Don't use fake photos in online dating

The green parrot talks human.

"You came as promised, Dazai-san."

Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, and leaned against the wall in a leisurely posture: "After all, I was invited so warmly~"

His eyes turned into crescents, and his eyes fell on the parrot on the railing in front, "Speaking of which, I can get here smoothly, thanks for your help."

There was no change in expression on the parrot's face, and no emotional ups and downs in the voice coming out of the parrot's mouth.

"It's just a little effort, I also want to meet someone who can write such perfect code."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows noncommittally: "But this is not the way to treat friends."

"Indeed, a little bit of a faux pas."

Bishui, who talked to Osamu Dazai through the clan Kotosaka, spoke calmly, as if he was facing a friend who came from afar.

"Please forgive me, it's not convenient for me to go out and meet you right now."

The parrot spread its wings and floated into the air.

"But I welcome you to come and chat with me, if you don't mind."

Osamu Dazai took a few steps forward with his smile unchanged.

"Of course it is, with great pleasure."

The extra pause in the middle seems to have been expected for a long time.

Regarding Dazai Osamu's so-called meeting with netizens, Kawasaki Haruka quickly gave up thinking after a short moment of silence. She has never been able to understand his various meanings, anyway, no matter how much she thinks, she can't think of any reason.

In terms of IQ, this kind of hard-core equipment can't catch up.

Thinking about it carefully, the other party seemed to have said nothing except gagging this time, but Kawasaki Haruka didn't believe that Osamu Dazai really didn't find anything.

The other party's purpose today was probably just to reassure her, that's why he came here on purpose.

Unwilling, but also helpless.

... Forget it, since she doesn't want to say it, it's probably something she can't participate in, and forcibly intervening will cause trouble for the other party.

What I can do now is probably to pay more attention to Duo Liang's schedule, in case the other party has any accidents when I don't know.

Kawasaki Haruka sat in the dessert shop for a while, finished eating the small cakes she ordered before, and was about to leave, but before she could leave the shop, she received a new message from her boyfriend on her mobile phone.

[Nakahara Chuya: I'm in town, are you home? ]

……

Kawasaki Haruka originally thought that according to her boyfriend's usual workload, it would take at least half a month for the two to meet again, but they didn't expect that the time interval was so short this time, and the other party came directly, which was a surprise.

"Ch————!"

As soon as they met, the little girl rushed towards him, using her momentum to rush into his arms coquettishly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also firmly caught the other's soft body, and rubbed the smooth and soft long hair: "Why are you like a child?"

"If I'm a kid, you're a kid too."

The brown-haired girl backed away slightly, and his image was reflected in her smiling eyes, "Did Chu also forget that we are actually the same age?"

"I can't talk to you." Zhong Yuanzhong also took the initiative to admit defeat, and he didn't mind letting his girlfriend have the upper hand in the bickering.

When facing the person he likes, he just thinks that no matter what the other person says, he looks very cute, and the occasional wayward playfulness is also beautified as a cat rolling around begging for attention. If it is not really impossible, he even wants to carry the other person in his pocket every day. with.

Kawasaki Haruka approached him eagerly: "Why are you free today?"

Nakahara Chuya: "The important part has been solved, and the rest is not in a hurry."

In fact, I worked overtime for several days before I could spare time.

He really cared about his girlfriend's abnormal behavior in the last video, and felt that he had to come to see her no matter what, otherwise he couldn't rest assured at all.

"Really? How long will you stay this time?"

"I'm going back tonight."

Hearing the boy's reply, Haruka Kawasaki stared at him and frowned slightly without saying a word.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also stared at a little uncomfortable: "What's wrong?"

"Although I know you'd love to see me—"

The girl dragged her tone, and stretched out her finger to point at the other person's eyes, "But if I try too hard, I will feel bad...the dark circles under my eyes will come out."

Then her cheek was caressed by the other party with one hand, and the touch of the leather glove slowly passed through the bottom of her eyes,

About two seconds later, the other party's sighing voice rang in her ears.

"Before you said that...you didn't do it yourself."

Kawasaki Haruka shook her lower lip, feeling the urge to cry.

There are so many good things in my heart all the time, and it is difficult to move away.

Enthusiasm smeared in her eyes, and she retracted it restrainedly. She raised the corners of her mouth and smiled as usual.

"Since we're leaving at night, let's not waste time! Is there anything you want to go?"

Central Plains pinched the little girl's cheeks, not lightly or lightly, as a small punishment, but did not force her.

"I'm not familiar with this place, you decide."

Kawasaki Haruka thought for a while.

"Anna's birthday is coming soon, I want to choose a gift for her, will you accompany me?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded indifferently, and then asked: "What do you plan to buy?"

The girl showed a distressed expression.

"I haven't figured it out yet, do you have any suggestions?"

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know much about gift giving either, so he recalled the information about the barking dancer named Anna.

Seems like a loli under the age of 12?

So unconsciously, he substituted the leader's ability "Alice" in his mind.

He hesitated and suggested, "How about a foreign dress?"

