Network anchor face blindness

002 Midnight Live

After Zhao Lang left, Bai Tong in the ward became more and more angry, why did he spend money to arrange for the culprit to open his head?Isn't this purely full and nothing to do? !

A small 1 yuan, that’s the three-month tipping money for the two of them, the more he thought about it, the more indignant he became, Bai Tong’s eyes rolled, and he suddenly had an idea, anyway, the money was spent, why don’t we live broadcast it tonight? .

It was said that the hospital was not clean, and it was rumored that a certain hospital was haunted at midnight at three or five o'clock. Bai Tong started a live broadcast to show the thousands of fans who loved his work a night visit to the morgue of the Second City Hospital.

Just listening to it is enough to be cautious. The fan Big Cucumber said that if he can sleep alone in front of the mortuary for a night, he will be given a luxurious villa immediately. If converted into RMB, it will be 1000 yuan——Bai Tong is a little transparent , the grades have been very stable, always in a state of half red and not red.

Some people echoed at the bottom of the screen, and some clamored that there is nothing to see if you sleep at the door of the mortuary for a night. Could it be that everyone really held their mobile phones and watched Orange sitting at the door of the dark mortuary for the night?Are you bored? ? ?

Orange is Baitong's vest when he was live broadcasting, and the reason why he has such a small reputation is due to his "dominant side leaking" vest.

orange, orange.The English pronunciation is - Aorunzhi.

In order to give himself a bit of personality, Bai Tong’s opening remarks every time are——Hi everyone, I’m “哩——Runzhi, Big Orange.”

He pronounced it separately, prolonging the sound deliberately and pronouncing the sound of "嗤" first, which sounded like he was moaning/groaning, and then said "Run Zhi" in a correct and articulate manner after the first groan.

In the beginning, Baitong's live broadcast was quite normal, but later it became more and more ruined. He dances very well, but he just doesn't dance well. Watching while cursing, scolding and watching, watching and scolding again.

Amidst the yelling and cursing of fans from all walks of life, Bai Tong's live broadcast at the Second Municipal Hospital began.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, there was no one in the corridor of the hospital, and the monitor with night vision function glowed a shocking red in the dim light.

Bai Tong used makeup during the live broadcast, and the heavy makeup completely changed a person, smeared indiscriminately, no matter how strange it came, he didn't look like a person.

He was wearing a creamy white silk nightgown and a wig, and his big lips were smeared red, as scary as if he had eaten a dead child.

In order to cover the scar on his left forehead, he wore a feces-yellow peony flower, floated out of his ward, and entered the safe passage to the mortuary floor of the hospital.

When the live broadcast started, there was no Baitong on the screen. What the fans saw was the ward of the hospital. They knew that the owner of the mobile phone had already left the ward, then entered the safe passage, and went down several floors to the mortuary floor where there was no one. What's more, it's so black that you can't see anything except the red dot of the camera. There are already many girls in pink who are yelling and leaving the live broadcast room one after another in fear.

Following the camera to the door of the mortuary, the mobile phone was fixed in a specific position, and the camera was always directed at the door of the morgue five meters away.

For a moment, nothing could be seen on the screen except the three big characters "mortuary". Bai Tong counted the time to whet everyone's appetite. The time passed by every minute and every second. Three minutes later, everyone's patience was completely exhausted. At this moment, the white boy with disheveled hair suddenly jumped out and broke into the camera.

He grinned deliberately with a grimace, and the zombie makeup on his face can really scare a person to death.

Then, he began to dance, there was no music, and he was the only one jumping and spinning with bare feet in the empty floor, and the picture was very strange.

Airplanes and cannons have started to walk on the screen non-stop. Compared with pure eroticism or small freshness, Baitong's horrifying, twisted and heavy-tasting live broadcast is quite unique.

His pornography is gradual, making people look like they are reading a novel, from the plot of Qingshui to the good stage, slowly ushering in the deceptive climax in the enthusiastic anticipation of everyone, or hook/ Lure or seduce/tempt—his waist is very soft.

Just when everyone thought the dance was coming to an end, Bai Tong suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled a dummy from outside the camera, a naked/naked/model, and he hugged it and rubbed and danced in the camera.

The scalp-numbing scene ended perfectly in Bai Tong's self-directed and self-acted scream.

He was so immature that he acted a little too much, completely forgetting that he was a patient, so the wound that he had stitched up during the day just exploded again by himself...

At the last moment when the screen of the mobile phone went black, all fans saw a bloody head shaking in the camera, and then, the screen went black.

There was a fryer in the room, what happened?Is that real blood?The strands of hair are all stuck together.

Are big oranges dangerous?Mrs. Mrs. has cheated on the corpse in the mortuary! ! !

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These four words are extremely appropriate when applied to Bai Tong. He has to spend more money on stitches for a matter that has already been settled with 1 yuan.

Originally, he could go home at dawn, but he had to go through hospital procedures the next day when he was asked to do it at night.

After taking a nap in the morning, around noon, his good "best friend" Ms. Apple kicked open the door of Baitong's ward while carrying a basket of fruit while broadcasting live.

"What happened? Why are you still in the hospital?" Live broadcasting and sensationalism are all of Sister Apple's, and it has reached a completely sick point. She even broadcasts it when she urinates, showing how far he urinates.

After speaking to Bai Tong, he quickly pointed the phone camera at himself, scratched his head, and interacted with his fans sweetly: "I know you want to see the true face of Big Orange, but he doesn't want to nah..."

As he talked, he spun and swayed into the room, God knows how eye-catching he was all the way in.

Sister Apple's vest is Apple, and both he and Bai Tong belong to the "Fruit Paradise" family.

