i just want to be a woman

The rabbit's head is a rabbit's head, but it has human hair, and it is combed in a human bun. The two long rabbit ears can't cover it, and it looks like two hairs. The body of the rabbit is a human body. , wearing a bright red skirt, jewel-like eyes flashing with a blood-red fierce light, holding a cattail fan in one hand, and hugging a ferocious rabbit in the other, how weird it looks!

Hou Qing bared her teeth and said, "Xia Xiaobai, I asked you to draw a beautiful picture of Chang'e fairy in my image. Which rabbit demon in the woods did you draw? Is my appearance so miserable?"

Xia Xiaobai said innocently: "Didn't Madam ask me to draw Chang'e? Don't all fairies who raise rabbits look like rabbits?"

A mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out of Hou Qing's heart, and when he lifted the red cushion, he was about to hit him on the head.

Xia Xiaobai hurriedly stopped him: "Ma'am, we have to hurry this afternoon! If you just smash it like this, the unicorn's back is too hard, what if it hurts your butt and relapses? "Ambiguously leaning into his ear and blowing: "If Madam wants to take the opportunity to let my husband take the initiative to apply medicine for Madam, it is not impossible." He said angrily: "Women are animals with mouths and hearts, Madam, don't be in a hurry Refute, the more you refute, the more you want to rub medicine for your husband."

Hou Qing's full of anger turned into spittle that had been brewing in his mouth for a long time, and he sprayed fiercely towards his body, no matter whether he hit or missed, he twisted the cushion, turned around and left.

Hateful!

After the group rested and set off again, Hou Qing dragged Bai Yun and dragged her onto the unicorn. Bai Yun glanced at the prince who was staring at his wife affectionately, and said in surprise: "Would the prince ride a unicorn with his wife?" Horned beast?"

Hou Qing gritted her teeth: "Don't mention that bitch to me."

Bai Yun didn't dare to touch Houqing's brow, and sat quietly, not daring to say a word.

Hou Qing was still very annoyed. He twisted the cushion and felt uncomfortable. He had no one to complain about. He looked at Bai Yun sitting behind him resentfully: "Don't you talk a lot in movies, you little girl? What's the matter today?" Just shut up?"

Baiyun was holding back his stomach full of gossip, and asked his wife's permission before asking.

Without further ado, Hou Qing threw the twisted pillow to him, and said angrily: "I am as beautiful as a flower, and he actually painted me as a rabbit spirit." Seeing Bai Yun twisting the pillow drooling from the corner of his eyes, he felt a chill in his heart, and immediately He snatched it back and continued to complain: "Is this me like a rabbit? Even if I am really a rabbit, I don't look so miserable. Damn it!"

Baiyun chuckled: "Last night, after the assassination of the madam and the prince, the prince was depressed, and asked the servant to tell the madam how to divert the current emotion. The slave said that if something interesting or novel happened, maybe the madam would Forgot. Now that the prince has made such a novel thing for you, the prince really likes his wife so much."

Hou Qing felt sweet in his heart, and stuffed the red cushion under his buttocks, humming and said: "He drew a flowery beauty for me, and I am still happy and novel."

Bai Yun said: "Then the lord must be afraid that my wife will be too happy and novelty, staring at the cushion every day and ignoring the lord, that's why the lord draws an ugly picture."

Hou Qing grumbled and said nothing, secretly glanced at Xia Xiaobai who was galloping, and all the distress and anger in his heart disappeared.

After two days and one night on the road, Xia Xiaobai and his party finally returned to the capital of Xia Kingdom (Xia Capital) in the middle of the night. Xia Xiaobai was afraid that things might change, so he hid the snow-white and proud unicorn, so that the future Qing shared the same horse with him, and ordered He Yifan to take Baiyun with him.

Now that it was night, the originally cold city gate suddenly became very lively with the return of the regent king.

The closed city gate of the Xia capital suddenly opened, and the little emperor wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, accompanied by the prime minister, got out of a gorgeous bright yellow carriage, and walked in front of Xia Xiaobai step by step, followed by hundreds of guards, Hou Qing was rather taken aback by the black crowd. He yawned and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't the emperor kid out of bed in the middle of the night and sleepwalking?"

Xia Xiaobai's dark eyes stared at the prime minister, and a sneer twitched at the corner of his mouth: "The prime minister wants to tell the world that the regent Xia Xiaobai is a tyrannical man, he has made great achievements, and his power is in the hands of the government, so death is not a pity."

The words 'death is not a pity' hit Hou Qing's heart hard, and he suddenly looked at the middle-aged man next to the little emperor, with a long horse face and a pair of eyes shining like a fox.

Rao Houqing is incompetent and prodigal, and he also knows what the people want, what is treason, what is a rebellious minister and a thief, and what is punishable for his crime.

It seems that Xia Xiaobai's life in Xiadu was not as comfortable as he thought in his heart.

Xia Xiaobai looked at the Prime Minister with bloodthirsty and cold eyes, but when he looked at Hou Qing, he was a kind and affectionate husband, and said with a smile: "This king still has a tough battle to fight, so it is inconvenient to take Madam with you. Baiyun went back to the palace to rest, if the women there are restless and make madam unhappy, madam just clean it up, don't worry too much."

Hou Qing noticed that the atmosphere was not right, and nodded obediently, without adding to the disturbance.

