revenge love

Kang Bingzhu sat upright.Sitting opposite him are his parents.It has been a long time since he faced his parents so nervously. He grabbed his knees with his hands, wondering if he should kneel when he had to, and forgot to speak for a while.

After some observations, Kang Xingui started the topic seriously: "As the saying goes, a weasel pays New Year greetings to a rooster, and it is uneasy and kind. You must have something to do, so tell me."

Suspected Kang Bingzhu was speechless: "Dad, don't say that about me. You call me a weasel. As parents, what are you?"

"We are chickens."

"That's unscientific. The weasel is the weasel species of the animal kingdom Chordate, the phylum Vertebrate, the subphylum Mammalia, the subclass Carnivora, the weasel family, the genus weasel, and the chicken is the species of the weasel, the chicken, the phylum Vertebrate, the subphylum Aves, the subclass Aves the chicken-shaped Phasianidae, chickens cannot give birth to weasels."

"We picked you up." Kang Xingui said.

Mrs. Kang stared dissatisfiedly at such a speech, "What are you talking about with our son!" She lightly reprimanded her husband and turned to Kang Bingzhu with a sincere face, "It is true that your father cannot guarantee that you are his own, but I can guarantee that you are definitely my own."

...Are you really not afraid of divorce when you talk like this?

Even knowing his parents' speaking style, Kang Bingzhu didn't dare to say anything at the moment.

On the contrary, Kang Xin hated his wife with the same expression: "I picked your mother up."

"You still paid for the phone bill!"

"Then you have to charge 1000 yuan, I'm that valuable."

look at yourselves!Kang Bingzhu scolded in his heart: You are the ones who show affection all the time, forcing me to leave home and live outside by myself. Now I go home to see you, and you don’t care if I lose weight or fall in love. Just know where to show!

Who can't show off!

"Mom and Dad! I want to fall in love!" Kang Bingzhu shouted loudly in a tone like playing "Slam Dunk".

Kang's father and Kang's mother were silent together, and then turned their heads to observe their son with unfathomable eyes.

"What are you looking at?" Kang Bingzhu lost all momentum.

"Tell me first, why do you have such an idea?" Kang Xingui asked calmly.

Kang Bingzhu spoke softly, almost shyly: "Do you still remember Han Jia?"

The Kangs and his wife looked at each other tacitly, sparks could sparkle in the cartoon.

Kang Xingui said, "It's a blessing, not a curse."

Mrs. Kang said, "It's a disaster that can't be avoided."

Kang Bingzhu looked at his parents in a daze. "Did you really pick me up? Why can't I understand your brain circuits at all?"

There was another eye contact, and then Mrs. Kang was selected to speak: "Did you meet Han Jia again?"

Kang Bingzhu nodded: "Yes."

Mrs. Kang then asked, "Do you want to fall in love with him?"

"……Yes."

Kang Bingzhu was very strange.He was thinking about whether to kneel down and ask his parents for approval at this time, but the couple didn't look shocked at all, and didn't even show the slightest expression of surprise.

"Aren't you surprised that your son likes men?"

"We were surprised." Kang Xingui replied.

Kang Bingzhu didn't quite believe it.No matter how fast you are surprised, can my eyes be too late to see?It's not that you can be surprised thirty times a second, which cannot be caught by the naked eye.

"We were surprised ten years ago." Mrs. Kang continued Kang Xingui's words.

"Ten years ago?" Kang Bingzhu was stunned, wondering if he was so stupid, could he be so precocious?Actually developed the advanced idea of ​​homosexuality at the age of 15?

Mrs. Kang glanced at him and said, "You were desperate to find Xiao Han. Could we not notice? Do you think we really can't find him? I said that on purpose because I didn't want you to go astray."

Kang Bingzhu thought for a long time, but couldn't figure it out, "What did I think at the time, I really thought you couldn't find Han Jia?" He thought for a while, and suddenly, he noticed another very terrible thing——

"So, you don't agree with me and Han Jia?" He asked, and got up to kneel like a tiger landing.Before she had time to act, Madam Kang sighed and said, "Actually, we regretted it a long time ago."

Standing upright, Kang Bingzhu made bold assumptions and carefully verified: "Do you regret beating mandarin ducks with sticks at that time?"

Kang Xingui said: "What's the use of memorizing the animal family? Can't you tell the difference between male and female? You and Xiao Han are mandarin ducks and mandarin ducks."

Kang Bingzhu was waiting for the result of the trial, he did not expect that he would get such advice.

"...Is this the time to worry about such details?"

Mrs. Kang finally showed great maternal love. She said frankly: "Actually, you didn't even look at those girls for so many years. I discussed it with your father secretly. In short, it is impossible for you to receive electric shock therapy, so I decided , if one day you bring a boy back, we will accept our fate."

