i just want to be a woman

Xia Xiaobai gave the president of the Imperial Hospital the highest authority in the entire Imperial Hospital, and even brought the empress to the Imperial Hospital when the empress gave birth ahead of schedule, making the white-bearded old man look big. Hearing the compliments from all his colleagues, he He knew the danger of the empress giving birth, and also knew that if the empress or the little highness in his stomach couldn't keep it, the lives of his nine clans would have to be sacrificed.

The old man took a deep breath of fresh air, and walked into the delivery room with vigor like a cloud.Although the emperor and the queen are two old men, neither of the two who should be prepared is left behind.

The eight stable women stood on the edge of the empress's bed with serious faces. The head of the imperial hospital frowned and looked at the emperor who was guarding the bedside. He was dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe stained red with blood. A down and out king.

The dean of Tai Hospital coughed heavily, and made everyone in the delivery room focus on him. Whether his current wealth and life are still unknown, and he didn't care about the courtesy of the emperor for a while, so he said bluntly : "Your majesty, please go out and don't interfere with the delivery of the empress."

Xia Xiaobai's face was gloomy, his eyes had a cold light, and with just one look, the whole room was like stagnant water, eerily quiet.

At this moment, the depressive emotions in the head of the Supreme Hospital burst out. He glared and did not back down: "Please go out, Your Majesty, and don't interfere with the delivery of your mother."

Xia Xiaobai's gloomy face turned pale.Hou Qing's stomach hurt badly, and he tugged on Xia Xiaobai's arm with white knuckles, gritted his teeth and said, "Get out!" There were drops of water falling from the eye sockets on the white plain pillow, and he promised, "Wait outside for me and you." child."

Xia Xiaobai grabbed his hand, and said tenderly: "I'll wait for you." His heart softened, and he was in great pain, his footsteps swayed lightly, and somehow he walked out of the delivery room, until he heard the door behind him 'bang' The ground was closed heavily, and he came back to his senses in a trance, and looked back suddenly, his pupils were full of panic and fear.

I have heard that when a woman gives birth to a child, she steps into the gate of hell with one foot, so what about a man who gives birth to a child?

Xia Xiaobai stared at the gate, and heard Hou Qing's painful cry from inside the gate, and stood up weakly, regretting for the first time.

"Your majesty." Bai Yun rushed to the delivery room with panicked eyes: "Where is the empress?"

He Daozi ran from behind and pulled Baiyun aside. Seeing that the emperor ignored them little people, he breathed a sigh of relief: "The empress must be in the delivery room. Don't panic, there is also the director of the imperial hospital inside! I just prepared this delivery room, just to meet the emergencies, the Empress and His Royal Highness will surely be lucky.” Putting her head close to her ear, she murmured: “Even the emperor has been kicked out, so don’t make trouble. gone."

Bai Yun glanced nervously at the closed door, then hesitantly glanced at the emperor standing in the middle of the door, his thoughts were extinguished by He Duzi's few words.She moved closer to the crack of the door, trying to see how the empress was doing through the crack, but it was pitch black inside, and the delivery room was so wrapped that even a little wind couldn't get in.

Bai Yun sat on the ground, holding the door with both hands, and looked eagerly, as if he could see the empress holding the little highness coming out just by looking a few more times.

The wind in autumn is very cool. It blows from morning to night for a whole day. Xia Xiaobai can hold on without a drop of water. Baiyun, a delicate little girl, fainted from hunger.He Dazi hugged Baiyun distressedly, bowed to the emperor, knowing that the emperor would not respond, he ran away like a gust of wind holding his daughter-in-law who had not yet been married.

As soon as the two left, the door of the delivery room was opened.

Xia Xiaobai ignored Mrs. Wen, who was holding His Royal Highness to announce the good news, and rushed into the delivery room excitedly, stood by Hou Qing's side, held his hand, with a few golden beans hanging on his resolute facial features, and used his big hand to give the queen who was sleeping soundly. Qing wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The dean of the Tai Hospital was so old that he was out of breath at the moment. He smiled and looked at the two women who had just announced their happiness to the empty courtyard. He stood up and took the little highness and hugged him. Seeing his wrinkled appearance, his heart felt I just feel that he is a little bit uglier than his big fat grandson who was born not long ago.

