Don't use fake photos in online dating

Osamu Dazai was sitting in the car back to Yokohama.

During the day, he was still pretending to be a patient in front of Kawasaki Haruka, and now the girl sent him a message. This experience of playing two roles by one person made Osamu Dazai refreshed.

[Kawasaki Haruka: Mr. Dazai!You can never imagine what happened to me today! ]

[Osamu Dazai: Oh?What happened to Yao? ]

The news popped up three times in a row like a cannonball on the opposite side.

[Kawasaki Haruka: First there was an explosion on the street! ]

[Kawasaki Haruka: Then a fan asked me for an autograph! ! ]

[Kawasaki Haruka: When I got home, I found out that fans even gave me gifts! ! ! ]

Osamu Dazai was overjoyed on the spot.

A Yao is simply his source of happiness.

After this row, it can be seen that Kawasaki Haruka put an exclamation mark according to the shock of the incident. As a result, the explosion that should have been the most serious was ranked at the bottom without dignity.

Whether she was intentional or unintentional, she made Osamu Dazai, who is a "fan", very happy.

The Kohei subordinate who peeked at the change in Dazai Osamu's expression from the rearview mirror of the car felt relieved immediately, and unconsciously soothed the tense nerves.

I'm coming!It must be the legendary lady!

As Mr. Dazai's exclusive driver, he has been living in dire straits.

You know, sharing a car with Mr. Dazai like this...it really shortens your life!

Because Mr. Dazai likes to play dead when he is bored, and he is most likely to be bored when he is sitting in the car, which causes him to worry about his own life... and Mr. Dazai's life while driving.

——Jumped off the car halfway, or got off the car and jumped into the river, and drove him off the car halfway, and then drove back by himself, and finally disappeared for several days. This kind of thing has happened to Mr. Dazai more than once.

But since Mr. Dazai started dating online, this kind of situation has improved a lot, and even the frequency of jumping into the river has gradually decreased! (Probably because jumping into the river is easy to lose the phone)

In order to return to Yokohama smoothly and safely, he sincerely hoped that the unknown lady could have a longer chat with Mr. Dazai.

Haruka Kawasaki typed and posted paragraph by paragraph. She wanted to describe everything as briefly and specifically as possible. This was not asking for attention, but simply wanting to share.

Mr. Dazai seldom talks about himself. Although he is usually considerate and gentle, he always feels that he is just standing there and looking at him from a distance, without taking a step forward.

But Kawasaki Haruka can also understand, after all, on the Internet, anyone can say hello, and it will be difficult to take one step closer.

Therefore, in order to shorten the distance between the two parties, Kawasaki Haruka often actively shared various events around him with him.

I had only written the third paragraph of the short essay, and the other party called me in one call.

She picked it up.

"Mr. Dazai?"

Dazai Osamu's voice was extremely gentle: "Seeing that you are typing so hard, isn't it more convenient to call?"

"Too……"

Kawasaki Haruka responded, a little happy in his heart, and was about to continue the topic just now, but got stuck for some reason.

After thinking about it for a while, I didn't remember it.

"...Where did you just say?"

The silence lasted for a while.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help it, and burst out laughing: "Yao, why are you so...cute every time?"

...the pause in the middle is suspicious.

Kawasaki Haruka thought that Mr. Dazai might have replaced some bad words with the beautified "cute", so he couldn't help raising his voice angrily: "Mr. Dazai, it's all because you called suddenly and interrupted my train of thought!"

"Then I hang up the phone now?"

He deliberately used a sarcastic tone.

"..."

The girl choked and was speechless.

Every time he chats with Mr. Dazai, Haruka Kawasaki feels that his brain is not enough. This may be the so-called crushing of IQ.

She didn't want to hang up the phone, and she didn't want to continue being teased, so she changed her voice and said with a feigned seriousness: "Mr. Dazai, I think you have changed."

This accusation is serious, and its severity is close to the level of "who do you save when your mother and I fall into the water".

Osamu Dazai immediately stopped smiling, and asked cooperatively, "Where have I changed?"

The girl let out a long sigh: "You have become childish."

Osamu Dazai said frankly: "People in love are always naive."

The tone was natural, as if he hadn't noticed what a shocking language bomb he had dropped.

"..."

Kawasaki Haruka was speechless again.

Love, love? ?

What love?With whom?How did you fall in love?

Osamu Dazai smiled softly, with a tone of pampering that he didn't know the truth of, and even deliberately reminded: "Ayao, why don't you talk?"

He deliberately lowered his voice to say this sentence, and the power increased several times.