"I'm not interested in boys either." Kang Bingzhu said instinctively.

"Yes." Mrs. Kang looked at her son with emotion, "You are only interested in Xiao Han. For him, you have changed from a scumbag to a top student. You never pay attention to other boys or girls. What an advantage, it's just chasing Xiao Han's back wholeheartedly."

... How did I never know that I was so infatuated?

Mrs. Kang, who was immersed in memories, suddenly smiled: "Actually, this is not bad. It should be God's will that you can meet again. Xiao Han is a good boy. There was one thing that I still remember. Youyou, do you still remember you?" Did you ever put a water basin on the door of your room to trick Xiao Han, but your dad was splashed with water?"

"Remember." Kang Bingzhu remembered everything about Han Jia.

"Did you quarrel with him at that time, and you said that your father or I should not be involved in the war between the two of you?"

"...how do you know?"

"Because Xiao Han reflected upon what you said, and then came to apologize to us solemnly. He admitted that he deliberately designed your father to enter your room. He told us that you pointed out that he should not bring your father into trouble. He said Although you are ignorant, he is even more ignorant than you, because at least you have earnestly followed the rules you identified, no matter whether those rules are too childish or not, but you have your 14-year-old principles." Speaking of this, Yasuo She actually choked up a little, the greatest pleasure in her life can be said to be hitting her son, but in her heart, only her son can make her so moved, "You had several tutors before, although they Never speak ill of you, but I can see that they all think you are a naughty and hopeless child. Only Xiao Han sees the light in you. He told us, 14-year-old you obey 14-year-old Principles, 20 years old you will follow 20 years old principles, at 30 years old, you will follow 30 years old principles, sooner or later, you will become an amazing person. Honestly, even I thought you were a person at that time A troublesome child, I never imagined what you will become when you grow up. However, Xiao Han made me finally realize that you have so many advantages, and I shouldn't just worry about your shortcomings. "

After listening to this long speech, Kang Bingzhu couldn't help feeling a little dazed.

What he remembered was actually another story that he didn't expect.He kept blaming Han Jia for his actions that hurt Chi Yu, but he didn't know that Han Jia had apologized, let alone that Han Jia said that he would become a great person sooner or later?

Did Han Jia really think that way?That person who always looks down on him, who always picks out a hundred mistakes in his answers, does he really think that Kang Bingzhu will become a great person?

"As a result, I haven't been able to win a Nobel Prize or anything." Kang Bingzhu said with a red face and very ashamed.

"But you have become a very gentle person, someone you can't help but like." Mrs. Kang said, "This is still when your father and I have done nothing and let you fend for yourself. At that time we decided Don't worry about you anymore, let yourself grow up slowly, and in the end, you really didn't disappoint us."

Kang Bingzhu was very moved when he was told: "I thought you and my dad abused me like a dog all day because of love, and never cared about my life. I didn't expect that you did it for such a noble reason. .”

The Kang couple glanced at each other, and sincerely said in unison: "It's mainly because your father (mother) and I love each other so we don't have time to take care of you."

"... Tell me honestly, did you just charge one dollar and you were sent to me?"

"Don't talk nonsense, you are worth 20 yuan anyway."

Kang Bingzhu resolutely gave up his infatuated delusion of getting love from his parents.Anyway, now he can only care about one thing——

"So, you don't object to me dating Han Jia? What I mean is that I will stay with him for the rest of my life, and I will never marry a woman or have any children of my own." He asked solemnly.

Kang Xingui expressed doubts: "Do you think that if you don't associate with Xiao Han, you will marry a woman and have your own children?"

Kang Bingzhu thought for a while, and had to nod in agreement: "I will either be with Han Jia in my life, or I will be alone for the rest of my life."

Kang Xingui looked at him with disgust: "What are you doing in front of me and your mother? Do something practical and bring Xiao Han home for dinner another day."

Kang Bingzhu shrugged and lowered his head for this proposal: "Then, let me catch up to him first."

The Kang couple were very surprised. They didn't believe that they could give birth to such a stupid child, and they couldn't help but think about whether they had paid for their phone bills before. "You have a showdown with us before you catch up with anyone? What if we are not such enlightened parents, maybe we will break your leg, and you are willing to break your leg before you even have a sign?"

Kang Bingzhu said righteously: "I can't let Han Jia have to face the pressure from you with me after finally agreeing to be with me. Of course, I have to settle this kind of thing first, but then I can rest assured to chase him."

"Then what if you can't catch up?" Kang Xingui asked sharply.

Kang Bingzhu glared at the person who said such horrible words, "If you can't catch up," he replied vigorously without thinking, "then continue to chase!"