i just want to be a woman

Xia Xiaobai soaked in the bathroom for a quarter of an hour, looked down at the pink petals all over his body, and calmly stared at the closed door again, with a bad premonition in his heart, he stood up straight with a crash, just in time to see The small note that Qing wrote to him fluttered to the ground, "Strength on the outside and weak on the inside, the arm is seriously injured, and you can't be messy." The twelve large characters were printed on Xia Xiaobai's fire-breathing eyes, almost burning his heart and liver. into ashes.

Xia Xiaobai gritted his teeth and shouted: "No one."

Mo Yifan outside the door said dutifully: "The humble job is here."

"Hurry up and arrest Li Dongyuan."

"My lord, General Li has been gone for an hour, and the speed of the Pegasus he is riding is extremely fast, I'm afraid..."

Xia Xiaobai clenched his fists tightly, water droplets dripped from his body into the big tub, the already rippling water surface was ticking like a storm, he said angrily: "Li, Dong, Yuan."

Hou Qing was put to sleep by Xia Xiaobai. He should have hated Xia Xiaobai to the bone. If it was serious, he should bite him a few times. If he was sad, he should have cried, made trouble, and hanged himself. Let Hou Qing, who was supposed to be in a position of righteousness and confidence, suddenly became the one who was low-key.

Xia Xiaobai's arm was shot through by an arrow because of him, if he dared to make a fuss, not to mention not knowing how others would see it, even Hou Qing himself felt that he was nothing.

Nowadays, it is widely rumored in the palace that Xia Xiaobai loves his wife as much as his life, and is willing to risk his own life to protect the young Prince Beiming from arrows.

It was widely rumored in Xiadu that the little prince of Beiming was as beautiful as a flower, with a heavenly beauty, he was better than the daughter of the Prime Minister Geng's family, and he won the fight against the princess of Wei in the west.

There are even rumors that the little prince of Beiming is the reincarnation of a thousand-year-old vixen, who specializes in absorbing men's yang energy. This time, he has taken a fancy to the regent's majestic physique.The rumors spread to the upper-class families became: If any man can win the favor of a thousand-year-old vixen, he will have no regrets in this life.

This remark resonated with countless men, and rumors spread about Beiming's coquettish and beautiful man.What's more, when the ministers arrived at the court hall, they described the rumors vividly, which greatly interested the little prince on the dragon chair, and ordered the father-in-law to immediately go to the Xia Palace to announce the decree: the regent will bring the little prince Beiming into the palace St.

When Mo Yishan asked Hou Qing to go alone to receive the imperial decree, he saw him throwing flowers in the garden and asking for directions. As for where to go, he himself didn't know. Haunting him and not letting him go out, so that he has no place to go in the huge palace other than entering Xia Xiaobai's house and being molested by him.

Mo Yifan knelt down on one knee, and said again that Hou Qing was to receive the order. He was still confused and ignorant, didn't he understand that he just threw a flower?How to go to the emperor kid to plead guilty.

Houqing didn't know that when he returned to the palace this time, there were rumors and gossips all over the summer, but Baiyun knew it very well in his heart, but the prince gave an order, in order not to annoy his wife, they all kept their mouths shut. When the decree came, she asked his wife to pick it up, she said solemnly: "This is Prince Xia's mansion, the regent is the biggest, why the emperor's decree is not for the prince to pick it up, but for our wife to go?"

Mo Yifan looked up at Madam who was still in a daze, and said flatteringly: "Madam, who do you think is the biggest in Prince Xia's Mansion?"

Hou Qing cast a majestic glance at Bai Yun with his eyes, straightened his back and said, "Of course it's Mrs. Ben."

Mo Yishan smiled like a chrysanthemum: "For such an important event as receiving an order, it is natural that the biggest person in the palace should personally do it. I don't know if it is right to say that it is a humble job?"

Hou Qing praised: "As expected of the most trustworthy person around the prince, he is really smart." He straightened the two big apples on his chest, raised his hand to support the golden hairpin on Fuyun's temple, and said, "Lead the way."

Mo Yifan made a gesture of invitation: "Madam please."

Hou Qing straightened out the big apple in front of his chest again, but his face was dignified. He heard that the eunuchs in the palace became more feminine because they lacked a man's lifeblood. Looking sideways at the motionless Bai Yun, he frowned and said, "Are you saying I'm white or not?"

Bai Yun didn't expect his wife to ask this question inexplicably, so he nodded in a daze.

Hou Qing looked at Mo Yifan again: "Do you think I have those eunuch Bai?"

The corner of Mo Yifan's mouth twitched, and he nodded, "Madam's skin is as white as snow, crystal clear." He believed that as long as he dared to say 'not white', Madam would dare to go to the kitchen and pour a bucket of flour on top of his head.

Hou Qing twisted her slender waist, pouted her round buttocks, and the golden skirt drew a faint arc in the sun, he looked back and smiled like a hundred flowers blooming: "Am I beautiful? "

The corner of Mo Yifan's mouth couldn't help twitching again, he raised his head and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "It's so beautiful."

Hou Qing waved his hand, and said in a strong tone: "Then why are you still in a daze? Take me there quickly."

Mo Yifan hurriedly walked a few steps faster, leading his wife in a hurry, but Hou Qing scolded again: "You run so fast, what about reincarnation?"