The reason why Zhong Yuanzhong can remember the other party's age so clearly... This is also thanks to the small hobby of the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters. The intelligence department sent many photos of Kushina Anna for the purpose of collecting intelligence.

As for what the leader is used for...it doesn't need everyone to think about it.

The Central Plains also rejoiced countless times that the intelligence department of the Hong Kong gangsters had cleaned up everything. Otherwise, with the release of the photo of the loli, the Hong Kong gangsters would have to fight with Barbara to death.

Kawasaki Haruka naturally didn't know that her loli had been coveted by a lolita for a long time, and she was still struggling with Anna's birthday present.

She thought about her boyfriend's suggestion, and then quickly dismissed it.

"I've already given away a small skirt this year, and it doesn't feel new to give it again..."

"Then let's go shopping and choose."

Before they knew it, the two of them had already walked to Chuya Zhongya's car.

He helped open the car door, and after the girl got in, he turned around and sat in the driver's seat from the other direction.

Haruka Kawasaki fastened his seat belt, and said in a regretful tone, "Why don't you start the car, Chuya?"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also started the car, and took a moment to glance at her: "Do you like that?"

A malicious smile appeared on the girl's face.

"I don't like motorcycles, I like the feeling of sitting on the back of the motorcycle and hugging you."

The orange-haired boy froze, remembering something, and his voice became inexplicably erratic: "Then... I'll drive here next time."

Kawasaki Haruka still looked at him with a smile: "Let's drive the red one, the one that was used as a prop for me."

"When I was taking pictures, I thought you must be handsome sitting on it in this color!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head to look at her, showing a conniving expression: "When you are working, are you thinking about this kind of thing?"

Then the head was pushed back by the little girl.

"Drive well."

After the reminder, Kawasaki Haruka continued the conversation just now, with a somewhat embarrassed tone, "I performed super well in that shoot, because I didn't want to lose face in front of you."

Following this topic, Zhong Yuanzhong also naturally remembered what happened afterwards.

The little girl called someone else's name and confessed to herself...

...it makes me sad to think about it.

"Will that guy come to harass you now?"

"That rascal?"

"That bastard Dazai."

Kawasaki Haruka was blank for a while, but didn't pick up the words right away.

Oops, if I tell Chuya that I met Osamu Dazai just now...

The subtle jam of his girlfriend caught Chuya Nakahara's attention, and he immediately became vigilant: "He's looking for you?"

After being chased by so many organizations, that mackerel still has time to make trouble? !

After thinking about it, Kawasaki Haruka decided to speak out honestly.

"Actually, I need his help with something..."

The car braked to a sudden stop.

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned and turned to look at the girl: "What's going on?"

My girlfriend didn't come to find me when I was in trouble, and even went to find my deadly enemy...

Although he trusted her very much, he still inevitably felt anxious in his heart.

Kawasaki Haruka hesitated for a moment, and said in as concise and euphemistic a sentence as possible: "I really want to tell you, but..."

Before the girl could finish speaking, Zhong Yuanzhong interrupted: "I see."

He restarted the car, and he did not forget to remind, "But you can't believe everything Dazai says, remember to be careful."

Kawasaki Haruka was slightly taken aback: "Ah, good."

Sensing the little girl's stunned appearance, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at her helplessly, without showing any expression of dissatisfaction.

"What kind of expression is this? In your heart, am I the kind of unreasonable person?"

After a while, he added a rhetorical question, "If it wasn't because there was nothing you could do, you wouldn't have gone to Dazai, would you?"

Kawasaki Haruka was silent for a moment, then suddenly said: "Chuya, you are so nice that I want to marry you."

The next moment, the car suddenly swayed violently to one side, and Zhongyuan Zhong also manipulated his ability to forcefully move it back to its original position.

Kawasaki Haruka's startled heart hadn't completely recovered before she heard the orange-haired boy next to him stammering in an almost pitch-shifted voice.

"W-Is this too fast? And I'm not ready yet... But if you really want to, I'm fine... But, have you really thought about it?"

Zhongya Nakahara clenched the steering wheel with both hands, he stopped the car again, and turned his head to stare at the surprised brown-haired girl seriously.

"If you get married, you can't go back on your word. I won't let you go."

Haruka Kawasaki originally sighed casually, but he didn't expect his boyfriend to react so strongly. This series of words was solemn and serious, as if he was going to take himself to fill in the marriage section next.

So under such an atmosphere, the girl unconsciously paid attention to it, and she thought about it seriously for about half a minute.

The two have not been dating for a long time, and she has not thought of such a long-term marriage as yet, but...

"I think……"

Under Zhongyuan Zhongye's nervous gaze, the girl spoke slowly word by word.

"If it was Chuya, I would be willing to put on a wedding dress for you."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He felt like his heart stopped beating.

Then the little girl continued: "But at least I have to wait until I graduate, right? Brother Izumo and the others will definitely not agree if it's too early."

Nakahara Chuya: "...that's it."

How long does it take for your girlfriend to graduate?

Oh, and one more year.

long time.