Because the pronunciation of apple is like "打炒", so Sister Apple calls herself "Sister Pao".

Apple looks ugly, but its makeup skills are amazing. In today's society where beauty is valued, Apple's popularity is not very good.

All good-looking people love to play with good-looking people, only Bai Tong, a severely face-blind patient, really makes friends with him, and it's like ape dung after all.

Because Baitong can't remember faces and can only remember people by some details, Sister Apple always wears apple necklaces around her neck and apple bracelets around her neck in order to accommodate Baitong who has face blindness. There are some Apple decorations on it, and a gay purple iPhone was specially customized for Baitong as the only proof for Baitong to identify him.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Bai Tong will remember him when he holds the iPhone, but Bai Tong will not be able to tell who he is in a blink of an eye without the iPhone, it is really terrible.

Seeing Apple coming in, Bai Tong originally wanted to say hello to him, but seeing that he was live broadcasting, he immediately grabbed the pillow towel and covered his face.

In his own words - he is just a joker, how can he show his true colors by showing his face in public?If you go out and be recognized by others, will you be ashamed?

Half a year ago, someone opened a king in JJ for him, and the JJ nobleman of 5 yuan a month is definitely a status symbol.

That day, Bai Tong lost his composure with excitement, and performed a strip/dress dance for the "king" alone, and the stripping/undressing was over in an instant.

It has been a year since he was instigated by Apple to live broadcast JJ, and his popularity has never been hot. That day, he was his first "king". In Apple's words, he wants to be on the ranking list and stand out. This kind of local tyrant must be kept!

So every time Baitong broadcasts live, he has to put on makeup and dress nondescriptly, no matter how weird it is.

I don't know when there was an unwritten rule in Baitong's room, but all rich men who opened the "King" for him can be full of beauty and eyes.The time is not long, 20 minutes each time, that is dry goods......

Bai Tong started the live broadcast again, this time not at midnight but in the afternoon, he and Sister Apple pretended to be a nurse and a doctor respectively, and entered someone's cousin's ward in a dignified manner.

Someone's cousin opened his head with a beer bottle, and the small-bellied Bai Tong felt uncomfortable, so he decided to team up with Sister Apple to spoof Zhao Lang and his cousin Chen Rui'er.

Before leaving, Apple blew kisses to the fans in the room with his big fiery lips, saying that he and Big Orange were going to broadcast live to spoof hospital patients and take advantage of the opportunity to see how each patient reacted.

"It's broken, I left my props in your ward." Apple slapped his head and exclaimed, and turned back without waiting for Bai Tong to speak, "You go first, I'll be right there."

"Then you hurry up." Before the voice fell, he turned around and ouched and bumped into someone, turning his back on his back, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't see it just now..."

Bai Tong has already put on makeup, drawing like a goblin, don't look at him in the video, he is very unrestrained and looks like no one cares about daring to play, but in fact he still has a sense of shame, for the sake of the show, he is hardworking Scalp with confidence.

How could his virtue be seen by others, Bai Tong half-covered his face, apologized and ran away.

Zhao Lang stood still, his eyes followed Bai Tong who was running away, he was wearing a set of solid-color business men's clothes, no wonder Bai Tong couldn't recognize him.

The two had a predestined relationship, went upstairs from the two side stairs respectively, and met again on the third floor.

The design of the stairs in the Second Courtyard is very interesting. The first floor is on both sides, and the first floor is in the middle, alternating back and forth until you reach the fifth floor, and the elevator is on the fifth floor.

Bai Tong couldn't find the ward number, stopped Zhao Lang and asked politely with his face half covered: "Hi, may I ask if the private room is on this floor or upstairs?"

Zhao Lang looked at him with a sneer, the way he strikes up a conversation is really awkward.

"Hello???"

"upstairs."

"Oh, thank you."

"No need."

Once again, Bai Tong's soles were smeared with oil, and Zhao Lang put one hand in his pocket, looking at Bai Tong's back with a hint of sarcasm in his eyes.

Apple, who took the props, found Chen Ruier's ward first. The two originally planned to go in and give someone's cousin a finger-pointing. Fortunately, someone's cousin was not there, otherwise he would have been chopped to death by someone's cousin. !

The two of them were extremely surprised that there was no one in the ward. Seeing this, Bai Tong boldly took out his mobile phone to take a picture. While walking around the ward, he commented on the underwear that was carelessly thrown on the pillow: "This is the target's underwear, navy blue. , dull! This is the bed the target slept in...covered by the quilt...wait a minute, what is this? A piece of paper...well...there are traces of drying on it..."

At this time, the room of the live broadcast had already started to boil, and people with money and no money swiped their screens to show their love. Sherlock Holmes, he is so loving, so what if he breaks the law?I just like the excitement of this taboo!

Come on big orange!The organization is optimistic about you, keep going, pat pat!

Coincidentally, Chen Ruier was discharged from the hospital today, and Zhao Lang had already picked him up. The reason why Zhao Lang went and came back was because of the navy blue underwear. It landed on a pillow in someone's hospital ward...

When he opened the door and entered, what he saw were the two "role-playing" people lying in front of his cousin's hospital bed.

Pingguo played the role of the patient, and Baitong played the role of the nurse, having a great time in front of the bed.

At this moment, Nurse Bai was holding the pair of navy blue underwear in her hand, standing in front of the hospital bed and smilingly said to the patient lying on the bed: "Excuse me, are these your underwear, patient?"

"Miss Nurse, those are my underwear, can you help me put them on?"

"No problem, the patient is God, come on, lift your leg..."

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