The director of the imperial hospital laughed so hard that he could see his teeth but couldn't see his eyes. He knelt down in front of the emperor and the empress, regardless of whether the two saw the doll in his hand or not, and rejoiced once again: "Congratulations, the emperor, the empress gave birth to a little prince. "

Xia Xiaobai turned his head to look at the wrinkled little bastard in displeasure, snorted, and ignored him.

The joy in the heart of the director of Tai Hospital was not extinguished by the emperor's indifference, he was still very happy.

……

The continuous drizzle, the silence of the world, and the arrival of the spring of the year.

During the daytime, a warm spring breeze blew into a dilapidated small temple, and a sallow and emaciated boy sneakily took half a steamed bun from the beggar's bowl.The beggar was dirty, but his hands and feet were nimble. He grabbed one of the young man's hands and spat at him: "Where did you come from, the little bastard, who dared to steal your grandpa? Do you know who your grandpa is?" ?"

The young man was very hungry. Facing the vicious beggar, he felt humiliated as humiliation, but it was not as important as his stomach. He stuffed half a steamed bun into his mouth in one go, his cheeks were bulging, and he refused to let go of half a steamed bun.

The beggar was furious. He had been begging for half a day, but a poor little ghost gave him half a steamed bun, so he was eaten?He was so angry that he punched the boy in the stomach, kicked him again, and spat out half of the steamed bun that was still in the boy's mouth.

The young man was so hungry that he saw the delicious food on the ground, he hurriedly broke free from the beggar's hand, and threw himself on the ground to pick up the steamed buns he vomited out to eat.

The beggar was not annoyed when he saw that the young man broke free from his restraints, but taunted him in a good mood: "What's wrong with the emperor? Are you hungry?" He stepped on the boy's face with his bare feet that had stepped on dog shit, and deliberately rubbed against his mouth. Seeing that the steamed buns he was chewing mixed with dog shit were still eating with gusto, he laughed loudly: "Look how cowardly you are, how dare you?" Call yourself the emperor? Hahahaha! The emperor eats shit! The emperor eats shit!..."

The beggar's laughter drew more beggars' laughter. They still remember that one day when a ragged boy parachuted into their beggar's lair, he boasted that he was the little emperor of today, and promised them that as long as he escorted him When he returns to Xiadu, everyone will enter the court as an official, clothed in rich clothes and well-fed.

The beggars only thought he was a lunatic and kindly let him join their begging team, but this little lunatic reprimanded him severely with the majesty of an emperor.Of course, the result he got was not treated like an emperor, but was cleaned up by beggars several times, and he spent his days relying on the alms of good-hearted people who occasionally came to the ruined temple to shelter from the rain and wind.

And this small dilapidated temple, well-meaning people don't come often, and this kid doesn't go begging. In this poor mountain valley, it is common for hungry people to steal food and be beaten.

Everyone was a good citizen and didn't want to be a beggar, but they were framed by corrupt officials, and they couldn't go back to their hometown. If they didn't live as beggars, they would have died long ago.

The young man was beaten and couldn't fight back, chewing on the tasteless steamed buns, thinking in his heart that if he was full today, he wouldn't starve to death today.From the top of the small dilapidated temple came the crisp sound of rain hitting the eaves tiles. The young man covered his stomach that hurt from being kicked, and slowly got up from the ground. The group, the beggars who had already found a dry place that would not be rained, regretted that they didn't get a good place today.

Whenever it rains, there will always be a few people who come to take shelter from the rain, and today is no exception.A group of beggars have their own way of life. First, they dare not casually kill others, and secondly, they dare not take other people’s things at will. They have to put more dust on themselves, making them look very pitiful and miserable, in order to be sympathetic to others. with alms.

A somewhat ornate four-person sedan chair outside the temple makes beggars daunted.In this unknown little place, there are only a handful of people who can take care of someone to carry the sedan chair, and the beggars dare not even do anything to win sympathy, for fear of offending someone they shouldn't, and even being hungry and beaten.

