetrated into his soul.He froze, bewildered.
The messy reaction of the people under him pleased Zhu Yin, the gloom in his eyes faded, revealing an unconscious tenderness and tenderness, but his actions became more wanton.But Lin Yu, a boy chicken, was overwhelmed by this first experience in his life, and didn't even notice that the towels were scattered.
"Breath." Just as he was having difficulty breathing, he suddenly heard a voice say so with a smile, and he subconsciously took a few breaths.When his mind gradually turned clear, his lips were blocked again.The more intense, brutal biting kiss came again.
Lin Yu was indulging in pleasure, his consciousness was chaotic, his whole body was sore and hot, the hands rubbing his body were like medicine or sparks, and clusters of flames were ignited on his skin, and he couldn't bear it wherever he went. Can't help panting.
Crystal sweat was transpiring on his naked skin, Lin Yu raised his head, his eyes filled with moisture.He felt like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, or a fish struggling on the chopping board, who could only lie down weakly and let the butcher's knife be lifted.When the butcher knife fell, a burst of bright white light exploded in his mind, and he collapsed on the bed.
"It's so quick." Zhu Yin withdrew his hand with a smile, got up from him, took out a piece of paper and wiped his hands.Lin Yu's eyeballs subconsciously followed his movements, and when he realized that what was written on the paper was..., his face suddenly flushed red.
"That sentence was just a joke..." Lin Yu said weakly, without confidence in his words.
"Oh~ is that so?" Zhu Yin said with a long tone and a smirk, "Is your master still satisfied with my service?"
How did this make him answer? Lin Yu was silent, but his ears were slowly turning red.Zhu Yin took everything into consideration, smiled and helped him into the bathroom, and put him back on the bed after a quick scrub.
"Can you sleep on your fingers?" Lin Yu lay lazily on the bed, his rosy face sinking into the soft pillow, and his voice was clearly sleepy.
"Yes." Zhu Yin tucked the quilt for him, and got up from the bed, "Sweet dream."
"Good night."
Hearing the muffled voice that seemed to be falling asleep, the corners of Zhu Yin's mouth curled up, he turned off the light and left the room, the room suddenly plunged into darkness.
"System, how much has his killing intent decreased?" Lin Yu opened his eyes in the dark, looked at the ceiling and asked his system, his voice sober that he didn't feel sleepy at all.
"It's down to 50.00%, 50.00%!" The system burst into tears with excitement, "Oh my god, sex life is so important!"
"A Yu, get rid of your unnecessary shame, and open your pure and flowery man to face him!" The system was so excited that it was like taking drugs, it was like a wave, "You have to let go of yourself, let go Let it go, let it go!"
"How much did you drink?"
"Half a catty." The system blurted out, but it regretted it as soon as it said it.The mastermind, who was drunk by the system, thought nervously, it would be worse if he was standing in the shower and found out about the fact that he was drinking Erguotou and eating fried chicken while watching a movie.
"Does it look good?"
"...I don't see anything good or not..." The system voice was so guilty that people couldn't bear to tear it apart.
"It's impossible, but if there is a next time," Lin Yu's voice was calm, "If you still dare to watch—"
"Kill you."
At that moment, the system finally recalled the fear it had once forgotten and the humiliation of being imprisoned in a small black room.
Mom, save me, this world is so scary!
So the system immediately shut its mouth obediently, and nodded as quickly as a chicken pecking at rice, for fear that it would be locked in a small dark room by the frenzied host standing and taking a bath one step later.
After Lin Yu felt that the whole world was quiet, he pursed his lips, and the body that had been kissed fiercely still seemed to be numb.Lin Yu pressed his hand on his heart with some discomfort, turned sideways, and slowly fell asleep.
The rain was pattering down, and it seemed to be getting bigger and bigger, and the whole world showed him a coldness that had never been seen before.
Lin Yu knelt in the rain, shivering from the cold.He looked at the family members kneeling beside him, and his heart was filled with the sadness of family ruin, fear of the future and overwhelming confusion.Suddenly, he saw a pair of brocade boots standing in front of him, and the bottom of the black robe with golden piping swayed slightly.
who is it?
