i just want to be a woman

Master Liu knelt down and put his head on the ground, not daring to breathe.The emperor's ascension to the throne is said to be thanks to the blessing of the old emperor's posthumous photo. To put it bluntly, everyone knows what's going on.Many outrageous ministers refused to accept him, pointing at his nose and scolding: You rebellious ministers and thieves dare to seek to usurp the throne, and everyone will be punished if they get it.

The emperor said a word at that time: Are you free?

A certain minister was stubborn, and said in an indifferent way: "I'm not idle, but I must maintain the orthodox blood of the royal family."

Then...no more, the emperor didn't lose his temper on the spot, and invited the old minister to rest in a good temper, but the old minister never went to the morning court again.

Lord Liu asked himself, he is not as good as the old emperor, Prime Minister Geng, and the young emperor. Although he can't understand the style of the current emperor, he can't understand the death of his old emperor, and the death of his prime minister. His little emperor died again.On the point of hard life, no one in civil and military affairs in the Manchu Dynasty dared to compare with the Holy One.

Mr. Liu finally managed to get into the position of censor. After seeing so many murder cases, if he didn't know current affairs, he wouldn't be able to be censor.Immediately trembling all over, raised his head, and respectfully changed his words: "The emperor is the backbone of all people, and bears the mission brought by God. As the emperor's ministers, I dare not be idle for a moment. It's just that the emperor is doing nothing for you every day. The country works hard for the people, and it is inevitable to be overtired when you have to take charge of the harem. I heard that the Fox Fairy Empress is a thousand-year-old fox fairy who came down to earth, and I want to have a good marriage with the emperor. I implore the emperor to confer the Fox Fairy Empress as a concubine, and a good story will come. "

Mr. Liu's "heartfelt words" didn't blush, his eyes were frank, and the emperor nodded again and again: "Aiqing is really the pillar of the country, get up quickly."

Master Liu stood up and patted the dust on his sleeves, with a proud expression on his face: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Master Shaofu Shen turned his head and glanced at him, his white beard trembling with anger.

Mr. Liu watched his nose, his nose, and his heart, but he didn't look at Mr. Shen anywhere.

Lord Shen gritted his teeth, seeing the majestic people on the dragon chair sitting in all directions, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he was also an old man who grew up watching the emperor, and it was the first time seeing the emperor so happy, he felt Unwilling to ponder for a moment: Mrs. Liu just suggested conferring a man in the palace as a concubine. Even if he becomes one of the four concubines, it is a great favor for a man. It is impossible for a man to live in the middle palace, and the emperor will not be so fatuous. a man to be queen.In this way, even if his granddaughter does not get the emperor's favor when she enters the palace, she may become a queen, and their Shen family can flourish from now on.

The abacus in Master Shen's mind was crackling, and he felt that although it was a risk, it was still worth it, so he immediately took a step forward, cupped his hands and said, "Report to the Emperor, I have something to report."

The smile on the corner of Xia Xiaobai's mouth had faded away, and his eyes were like a torch, so that the little thoughts in Mr. Shen's heart were exposed in front of everyone. He smiled miserably, and said kindly: "I don't know what Mr. Shen wants to say? Can you forgive me?" Firstly."

Mr. Shen's skinny old face was tense, recalling the fate of those courtiers whom the emperor smiled at, sweating profusely, and knelt down on the ground: "I dare not."

Xia Xiaobai stood up, his face was like a breeze and rain, his eyes were kind, and all the civil and military officials in the court were so frightened that they knelt down: "Please calm down, Your Majesty."

Xia Xiaobai didn't care about their cowardice at all. When he wasn't the emperor, he could accompany his wife every day, write down a few notes for his future baby when he had nothing to do, and lived a happy life; After becoming the emperor, he was busy every day, looking at a group of bewildered old men, his wife's flowery face, even the director of the Imperial Hospital, he had seen more than him, and he wanted to make the little emperor fool him. When he came back, he might as well be an overlord.

But just now these puzzled old men said that they want to be concubines.

His wife is as beautiful as a flower, wearing a beautiful red dress, and wearing a red head covering must be very beautiful.

Chang'e's ugly toy must not be compared with his wife's toes.

In Xia Xiaobai's fantasy, Chang'e, who lives on the moon with a rabbit in her arms, must have a woman's body and a rabbit's head.

There was a crowd of people kneeling in the hall, and the eunuch next to the emperor wanted to kneel, but the emperor stood beside him with a serious face. He was so frightened that he did not dare to move, expressing the pressure.

Under a lot of pressure, the serious emperor came back to his senses, and put his hands behind his back: "Since all the courtiers are so concerned about my harem, I can't ignore your wishes. Three days later, it will be the birthday of Empress Fox Fairy, and it will be on that day." , I take the world as my hire, and win the fox fairy as my queen."

Heaven~under~for~hire~

It was easy for the emperor to say, and it was easy to do, but it was difficult for the ministers who had all kinds of words in their hearts, but dared not hesitate to say a word, fell on the ground and put stones on them.

No one dares to be careless about the wedding of the emperor and the empress!

When a pot of longevity peaches was placed on the sandalwood table of the wedding banquet, the maid in charge of the wedding banquet yelled, "Which blind little bastard dares to put these things on the wedding banquet?"