When the boy first came, he looked down on these beggars, but in order not to starve to death, he had to learn their measurements, endured the pain in his stomach, and smeared several layers of ashes on his already dark face, waiting for the sedan chair to sit safely. Stopping at a place that could keep out the rain in the small ruined temple, he rushed to the sedan chair and kowtowed loudly: "Good-hearted nobleman, please give me a bite of food! I haven't eaten for three days, please!" You are welcome, give me a bite to eat."

The beggars saw the young man acting like this, and their hearts became active. They were afraid of encountering villains, so they decided to see if the people in the sedan chair offered a reward before begging him.

The bearer opened the curtain of the sedan chair, but the occupant of the sedan chair did not appear for a long time.

The boy who bowed his head was delighted, his intuition told him that the more hesitant the people in the sedan chair were, the more chances he would be tipped.

After a while, the boy felt that the people in the sedan chair had hesitated for too long, and was about to look up at him, when a trembling sound came stammeringly: "You raise your head~"

The young man has seen countless eunuchs since he was born. He heard the voice of an eunuch, even a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he heard it, and even felt a little fear in his heart. He had killed countless eunuchs.Could it be that the person who left him here thought he was a hidden danger, so he sent an eunuch who hated him to kill him.The boy's body trembled, and he slowly raised his head...

"Ah~~~" The eunuch in the sedan chair exclaimed, and then rolled out of the sedan chair like a ball in fright, just in time to roll in front of the young man, with a panicked expression on his face, and mournfully said: "Your Majesty."

This panicked and hesitant voice made the young man's blood boil. He recalled the old eunuch who had served him by his side for many years, and then asked him to resign early and return home because he didn't like him very much.He helped the old eunuch up from the ground, his dark eyes were full of sorrow, just when the old eunuch was afraid that the little emperor would kill someone, he opened his mouth in pain, and sobbed: "Your Majesty...please forgive me! "

The little emperor gave the old eunuch a big bear hug, and cried even more than the old eunuch: "Elder-in-law... you are here."

The old eunuch closed his mouth without knowing why, and was stunned for a moment, thinking that the current emperor was the famous regent back then.Smelling the smell of feces all over the little emperor's nose, the old eunuch, based on decades of experience in the palace, thought happily: Fortunately, he retired and returned home early, if he didn't dare, he would have to die with the little emperor.

The old eunuch raised his hand and touched his neck, heaved a sigh of relief, staying by the little emperor's side for the past few years, he was frightened by his uncertainty, and when he saw him in such a state of desperation, he was afraid that he would kill someone to silence him.He weighed the possibility of the little emperor making a comeback in his heart, and after thinking about it, it was completely useless, unless the current emperor voluntarily abdicated, otherwise the chance of the little emperor coming back was zero.

The old eunuch who wanted to understand slowly pushed the downcast little emperor away, and took out a few pieces of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes from his bosom to give him. Before he could say anything, the little emperor snatched them away.

The beggars who were staring at the old eunuch were about to move, and the four fierce bearers glared at them fiercely.

The beggars fell silent again.

The old eunuch also watched the little emperor grow up. Although he is not a kind-hearted person, he has feelings for the cats and dogs he has watched for many years, let alone human beings.Anyway, I still have some capital, so it's nothing to support one more person, sighed, and said quietly: "Your Majesty, you can go with Eunuch!"

At the most desolate time in his life, he never thought that an old eunuch would be willing to rescue him, and he was so moved that his eyes were full of tears: "Thank you, father-in-law." Before the moment of emotion passed, his pupils contracted, and he saw a black figure slowly walking away When he came in, his whole body was fierce and natural, and his knife-cut facial features were very resolute. The dripping raindrops fell on his shoulders and slowly slid to the ground.

The little emperor crawled back in fear, whimpering, turning his head from time to time to look at the man who could easily deal with him.The old eunuch was so frightened that he was paralyzed to the ground, and he regretted that he had to take in a scourge when he missed the past for a while.

Xia Xiaobai looked calmly at the thin figure staggering in the rain and dust, and said sarcastically, "You are still so worthless."