The gangster subordinate who was driving the car was so excited that he almost used the accelerator as the brake. He felt that he knew some terrible news.

To put it bluntly, "Mr. Dazai is in an online relationship" is all secretly guessed by the bottom, and everyone only dares to discuss it as gossip in a small range, and dare not take it seriously.

but!He just heard the official announcement!

It's definitely official!

Kawasaki Haruka on the other side was completely shocked, not knowing how to react.

She once again realized how profound Mr. Dazai's attainments in language arts are, anyway, she is definitely not something that a scumbag like her can provoke.

Let you pretend!Can't get off the stage now!

Haruka Kawasaki stuttered: "Ah...ah?"

Her small brain with limited capacity really couldn't guess the meaning of Mr. Dazai's words.

Is this a cryptic confession?Or just to tease her?

Osamu Dazai didn't mean to make it clear, just let the little girl think about it, and after a while, he started an abrupt topic: "Let's play a quick question-and-answer game."

Kawasaki Haruka's voice was very soft: "Okay."

Bringing a loss that I didn't even realize.

Osamu Dazai heard it, but ignored it casually. He switched the mobile phone to the other ear, and said with great interest: "We ask each other questions, and we have to answer honestly within two seconds, otherwise we will be like cats." Call."

"cat meow?"

Isn't the general punishment just like a dog barking?

"cat meow."

The other party is very persistent.

"Row!"

If the cat meows, just meow, it’s a little bit cuter.

For Mr. Dazai's "meow", she will work hard!

"I'm going to ask a question, Ah Yao, get ready."

"I'm ready!" After thinking for a while, Kawasaki Haruka hurriedly fought for the chance of winning for himself, "Mr. Dazai, you can't ask questions beyond my ability!"

Dazai Osamu's voice was tolerant: "Don't worry, it's the simplest, even Ah Yao can answer it."

Kawasaki Haruka flattened her mouth: "Am I stupid?"

Osamu Dazai confirmed: "Well, silly."

Haruka Kawasaki: "!!!"

Osamu Dazai: "So cute."

"..." Haruka Kawasaki felt that he was offended, and he added silly in front of cute, so he couldn't be happy.

Osamu Dazai smiled again on the other end of the phone, stopped before the girl made a fuss, and asked the first question: "Let's start, what time is it now?"

So simple?

Kawasaki Haruka quickly glanced at the electronic clock on the wall, and spoke extremely fast: "Nine twenty minutes and twenty seconds in the evening!"

Afraid of being caught, he was accurate to the second.

She turned over on the bed: "Ask! Is there anyone beside Mr. Dazai now!"

"Oh, are you checking posts?" Osamu Dazai looked forward and said with a smile, "Yes."

The subordinate silently straightened his sitting posture and quietly pricked up his ears.

"Does Haruka like the fans who asked you to sign today?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Kawasaki Haruka let out a "hey", but replied in time: "I like it! But it's just the kind of ordinary friends!"

Hearing the girl's impatient explanation, Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes in a good mood, and quietly did not speak.

"Why do you ask fans about it?" She chuckled a little.

Are you jealous? !

"Is this a question?" He raised his eyebrows, and calmly replied amidst the little girl's protest of "no, no," "It's just curiosity."

The girl panicked: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Osamu Dazai turned a deaf ear: "Then the next one, do you like the little gift that the fans gave you?"

The two consecutive questions were related to today's fans. Haruka Kawasaki was inexplicably nervous and answered carefully.

"I like it...but it's too precious, I feel a little uneasy if I accept it, I will return the gift if I meet him again next time." She coughed, "...is the person around Mr. Dazai male or female?"

"Hmm~" Osamu Dazai's tone turned several times, and deliberately delayed for a second, "It's a man."

Next-

He asked in a soft voice: "My face or my voice, which one does Ah Yao like?"

Haruka Kawasaki: "!!!"

Mr. Dazai is really bad, isn't this too difficult?

Face?Or sound?

Children only make choices, adults want them all.

After more than two seconds, the girl tentatively opened her mouth in a small voice: "I...you all like it, can't you?"

"No, it's not good to be too greedy."

Osamu Dazai turned his head to one side, his face blended in the darkness was indistinctly printed on the black car window that was integrated with anti-peeping and bulletproof.

"You lost, Ayao."

He seemed to be smiling, but it made people chill.

The author has something to say: Zai's mood in these chapters is really more roller coaster than a roller coaster.

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Thanks Nutrient!I will continue to work hard~

“有马papa的鸣神小天使”x35,“鸦栖沙洲”x5,“秋江花月夜”x3,“恭先生就是我的神”X2，读者“文清”X39