He tried his best to open his eyes covered with rain, and looked up——
The man in Chinese clothes holding an umbrella was looking down at him, and there seemed to be some... pity in his eyes?
It turned out to be Zhu Yin.Lin Yu's heart was full of bitterness. Zhu Huaiyi, the son of King Yong who was famous all over the capital, was someone he had known since childhood, someone he had been tempted by, and the one who brought the imperial army to raid his home.
He instinctively wanted to ask him for help, but felt that he was too humble to be like this.He wanted to live, but he didn't want to be treated like a dog by Zhu Yin.
Under such embarrassment and humiliation, Lin Yu struggled for a long time and finally opened his mouth. Between opening and closing his lips, he silently uttered three words to Zhu Yin——
help me.
With complex emotions sweeping through his body, Lin Yu opened his eyes.He pushed back the quilt and sat up from the bed, looking at the sunny room, frowning with an ugly expression.
"What's wrong with you?" the system asked cautiously.
"I had a dream." Lin Yu lowered his eyes, "I feel a little uncomfortable."
"What did you dream about?" The system suddenly became interested in what kind of dream could make the dead face of a person standing in the bath show an ugly expression.
"Ji Qing's past life."
"Your data disorder problem is healed?" Lin Yu's steady voice was also tinged with a hint of a smile, and he is probably very satisfied with the speed this time, "Cold first, then warm, first hit, then caress, first abuse, then Sweet, first hard and then soft, vividly use the favorable conditions of the superior place to win in one fell swoop."
"What you said in the book really makes sense, so it is undeniable to say that gambling will make three generations poor and reading will make a lifetime rich." While explaining his philosophy, Lin Yu also did not forget to teach the system, "As long as the routine is deep, the iron rod can be ground into a needle." , as long as the method is correct, the strategy will not be tiring."
"...What kind of book are you reading? Why does it sound weird to me..." The system is a little tricky, it always feels that the books Lin Yu reads are a bit out of the ordinary.However, it didn't get too entangled in this issue, and said happily, "It's a good start this time, hahaha, the leg'dong' couldn't be better!"
"The beginning is more important." Lin Yu agreed deeply.
In the original plot, Ji Qing was almost drowned when Zhu Yin grabbed his hair and held him in the water. After crying and begging for mercy, he was temporarily let go. It can be said that he was ugly and naturally left Zhu Yin with his weakness , The impression that there is no difference from the previous life.
When he broke this impression, what remained was a brand new relationship.The brand-new Ji Qing does not have the personality weakness that Zhu Yin hated in the past, and is as fresh and beautiful as a flower blooming vigorously in the sun, but this flower has the old appearance that he is nostalgic for.
In this case, Zhu Yin didn't fall down, Lin Yu said that he could stand on his head and show the system.Therefore, as the old saying goes, if you just do it alone, you must not be cowardly.
The system twisted its waist, and danced the samba happily: "When you finish Ji Qing's time, and you don't get slaughtered by the target person after speaking three lines, we can call it a day!"
"If the lines don't kill you, it should be fine." Lin Yu pointed out the key points cruelly.
The system froze instantly.Although it is only a basic system, it still feels a bit guilty.
"Can the young master stay here?" Just as Lin Yu was talking nonsense with the system, Zhu Yin's words quickly brought him back to his senses.
"What did you say?" Lin Yu was a little surprised.
Zhu Yin smiled dignifiedly and gracefully: "My lord, Zhu Yin, whose name is Huaiyi, came from the ring finger. Hundreds of years ago, he has nowhere to go now. Can you take me in, my lord?"
"Do you know how to make beds, cook and do laundry?" Lin Yu asked.
Zhu Yin shook his head.
"Can you drive an excavator to make PPT?" Lin Yu asked again.
What's that?Zhu Yin shook his head again.
"Then what will you do?"
"Qinqi, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine, flower tea, horseback riding and archery, strategy of war." Zhu Yin smiled very reservedly.
"All useless skills." Lin Yu rolled his eyes.
Zhu Yin choked for a moment.