Hearing this, the little emperor stopped his dog-like limbs, forced himself to turn his head slowly, and looked at Xia Xiaobai: "You... what do you want?"

"Your mother saved me. I promised her that I will do it." Xia Xiaobai suddenly turned around, and the black robe was blown up by the breeze.

As soon as Xia Xiaobai's figure disappeared, Mo Yifan led two guards into the small ruined temple, and knelt down on one knee: "See the emperor."

The four words shocked the hearts of all the people in the ruined temple.

Mo Yifan didn't wait for the little emperor to let him stand up, he led two people to support him up, and cupped his hands: "Please come back to the palace with us, Your Majesty, to inherit the throne."

The little emperor froze for a moment, then thought about it again, the smudges all over his face could not stop the wild smile on his mouth.

Once a person has everything, he is very afraid of losing; once a person has nothing, he is afraid of nothing.No matter what Xia Xiaobai's purpose of welcoming him back to the palace was, the little emperor was willing to face it calmly.

He is not even afraid of eating shit, so would he still be afraid of becoming an emperor?

The old eunuch patted his head again, he said that he had retired and returned to his hometown now, so he should stop playing games with these noble people, he just wanted to live a few more years.

The little emperor smiled softly and put his hand together: "Eunuch, come with me! I will definitely treat you like a father."

The old eunuch's heart trembled again with fright. He watched the little emperor grow up and learn to be bad. He didn't like him laughing very much, and nothing good happened every time he laughed.The old eunuch saw his downcast appearance today, and the little emperor was in a good mood to treat him well. If one day he remembered his unbearable past, he would definitely be torn to pieces. The old eunuch's heart is like a mirror.Kneeling sadly and kowtowing to the little emperor: "I beg the emperor to allow my servant to live a good old age without being disturbed!"

The little emperor was a little frustrated, seeing such a request from the only old eunuch who was kind to him, he had no choice but to agree.The old eunuch looked at the back of the little emperor walking out of the small dilapidated temple, and felt a little bit emotional. He just bought a house in this poor country, and he was planning to enjoy rural life. Came across this fright.

The emperor was uncertain, maybe the little emperor regretted not killing him after he returned, and then sent someone to kill him.

The old eunuch suddenly felt that it was too unsafe for him to live in Xia Kingdom now, and it would be more appropriate for him to retire to a neighboring country for the elderly.

Seeing that the little emperor was gone, the old eunuch helped him up with the bearer's support. Just as he got up, he saw the little emperor rushing in again, gave him a big bear hug, and rubbed his unwashed shit on him. body.This time the old eunuch didn't dare to push him away and let him rub, and even put on a sad expression on his face.

After a while, the little emperor, who had finished revealing his true feelings, slowly let go of the old eunuch, with tears still in his eyes, his eyes were firm as if he had made up his mind.

The old eunuch cried in his heart, could it be that he was too involved in the drama, making the little emperor reluctant to part with him?Must he go back to the palace?The old eunuch expressed his fear.

The little emperor choked with sobs and said: "Elder-in-law, I still remember that you taught me that I am the king of a country, and I must cultivate my moral character, govern the world well, and let the people live and work in peace and contentment. I remember that."

The astonishment and contempt on the old eunuch's face disappeared in a flash, so quickly that the little emperor, who was knocked dizzy by the big pie, could only see the sadness and reluctance on his face.The little emperor left with tears in his eyes, turned his head three times, and reassured again: "Don't worry, father-in-law, I will remember it." Looking around at the stinky beggars in ragged clothes, there was firmness and justice in his eyes.It seems that they have made up their minds in their hearts to let them live a good life with good clothes and good food.

The old eunuch had been by the little emperor's side for many years, and it was the first time he saw such determination and justice in his eyes, and cursed inwardly: What a bitch!The prince who was raised by the former emperor as the king of a country since he was a child, was raised in a rich nest with rich clothes and fine food, and he just took care of himself, and everyone else was farting.

