revenge love

Kang Bingzhu didn't know what the process of a serious date was like, so he didn't know that the URL Shao Yunting gave actually introduced how to turn a date into a hookup.At dinner, he specially opened a bottle of wine, and then talked about his rich night life at the table.

"...My buddies and I like to go to a bar called 'Night Street'. There are free female customers every Wednesday night, so there are especially many male customers every Wednesday. Of course, there are still many beautiful women. There was once a Spanish beauty who invited I drank, and I took the opportunity to learn a word or two of Spanish. Dón de está el bao, what do you think it means?"

Contrary to Kang Bingzhu who worked hard to liven up the atmosphere at the table, Han Jia kept his head down and poured red wine with a cold face.According to the strategy, Kang Bingzhu had to let Han Jia add to his topic. For this reason, he pestered him endlessly: "Guess, I won't punish you for copying if you guess wrong."

Han Jia looked up at him, and suddenly said, "Where is the toilet?"

Kang Bingzhu was shocked.

"—Can you guess right?"

Han Jia's expression softened slightly, with a hint of nostalgia: "Back then you knew I was learning German, and you wanted to learn it even though you were arguing about it. The first thing you asked me was where is the toilet."

Kang Bingzhu mocked himself: "I just like going to the toilet that much."

Han Jia glanced at him helplessly: "You drank too much."

Kang Bingzhu has a good capacity for alcohol, he is a little excited at most, but if he really wants to get drunk, he has to drink at least two more bottles. "I'm not drunk. If you don't believe me, we can play counting to seven. I've never lost counting to seven in Ye Dao."

Han Jia suddenly put on a straight face, "Then I'm drunk." He said coldly, pouring a whole glass of red wine into his mouth while talking, and stood up immediately after drinking, "I want to go back."

"Then just wait a moment, and I'll find a driver to take you back when I finish paying the bill."

Han Jia flatly refused: "I don't need you to send me, I'm not a Spanish beauty."

Kang Bingzhu couldn't figure out where the Spanish beauty came from, but at least he could tell that Han Jia really drank too much.Han Jia's expressionless face that looked like an iceberg beauty was very deceptive, and it made Kang Bingzhu realize that the other party must have been drunk for a long time.

"Why don't you give me a ride? I drank too much and I can't go home by myself." Kang Bingzhu coaxed.

No matter how high an IQ a drunk person usually has, it doesn't matter at this time.Han Jia pondered for a long time but failed to understand the flaw in Kang Bingzhu's words, which made him reluctantly nodded: "I'll take you back."

Kang Bingzhu hurriedly recruited the waiter to pay the bill.

During the whole process, Han Jia stared suspiciously at Kang Bingzhu for a long time, and finally, he remembered him. "Say it's my treat."

Kang Bingzhu had already swiped his card and signed. At this time, he handed the receipt to Han Jia. "Forgot? You paid the bill. Come, take the receipt."

Han Jiaxin took the receipt thinking it was real, and then suddenly remembered: "Let's go to open a ticket, and we can scratch the prize."

Han Jia's expression was very serious, and he was looking forward to it, which made Kang Bingzhu nod instinctively, and said to the waiter beside him, "Trouble us."

□□ was fetched soon.Han Jia immediately accepted the first scratch award.His nails are quite useful, but his eyes are not good. After looking at it for a long time, he doesn't know what he is seeing.

"Let me help you see it?" Kang Bingzhu suggested.Hearing this, Han Jia immediately handed the gun to Kang Bingzhu, and looked at the latter with bright eyes full of hope without blinking.

and so--

Facing the words "Thank you", Kang Bingzhu said happily: "You have won 50 yuan!"

"Really?" Han Jiaxin laughed happily. "I've never had good luck in my life. I never thought I'd win a lottery!" As he spoke, he solemnly took it with both hands, and then handed it to the waiter beside him, "Trouble Redeem my prize."

Kang Bingzhu thought about where he could quickly scrape together a 50 yuan, but he never brought cash, and he didn't use Alipay either. Because of the 5 yuan red envelope sent to his WeChat wallet, he now only has 1 yuan and 2 yuan left, and he can't just send it to the waiter directly. A gold card and ask people to give 50 yuan, right?In the end, I had to blushed and took off the watch, and whispered to the waiter in extreme embarrassment: "You can deposit the watch here, and lend me 50 yuan, okay?"

The waiter was probably surnamed Lei, and he generously pushed back Kang Bingzhu's watch, "You don't need to mortgage the watch, just come back when it's convenient for you, guest." He pretended to redeem the prize, and when sending Kang Bingzhu and Han Jia away Secretly praised Kang Bingzhu, "I give you a thumbs up."