"I don't raise idlers here, what else do you want?" Lin Yu's tone was a little impatient.
Zhu Yin smiled indulgently, as if facing a spoiled lover, and replied with a good temper: "I will still make you want to die."
Lin Yu: ...
"System, what did that old ghost just say?" Lin Yu asked the system in disbelief.
"He said he would make you want to die." The system kindly repeated.
"Is that what I thought it meant?"
"I think it is."
Just when Lin Yu was about to say "Fuck off" to Zhu Yin, the system suddenly said "Ah" and said, "Here comes the first line, be ready to say it to the target person within five seconds."
Lin Yu quickly retracted what he was about to blurt out, and listened attentively.
After a "ding", there was no emotion, and a smooth mechanical sound sounded:
—Okay, if you can do it to my satisfaction, I'll let you stay
Lin Yu: "!"
Sometimes he really doesn't understand how such shameless lines are generated.So Lin Yu said after a moment of silence: "System, can I kill you?"
The system cried and said, "I'm also just a grassroots system. I work soy sauce in the unit. What can I do? I'm also very desperate."
Lin Yu didn't want to pay attention to the system with crying eyes.He stared at Zhu Yin firmly, and almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out the first line: "Okay, if you can do it to my satisfaction, I will let you stay."
Zhu Yin looked at the handsome young man in front of him in surprise, as if he didn't expect him to answer like this.What he said before was teased with the frivolity of a playboy. He was already prepared to be laughed at by the young man, but he ended up with such a sentence.
Is this provocation or crude flirting?Whether it was disappointment or sullenness, Zhu Yin's eyes instantly became gloomy.He was silent for a moment, then grinned, revealing a sinister smile:
"That's what you said."
Ji Qing, since you are willing to belittle me, why do you need to back down.
Too bad, the system saw that the killing intent had risen by more than ten percent, and his face wrinkled into a bitter gourd, but it was too guilty to tell Lin Yu.
Worse, just when Lin Yu had an ominous premonition, Zhu Yin waved his long sleeves, causing him to involuntarily leave the ground and crash into a hard embrace.
After Zhu Yin restrained Lin Yu's legs and back, he hugged him horizontally, and with a single movement, he dodged into the bedroom, and threw him mercilessly on the soft bed.
Just as Lin Yu was thrown into a daze and was struggling to sit up, Zhu Yin rolled onto the bed and quickly pressed him down.
Unfortunately, when Lin Yu opened his mouth to explain that it was just a joke, his mouth was blocked, blocked by Zhu Yin's cold and wet lips.Soft lips, rough biting, Lin Yu's territory that has never been touched by others is being invaded without mercy.
He shook his head and instinctively wanted to refuse, but was restrained forcefully.Like a turbulent wave hitting the shore, big waves swept across his body, Lin Yu was so frightened that his body was numb from this wild and wanton kiss that almost made him breathless and penetrated into his soul.He froze, bewildered.
The messy reaction of the people under him pleased Zhu Yin, the gloom in his eyes faded, revealing an unconscious tenderness and tenderness, but his actions became more wanton.But Lin Yu, a boy chicken, was overwhelmed by this first experience in his life, and didn't even notice that the towels were scattered.
"Breath." Just as he was having difficulty breathing, he suddenly heard a voice say so with a smile, and he subconsciously took a few breaths.When his mind gradually turned clear, his lips were blocked again.The more intense, brutal biting kiss came again.
Lin Yu was indulging in pleasure, his consciousness was chaotic, his whole body was sore and hot, the hands rubbing his body were like medicine or sparks, and clusters of flames were ignited on his skin, and he couldn't bear it wherever he went. Can't help panting.
Crystal sweat was transpiring on his naked skin, Lin Yu raised his head, his eyes filled with moisture.He felt like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, or a fish struggling on the chopping board, who could only lie down weakly and let the butcher's knife be lifted.When the butcher knife fell, a burst of bright white light exploded in his mind, and he collapsed on the bed.
"It's so quick." Zhu Yin withdrew his hand with a smile, got up from him, took out a piece of paper and wiped his hands.Lin Yu's eyeballs subconsciously followed his movements, and when he realized that what was written on the paper was..., his face suddenly flushed red.