The prime minister had already brought the little emperor to Xia Xiaobai, waiting for Xia Xiaobai to bow down, Xia Xiaobai unhurriedly ordered Bai Yun to take care of his wife back home, and He Yifan to take good care of her.After completing these tasks, he turned over neatly and got off the horse, squeezed Houqing Baibai's hand: "Go! My husband will be back soon."

Hou Qing cooperated with Xia Xiaobai, and exhorted affectionately: "I am waiting for you in the palace, so don't come back too late. During these days, I will not be separated from you day and night. Without you, I can't do it all night." .”

Xia Xiaobai dotingly said: "Madam, don't worry, I will go back for my husband."

The prime minister was afraid that Xia Xiaobai would talk endlessly with a woman, so he put his fist to his mouth and coughed heavily, successfully calling Xia Xiaobai's gaze back.

Xia Xiaobai looked at the little emperor in 'surprise', walked quickly in a few steps, then stared at the prime minister in 'surprise', and said angrily: "Master prime minister, if you take the emperor for a walk in the middle of the night, you can't come to the city gate. If you encounter an assassin and the dragon body is damaged, can you afford it?"

The prime minister blushed with anger: "The emperor came to the gate of the city specially to welcome the meritorious officials..."

"Ridiculous." Xia Xiaobai was so angry that he pulled out the sword from his body, placed the sharp sword on the prime minister's neck in all directions, and said angrily: "How dare you talk nonsense, the emperor is young and ignorant, as you Auxiliary ministers, eat the king's salary, but can't worry about the king's worries, and even instigated the emperor to come to the city gate in the middle of the night and walk around at will, he should be killed."

Before the prime minister could evade, the little emperor started to tremble and stammered: "Regent, king, no, yes... I have to come here, it has nothing to do with the prime minister..."

Xia Xiaobai put away his sharp sword, and said kindly to the little emperor: "It turns out that the emperor likes to take a walk late at night, and this minister is afraid that it will be unsafe for the emperor to travel at will. If the emperor wants to travel next time, this minister is willing to protect the emperor personally. Lu, naturally you have to worry about your king."

The little emperor trembled all over, almost kneeling before Xia Xiaobai.The prime minister helped him at the critical moment, and gave him a look that hated iron and steel. The little emperor stabilized his mind and summoned up his courage and said: "The prince regent sent troops to Beiming to quell the war. I specially held a ceremony for the prince regent." The celebration banquet is about to begin, please come with me now, my lord!"

Xia Xiaobai's icy eyes fell on the little emperor, this time the prime minister didn't help him, he fell to the ground in fright, and got up in fear, trembling all over.

Xia Xiaobai bowed respectfully: "Thank you, Your Majesty." There was a cold smile on the corner of his mouth, every time he went out and came back he played this game, it was really nothing new.

The prime minister's gentle eyes shot directly at Xia Xiaobai's sharp edge, and he saw what he was thinking, and smiled elegantly, it doesn't matter if the trick is old-fashioned, as long as it works.

Xia Xiaobai made a gesture of invitation to let the little emperor go first.The little emperor had already achieved his goal, so he didn't dare to look at him, so he took the hand of the chief executive beside him, and ran away in despair.

Hou Qing smiled at the prime minister, there is an emperor who is incompetent, no wonder he is there!

The prime minister smiled back, it is still unknown who will win the game!

Xia Xiaobai turned back and told his personal guards that he was worried about Hou Qing, so he added more than a dozen guards with high martial arts skills to protect him back to the palace.

Hou Qing said worriedly: "The celebration banquet is similar to the Hongmen banquet, you should keep some people to protect yourself!"

Xia Xiaobai was glad that Houqing cared about him, but in his heart Houqing's safety was the most important thing, so he carefully embraced him: "Everything is based on your own safety, this king will be back soon."

Seeing that he was confident and the enemy was approaching menacingly, Hou Qing frowned: "Long Live Lord will hold a celebration banquet for you, you should bring more people there!"

Xia Xiaobai sneered and said, "A young brat dares to call him Long Live."

Hou Qing's heart sank, he couldn't say these words casually, he covered his mouth and leaned next to his ear, and said softly: "I don't know if the little emperor has a long live, but I know you are nine thousand years old." After finishing speaking, he took Bai Yun's little hand cunningly, and led his people away.

When Xia Xiaobai came to his senses, Hou Qing had already disappeared without a trace.

Xia Xiaobai grinds his teeth: Sooner or later, I will let you know why this king is even longer than Long Live.

Houqing came to Xiadu with his father and mother when he was young, but it was daytime, and there were vendors setting up stalls on both sides of the street, which was very lively. He still remembered that he took his mother's With his hands on the street and unwilling to leave, he was beaten up by his father and cried so much.

It is night now, the moon in the sky is big and round, but the streets on both sides of the main street are deserted.

Bai Yun was pulled by the adoring wife, very happy in her heart, but she was afraid of being hated by the prince, so she had to hold back the reluctance in her heart and pulled out her little hand, and had to not let the lady know that she was threatened by the prince, so she cheerfully transferred her Attention: "Madam, Madam, what did you say to the prince just now? The prince's face seemed to turn black all of a sudden."

Hou Qing laughed loudly: "I just told him that he is nine thousand years old."

Bai Yun was stunned for a moment, but also gloated: "My lord must be very angry. There was a treacherous minister in the previous court who claimed to be nine thousand years old. Not only did he control the government, but he was also very vicious. As a courtier, he dared to choose nine thousand beautiful women. The woman was not chosen, but died because of an allergy to rouge, and after his death, the world discovered that he was actually incompetent, which is really embarrassing!"