Mo Yifan silently walked a lot slower, if he heard someone say women are hypocritical in the future, he would definitely refute: Men are also hypocritical.

Hou Qing wore a glamorous golden dress, and the top of her head was covered with glittering jewels, which almost blinded the eyes of the eunuch who read out the imperial decree.The status of the eunuchs around the emperor has always been aloof among the officials. Not to mention that the ministers dare not offend, they have to flatter them. It is easy to give them expensive things. If the eunuch really likes it, he wants your wife to follow him. You have to be willing for him to eat, otherwise the eunuch's little shoes will give you little shoes at any time, and you will lose your official position if it is light, or your life if it is serious.

But in the generation of the little emperor, the job of eunuch is not easy to mix. His prestige is based on the prestige of the little emperor. Now the little emperor is not prestige. If he dares to be prestige, Hou Qing dares to kill him.

Every step Houqing took was extremely graceful, but if a man could imitate a woman's graceful walk, he couldn't be too harsh on him. The consequence of not being too harsh would be that he walked extremely slowly.

The eunuch who announced the decree waited for an hour before a noble master from Xia Wang's mansion came out. He no longer expected him to get a reward after he announced the decree, but only hoped that the slow-moving master could walk a little faster. Let him finish reading the imperial decree, and he will be thankful.

Hou Qing considered himself the master of the palace, sat down generously on the main seat, took a sip of the tea offered by Bai Yun, and gently wiped the sweat from his forehead. It seems that women are really hard to be. Walking would wear him to death.

The eunuch who announced the decree was much more tired than Houqing, he bowed respectfully: "May I ask where the regent prince is?"

Hou Qing slammed the teacup onto the table, and took a few glances at the indifferent eunuch in front of him without leaving any traces. He was an old eunuch, no matter how beautiful or ugly he was, but his skin was not white, There is no white rouge on it.

Hou Qing felt that he had been deceived, and said angrily: "Since the father-in-law came to the Xia palace to announce the decree, he must meet the most capable person in the Xia palace. Now I am in front of you, but the father-in-law still wants to find the prince, what is the meaning of the father-in-law?" ?”

The old eunuch's mouth was choked, but even the current emperor dared not disobey Xia Xiaobai, and he, the eunuch, did not dare to offend the man pretending to be a beautiful woman in front of him, knelt down and kowtowed: "Yes The slave has eyes that don't see Mount Tai, please forgive me, my little prince."

Seeing that the eunuch's eyes made him recognizable, Hou Qing didn't bother him too much, waved his hand and asked him to stand up, crossed his legs, and said casually: "Read the imperial decree!"

The old eunuch was stunned, but he still didn't dare to say anything. He was still thinking that if the little emperor was here, he might not be much better off, but he didn't know what was wrong with the little emperor today. The regent took a fancy to Beiming's prodigal son Hey, why is he joining in the fun? If these two plague gods are really connected to the palace, how many troubles will be caused!

The old eunuch was worried because he was worried, but he didn't dare to disobey Hou Qing's intentions, holding the imperial decree and trying to ignore the little prince while secretly touching the hands of the little servants around him while eating sunflower seeds.And his face is full of sacredness that dare not be violated.

The old eunuch has lived for a long time, and he has seen more than this one strange thing. He was calmly preparing to read the imperial decree, but the young prince said again: "Don't read what you have and what you don't have, just pick the key points."

The old eunuch sighed again when he was old. He had been reciting the imperial decree professionally for most of his life. He knew that the beginning and the end of the imperial decree were nothing more than those "Fengtian Chengyun Emperor's Edict" and "Qin this". In the past, read: "There is a saying in the market, the little prince of Beiming is beautiful, gentle and elegant. He is the reincarnation of a thousand-year-old fox. I order the regent to bring the little prince into the palace to find out."

After the old eunuch finished reading the imperial edict, he offered the imperial edict with both hands, and ordinary ministers had to accept the imperial edict and then greet the old eunuch.On weekdays, the old eunuch relied on him to serve the late emperor, and watched the little emperor grow up. Even the little emperor gave him a little face, so he naturally farted, but the master in front of him, not only did he not dare to fart, I also hope that someone will come to take over the imperial decree soon, and then pinch him away.

Hou Qing sat up and didn't dare to move. The old eunuch didn't dare to look directly at him with a gloomy face. He still bowed respectfully, feeling sorry for his old waist, which might break down here.

Hou Qing murmured: "A thousand-year-old fox?" His face turned black, it seemed that the little emperor regarded him as a vixen, and the little emperor in his mind was a timid yellow-haired boy, how could that dog dare to do this Talk about him, and "find out?" Does he think his queen is a kitten and puppy on the side of the road?

Xia Xiaobai walked up and down, wearing a thin black robe with a thin shoulder covering his injured arm, he smiled at Hou Qing, and said dotingly: "Why is Madam so misbehaving, why are you talking to Mrs. He made a public joke." He turned his head and glanced at the old eunuch: "I offended Eunuch, it's all my fault, please don't blame Eunuch."

The old eunuch has lived to this age in the palace, he knows whether the regent is telling the truth or irony!Trembling, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Please forgive me, please forgive me..."