"That sentence was just a joke..." Lin Yu said weakly, without confidence in his words.
"Oh~ is that so?" Zhu Yin said with a long tone and a smirk, "Is your master still satisfied with my service?"
How did this make him answer? Lin Yu was silent, but his ears were slowly turning red.Zhu Yin took everything into consideration, smiled and helped him into the bathroom, and put him back on the bed after a quick scrub.
"Can you sleep on your fingers?" Lin Yu lay lazily on the bed, his rosy face sinking into the soft pillow, and his voice was clearly sleepy.
"Yes." Zhu Yin tucked the quilt for him, and got up from the bed, "Sweet dream."
"Good night."
Hearing the muffled voice that seemed to be falling asleep, the corners of Zhu Yin's mouth curled up, he turned off the light and left the room, the room suddenly plunged into darkness.
"System, how much has his killing intent decreased?" Lin Yu opened his eyes in the dark, looked at the ceiling and asked his system, his voice sober that he didn't feel sleepy at all.
"It's down to 50.00%, 50.00%!" The system burst into tears with excitement, "Oh my god, sex life is so important!"
"A Yu, get rid of your unnecessary shame, and open your pure and flowery man to face him!" The system was so excited that it was like taking drugs, it was like a wave, "You have to let go of yourself, let go Let it go, let it go!"
"How much did you drink?"
"Half a catty." The system blurted out, but it regretted it as soon as it said it.The mastermind, who was drunk by the system, thought nervously, it would be worse if he was standing in the shower and found out about the fact that he was drinking Erguotou and eating fried chicken while watching a movie.
"Does it look good?"
"...I don't see anything good or not..." The system voice was so guilty that people couldn't bear to tear it apart.
"It's impossible, but if there is a next time," Lin Yu's voice was calm, "If you still dare to watch—"
"Kill you."
At that moment, the system finally recalled the fear it had once forgotten and the humiliation of being imprisoned in a small black room.
Mom, save me, this world is so scary!
So the system immediately shut its mouth obediently, and nodded as quickly as a chicken pecking at rice, for fear that it would be locked in a small dark room by the frenzied host standing and taking a bath one step later.
After Lin Yu felt that the whole world was quiet, he pursed his lips, and the body that had been kissed fiercely still seemed to be numb.Lin Yu pressed his hand on his heart with some discomfort, turned sideways, and slowly fell asleep.
The rain was pattering down, and it seemed to be getting bigger and bigger, and the whole world showed him a coldness that had never been seen before.
Lin Yu knelt in the rain, shivering from the cold.He looked at the family members kneeling beside him, and his heart was filled with the sadness of family ruin, fear of the future and overwhelming confusion.Suddenly, he saw a pair of brocade boots standing in front of him, and the bottom of the black robe with golden piping swayed slightly.
who is it?
He tried his best to open his eyes covered with rain, and looked up——
The man in Chinese clothes holding an umbrella was looking down at him, and there seemed to be some... pity in his eyes?
It turned out to be Zhu Yin.Lin Yu's heart was full of bitterness. Zhu Huaiyi, the son of King Yong who was famous all over the capital, was someone he had known since childhood, someone he had been tempted by, and the one who brought the imperial army to raid his home.
He instinctively wanted to ask him for help, but felt that he was too humble to be like this.He wanted to live, but he didn't want to be treated like a dog by Zhu Yin.
Under such embarrassment and humiliation, Lin Yu struggled for a long time and finally opened his mouth. Between opening and closing his lips, he silently uttered three words to Zhu Yin——
help me.
With complex emotions sweeping through his body, Lin Yu opened his eyes.He pushed back the quilt and sat up from the bed, looking at the sunny room, frowning with an ugly expression.
"What's wrong with you?" the system asked cautiously.
"I had a dream." Lin Yu lowered his eyes, "I feel a little uncomfortable."
"What did you dream about?" The system suddenly became interested in what kind of dream could make the dead face of a person standing in the bath show an ugly expression.
"Ji Qing's past life."
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