Kang Bingzhu couldn't figure out what he had done to make people like him. He was full of gratitude and tried to remember the number on the waiter's nameplate, planning to send a pennant to the waiter back.

When the two walked out of the restaurant, the driver Kang Bingzhu was looking for had arrived. It took Kang Bingzhu a lot of effort to get Han Jia to hand over the car keys. After that, the two sat in Han Jia's car and left the restaurant together.

Han Jia, who started sleeping as soon as he got in the car, leaned on Kang Bingzhu's shoulder familiarly, and Kang Bingzhu skillfully reported Han Jia's address - when he read his resume, he memorized this address specially, and he wrote it down several times. all over.

When Kang Bingzhu helped Han Jia finally walk into the latter's house, the latter seemed to be a little more sober.

"Don't turn on the lights, please help me pull up all the curtains, I have something to show you." Han Jia explained to Kang Bingzhu in this way, and at the same time, locked the door very carefully.

Kang Bingzhu felt that his heart attack could be frightened by Han Jia. He tried to stay calm and walked slowly to close the curtains in the living room, thinking that you had better not show me your luminous watch.

The room was quickly plunged into darkness.Han Jia walked to the TV cabinet mysteriously, and said in a mysterious way, "This is something you've been wanting to watch since ten years ago." Saying that, he took out an obviously non-genuine audio-visual CD from the DVD rack.

Kang Bingzhu, who couldn't figure out the direction of reality, let Han Jiala sit down on the sofa by himself.On the TV screen, a film and television work directly enters the plot without a title.

In this film and television work, I saw a beautifully dressed woman with extremely revealing clothes open the door and walk into a simple room. There was a man sitting on the sofa in the room. The woman stepped forward and directly on the man's lap Sit down and say, "Brother Zhang, why are you free to come and see me?"

Kang Bingzhu finally couldn't help asking: "What is this?"

"You were angry with me when I confiscated your CD, did you forget?"

Kang Bingzhu suddenly remembered——

Little Dirty!

On the TV, the woman has already started making sweet sex noises.The plot of this film and television work is so fast, it only took 2 minutes, and the hero and heroine have already fallen on the bed together.

The audience Kang Bingzhu's face turned red.

He didn't like this kind of thing in the first place!At that time, it was only to fight against Han Jia that he started the big battle of peeking at the little porn... When he did that, why didn't he realize that he was naive?Today's Kang Bingzhu couldn't help but think suspiciously.

At this moment, Han Jia suddenly sat on his lap.

"Brother Zhang, why are you free to come and see me?" Han Jia said to Kang Bingzhu, imitating the tone of the heroine.

Kang Bingzhu felt that the whole world was bad.

He stared dumbfounded at the person on his lap. His face was so hot that he could make steel. In a blank space, he opened his mouth in a daze and said, "My surname is Kang. You have to call me Brother Kang."

Han Jia immediately shouted obediently: "Brother Kang."

Kang Bingzhu had a big event.

He, Shi Geng.

He's not an idiot, he didn't do well in biology, and he knows what's going on.

Similar situations had happened several times before. When he woke up in the morning, the situation was not good, and he had to solve it with his hands—but this time, he did it just because Han Jia called him "Brother Kang"?

"You finally came to see me, let's not waste time?" Han Jia continued to read the heroine's lines on the TV screen. What's more, he also imitated the heroine's movements, lowering his head and sticking out his tongue to lick Kang Bingzhu mouth.

No no no absolutely no!

Kang Bingzhu thought desperately, Han Jia was drunk, he didn't know what he was doing, so absolutely not!

... But, he was also drunk!

Yes, he must be drunk!Otherwise, how to explain the situation that he couldn't stand up no matter how hard he tried?

...How can he explain his body suddenly moving by itself...

Kang Bingzhu, who had never learned how to kiss, suddenly pressed Han Jiafan under his body and gnawed him back.

After a stumbling kiss, the two stumbled onto the bed.

On TV, the heroine's voice was particularly high-pitched, and she played a particularly good role model for Han Jia, who was dedicated to imitating.Kang Bingzhu has no specific concept about what to do next and how to do it, but this kind of thing is like swimming. It is difficult for you to tell others how to learn how to master the essentials of movement in words, but——

You yourself know exactly where you should kiss, what you should seek, and how you should use to appease the other person's and your own most urgent and selfless desires.

——How should I hold on to the treasure that I never want to let go of in my life...