In the end, Xia Xiaobai was thrown into such a poor and remote place, but he understood what it means to cultivate one's moral character and govern the world.The old eunuch, who had figured out the little emperor's temper, decided to go home now, pack up his things, and run away quickly, lest the little emperor ride a tall horse majesticly on the way back to Xia Kingdom, remembering the despicable things he had done, causing a big murder disaster.

The old eunuch sat in the sedan chair swiftly and urged the bearer to take him home quickly.A simple and honest bearer said in puzzlement, "Master, it's still raining outside!"

The old eunuch gave him a look of resentment: "My life is almost gone, no matter what the rain is, even if there is a storm and flood, I have to go."

The old eunuch's seriousness frightened the four bearers, who did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly lifted up the sedan chair.The old eunuch shouted again: "Slow down." The four bearers just carried him like this without moving.The old eunuch yanked open the car curtain with his calloused hands, stared at the group of dirty beggars with uncertain expressions on his face, and finally sighed, took out a handful of silver from his side and threw it on the On the ground, he said faintly: "You are all poor people. If you take this money and start a small business elsewhere, it will be enough for your life."

The beggars didn't go looting, but were puzzled by the "good guy" old eunuch.The old eunuch didn't intend to explain too much, and slowly lowered the car curtain, blocking the way in front of him, and shouted: "Let's go!"

The four bearers got the order to lift the sedan chair firmly, and a long sentence came from inside the sedan chair: "You better leave quickly! Don't get killed! No one can say anything about the royal family!"

It wasn't until the old eunuch's sedan chair and four bearers disappeared at the gate of the small dilapidated temple that the beggars came to their senses. It turned out that the dirty and smelly boy was really an emperor.

……

Spring is a good time for the recovery of all things, but it is not a good season for the green maple leaf forest in Beiming. The large maple leaf forest has some characteristics in the shape of leaves, but it does not have the taste of autumn.

"Wow wow wow!" came the cry of a child from the depths of the maple leaf forest.

A handsome young man in earthen clothes squatted beside him and coaxed him with a few maple leaves: "Don't cry, don't cry!"

The child opened his tearful eyes, and seeing the green maple leaves in his hand, he howled even louder: "Godfather lied, godfather lied, you said the leaves are red, but this is clearly green."

Seeing the tears falling from his eyes, the young man was anxious and aggrieved: "It's spring now, so where are the red leaves?"

The child refused, and wailed a few more times, and even rolled on the ground. His mother said that there is nothing wrong with you in the world, and if there is, you must be shameless enough.The child inherited his mother's fine traditions and vowed to be a shameless person. Seeing that his godfather didn't bring out the red leaves, he rolled around violently a few times.

The young man anxiously stopped his way, hugged his small fat waist, and coaxed helplessly: "It's spring now, godfather has no red leaves, and when autumn comes, godfather will bring you to see it?"

The child refused to obey, opened his voice, and wailed vigorously, as if as long as he wailed, the green leaves all over the mountains and plains would turn into red leaves.

......

A few red leaves from the sky slowly fell to the ground. The boy was suffering from head pain. He raised his head in surprise and looked up at the lady Baiyun who was riding a unicorn. She had a small basket on her back. Maple leaves are scattered from high above.

The child stopped crying immediately, and happily picked up the fiery red maple leaves, no matter whether they were dyed red or not, he was very happy, and proudly stood on tiptoe, and threw it at He Yifan: "You You idiot, of course I know that there are no red maple leaves in spring, but I didn’t expect that you couldn’t get any of them for me.” Then he made a big grimace: “It’s so hard for godmother to insert such a beautiful flower in your On such an elm bump."

The child picked up the red maple leaf that had just been thrown away, and happily rushed to Baiyun's embrace: "Godmother is about to divorce godfather! His stupid head is not good enough for you, I'd better marry you, and then take godfather as godfather!" son."

Holding the soft little bun, Bai Yun smiled and said, "Godson is right! I'll divorce your godfather right away, and let your godson take care of him as a godson."

He Yifan coughed heavily, reminding the two that he was still here, and when he said this, it was enough to say it behind his back.