"What's wrong with this thing?" Bai Yun walked slowly with small steps holding a menu, glared at her and said, "You shallow-sighted old woman, do you know that it was hand-picked by our mother?"

Gong Nai was shocked and said: "Oh! My good girl Baiyun, I really don't know! But I will definitely do it properly." She took out a silver ingot from her pocket and handed it to Baiyun. : "Miss Baiyun, please take good care of her." She glanced at the menu in Baiyun's hand. If she, the nun who was in charge of the wedding banquet, was robbed of her job by the maid next to the queen, she would have no way to survive.

Bai Yun shook the silver ingot in his hand, and said in disgust, "So little?"

Gongmao didn't dare to hesitate, she took off a crystal clear jade bracelet from her own hand and put it in Baiyun's hand: "Miss, please accept it with a smile, and also ask you to speak a few words of kindness for the slave in front of the empress."

Bai Yun smiled knowingly, and exchanged with her the menu card in his arms: "Thank you Mammy, if we have beautiful errands in Fengxi Palace, Mammy will be the first thing I think of."

Gong Nai was overjoyed, and thanked her again and again, she was more cautious and conscientious than before, hoping to get the empress's attention and live a happy life.

Bai Yun smiled lightly, she was quite familiar with these ways in the deep palace, if she didn't accept the old woman's things, she might be broken into some kind of noble girl.But as soon as he turned around, he saw He Yifan who was quite resentful. Baiyun knew his elm head, and hummed: "What's wrong with you? Are you unhappy that I took other people's things?"

He Yifan shook Baiyun's sleeve, and the emerald green bracelet was worn on her fair-skinned hands, making her small hands white and crystal clear.

He Yifan sighed: "Baiyun, tell me, when will we get married?"

Bai Yun sighed leisurely: "The little emperor is gone. According to the customs of the Xia Kingdom, people are not allowed to get married within two years."

He Yifan became even more resentful: "But the little emperor is not dead, the emperor is fooling people with a dead pig!"

"But we can't expose him, or we will have to go to the ghost marriage."

He Yishan was timid, a little afraid of ghosts and gods, looked down at the green bracelet on Bai Yun's little hand, and felt it was a bit of an eyesore: "Bai Yun, if you behave like this, the empress might be unhappy if she finds out!"

Bai Yun frowned, watched him go around and finally got the words out, twisted his ears, and said angrily: "Then let's go to the empress and ask, and see if the empress is happy."

He Yifan's heart beat a beat slower, and he covered his reddened ears: "It's better to say goodbye, the empress is preparing for a big wedding, so I don't have time to deal with such trivial matters."

"Stop making excuses and go."

In Fengxi Palace, Hou Qing was trying on the beautiful bride's phoenix gown. When he was a little tired of wearing gold, he brought a few red dresses and changed them happily. Seeing Baiyun twisting He Yifan's ear Walk in without hesitation.

Hou Qing has gotten used to Bai Yun's style and her pitiful appearance of shedding tears as she says, so she immediately patted the table, pointed to Mo Yifan and said, "Well, what kind of idiot are you? You dare to bully her, are you tired of living?"

He idiot couldn't explain why, and shouted: "Your Majesty, I am wronged."

Baiyun let go of He Yifan's ears, and glared at him angrily: "Kneel down and kowtow to your empress."

He Dazi is a strict wife, he didn't dare not listen, he knelt down and kowtowed: "The humble post pays respects to the empress."

Hou Qing nodded, covered his lower abdomen, sat down beside the table, drank a cup of tea made with white clouds: "Tell me! What's going on?"

He idiot glanced at Baiyun: "Should I really say such a shameful thing?"

Bai Yun said angrily: "You are the one who is ashamed!"

He Dazi lowered his head, and had a war between heaven and man in his heart for a while, and repeated Baiyun's behavior of not doing things for others when he accepted the gift, and finally kowtowed again with tears in his eyes: "I beg you to read it for the sake of Baiyun's first crime, and the Internet On the one hand, she knew she was wrong." Gritting her teeth, she looked at Hou Qing with hope in her eyes: "If the Empress really wants to blame her, then she can blame the humble official! The inferior official is willing to suffer for the future wife."

Hou Qing threw the cup in his hand beside He's idiot, and with a 'bang' the water splashed in all directions, and even splashed on He's idiot's face. He thought that his wife was very angry and angry, and wanted to punish him and Bai Yun by knocking his head to the ground. On the ground, there was a loud voice: "Please don't punish Baiyun, empress, please punish the humble servant!"

Hou Qing sighed and asked, "Are you stupid?"

He Dazi felt that there was a turning point in the matter, he raised his head very puzzled, stared at his wife with a pair of bright and pure eyes, and Baiyun was very angry when he looked like a good student begging for an explanation.

Hou Qing disdained to be with idiots, turned to Bai Yun and said, "Have you explained it to him?"

Bai Yun nodded lightly: "I've explained it, but he felt that the servant girl was making excuses."

Hou Qing beckoned, He Nianzi moved up to Hou Qing's knees, Hou Qing stroked his head as if he were stroking a puppy: "Do you know why Mo Yifan became the chief guard of the palace, and you are his subordinate?" Are the subordinates of your subordinates in charge?"

He fool shook his head sincerely.

Hou Qing said sadly: "With your wisdom, it would be a waste of time for me to tell you. You'd better kneel down and reflect on yourself!"

He fool: "..."