Don't use fake photos in online dating

Nakahara Chuya doesn't want to see Osamu Dazai very much recently.

No, to be precise, he doesn't want to see Osamu Dazai every day, but recently this emotion has been magnified infinitely.

Osamu Dazai has been really sick for the past few days, and he is still very sick.

"Really? That sounds really interesting."

The person whose illness was confirmed by Zhongya Zhongyuan was answering the phone. He listened quietly to the voice of the girl on the other end of the phone, and even chuckled just right in the middle.

The laughter was short but clear, without any deliberate meaning at all.

"I'm so envious, I also want to hang out with Yao."

"Huh? Isn't that bad?"

"It's a good thing you're fine."

"No way... A Yao, I will be very worried if you do this."

Dazai Osamu's use of the voice full of affection is amazing.

As soon as I hear it, I know that I usually talk to girls a lot.

However, these are whispers of devils with malicious intentions in the ears of the Central Plains.

He got goosebumps all over beside him, and at the same time couldn't help but began to sympathize with the unknown girl whose feelings were deceived by the crumbs of the world.

This is the bad luck of several lifetimes to be entangled with this kind of garbage.

He glanced at the time and found that the call had been going on for almost 10 minutes.

……

If this continues, Osamu Dazai will go crazy if he is not crazy.

Zhong Yuanzhong also tapped the table three times rhythmically.

Osamu Dazai turned to look at him with doubts.

Zhongyuanzhong also made the mouth shape of "enough is enough".

Osamu Dazai turned back and continued talking: "No, I just met a dog blocking the way, Yao, you continue to talk."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

If it weren't for his self-cultivation, he would jump up and tear Dazai Osamu right now!

It wasn't until Chuya Nakahara's office came to report to his subordinates that Osamu Dazai finally hung up the phone.

He glanced at the call time.

Thirteen minutes and 24 seconds.

is the current highest record.

Osamu Dazai always thought that Kawasaki Haruka was just an ordinary high school student, a bit stupid, easy to trust others, and a love brain, nothing special at all.The correspondence with her for so long was just to pass the boring time at first.

However, I don't know when...he has captured other things worthy of attention from Haruka Kawasaki.

Obviously a silly white sweet who would foolishly send photo calls to netizens.

This is really interesting.

Osamu Dazai thought.

……

After his subordinates left, Chuya Nakahara immediately yelled at Osamu Dazai: "Did you jump into the river and your brain got flooded?"

Is it necessary to run in front of him as soon as you make a phone call?

Osamu Dazai looked over with an expression of "you are really ignorant": "Chuya, you will be kicked by the donkey for disturbing other people's relationship."

He is very persistent in sticking to his personality of "falling in love and unable to extricate himself".

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath and swallowed the countless curse words.After suffering a long period of mental attack, he barely maintained his precarious sanity: "Is there anything wrong with that girl?"

This was the only thing he could think of from Dazai Osamu's series of weird behaviors.

He couldn't believe the nonsense that this green mackerel was talking about.

Osamu Dazai falls in love.

Ha, what a joke of the century.

And those conversations were too fake, he wanted to vomit if they were fake.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya looked at each other, and their expressions suddenly became serious.

Seeing the other party's expression, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help restraining his mood.

Is this a serious problem?

Unconsciously, he began to recall the words Dazai had said on the phone before, trying to find some doubts worthy of further investigation.

Osamu Dazai gave Nakahara Chuya time to think, and after about half a minute, the expression of the black-haired boy changed, and he raised a smile that deserved a beating.

It was a familiar and common smile in the Central Plains, which could ignite his anger in an instant.

"I just think it's funny how you have to endure every day." Dazai Osamu touched his chin and smiled happily, "You can be happy for a whole day after being tortured for an hour!"

"Falling in love" while playing with Zhong Ye.

Double joy.

Zhongyuan Zhong also endured, but did not hold back.

So he suddenly burst into a rage: "I'll fuck you XXX!!"

Kawasaki Haruka was crushed by Suzuki Sonoko and Mao Lilan to the Polo Coffee Shop downstairs of the Maori Detective Agency.

The two of them felt that the little sister had been getting more and more deeply involved in the "online dating scam" recently, so they found an excellent "famous detective" to wash her brains.

The original detective candidate was Mao Lilan's father, but "Sleeping Kogoro" didn't want to care about such trivial matters—it might be because he didn't entrust Jin, but he expressed no interest in it.

Therefore, Mao Lilan can only settle for the next best thing.

Edogawa Conan who was given the second best: ...

What's all this mess?Now he has been reduced to the point of being a relationship consultant for his former classmates?

The former high school student detective Kudo Shinichi and the current elementary school student Edogawa Conan are now sitting between three female high school students and are forced to discuss the dangers of online dating with them.

Conan: "..."

His heart was bewildered and broken.

However, although in the eyes of the three blooming girls, Conan is actually just a make-up, but as a commissioned detective, he still has a sense of responsibility.

Kawasaki Haruka is also his friend, so she can't really let the little girl be cheated.

Seeing that the direction of the conversation among the three became more and more strange, Edogawa Conan quickly interjected in a soft and childish voice: "That, that, Haruka... Sister, do you know the name of the other party? We can let Ah Dr. Li will help you check the information, first to see if he has any black history."

Suzuki Sonoko patted Conan on the back of the head, and praised: "You little brat has a pretty bright mind!"

Conan who was almost taken off his seat: "..."

Hey, isn't this something you can easily think of?

Kawasaki Haruka hesitated a little: "Secretly check on people...isn't that good?"

Conan persuaded: "Just take a look at the public news on the Internet. If there is no problem, sister Xiaolan and the others will feel relieved, right?"

Kawasaki Haruka was a little moved.

As the daughter of a famous detective, Mao Lilan made a decisive decision. She clenched her fists and said in support: "Okay, then I will ask Dad to help me investigate!"

Thinking that this small commission will be resolved soon, Edogawa Conan heaved a sigh of relief, then took out his mobile phone to open the communication interface with Dr. Ali, and asked while typing on the keyboard: "Sister Haruka, what is the name of the other party?" What?"

Kawasaki Haruka turned his head to look at him, with a slight smile on his face: "Well, it's Osamu Dazai."

Amuro Toru, who was passing by with a tray, looked over suddenly, and the shock in his eyes was undoubtedly revealed at this moment.

and many more!

Osamu Dazai?The Yokohama port black one? !

The author has something to say: Conan: I am so difficult.

Bourbon: What did I hear? !

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