He had never done anything remarkable in his life. It was one thing to take off the soldier's armor and use it as an insole for his wife; it was another thing for the empress to calmly ask the emperor to go to the imperial physician when the empress gave birth to a son.Also because of the latter incident, the queen mother gave birth to the young highness, and the father and son were safe. The emperor praised him as 'reliable', so he made him the young highness's godfather.

He Yifan's expression was very modest, but the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little out of character. Seeing that the elder and the younger ignored him, he coughed heavily again: "Later, when you were still in your mother's womb, you were I remind you that the doctor your father sent your mother to see is also your godfather because of this. Even if you marry your godmother Baiyun, I will still be your godfather according to the relationship between you and me in the past. If you can't change it, it will cause your godmother to lose a godson like you."

Hou'er curled his lips and said in a serious manner: "Father said that to be a man, one must be self-disciplined and willing to help others." He sighed sadly: "Godfather has been repaying favors for many years. He is neither self-righteous nor helpful. I really... ..."

The expression on He Yifan's face was a bit stiff, although he didn't say 'ashamed to be with you' from his mouth, but he could see it clearly from his face.

Bai Yun hugged Hou'er and flipped over neatly onto the back of the unicorn. He sat firmly and looked down at the idiot He who had been there for several years. Cultivate the relationship, you can go back by yourself!" As soon as the words fell, the plain hand patted the unicorn's back vigorously.

Xiaobai fluttered his pure white wings happily, and took a breath of dirty air on He idiot's face, feeling a little emotional in his heart, it is a rare and flying unicorn, and now only He idiot can bully it .Satisfied, he looked at He Dazi raised his face to the sky, and shouted anxiously: "Baiyun, Hou'er, wait for me..."

Those who fall behind are doomed to be beaten, and idiots without status are doomed to be bullied.

The green leaves of the Maple Leaf Forest are still very green. Occasionally, one or two red leaves that Houer deliberately dropped from the sky will be blown to the top of He Dazi's head, and he will cry sadly: "You are bullying people again..."

Big mountain peaks floated under Xiaobai's hooves, and he let out a beast cry, and several female unicorns flying on the mountain followed the trajectory of its wings and flew over together.

Houer's eyes are sharp, and he saw his father and mother secretly "eating" not far away behind Xiaobai's back, and asked Xiaobai to land secretly, giggling and ran towards the two people who were "eating" deliberately. In front of his father, he threw himself into his mother's arms, unceremoniously opened his mother's front, took a few bites of the big apple on his mother's chest, and ate it loudly.

Xia Xiaobai's face was dark. This kid kept accounts in Hou Qing's stomach, and he still hasn't settled them until today. He still made mistakes repeatedly, so he immediately grabbed his back collar unceremoniously, in front of his mother, Bai Yun and a group of people. All the unicorns ripped off his pants and slapped his little butt.His father thought angrily, it is better not to keep accounts for him in the future, and to settle the accounts face to face so as not to be able to calculate in the future, and it is cheaper for this kid.

Hou'er has a thick skin, and being spanked in public is nothing to him, but his butt hurts, and he immediately looked at his mother with tears in his eyes. The little person was treated like this by his father, Hou Qing's heart He became angry all of a sudden, held down his father's big palm, and glared at him: "It wasn't born by you, of course you don't feel bad, I feel bad, don't hit me."

Xia Xiaobai looked at his daughter-in-law aggrievedly, and withdrew his hands.

Hou'er felt that a child with a mother is a treasure, so he grinned with a mouthful of small white teeth, and shouted delightfully, "Thank you, mother."

Hou Qing's face turned green all of a sudden: "How many times have I told you that I am your father and that is your mother."

Hou'er followed Hou Qing's fingers and looked at his father who would beat him up if he didn't agree with him. Although he had lived in this small world full of unicorns since he was a child, he also knew that the mother who wore the skirt was the mother, and the father who wore the clothes The fierce-looking one is the father, and the beautiful-looking one is the mother. Immediately, he cried aggrievedly: "Mother lied to the child."

Hou Qing's face turned from green to black, rolled up his sleeves, let his father hold his little arms and legs, went into battle himself, beat the disobedient little boy's little butt, and counted happily: "one"

"two"

"three"

"Four"

"Fives"